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Episode #87: Little Caesar – a Chuck T Joint

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over  to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guns and Animals Quiz,” but you’ll have to listen, we won’t tell you what it was about. From there, we meet a brand new Idiot of Facebook that will make you want to open your hearts and wallets. Or at least passive-aggressively suggest you do.…

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Episode #86: Mr. Dong Meets Mr. Chin

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  Ni hao, my honkies! It’s a Chinapeople extravaganza this week as we see what cheese-loving Naughty Leader Kim Jong-Il Jr. has been up to, infiltrate an oriental graverobbing bicyclist ring and introduce Mr. Dong to Mr. Chin. If you’ll pardon the expression. Changing the subject completely, Booze shows us Belgium’s most disappointing penis, somebody called “Chuck Turtleman” steals Dr. P’s News ‘Copter, and Belasco tells a very, very funny joke. In SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals, our ovaried offenders include a helpful “youth worker” and a nice young lady who could show Kim Kardashian…

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Episode #85: Ouija – The Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you. Is there anybody there? Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween! Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast. Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.* Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had…

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Episode #84: Chimpanzees in Dungarees

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  And… we’re back! After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast. We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change. In Penitentiary Pen Pals, a listener shows us a website where we can meet lonely, open minded, non-judgemental ladies. Who just happen to be in prison for serious crimes. Dr P meets an old flame with a new baby in Horrible Hypothetical, and Booze tells…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Idiots of Facebook Summer Edition

Featuring:  Beardo, Gravy, Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  .  Join us on episode #5 of Dr. P’s Summer News round, as we skip the news altogether and talk instead about the Idiots of Facebook. We have a record four guests on the show tonight, as we reach out across the Pacific and Atlantic to hold hands, and have a friendly reach-around. First we catch up with a distraught Duct Tape Lisa, and discuss the probability that she is poisoning her daughter -like that lady on the 6th Sense. Then we move on to the big guy with an even bigger place in…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s News Round #4

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Darik Datta Producer: Dr. P  .  Climb aboard the copter as we travel to familiar places with familiar …voices on Episode 4 of Dr. P’s News Round. We take to the skies of China and India again, and study monkey stories more in-depth than ever. Learn all about the 150 monkey bridge the Chinese have built just for their simian friends -as well as some of the potential downsides we see in it. And no, a slope on the bridge isn’t one. Then we travel to India to update listeners on the developments in New Delhi, and discuss…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #03

Featuring:  Dr. P, Rich Karski, Matt Kona, Ted Pettingell Producer: Dr. P  . Ignoring all current FAA & FCC regulations Dr. P fills his News Copter to above maximum capacity this week with a trio of Boston comical comics.  Matt Kona, Rich Karski, and Ted Pettingell join us to cover photogenic monkeys, deaf motorists, and the Fire Challenge.  You’ll learn more than any human person could ever want to know about monkey nipples, what types of simians we like or don’t particularly care for, and how to defeat an ape in an intellectual property lawsuit.  We also cover the new trend for teens that involves setting themselves on fire, and learn that it’s okay, because stupid fire burns at a lower temperature than “regular fire”.  We then fly over to Comical Con,…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #02

Featuring:  Dr. P, Darik Datta, Rich Karski Producer: Dr. P  . In this second ever edition of Dr P’s news round, special guests Darik Datta and Rich Karski take to the skies with me to Spain -where you’ll never believe what just happened to the author of a book called “Surviving the Pamplona Bull Run!” Hint: it has to do with a bull. We then discuss the thoughts and motives of people (as well as bulls) that would want to participate in the festival. From there, we head over to India, and discover that worshiping monkeys can have its drawbacks. Such as having their population explode to 30,000 in your capital city.  But don’t worry, we come up with several solutions to remedy their monkey overpopulation situation. And while we’re there,…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #01

Featuring:  Dr. P, Belasco, Booze Producer: Dr. P  . Hey guys…  mind if I take up the copter up for the News Round over the summer?  Don’t worry, I’ll have guests.  Like this episode’s special guests.  I can’t tell you who they are here, because our Canadian listeners hate spoilers.  In our very first news round story, we take to the skies of Kalamazoo, Michigan, a city whose name is only outdone by their local baseball team’s halftime act. Then we go to familiar territory and visit North Korea, and see what naughty China-leader Kim Jong Il, Jr. is up to.  Hint: it’s some of the worst torture his people have ever been put through.  And finally, we end up in another familiar place for News Round stories, the sunshine state…

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Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . Welcome to our Season Finale!* Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis. Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand.  Frank ended up on the show. Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea? In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who…

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Episode #82: Booze Invades Paris

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . In this episode we make up for the lack of monkeys in the previous episode with two monkey stories. Actually, there are three monkey stories if you count Booze’s recent trip to that primate house known as France. Dr. P will introduce us to two warring factions that will make you hope for their mutually assured destruction. No, not France and Belgium, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying the segment. Later, the SFJ Podcast moves to vanquish one of it’s own enemies. Before the SFJ Podcast, there was the SFJ Message Board with a whole host of supervillains. This particular villain was insidious and determined to hang around like cancer, but not as funny. Last, but definitely not least,…

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Episode #81: Toilet Talk

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Belasco, Dr. P . It happens to all of us. You’re out and suddenly you feel the urgent need to relieve yourself. For some people, that means venturing into the heart of darkness known as the public restroom. For others, it means dropping trou and leaving a present on a neighbor’s driveway. In this episode we’ll meet both types of people. Ryan the Germaphobe teaches us how to use the public restroom like a maniac. Meanwhile a different maniac is going around Houston pooping on resident’s lawns.  And, because we go deeper than all the other news outlets, we’ll have an exclusive interview with an individual who was once an accessory to serial pooping. Additionally, we’ll meet some good ole’ fashioned World War 2 cosplayers, some lovely ladies…

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