Sometimes it’s tough to know what to do. For example, what would you do if you were trying to slice a pizza with a filet knife and see your dog defecating on itself? We think stabbing your spouse should be pretty far down on the list of options, but that’s exactly what one lady does in our Top-of-the-Show News Round segment. There’s also some lovely, not self-absorbed people showing off their wealth on Instagram. Meanwhile, some officials in China are discussing building a new Chinese China-moon. Yes, a moon. We’ll meet a hip-hop fan named Shaq who is trying…
137: The Beautiful Bright Blue Bell-Bottoms of Bill Bixby
We’ve got a jam-packed episode. Not only is there another appearance by our good friend Bane (off of Batman), but we meet a new friend of the show known as Dr. Brain. He’s the biggest YouTube sensation since Stefano and will enlighten us with a wealth of knowledge that could only come from a deep, rich understanding of how to look up things on Wikipedia. Booze shares with us how the UK looks out for blind citizens in public toilets and Prof. Chuck Turtleman spends time with the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s “The Incredible Hulk”. Astute listeners know that the Incredible…
Episode #136: Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe
. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Listeners with Good Taste, We finally finished this episode after a particularly nasty attempt at sabotage. We’re not pointing any fingers (Turtleman), but someone didn’t record they’re side of the conversation. Maybe it was alternate-universe Dr. P. Either way, despite some sound issues, the episode is here! This episode, we welcome back our old friend Bane (off of Batman)! We catch up with what’s going on his life and get some top-quality life advice. Later Belasco subjects noted “toy-movie” hater, Professor Chuck Turtleman, to…
Episode 135 – Nazi Wrestlers from Slaughter High!
. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco Hello Honkey Persons! In this episode we get a visit from our friend Dickie! Dickie has a Star Wars quiz that’s sure to challenge and intrigue even the most hard-core Belascopath -er- fan. But it’s not all fun and games. Serious talks are held on whether or not Prince William has ever eaten a hotdog. Booze comes to realize why Britain is suffering from cultural decline. We dig up further examples of film actors who should have taken the “Accent Master Class”. You’ll hear about an amateur entertainer who gets in trouble for…
Episode #134: Guess Who’s Back?
. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Belasco (It’s Belasco. Belasco’s Back!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this actually legitimately very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we welcome back our old friend, colleague and host, Belasco. That’s right… we got the band back together! As befits the occasion, this is a feature length episode, aided in it’s longevity by Belasco’s explanation of where the hell he’s been all this time. Not to mention an ill conceived & poorly moderated quiz about the Korean music scene which did go on a bit. We find out what Belasco thought of Star…
Episode #133: A$$ Defender!
. Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman On this long-awaited episode, the guys catch us up on what all has happened since the last recording. Which was in 2017 and we apologize for that. But lots has been going on. Booze has moved from the city of London, England to the slow-paced country life of Camburenshire, Chuck has experienced loss, and Dickie has taken up swimming with the elderly. We stick with our theme of change as we take the News Copter up to have a look at what the guy who used to play Barney the dinosaur is up to now,…
Episode #132: Don’t Play on that Racist Statue, Zebulon!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets. Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you’re an adult, you won’t know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter or if Booze made them up. Because Harry Potter is for children. Even if they tried putting a photo of a steam train on the cover instead of a cartoon…
Episode #131 – Quiz Sharks!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back! On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses! It might be the most confusing quiz ever created & certainly isn’t helped by the constant undermining of the umpire. But you can be the judge. Because we could definitely do with one to keep track of what the hell is going on. Not to be outdone, Professor Chuck Turtleman has a new quiz of his own. Which may or may not be about guns and animals again. (It is). Also, we have a new guest this week -Dickie Southdown! He teaches…
Episode #130: The Pie is a Lie!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times. Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and extremely old cooking lady Mary Berry from the Great British Cake Bake programme? (What’s up, Mary?) Is leaving half an onion by the side of your bed a more effective cure for a gallbladder infection than writing to a doctor lady in a monthly magazine? What were the names of Chuck’s Grandad’s two monkeys again? Who the hell is Dudie Spangler? Also, our old friend Dickie joins us LIVE on the podcast! He’s watched the…
Episode #129: John Daniel was a Good Monkey
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman … But was he the best monkey ever? Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions! John Daniel was a gorilla from Gabon who left his African troubles behind and came to live in England during the glorious reign of Queen Victoria. What a lucky monkey! He drank hard cider, went to posh dinner parties and really really liked watching those guys that fix shoes. Cobblers? No… it’s all true, I tell ya! We also examine the media’s obsession with attractive young lady teachers who seduce their pupils (that’s right… the MEDIA’S obsession with…
Episode #128: Puppy Love
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories about dogs! Well, one dog, and a lady who pretends to be one for the purposes of her public loveplay. As feminists, we support her right to do whatever she wants, the silly cow. Also, we ask all the big questions. What ladies magazine features killer moths this month? What household appliance should you never hide your next door neighbo(u)r’s hair manipulation device in? And is Ali Bongo the only African leader named after a…
Episode #127: Christmas Eve Chinese!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that feature on this podcast! We put our feminist (Christmas) hats on to review the Bumper festive issues of some ladies periodicals and look at the yuletide video from R&B songstress Rita Ora, who is even more scantily clad than usual. And so empowered her top has fallen off. Chuck takes up his reindeer-powered, holly-bedecked news copter, the boys pay their traditional musical tribute to Friendzone Frank with an old fashioned singalong to a Christmas classic…