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Episode #78: Chihuahuas and Death

Published on April 2, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Dr. P, Booze

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There’s a new star in heaven tonight. A new angel treading the boards on God’s eternal stage. Join us as we mourn the loss of an acting great. A legend of stage and screen. Then use a comedy loophole that allows us to spend 15 minutes effectively laughing at the death of an old lady. But, with death also comes rebirth. Just like in Star Track 3. Join us as we celebrate the continuation of a famous Hollywood acting dynasty.

It’s the Circle of Life. Hakuna Matata!

Then we investigate the dubious facts behind Steve “The Alligator Catcher” Irwin’s brutal fish murder, rank the worst sidekicks in cinema history, and ask… is it ever okay to kick a small dog over a building? [Belasco note: YES!]

So put on your wetsuit, buy some lilies, and laugh in the face of your impending doom.

Stick it in your ear, my honkies. It’s later than you think.

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  • 00:45 – Intro
  • 01:00 – Edibles
  • 02:08 – Rank – Worst Movie Sidekicks
  • 07:00 – Guinness Book of World Records
  • 09:12 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 09:53 – Chihuahua’s on the Loose (http://dailym.ai/1mLqYZ1)
  • 14:50 – Fair Elections Held in North Korea (http://dailym.ai/1h4HKAb)
  • 17:07 – Crocodile Hunter Kabobs (http://dailym.ai/1h4HGQW)
  • 22:30 – Should Belasco Watch This Film? (http://amzn.to/1pSupdK)
  • 25:12 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 36:50 – Closer
  • 38:25 – Stinger
  • 38:31 – After-stinger

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Episode #77: A Very Naughty Monkey

Published on March 21, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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hoff_sfj_coverHola, my honkies!

Due to cutbacks, our intrepid reporter Dr. P has had to change his mode of news gathering transportation. A little thing like that won’t stop him, though. Join us as we investigate the zoo in North Korean capital Poonyang, the very naughty monkey-ridden streets of India, and most hair-raisingly of all… the classrooms of Florida.

Work has been slow for Bane off of Batman since The Dark Knight Rises. We find him on a Qatari construction site with a fun new best friend and his very own toilet bucket.

Meanwhile, we Rank the Worst Pets in Movies, which sends Belasco off on a vitriolic and sustained tirade against one of the best loved animals in cinema history. And Booze compares a cat to Gordon Ramsay.

Oh, and we reveal which great big fat dead actor who was in The Godfather had a secret NASCAR obsession. You won’t BELIEVE who it is!

So… install the Sweet Feathery Jesus widget* on your beeper, pager or smartphone & stick this in your earhole.

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Episode #76.5 – The Big 3 Special

Published on March 9, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Matt Kona, Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Dr. P, Booze

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76bWhat’s up, my honkies? Dr. P here. Are you a fan of the cult classic movie Windy City Heat & the Big 3 podcast? We are. We got the chance to sit down and talk to the very funny Matt Kona about the many stunts, Shout-outs, and pranks that he’s pulled on Perry.  So dim the lights, put on a Beiber cassette, cuddle up in a Cubs blanket, and enjoy.
P.S. If you’re not a Windy City Heat/ Big 3 fan, this extra special .5 podcast probably isn’t for you. But don’t worry. We’ll be back to talking about monkeys & North Korean Chinapeople next week on episode 77.
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Episode #76: Save Marius

Published on February 27, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco

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I’m sure it is bothersome knowing that the only country to which you can feel superior is Belgium, but that is no excuse, Denmark. We all have our crosses to bear. Dr. P’s cross to bear is being an apologist for the Danish zoological holocaust. 

Meanwhile, our friend Bane (from Batman) has taken up residence in Brazil, but still has time to give advice to a lovely girl who makes friends very easily. Stay tuned for our “Rank” segment where we share our picks for the worst 80′s movie villain, there’s a heartwarming tale about a community coming together to help a little girl, and Stefano tells us every possible (and unintelligible) reason for walking 500 miles.

So, sit back, relax, and contemplate your Facebook gender.
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Episode #75: Cabbage Patch Ewok

Published on February 8, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco

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We’re back! And with a special double length episode. It’s still not as long as most other podcasts, though. Don’t worry. We edit.It’s BIGGER because we ask the BIG questions. Have chimpanzees really been banned from eating bananas? Are our children really sticking confectionary up their noses? What’s the worst commercially available sandwich filling? And can Dr P work his fancy new smartphone?That’s not P’s only technoproblem. He’s had to hot-wire his fridge and his Sleep Number bed goes up and down like Ice Cube’s car.We catch up with the Idiots of Facebook and investigate the Teddy Bear Lost and Found Facebook community. Listen as we share the beautiful tale of a cuddly little rascal called Strawberry Boy. It’ll melt even YOUR cold, black, dirty heart. Unless your name is Belasco. Who we find out has to wipe his incontinent dog’s bottom, incidentally.

Oh, and we play a snippet from the new Broadway musical about the good old days of monkey abuse.

Yes, it’s the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast and it’s chock-a-block with primates. Stick it in your ear!

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  • 00:41 – Intro
  • 01:35 – Dr P’s Dead Appliances
  • 05:15 – What has Dr. P Learned To Do On His Phone This Week?
  • 07:18 – Dr P’s News Round
  • 07:35 – Banana Ban
  • 14:35 – Kim Jong Uncle Becomes Dog Food (or Not)
  • 19:09 – Smartie Snorting
  • 25:44 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 34:30 – Teddy Bear Lost and Found
  • 35:20 – Silence of the Lamby
  • 36:10 – Cabbage Patch Ewok
  • 37:00 – Strawberry Boy
  • 42:30 – Monkey in Florida
  • 47:01 – Rank -Sandwich fillings
  • 53:44 – Featured Facebook Friend
  • 56:00 – Outro

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