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138: Poo Moon

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment
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Sometimes it’s tough to know what to do.  For example, what would you do if you were trying to slice a pizza with a filet knife and see your dog defecating on itself?  We think stabbing your spouse should be pretty far down on the list of options, but that’s exactly what one lady does in our Top-of-the-Show News Round segment.  There’s also some lovely, not self-absorbed people  showing off their wealth on Instagram.  Meanwhile, some officials in China are discussing building a new Chinese China-moon.  Yes, a moon.

We’ll meet a hip-hop fan named Shaq who is trying to broaden his musical horizons by listening to Metallica.  That’s tough!   Also, Booze invites us to “Take a Break” with the Bald and the Beautiful, Beardo checks in and shares a recent family tragedy, and Belasco tries (again) to get everyone else to share in his personal obsession with the least sexy adult film ever created – now on Blu-Ray!

Later, Prof. Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universes reviews “Iron Man 2”.  Let’s just say that it’s probably better that Stan Lee is no longer able to hear it.

Stick this one in your noggin because it’s a good one.

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Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back?

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

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(It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together!

As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit.

We find out what Belasco thought of Star The Last Jedi Wars, who would win a fight out of a massive crocodile and a tiny Yorkshire terrier, and just which SFJ cast member is the freakiest in the sheets. I wonder if you can guess.

We also pay tribute to a sweet, sweet handsome lady who featured in a News Round a while back, who sadly passed away recently. Well, about a year ago, but we didn’t notice. Rest in peace.

All this, plus Burt Reynolds, some very impressive dog whispering, and a mysterious incident involving a young Chuck Turtleman, a bath, and Cornelius out of Planet of the Apes’s trousers.

So stick it in your ear, dummy!

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Episode #107: Australian Hijack!

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze

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Hi there friends, it’s me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That’s right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don’t worry, those other two guys are on it too.

In this episode, we discuss my sweet cephalopodic tattoos, and Booze takes us to the far East, where Chuck and I have to tell the difference between President Obama and his Chinese ChinaLookalike. While in the Asian ChinaRegions, we are also forced to experience another episode of Oi Me Co-Lon by the tyrannical and megalomaniac British member of the SFJ team.

Professor Chuck Turtleman is granted permission to launch his News Copter, and he brings us three stories that all involve dicks in some way, as is his custom.

We also welcome a new bit that has a wonderful jingle, but highly objectionable content, from our correspondent in MassAHHchussettes, Dicky (yes, also phallic).

All this, a lesbian with a strap-on, and a discussion on where to urinate in one’s kitchen, on this very special episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus.

So bang a black billy, stick us in your aural orifices, and listen to the best ever episode of SFJ.

Your friend,

Beardo

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Episode #87: Little Caesar – a Chuck T Joint

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Dr. P 

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Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over  to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guns and Animals Quiz,” but you’ll have to listen, we won’t tell you what it was about.

From there, we meet a brand new Idiot of Facebook that will make you want to open your hearts and wallets. Or at least passive-aggressively suggest you do. We also catch up on our Prison Pen Pals, familiarize ourselves with the slang of today’s youth, and learn there is indeed more than one way to skin a rabbit.

And it wouldn’t be a News Round without a visit from Mr. Dong and Mr. Chin. So put us in your earholes and come visit us for a while…

and bring some seafood.

 


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Episode #79: Hollywopoly

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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79We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? We’ll take this question on in our “Rank” segment.

Also, war looms on the horizon. All of Facebook is on pins-and-needles over the outcome of the Celebrity Ashes Crisis. Listen helplessly as a family is ripped apart by tragedy and delusion. Our friend Bane (from Batman) answers a question from one of our loyal listeners and tells us about his new job in the service industry.

Later on, we’ll play the new boardgame that all the cool Hollywood types are going to go nuts for, and say goodbye to a beloved Idiot.

Stick it in your ears!

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  • 00:36 – Intro
  • 01:05 – Booze’s Nan
  • 02:35 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 19:29 – Hollywopoly
  • 21:02 – Everybody Be Pilfmolmolmogin’
  • 22:37 – Ask Bane
  • 26:27 – Rank – Worst Movie Transportation
  • 32:59 – Leland Yee’s Golden Arms
  • 36:33 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 36:57 – Travis the Chimp
  • 45:08 – Vaseline Breasts
  • 49:20 – Copenhagen Lions
  • 53:18 – Close

 


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Episode #66: Swampy!

Posted on June 1, 2013 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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66In which official SFJ mascot Swampy dispenses valuable hygiene advice for our younger listeners, a Korean Chinaman Woman sticks Crisco-stroke-Crisp ‘n Dry into her head and Dr P promises to box a kangaroo. As long as the kangaroo agrees to abide by the Marquess of Queensbury rules.

We discover that the Dalai Lama of Facebook is a bloke called Dave, criticise the production values of a Chinese Monkey Bear Circus and show our still missing friend Hiccup just how much we love him.

All this and the return of When Tortoises Attack. It’s a scene, man!

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Links

  • 00:00 – Swampy pt. 1
  • 01:00 – Intro
  • 02:00 – Hiccup, Where Have You Gone?
  • 03:34 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 11:20 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 11:25 – Monkey Bear Circus Redux (http://dailym.ai/146HOHk)
  • 17:05 – Cooking Oil Facelift (http://dailym.ai/146HVTp)
  • 21:20 – Brain Drain (http://dailym.ai/146I214)
  • 25:42 – When Tortoises Attack (http://bit.ly/146IY5z)
  • 28:43 – Swampy pt. 2
  • 29:38 – Closer

 


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