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Episode 135 – Nazi Wrestlers from Slaughter High!

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

Hello Honkey Persons!

In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie!  Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that’s sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan.  

But it’s not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not Prince William has ever eaten a hotdog.  Booze comes to realize why Britain is suffering from cultural decline. We dig up further examples of film actors who should have taken the “Accent Master Class”. You’ll hear about an amateur entertainer who gets in trouble for being a poor role-model for the kids. And, Turtleman tells us about a would-be thrift store shopper’s dream find.

All this, and a brand new original song from Booze dedicated to a true humanitarian.

So stick it in your ears because this one’s going into the Podcast Hall of Fame, Honkeys!

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Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back?

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Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco

(It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies?

In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together!

As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit.

We find out what Belasco thought of Star The Last Jedi Wars, who would win a fight out of a massive crocodile and a tiny Yorkshire terrier, and just which SFJ cast member is the freakiest in the sheets. I wonder if you can guess.

We also pay tribute to a sweet, sweet handsome lady who featured in a News Round a while back, who sadly passed away recently. Well, about a year ago, but we didn’t notice. Rest in peace.

All this, plus Burt Reynolds, some very impressive dog whispering, and a mysterious incident involving a young Chuck Turtleman, a bath, and Cornelius out of Planet of the Apes’s trousers.

So stick it in your ear, dummy!

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Episode #79: Hollywopoly

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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79We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? We’ll take this question on in our “Rank” segment.

Also, war looms on the horizon. All of Facebook is on pins-and-needles over the outcome of the Celebrity Ashes Crisis. Listen helplessly as a family is ripped apart by tragedy and delusion. Our friend Bane (from Batman) answers a question from one of our loyal listeners and tells us about his new job in the service industry.

Later on, we’ll play the new boardgame that all the cool Hollywood types are going to go nuts for, and say goodbye to a beloved Idiot.

Stick it in your ears!

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  • 00:36 – Intro
  • 01:05 – Booze’s Nan
  • 02:35 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 19:29 – Hollywopoly
  • 21:02 – Everybody Be Pilfmolmolmogin’
  • 22:37 – Ask Bane
  • 26:27 – Rank – Worst Movie Transportation
  • 32:59 – Leland Yee’s Golden Arms
  • 36:33 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 36:57 – Travis the Chimp
  • 45:08 – Vaseline Breasts
  • 49:20 – Copenhagen Lions
  • 53:18 – Close

 

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Episode #70 – Podcast-A-Tron 9000

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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70Due to Booze buying GTA V & Dr P’s rampant Candy Crush addiction, we didn’t get around to thinking up any ideas for this week’s podcast. So we had to turn to the Podcast-A-Tron 9000 Generic Podcast Generator Unit to make one for us. Apologies if it sounds a bit more like other podcasts than usual.

In this episode we meet a shirtless man who wants to win his wife back, an Amish man who keeps a crocodile under his bed, and  a Chinese Chinaman with an upside-down nose on his forehead.

Dr. P’s News Round teaches us about the care and feeding of pacu fish, parasitic twins, and retards.  Unfortunately, multiple distractions allow Belasco’s nerdiness to run wild to the point that he decides to do his own News Round, or “Nerd Round” as he calls it. This disaster leads to information about Star Wars and Harry F****** Potter. There is no Stefano this week, but you’ll be thrilled to hear “Saxfano” doing it his way.

Enjoy!

 

Stay tuned, because next week is our Halloween Not-So-Special and if it’s anything like last year…

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Episode #69.5: Clownsnack

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco

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Since SFJ has always prided itself on journalistic integrity, we could not avoid the biggest story in the world right now – there’s a clown in Northampton. Also in Doctor P’s News Round we meet a man who likes to cut his own hair and an Austrian dominatrix who could use a little help on the farm, maggot.

We’ll also be following up the Kim Jong Execution story with a big reveal of what may be the sex tape that got an excellent, horse-faced lady killed. Booze offers up apologies for his country offending the beloved Kanye West, and Belasco shares his birthday haul – pay no attention to the woman crying in the background.

 

 

 
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Episode #66.5 – Oculolinctus Party!

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Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco, Booze

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