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Episode #97: What’s Up, My Honkies

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco

Let’s clear up a bit of listener confusion. Contrary to popular belief, Mr Turtleman is not retiring from the podcast. He’s just being a crazy maverick & refusing to play by the rules like Belasco & Booze & all you other lame-O squares do.

He still brings us the News Round, though. But now he does it whilst chewing bubble gum, turning his hat backwards & wearing blue jeans & white sneakers. This week, we meet a Brazilian bodybuilder who asks “Do you even inject, bro?” & a Canadian Chinaman who likes turtles so much he attaches almost 53 of them to to his legs & under-regions. Or maybe they’re tortoises. Hard to tell.

We continue the tale of our new Idiot of Facebook  Krystal Keith & his completely trustworthy mustachioed lady, Booze goes into battle with an old girlfriend he hasn’t seen for over half of his life & Belasco celebrates Star Track Day.

Beam Me Up, Scotty!

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Episode #82: Booze Invades Paris

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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In this episode we make up for the lack of monkeys in the previous episode with two monkey stories. Actually, there are three monkey stories if you count Booze’s recent trip to that primate house known as France. Dr. P will introduce us to two warring factions that will make you hope for their mutually assured destruction. No, not France and Belgium, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying the segment.

Later, the SFJ Podcast moves to vanquish one of it’s own enemies. Before the SFJ Podcast, there was the SFJ Message Board with a whole host of supervillains. This particular villain was insidious and determined to hang around like cancer, but not as funny.

Last, but definitely not least, we meet Frank (aka: Frankie, Friendzone Frank, Frankie the Mobster, Frankie the Rascal, Hey Asshole, and That Goomba in New Jersey). We didn’t think it was possible for an Idiot of Facebook to come in and fill the gap left by Duct Tape Lisa so completely, but Frank has wedged himself in there real good.

All this and more awaits you in this longer-than-average edition of the podcast.

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Episode #57: Booze Goes to Crazy Corn

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco

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We all know the BIG differences between Britain & the USA. One of has loads more delicious guns than the other, our footballs are slightly dissimilarly shaped & at least one of us drives on the wrong side of the road. But if you ever find yourself on the other side of the pond & want to avoid looking like a complete rube, what are those LITTLE differences you should be looking out for?

As we’re the podcast that joins hands across the Atlantic Ocean, we thought we’d better investigate. The results were surprising. Turns out it’s mainly all about knitwear & our corn deployment strategies.

Booze brings us a field recording from the niblet sensation that’s sweeping the nation, Belasco squeezes in more English old lady pirate impressions than are strictly necessary & Dr. P takes to the skies to bring us more news about tortoises attacking humans.*

Speaking of different, our Scotch cousins feature prominently in this episode. And there may or may not be an ill-advised Scotchman impression contained within. If you are easily offended, or are Scotch, or have ever been to Scotchland, or have any idea how a Scotchman should actually sound, or have seen a film with Sean Connery in it… you probably shouldn’t listen to this podcast.

Oh… and Hiccup’s back!

*Doesn’t actually contain any news about tortoises attacking humans.

 

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Episode #53: The “Oylmpic” Special

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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The Olympics have hit Booze’s home town & after spending the last 7 years saying he wouldn’t watch the Games if he could see them from his window… he does.

That’s right. He’s got a bad case of Olympic Fever, which he caught from high-fiving the Queen as she plummeted past his balcony at Booze Towers.

We celebrate the XXX Olympiad in the way we think the ancient Greeks would have wanted us to. By using it to talk about awful tattoos. Including one so badly misspelled that we misspell it again on the podcast.

We also find out what America’s next generation of athletes/strippers will be called, & on a completely unrelated note, we find out Belasco’s first name. I’ll give you a clue… it’s not Cosmo.

Dr P brings us a fast-breaking news story from 2006 & we play another round of our fun new game The Tweets of Antonio Martez.

That’s right, everyone. It’s the SFJ Oylmpics Special!

 

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SFJ Extra Feathery #48.5 – …but Is It Art?

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A special show that we plan on releasing regularly to subscribers of the SFJ Podcast feed.

Featuring: @KarenTozzi, Belasco, Booze, Dr. P, Hiccup

Topics include

  • Banksy
  • Hiccup dedicates a song to Eric Kelly, boxing instructor
  • England vs. the Insane Norwegian
  • Brit-Mex
  • Sharpie terrorism
Banksy Art

 

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Episode #48.5 

Special thanks to @KarenTozzi for appearing on the show, SFJ Member “Boyd” for the Kentucky Derby flashback, and I Am Idiot for the Marker Art suggestion.

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