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145: Happy Birthday, The Ed!

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This special show compiles some of our favorite moments with The Ed.  Topics include parenting, tax filing, sports, and much more.

Do yourself a favor and stick this one in your ears.

Send birthday wishes to The Ed: @TheEdFromVegas1

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode #85: Ouija – The Podcast

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Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco

Producer: Booze, Dr. P 

As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you.

Is there anybody there?

Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween!

Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast.

Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.*

Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had the right idea about childcare.

Booze proves beyond any doubt that there’s life after death with the aid of a butterfly and a man called Don, Belasco reads a comic book called Sex Heroes or something and we meet some more lovely locked up ladies in SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals.

Then, in a very special Halloween News Round, we meet a woman with a dead Nan and a haircut from 1983, find out why ‘Lil Bub won’t be going to Tanzania anytime soon and ask whether dead babies can ever be funny.

As it turns out, the answer is no. But we left that bit in anyway.

So turn out the lights, stick us in your ear and remember…

Even a man** who’s pure in heart, and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.
My honkies.

*you will believe what happens.

**or lady.

 

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Episode #74: Sweet Feathery Christmas!

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Featuring:  The Ed, Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco
Cover art by Dr. P

 

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Climb aboard the SFJ Open Sleigh, my honkeys!

We meet some Idiots of Facebook who are preparing for the holiday as if it was an episode of Jeremy Kyle. Then, we discover that Belasco’s hatred of the Yuletide is due to his jealousy of Santa’s thick, lustrous beard.

Our old buddy, The Ed, calls in to sing some songs, share his festive views on forced sterilization, and to tell us he’ll be happy to come on our Christmas show when we record it.
Bane has found it hard to get work since that Batman movie, but has found some seasonal work at the mall.

Later, we tour Europe trying to find one country that doesn’t celebrate Christmas with a gigantic festival of racism.

So Merry Christmas. And fuck Belgium!
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  • 00:00 – Intro
  • 1:48 -Does P have a Smart Phone? Dan Wyatt he does!
  • 1:37 -Ask Bane
  • 4:14 -The Ed from Vegas
  • 11:22 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 11:40 – Hubcaps Donna’s DNA Test
  • 13:47 – Christmas with Duct Tape Lisa
  • 20:19 – Dr P’s News Round
  • 20:38 – Jews up the Chimney/Black Pete (http://dailym.ai/18VG9UR)
  • 24:07 – Kamikaze Shopper (http://dailym.ai/18VG9o1)
  • 27:40 – Elf Groping Mall Santa (http://dailym.ai/18VGcQH)
  • 31:01 – Swampy the SFJ Personal Hygiene Pussy
  • 32:15 – The Ed on Ink, Society, and the Guy Who Plays Drew Carey
  • 37:58 – Should Belasco Watch this Christmas film
  • 40:08 – Christmas Memories* (may involve a Fonzie pinball machine and father/son black eyes)
  • 43:45 – Closer
  • 43:59 – A Christmas in Tongues

 

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Episode #68.5 – Fish Schtix

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Featuring: Travis (TOCPOD.com), Belasco, Booze, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco

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685 We’re back with another packed episode!

Joining us today is Travis from the Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast (http://tocpod.com/) to help us out with the News Round. There’s testicle-eating fish (maybe), evil baby monitors in Texas, and an Ambien-induced road trip with some Kiwi dame.

We also revisit our “When Tortoises Attack!” segment with a little bit of tortoise and a little bit of attack. Not necessarily in each story.

Additionally, we take a little time to say goodbye and give a nice tribute to our favorite podcast, “The Big Three” (http://thebig3podcast.com/). Thanks to Perry Caravello, it’s over and we hope he gets what’s coming to him. We also hope you’ll check out the Big Three’s movie “Windy City Heat”.

 

 

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Episode #65: Eel Lovers

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, and Hiccup
Producer: Booze

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Eel Lovers PicI bet you think you love your cat, right? But do you love it enough to let it set up home in your small intestine? We meet a man so fond of his elongated fish, he let it do just that. High five!

We try desperately to get somebody under the age of 35 to listen to the podcast by hitching our wagon to the “Haul Video” craze sweeping YouTube, and take a look at the badly spelled conspicuous parenting competition taking place amongst the Idiots of Facebook.

Booze is inconsolable about the passing of a great British stateswoman, Dr. P asks some important questions about below stairs lady hair, Belasco’s head nearly explodes at least twice and Hiccup forgets everything that happened on the last podcast. Which is well handy as it means we can spring the same surprises on him all over again.

All this and much much more, edited down to less than 38 minutes to fit your busy lifestyle. No, that’s okay. You’re welcome!

SPECIAL OFFER: If your name is Hector, you can listen to this podcast for free. Simply enter the code “HECTOR” into the comment box below.

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  • 00:38 – Intro/Thatcher
  • 02:33 – Ask Bane
  • 04:35 – Haul videos
  • 10:50 – Lady-scaping
  • 14:44 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 22:03 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 22:15 – Eel Lover (http://bit.ly/11AgbVj)
  • 29:46 – Bums Strike Back (http://abcn.ws/11AglvJ)
  • 34:20 – Dead Dad Advice
  • 36:12 – Outro

 

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Episode #60: Honky Tonk Alan

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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In which it’s all about the nicknames. What’s the most sarcastic nickname you ever heard? Can you give yourself a nickname? Who’s got the MOST nicknames? And if you lived in the Southern United States, what nickname would you give a fellow called Tommy who had one black toe? Hmmmm.

We find out some some surprising facts about the afterlife from a lovely lady with a dead son and a cold hand. Do all Hitlers really go to heaven? And if so, wouldn’t it all just kick off between the Führer and Anne Frank?

Belasco and Booze get embroiled in an ill advised game of “Who can do the worst Australian accent?”, Dr P takes a little friend for a ride in his SFJ News ‘Copter & our new Agony Aunt, Bane off of Batman, gives a troubled young listener advice about his Sex Nan problem.

Oh, & Stefano goes electric!

 

Show Notes

  • 1:35 – Ask Bane
  • 3:18 – Nicknames
  • 13:48 – News Round
  • 14:15 – Aligator Sitter
  • 19:30 – Devil Baby
  • 22:25 – Should Belasco Watch This Film?
  • 24:35 – What Will Heaven be Like?
  • 42:33 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/VlbyID)

 

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