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Episode #121: Curse of the Werepanther!

  Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Beware the moon, my honkies! On this really rather special episode of the SFJ podcast, we travel to deepest darkest Worcestershire in search of the mythical badly drawn werepanther / bin bag that stalks the land and haunts the dreams of children. And also because we really want to hear Chuck Turtleman try to pronounce “Worcestershire”. Beardo is back from getting married (sorry, ladies and hunky beefcakes), and we find out all about the poshest Australian wedding of the century in  a very very in-depth SFJ Special Report. Concentrating mainly on his trousers. We…

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Episode #120: Pants News!

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extremely special episode of the SFJ podcast, Chuck Turtleman brings us his exciting new segment… Pants News! Now, calm down, non-American ladies and hunky beefcakes. Chuck is talking about trousers, not knickers. And also,what he actually brings us is facts about pants, not news. So this segment, and this entire podcast, should really be called Pants Facts! But he’s made a jingle now. Meanwhile, Idiot of Facebook Frank is earning his title by loudly proclaiming that he’s trimming his Friends list. Oh no! Will SFJ make the cut? Frank has…

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Episode #119: Bath Time for Billy

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast. Lisa is now an artist, creating wonderful works in many mediums, most of which seem to appear when you do a reverse DuckDuckGo image search, for some reason. Now Lisa has been approached by a VERY famous auction house and is selling some of her…

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Episode #118: Frank’s Underwater Love Letter

Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extra-special episode of the SFJ podcast, we see a new side of our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Frank. And, as we’ve seen his penis, we didn’t think there were many new sides left to see. Frank reveals a love letter he received about a decade ago, from a lady who may or may not have been a mermaid. With a very low megapixel cameraphone. Oh, & our other favourite Idiot Lisa sings us a beautiful song, after which all her celebrity friends line up to tell her how great…

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Episode #117: Middle Spread Moms!

Featuring: Booze and Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we’re a man down.  It seems Beardo has gone away for an in no way highly suspicious males only weekend on which no women were allowed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here at Sweet Feathery Jesus, we celebrate alternative lifestyles. This leaves Booze and Turtleman to discuss a super food diet that doesn’t seem to include any actual food, a mother of six who thinks she looks exactly like her sexy (her words, not ours) 14 year old daughter, a…

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Episode #116: Kimly Chaos

Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? What’s that sound, you ask? Why, that’s the New Idiot Alarm! That’s right. On this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we introduce you to our brand new Idiot of Facebook… Kimly Chaos!* Kimly is a very special lady, who loves her kids, presumably thinks cancer is bad, and enjoys getting engaged on an almost daily basis to internet gentlemen she entices with a blurry photograph of her “clevage”. Sadly and bafflingly, these relationships rarely seem to end on good terms, resulting in some very public arguments, death threats,…

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Episode #115: The Happy New Chinese Chinayear of the Chinese Chinamonkey

Featuring: Booze (rat), Chuck Turtleman (cock), and Beardo (ox) 新年快乐, my honkies! That’s right, the Happy New ChinaYear is upon us, and this time around, for the first time in the history of the SFJ podcast, it’s the Happy New Chinese Year of the Chinese Chinamonkey! In keeping with this extremely auspicious occasion, we bring you this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, which is focused on all things Chinesey and monkeyish. In retaliation for the travesty that was Tiptoes, Booze and Beardo make Chuck Turtleman and his Internet Lady watch a beloved TV Japanese Chinashow from their youth, called “Monkey!”, This show never aired in the US, and so Chuck was totally unaware of its very existence. Until now! It features Japanese Chinapeople depicting Chinese Chinapeople,…

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Episode #114: A Very Special Dwarf Special

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t surprise you. Professor Turtleman takes up his miniature news copter and brings us four not-so-tall tales, all of which feature humans of less than regular stature. Having found a dwarf for Booze on a previous episode, we check in with Jemma Suicide and see what she’s up to (or down for, as it were). Finally, to break with the theme, we check in with our not-so-little Idiot of Facebook, Friendzone Frank! All that, a dwarf…

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Episode #113: Beardo Presents: SFJ Cabaret: The Podcast!

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo Haaaaaaappy New Years, my honkies! In this very special episode, Beardo takes us on a stroll down memory lane, and curates a collection of the best ever SFJ original songs. Remember when Lisa Bleepdo and Kenny Powers were reunited and it felt so good? Beardo remembers. Remember when Doctor Peay (RIP) took to the skies in his world-famous News Scooter (due to budget cuts)? Beardo remembers. Remember when a Chinese Chinaman’s Chinapants got blown off by an exploding tractor tyre? Beardo Remembers. All that, some KITTARDS, some casual racism and the monkey god Hanuman, on this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast! So stick us in your New Year-holes, my honkies!     Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”) Subscribe via iTunes, RSS,…

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Episode #112: A Very North Korean Christmas

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Meeeeeerry Christmas, my ho ho honkies! Ever wondered what Christmas is like in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea? Of course you have. Well, wonder no more. On this very special festive edition of Sweet Feathery Jesus, we talk, live via satellite, to an undercover correspondent embedded behind the Bamboo Curtain! But not before we pay a musical tribute to our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Turtleman takes to the snowy skies in his Holiday Copter, Beardo embraces feminism & Booze is poisoned live on the podcast. Also making our Yuletide gay is our old pal Dicky, who brings us a very special Christmas “Just the Tip”, YouTube sensation Stefano, with a very special erotic Christmas song, and all the bang up to date brussels sprout…

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Episode #111: On the Wagon Train! (i.e., there’s no Booze. Get it?)

Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman     Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom’s basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back! Chuck has still been playing his Solvin’ Crimes* game, and with the help of the best voice actor in SFJ history, he takes us on a thrilling ride through his latest case! Despite some resistance, Chuck takes up the copter for the News Round, and brings us stories of a gorgeous gator-grappling gal and some handy-capable Chinese Chinapeople. Also, we hear another installment of the Saga of Krystal Keith, to see how he reacts to news of his own death. All this, and more casual racism than you can poke…

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Episode #110: Criminal Case – The Podcast!

(CORRECTED) Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze Waaaaaatson up, my honkies??? Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it’s time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus! Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of hand lotion, and criminal suspects of a bizarrely uniform range of heights. Oi Me Colon (Mum, Try Up!) is thankfully no more, but Booze has found a replacement, as SFJ now owns the exclusive audio podcast serialization rights to a brand-new biography of a current, modern-day superstar actress. Beardo is back, blasting #Belascopaths and bigots on his news didgeridoo. Chuck takes up the newscopter for another suspiciously monkey-free News Round (although, don’t fret, there are Chinese Chinapeople aplenty). All this,…

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