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148: Covidiots of Facebook

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We’re back, honkies! And we’re all still locked in our homes so we decided to make a show.

On this episode we’ll look-in on our immunocompromised (possibly due to alcoholism) Idiots of Facebook, make a grocery store run for some Mountain Dew soda, and get mask-wearing advice from our old pal Bane (off of Batman).

We’ll also hear from our old friend-of-the-show, actor Michael Biehn, have some hot puzzle talk, and talk about Turtleman’s latest celebrity fascination Tiana Tiana (or Jamilla Jamilla, or whatever the hell her name is…).

Stay inside and stick it (in your ears)!

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139: The Very Special True Crime/Paranormal Christmas & New Year Special!

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Whaaaaat’s up my ho-ho-honkies?

Join us for our very special Christmas and New Year Special, as we hitch our podcastial star of Bethlehem to the popular bandwagon of True Crime podcasts, and add a bit of Xmas ectoplasm just for good measure.

Meanwhile, Belasco tries to ruin Christmas for us by insisting that elves are actually quite tall, Booze turns detective to figure out why Take A Break magazine has gone rapidly downhill in 2018, and Professor Chuck Turtleman brings us bang up to date with an old fan favo(u)rite.

Yes. Idiots of Facebook is back!

Oh, and this is Christmas, so of course there are songs.

So pour yourselves a nice glass of something disgusting that you’d never touch at any other time of year, gather the family around a roaring fire (preferably in a fireplace) and stick us into every single one of your ears.

Merry Christmas!

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137: The Beautiful Bright Blue Bell-Bottoms of Bill Bixby

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We’ve got a jam-packed episode.  Not only is there another appearance by our good friend Bane (off of Batman), but we meet a new friend of the show known as Dr. Brain.  He’s the biggest YouTube sensation since Stefano and will enlighten us with a wealth of knowledge that could only come from a deep, rich understanding of how to look up things on Wikipedia.

Booze shares with us how the UK looks out for blind citizens in public toilets and Prof. Chuck Turtleman spends time with the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s “The Incredible Hulk”.  Astute listeners know that the Incredible Hulk has a connection to Bill Bixby. Well, we wouldn’t be the number one Bill Bixby podcast on the Internet if we failed to tell you he was also in a movie called “Clambake” with a guy named Elvis (DuckDuckGo him for more info).  Belasco will tell us all about that and share some music history.

The News Round, as you’ve come to expect, is full of sex and drugs.  We’ll go dumpster diving for some choice cuts of blubber and get embraced by the tentacles of ecstacy.  Also, you might remember a little song we produced called “Robot Hand”. The good news is, we’ve updated it.  The great news is, it’s migrated to another part of the body.

So, cram this one up one of those places where you can hear it real nice.

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Episode #136: Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

Hello Listeners with Good Taste,

We finally finished this episode after a particularly nasty attempt at sabotage. We’re not pointing any fingers (Turtleman), but someone didn’t record they’re side of the conversation.  Maybe it was alternate-universe Dr. P.  Either way, despite some sound issues, the episode is here!

This episode, we welcome back our old friend Bane (off of Batman)!  We catch up with what’s going on his life and get some top-quality life advice.  Later Belasco subjects noted “toy-movie” hater, Professor Chuck Turtleman, to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Turtleman begins his journey with Iron Man (2008) and he better damn-well like it.  We’ll give Neil deGrasse Tyson

Belasco gets a bug up his butt (#belascopath) and admonishes you listeners about taking a joke too far.  A school system decides that maybe spanking students (#belascopath) isn’t the most effective form of discipline.  An unrelated student decides that the “Jedi Way” means he won’t fight back against bullies (#belascopath).  And, a Chinese Chinacouple have to be taught the correct way to increase the size of their family (#guess).

All this and more, so stick it in your ears, honkies!

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Episode #103: Baldgust 2 – Electric Boogaloo

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Booze, Turtleman

Guess what? Belasco’s Back!

We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.*

Although our host strangely disappears when we welcome back another blast from the past… our agony aunt Bane off of Batman, who drops by to help solve a listener’s love conundrum.

Remember Baldgust? That’s SFJ’s answer to Movember, where instead of getting to grow a cool moustache, you shave your head to look like a victim of male pattern baldness. Well, a cancer charity has stolen our idea, so we’re not going to rest until we’ve sued them for every cent of that juicy cancer money.

Meanwhile, we find out how our woodworking and methamphetamine enthusiast Idiot of Facebook Krystal Keith’s very public romance is getting on, struggle not to make the obvious joke when a lady’s cat gets unfortunately shaved, and find out which Hollywood actor took a small role that ended up being the role of a lifetime.

So stick this in your ear of choice and have a very Happy Baldgust, my honkies!

 

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Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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Welcome to our Season Finale!*

Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis.

Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand.  Frank ended up on the show.

Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea?

In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who put something somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, a man who REALLY loves pool floats (again), and we ask if it’s ever okay to give a woman a great big kick up the arse.

Our Agony Aunt Bane off of Batman is still searching for gainful employment after not getting a part in the Superman Vs Batman movie. This week he’s looking after mutated kittens in Iraq, where he meets some very exuberant young gentlemen with fireworks.

There’s some personal hygiene advice for the BDSM community, and we ask Should Belasco Watch This Film? Hopefully for the last time ever.

Oh, and… Spoiler Alert… one of us dies.

Did we mention this is our Season Finale?

So stick this in your ear, and remember… everybody wants to be a gangster until a gangster walks in the room. Apparently.

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