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Episode #47.5 

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In which we’re joined by Lady Guest @KarenTozzi for a special Lady Movie Club featuring a Lady Film that ladies like.

So saddle up your camel, pull up your Spanx, apply some taramasalata to your feminine woman parts* & join us as we watch Sex & The City 2.

Listen as Dr P tells us about this neat new website he’s found, Belasco does a suspiciously accurate impersonation of a Danish pervert & Hiccup’s Mother-in-law overhears him as he tells us an especially unsavoury anecdote about a former lover’s fishy bits.

Karen reveals that even women can’t resist the hypnotic power of unfettered nanny boob, we listen to an uncomfortably long clip of possible stroke victim Liza Minnelli & Booze takes the blame for the whole sorry mess.

*Independent women can of course carry out these actions in any order they see fit. Or not at all. It’s very much up to them.

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In which we welcome back our friend The Ed, who tells us all about his favorite Mel Gibbons film, his little-known career as a jockey & what he thinks of Game of Thrones. Dr P advises us how to spot the most available girl at the party, Booze exiles some penguin thieves & we get a phone call from an 8 year old girl. Also, one of us gets slightly, podcast-stoppingly tipsy.

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Pacino.

DeNiro.

Heat.

That’s a BRILLIANT film, right? No. No it’s not.

It’s one of the most overrated movies in all of cinema history & this week we’re joined by Ben & Keith from the I Am Idiot podcast to help us understand why.

Listen as Dr P gives us his bank robbery fitness tips, Ben tells us how to use metallurgy to impress the ladies, Booze bemoans the appalling manners of prostitute murdering Nazis, Hiccup wakes up the neighbors & Keith doesn’t go home empty handed.

Oh… & Belasco liked the film.

WARNING: May contain some shouty Al Pacino impressions. And Hiccup’s Dad.

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In which we receive our very first call from a listener, Hiccup tries to spoil the next season of The Walking Dead, we take the batteries out of the nerd alert as Belasco speaks to a man who is forcing his wife to watch every single episode of Doctor Who ever made & Dr. P may or may not ruin the interview with an inappropriate Skype avatar.

Plus: The worldwide exclusive airing of Elton John’s Trayvon Martin tribute song.

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In which Dr. P wonders whether it’s politically correct to call people of restricted growth ‘Elves’, Booze tries to remember what Freddy Krueger’s trousers look like, Belasco makes the needle fly off the Nerd Alert & we find out why Hiccup has been so quiet on the podcast lately. Also, our special guest The Sav shares his weight loss tips & tells us about his punishing exercise regime.

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In which we call on ExplodingHelicopter.com expert Will to help us navigate through the rotorcraft-centered carnage featured in John Woo’s Broken Arrow. A film so bad that it drove a minor cast member to shoot himself in the head 16 years later. And miss. After listening to the 911 call in typically solemn & respectful fashion, we remember SFJ legend & gun crime victim Eyes Shot Out Josh, Hiccup has a baby & Dr. P struggles with technology. Again.

WARNING: May contain a moustache made out of duct tape.

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In which we talk to Hiccup’s extremely pregnant wife Megan.  A couple of weeks ago we asked her to watch “The Omen”, “Rosemary’s Baby”, and “We Need to Talk About Kevin” and tell us her thoughts.  We were shocked – SHOCKED – to find out that the results weren’t pleasant.  Also, we discuss the rise of the American High School Prom in England, Dr. P shows off his knowledge of Age of Consent Laws, and Hiccup wades through the pubic underbrush.

It’s a third trimester triple-feature!

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In which we continue our discussion with Booze as he travels through Texas.  Dr. P talks guns, Belasco talks drugs, and Hiccup continues his decent into madness.  It’s everything you expect from Texas and more!

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In which our British friend Booze ventures deep into the Heart of Texas where the toilets are huge, the flags are numerous, and there’s no pooping in the streets.  Also, Dr. P brags about his banana-chucking ability, Belasco picks his favorite Judd, and Hiccup has a nervous breakdown.

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For those not familiar, Booth 31 is about a real life serial killer who disposes of the evidence from his crimes by selling them at Booth 31 at the Cedar Chest — a local flea market located right next door to the Big Lots in Texarkana, Texas.

In each episode he reveals small details about the crimes he has committed.

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In which soon-to-be father, Hiccup, shares with us the safest place to hide your weed, Booze educates us on the “Pink Pound”, Dr. P displays his vast knowledge of Squatter’s Rights, and Belasco gets all hot and bothered at the Austin Comic-Con.  We also take some time to go over the Penn St. scandal with all the grace and sensitivity you’ve come to expect from SFJ.

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• Julie Dawn Cole (Veruca Salt)

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In which one of the panelists pulls out a very personal movie club selection.  Listen in as Dr. P takes on a tour of his Id by making us watch “Caged Heat”.  Bars, bitches, and beavers abound while Belasco, Booze, and Hiccup try to hang on for dear life.  Afterwards, we try to cleanse our palate with a serving of “Chained Heat” because, how could it be any worse, right?  Ohhh, man…

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In which we continue our Round Table discussion from last week.  Listen as Hiccup tells us what it’s like to be a naughty nurse, Belasco sees into his own future, Dr. P lusts after your mom, and Booze walks into the Twilight Zone. 

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In which the gang discusses all manner of topical issues.  Listen in as Belasco pushes a joke too far and too soon, Hiccup ruins The Walking Dead for everyone (spoiler alert), Booze rethinks “Mo-vember” and has a run-in with a hatstand, and we quiz Dr. P on his knowledge of gay color codes.

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In which we share Halloween memories with our friend Joel from AintNobodyHeardOfUs.com.  We’ll talk about the times we were most scared, some horror movies (new and old), and it wouldn’t be the SFJ Podcast without a mention of the Fleshlight.  Listen as Belasco takes a hike in tears, Booze feels the Amityville curse upon him, Hiccup flees from his uncle, Joel tells us about Lacto-kinesis, and Dr. P tries to come up with a better explanation than just “hand spasm.”

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An abbreviated show in which our main purpose is to encourage you, the listener, to send in some audio for our Halloween Special next week.  The topic will be, “The time I was most scared was…”  

So, if you have a ghost story, nearly pissed yourself due to a practical joke, or had a run-in with a Twilight obsessed fan-girl we want to hear about it.  As a bonus, we’ve included some out-takes from the music biopics show and throw in some podcast recommendations.

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In which Casey Ryan from the Cutting Room Floor Podcast joins us as a guest once again to talk about the magic of the music.  Dr. P pours some sugar on Def Leppard, Hiccup puts little pants on his dog, Casey proves to be Jerry Lee Lewis’ biographer, Booze loves him some Falco, and Belasco keeps trying to figure out what a music biopic is.

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In which we continue our discussion of memories and experiences from childhood. Listen in as Belasco confesses to knowing way to much Bruce Willis trivia, Booze insults the memory of one of his greatest countrymen, Dr. P tells us all about the Power Rangers, and Hiccup kills his sister’s rabbit.

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In which the panelists discuss some of their strangest and fondest memories from childhood.  Listen in as Belasco becomes the worlds dumbest arsonist, Dr. P crawls through the sewers, Booze jams his head where it doesn’t belong, and Hiccup confesses his love for Gene Simmons.

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 In which podcast panelists Belasco, Booze, and Dr. P make their second appearance on Casey Ryan’s “Cutting Room Floor” podcast.

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In which we take on Liam Neeson’s action adventure “Taken”. Neeson is a
retired spy who has to travel to France to rescue his kidnapped daughter
who, due to some type of brain damage, cannot run like a normal human
being. A lot of people really love this film. Those people are wrong.
Listen in as we pick it apart like vultures. You’ll hear us mock the
ineffective henchmen, ridiculous accents, absurd car chases, and a
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In which the members at SweetFeatheryJesus.com force the panelists to watch “Twilight”, the movie made from the first of a series of books about sparkly, bi-curious vampires.  The spirit of romance is dead and rotting as we force our way through this cinematic atrocity and speculate on Robert Pattinson’s ability to detect problems with Kristen Stewart’s vaginal hygiene.  Also, in a throwback to our previous Movie Club podcast, we find a way to work Janet Jackson into this mess.

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Phil Hendrie resurrects a situation that was losing heat by doing a webcast that continues to misrepresent the facts according to Justin Luey. Additionally, Hendrie spews the same tired crap about SFJ. In the interest of news and commentary, we’ll play the clip and discuss it.

SFJ Special Report #2 – Is Hendrie Losing It?

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In which we continue our conversation with The Ed. Listen as Ed creates one of the greatest superheroes ever, teaches how to never go hungry, gives advice on how to get out of debt, and explains what’s wrong with the UFC.

Episode #6 – The Ed

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In which we get the origin story of the The Sav and discover his secret identity, Belasco becomes a high-tech beggar, Dr. P explains why he can’t take his eye off a guy in a speedo, and we meet “The Ed” who teaches us lessons about job etiquette.

Episode #5 – Bad Jobs and Bosses

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In which Booze unwittingly becomes involved in a kidnap plot, we find out why you shouldn’t hire Dr. P to plan your housewarming party unless you live next to Pablo Escobar & in an SFJ EXCLUSIVE(!), Belasco interviews Phil Hendrie & finds out how he feels about our interview with Justin Luey.

Episode #4 – Drug Stories

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