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Episode #73: Idiots of Facebook: USA vs. UK

Published on December 4, 2013 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze/Belasco

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They love their kids. Cancer is bad. They’re the Idiots of Facebook.

But which country has the biggest idiots? The United States of America or the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland? We find out, as we pit two monumental dumbos against each other in a Facebook Face-Off.

Don’t feel left out, Canada and Australia. The winner plays one of you in the final.

We meet a lovely bog-eyed lady model, a Chinese Chinaman with feet out of a cartoon and answer the question you’ve all been asking: Which one of the Twin Towers had the best tits?

Booze’s Mum accidentally buys some fascist wall art, Dr P races a man with a robot leg and we start a FundAnything appeal for Belasco to travel to Turkey for emergency moustache replacement surgery.

So flush out your headgear, new guy! And stick this into your earhole.

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  • Intro
  • 1:14 Cross-eyed Molly
  • 4:40 Listener proposal
  • 5:30 Listener question
  • 7:27 Stefano
  • 8:00 Idiots of Facebook, US vs. UK
  • 8:30 Hubcaps Donna
  • 9:30 Duct Tape Lisa
  • 15:20 News Round
  • 15:30 Bigfoot Chinaman
  • 20:40 Movember in Turkey
  • 26:15 Tasteless Costume Contest
  • 30:29 Blacktop Devil
  • 32:30 Hitler Grandpa
  • 35:57 Outro

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Episode #72: Cowboy Porn for the Blind

Published on November 12, 2013 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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72In which two of the hosts mourn the sad passing of rock’n'roll curmudgeon Lou Reed with the help of Italian YouTube sensation Stefano and some terrible karaoke. It’s what he would have wanted.

We ask if blind people really get sexually excited by the idea of two staunchly heterosexual gentlemen sharing a blow-up doll and a cowboy hat, Rihanna solves crimes like a scantily clad Jessica Fletcher and our host Belasco can’t tell the difference between a swan and a duck.

A Chinese Chinaman leaves home without his penis, a mother proves her love for her son by demolishing a school and a naughty lady lays an egg in Dr P’s hat.

So put on your leather chaps, invite your best buddy over and take turns sticking this in each others’ earholes. 

Yeeehaw!

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Episode #71: 2013 Halloween Not-So Special

Published on October 27, 2013 by in Podcast
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Episode #71: 2013 Halloween Not-So Special - coverWe’re back with another Halloween spectacular! We kick off with a discussion about Stephen King and how poorly his work has been adapted, especially when he’s involved in them. Booze tells us about the most horrific experience of his life. Dr. P goes all David Cronenberg on us and shares a tale of body horror unmatched by anyone with a sense of decency.

The News Round is a litany of fearful objects like escaped lunatics, clowns, and vegetables. Thank heavens Stefano is there to bring it all back around with a song from … uh … well, maybe you can tell us. Belasco continues to drive Dr. P to a homicidal rage by doing his own news broadcast, the Nerd Round. And you’ll never believe what happens when a young woman comes face-to-face with an amorous Triceratops.

Strap-in folks, it’s going to get weird.

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Episode #70 – Podcast-A-Tron 9000

Published on October 10, 2013 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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70Due to Booze buying GTA V & Dr P’s rampant Candy Crush addiction, we didn’t get around to thinking up any ideas for this week’s podcast. So we had to turn to the Podcast-A-Tron 9000 Generic Podcast Generator Unit to make one for us. Apologies if it sounds a bit more like other podcasts than usual.

In this episode we meet a shirtless man who wants to win his wife back, an Amish man who keeps a crocodile under his bed, and  a Chinese Chinaman with an upside-down nose on his forehead.

Dr. P’s News Round teaches us about the care and feeding of pacu fish, parasitic twins, and retards.  Unfortunately, multiple distractions allow Belasco’s nerdiness to run wild to the point that he decides to do his own News Round, or “Nerd Round” as he calls it. This disaster leads to information about Star Wars and Harry F****** Potter. There is no Stefano this week, but you’ll be thrilled to hear “Saxfano” doing it his way.

Enjoy!

Stay tuned, because next week is our Halloween Not-So-Special and if it’s anything like last year…

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Episode #69.5: Clownsnack

Published on September 23, 2013 by in Podcast

Featuring: Belasco, Booze, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco

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Since SFJ has always prided itself on journalistic integrity, we could not avoid the biggest story in the world right now – there’s a clown in Northampton. Also in Doctor P’s News Round we meet a man who likes to cut his own hair and an Austrian dominatrix who could use a little help on the farm, maggot.

We’ll also be following up the Kim Jong Execution story with a big reveal of what may be the sex tape that got an excellent, horse-faced lady killed. Booze offers up apologies for his country offending the beloved Kanye West, and Belasco shares his birthday haul – pay no attention to the woman crying in the background.

 
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