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Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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Welcome to our Season Finale!*

Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis.

Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand.  Frank ended up on the show.

Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea?

In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who put something somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, a man who REALLY loves pool floats (again), and we ask if it’s ever okay to give a woman a great big kick up the arse.

Our Agony Aunt Bane off of Batman is still searching for gainful employment after not getting a part in the Superman Vs Batman movie. This week he’s looking after mutated kittens in Iraq, where he meets some very exuberant young gentlemen with fireworks.

There’s some personal hygiene advice for the BDSM community, and we ask Should Belasco Watch This Film? Hopefully for the last time ever.

Oh, and… Spoiler Alert… one of us dies.

Did we mention this is our Season Finale?

So stick this in your ear, and remember… everybody wants to be a gangster until a gangster walks in the room. Apparently.

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Episode #64.5: Shatner, Monkeys, and Boobs (LIVE)

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Featuring:  Longhorn, Belasco, “Booze”, Dr. P, and Hiccup
Producer: Belasco

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sfjpodlogo Another special “LIVE” version for the subscribers.

In this live-streamed show, we discuss Belasco’s recent Twitter discussion with the one and only William Shatner. Thankfully, our friend Longhorn joins us so that Belasco doesn’t feel so alone in the geek-out. Naturally, Shatner talk leads to superheroes, superheroes lead to monkeys, monkeys lead to Stefano!, and Stefano! leads to half-naked girls chopping down crosses.

Also, there’s something not-quite-right about Booze since his recent holiday in America. And don’t miss a very special edition of “Should Belasco Watch this Film”.

Special note: Apologies for some of the sound quality in this episode. There were microphone troubles and it was all Hiccup’s fault. 

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News Round Stories

– Naked Female Warriors (http://bit.ly/14iO7Kp)
– Beating the Monkey (http://nydn.us/14iObKg)
– Snake Arsonist (http://bit.ly/14iOeWu)

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Episode #64: Idiots of Facebook

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, and Hiccup
Producer: Booze

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sfacejIn this action packed episode of the podcast Hiccup can’t figure out Skype and is relegated to using a regular phone. That doesn’t stop us from introducing our newest segment “Dead Dad Advice”. Taking a cue from the movingly sweet Michael Keaton movie, “Multiplicity”, Hiccup sends helpful words to his little girl in the future in case he gets some bad internet mushrooms.

We also feature our Idiots of Facebook segment where the most inane and self-indulgent status updates from our Facebook feeds get presented for mockery. And it wouldn’t be an SFJ Podcast without some new music from Stefano! and Dr. P’s News Round.
All this plus Booze gets followed by a major celebrity on Twitter, Dr. P discusses the difficulties of horse molestation, and Belasco loses his mind over the name of a hair salon.

 

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  • 00:50 – Intro
  • 01:38 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 11:14 – Dr. P’s  Lady Time Dilemma
  • 12:29 – Celebrity Tweets
  • 18:52 – Dead Dad Advice with Hiccup
  • 21:47 – Haircut Chat
  • 28:46 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/ZqoONJ)
  • 31:48 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 32:10 – Meth-head, Get Your Gun (http://bit.ly/Zqor5N)
  • 38:50 – Horse-man Baby (http://bit.ly/Zqou1p)
  • 42:41 – Korean French Fry Feast (http://gaw.kr/ZqowWV)

 

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Episode #59: Baldgust!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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Here at SFJ we applaud the brave gentlemen participating in Movember and in no way think that, far from it being any kind of hardship, they’re all secretly delighted to have an excuse to grow a moustache without anybody accusing them of being a homosexual sailor from the 1970’s.

But you may not share our view of these hirsute heroes. Perhaps you think the event has been hijacked by a bunch of narcissistic ponces. That it’s become almost as annoying as Comic Relief. Maybe you think Movember has well & truly jumped the walrus.

If this is the case, we suggest you shave the top of your head, leave the back and sides and join us for our new cancer fundraising idea. Next August, we’re introducing… Baldgust!

If you cultivate a combover, we’ll sponsor you double.

Meanwhile, Booze shows off his fancy footwork, Belasco displays why he wasn’t invited to the Royal Wedding and Dr. P introduces us to a Chinamanwoman so devoid of a sense of humor that she gets all upset about being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to dance around in her knickers. Even though it was all a joke!

The nerve of some people.

So… come on bald for Baldgust!

 

Show Notes

  • News Round Outtake (00:00)
  • Booze Taps ‘dat Ass (01:25)
  • Baldgust! (03:15)
  • Should Belasco Watch This? (10:55)
  • Pippa’s Party Book (13:13)
  •  Dr. P’s News Round [Toothbrush] (19:50)
  • 14 Year-old’s “Womanly Curves”(24:30)
  • Reporter/Practical Joke Victim has No Sense of Humor (27:05)
  • Owl Thief (30:42)
  • Outro (38:08)
  • Stinger (39:18)

 

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