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Episode #95: Live frine the Golding Nuegt!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman

In episode #95 we learn the history of Las Vegas’ legendary Golding Nuegt. All the big names played there – Elvis, Ted Nugent, and now SFJ! It’s an honor to be a part of its storied history.

Turtleman’s News Round introduces us to Lee and we hear about his run-in with a home-made tattoo gun.  Spoiler Alert: the tattoo gun wins.  Also not expected to fare well, a Russian man who is allowing his head to be transplanted onto another body.

We’ll visit with Beardo and learn another True Story from Australian History about “the worst thing ever produced.” Several Idiots of Facebook check-in including Blurry Shirley, Lisa <bleep>, and multiple Franks being creepier than a man with a transplanted head.  Also, Belasco mourns over the hardship suffered by a board game cafe and Booze suffers through Superbitch and the Chicken Pox.

So, stick this one in your ears and tip your waitress, honkies!

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Episode #94: The Best of the News Round!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman

Hi and hello, mates!

We couldn’t get the band together to record this week, so we’d like to share with you some of our favourite stories from the Golden Age of the News Round.

We’ll take you back to the days when Dr. P was captaining the News ‘Copter and bringing us stories about ladies having their buttholes tattooed, Chinese Chinafellas cutting off their winkles, Mayors being loved to death by donkeys, and gentlemen attempting to make horse-man babies.

So stick this in your earhole, my honkies. Again.

 

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Episode #79: Hollywopoly

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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79We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? We’ll take this question on in our “Rank” segment.

Also, war looms on the horizon. All of Facebook is on pins-and-needles over the outcome of the Celebrity Ashes Crisis. Listen helplessly as a family is ripped apart by tragedy and delusion. Our friend Bane (from Batman) answers a question from one of our loyal listeners and tells us about his new job in the service industry.

Later on, we’ll play the new boardgame that all the cool Hollywood types are going to go nuts for, and say goodbye to a beloved Idiot.

Stick it in your ears!

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  • 00:36 – Intro
  • 01:05 – Booze’s Nan
  • 02:35 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 19:29 – Hollywopoly
  • 21:02 – Everybody Be Pilfmolmolmogin’
  • 22:37 – Ask Bane
  • 26:27 – Rank – Worst Movie Transportation
  • 32:59 – Leland Yee’s Golden Arms
  • 36:33 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 36:57 – Travis the Chimp
  • 45:08 – Vaseline Breasts
  • 49:20 – Copenhagen Lions
  • 53:18 – Close

 

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Episode #66: Swampy!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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66In which official SFJ mascot Swampy dispenses valuable hygiene advice for our younger listeners, a Korean Chinaman Woman sticks Crisco-stroke-Crisp ‘n Dry into her head and Dr P promises to box a kangaroo. As long as the kangaroo agrees to abide by the Marquess of Queensbury rules.

We discover that the Dalai Lama of Facebook is a bloke called Dave, criticise the production values of a Chinese Monkey Bear Circus and show our still missing friend Hiccup just how much we love him.

All this and the return of When Tortoises Attack. It’s a scene, man!

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Episode #63: Nipples with Attitude

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
And Guest Starring: @scarletbe as Linda Wrongstat
Producer: Booze

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We’re all big hip hop fans here at the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast. But we’re also all Caucasian gentlemen. Except for Hiccup, who’s a lot more Asian than he is Cauc. Unfortunately, all our favorite rap jams are chock full of N-words which makes us feel a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained. To solve the problem we decided to replace those N-bombs with a nicer word. And what word is nicer than nipple?

Later, Country/Western star Linda Wrongstat asks us another quiz type question, Belasco accidentally declares his love for Booze, and a 2-legged zebra escapes from a Tokyo zoo with his hideously deformed giant monkey friend.

All this and more in less than 40 fun packed minutes. Hope you enjoy it, my nipples!

 

 

 

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Episode #49: North Korean Monkey Bear Circus

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Featuring: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, Hiccup
Producer: Booze

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In which we meet The Indelible Hulk, unveil our fun new topical play-along movie game, wonder whether it would be easier to apply for residency in North Korea or time travel back to the 1970’s & we take another question from a loyal listener.

Hiccup phones in from an important meeting, Dr P quits smoking (and caring), Booze tells us why Hobo Face will never take off as a popular bar snack & Belasco scales Sex & The City 2 style depths of puntasticness.

“School News” appears under license from the I Am Idiot Podcast. You can find them at www.iamidiotcentral.com & @IAmIdiotcentral on the Twitters.

 

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