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145: Happy Birthday, The Ed!

Posted on June 14, 2019 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment
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This special show compiles some of our favorite moments with The Ed.  Topics include parenting, tax filing, sports, and much more.

Do yourself a favor and stick this one in your ears.

Send birthday wishes to The Ed: @TheEdFromVegas1

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back?

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

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(It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together!

As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit.

We find out what Belasco thought of Star The Last Jedi Wars, who would win a fight out of a massive crocodile and a tiny Yorkshire terrier, and just which SFJ cast member is the freakiest in the sheets. I wonder if you can guess.

We also pay tribute to a sweet, sweet handsome lady who featured in a News Round a while back, who sadly passed away recently. Well, about a year ago, but we didn’t notice. Rest in peace.

All this, plus Burt Reynolds, some very impressive dog whispering, and a mysterious incident involving a young Chuck Turtleman, a bath, and Cornelius out of Planet of the Apes’s trousers.

So stick it in your ear, dummy!

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Episode #114: A Very Special Dwarf Special

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman

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Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t surprise you.

Professor Turtleman takes up his miniature news copter and brings us four not-so-tall tales, all of which feature humans of less than regular stature. Having found a dwarf for Booze on a previous episode, we check in with Jemma Suicide and see what she’s up to (or down for, as it were). Finally, to break with the theme, we check in with our not-so-little Idiot of Facebook, Friendzone Frank!

All that, a dwarf sex criminal, the Islamic State, and at least one mention of a monkey, in this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast. So stick it in your tiny little earholes, my honkies!

 


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Episode #104: England is Rubbish

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman

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Whaaaat’s up, me old China plates?

Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on England’s lamest sports, most of which seem to have been invented to give the aristocracy an excuse to fondle each other’s bottoms.

There’s more England bashing in the News Round, as Prince Harry saves animals by murdering them, and we find out that Booze is paying to keep a big fat lady in skinny men and Xboxes.  It’s not all route one, lowest common denominator xenophobia, though.  We also give you our review of HBO’s critically unacclaimed Real Detective(s), meet a lady dwarf with an extra appendage, listen to a lovelorn listener’s letter to Chuck Turtleman, and Beardo pays for his absence last week by performing a Feat of Strength. And we’re probably the only podcast you’ll listen to this week that features a flashback within a flashback, followed by a flashback. (That last flashback isn’t within the first flashback, though. That would be confusing.)

So put the saucepan lids to bed, pour yourself a nice warm pint, and stick this in yer bleedin’ ear’ole, my honkies.
Gertcha!

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Episode #103: Baldgust 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Posted on August 7, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Booze, Turtleman

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Guess what? Belasco’s Back!

We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.*

Although our host strangely disappears when we welcome back another blast from the past… our agony aunt Bane off of Batman, who drops by to help solve a listener’s love conundrum.

Remember Baldgust? That’s SFJ’s answer to Movember, where instead of getting to grow a cool moustache, you shave your head to look like a victim of male pattern baldness. Well, a cancer charity has stolen our idea, so we’re not going to rest until we’ve sued them for every cent of that juicy cancer money.

Meanwhile, we find out how our woodworking and methamphetamine enthusiast Idiot of Facebook Krystal Keith’s very public romance is getting on, struggle not to make the obvious joke when a lady’s cat gets unfortunately shaved, and find out which Hollywood actor took a small role that ended up being the role of a lifetime.

So stick this in your ear of choice and have a very Happy Baldgust, my honkies!

 

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Episode #101: Angels in Our Classrooms – An SFJ Special Report

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Beardo

All Banjo Stunts performed by Beardo

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In this very special 101st episode of SFJ, we dig deep into the disturbing and worrying issue of student/teacher affairs, and bring you the hard-hitting facts and analysis you’ve come to expect.

Yes, it’s an SFJ Special Report on #Angels in our Classrooms! Professor Turtleman takes up the newscopter, and introduces us to one of the world’s sexiest international monkeys (according to social media users in Japanese Chinaland).

Chuck also calls into question the pretend rapeability of a 43-year-old woman, whose fitness watch torpedoed her titillating tall tale, Beardo is back with his banjo to help Chuck and Booze find love, and we check in with Friendzone Frank, whose reaction to the legalization of gay marriage is typically considered and thoughtful.

All this, plus a dwarf, a kittard, an increasingly naughty shark, and the chance to play along with the brand new game that’s sweeping the nation… Angel Or P(a)edo!

So open your textbooks, take careful notes, and put us in your earholes, my honkies, it’s SFJ 101: Angels in Our Classrooms – an SFJ Special Report!

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