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Episode #95: Live frine the Golding Nuegt!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman In episode #95 we learn the history of Las Vegas’ legendary Golding Nuegt. All the big names played there – Elvis, Ted Nugent, and now SFJ! It’s an honor to be a part of its storied history. Turtleman’s News Round introduces us to Lee and we hear about his run-in with a home-made tattoo gun.  Spoiler Alert: the tattoo gun wins.  Also not expected to fare well, a Russian man who is allowing his head to be transplanted onto another body. We’ll visit with Beardo and learn another True Story from Australian…

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Episode #94: The Best of the News Round!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Hi and hello, mates! We couldn’t get the band together to record this week, so we’d like to share with you some of our favourite stories from the Golden Age of the News Round. We’ll take you back to the days when Dr. P was captaining the News ‘Copter and bringing us stories about ladies having their buttholes tattooed, Chinese Chinafellas cutting off their winkles, Mayors being loved to death by donkeys, and gentlemen attempting to make horse-man babies. So stick this in your earhole, my honkies. Again. Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link…

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Episode #93: Angelo!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Chuck Turtleman In our 93rd full installment, we meet hunky beefcake Internet sensation Angelo! He was in Menudeo, but now he’s all grown up and, lucky for us, hasn’t given up his love for music! He’s got the body of the hulk and the voice of Stefano. Later, we discuss the various classifications of little people, have some R&B news with Booze, discuss Turtleman’s stepmom’s childhood poodle, and Belasco tells us all about Han Solo’s latest plane crash. And, you’ll want to buckle-up because our news copter takes us to exotic places like Rome…

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Episode #92: Spocktor Who

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman Art by: Chimera-Stormhawk (http://chimaera-stormhawk.deviantart.com/) What’s up, my honkies! Chuck Turtleman here to tell you all about Episode 92 of the SFJ podcast. First, I regale the listeners with a story of being stabbed by turtle poo, Belasco is excited about the upcoming Settlers vs. Cthulhu movie, and Booze tells us why Belgium is Shit. I explain how to outpoint a mollusk then a pachyderm in the boxing ring, and we all learn some fascinating Australian History. The News Round Copter is stuck over North Korea this week, but we don’t come away without…

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Episode #91: Beardo!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco There are a lot of beards about these days. And, even though you’d think they’d be a terrible health and safety risk around all those barbecues and snakes, they’ve even got them in Australia now. Especially the men. This week,  SFJ’s hirsute antipodean correspondent Beardo brings us the first of his True Stories from Australian History. Don’t worry, there’s a monkey in it. In the News Round, we hear about some pretend PVC police lady preposterousness in a Brazilian women’s prison and a Doom Metal “singer” who goes asphalt surfing without…

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Episode #90 – Taken 3: The Takenest

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco In this action-packed episode we reluctantly agree to watch Taken 3, so you don’t have to. It’s got plot holes you could drive a truckload of Albanians through, and not only does nobody actually get Taken this time, it hasn’t even got that Sikh shopkeeper dude from the first one in it. Listen and find out whether we liked it! We tour a Fleshlight factory with a lovely Czech pornography lady called Wageena, don our dungarees to wrestle a gigantic pig in Texas with some very manly men, then take to the…

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Episode #89: SFJ Sell Out

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco We’re back, and chock full of ads! Yes, the SweetFeatheryJesus.com podcast is sponsored now, and in addition to all the Far East and monkey humor you’ve grown accustomed to, SFJ is also now a place to find products and services you’ll love!  Just be sure and enter the codename “Jesus.”  Oh, only we won’t be joking about the Far East any more. Or Belgium. We wouldn’t want to upset our sponsors. With all that sweet, juicy podcast money, we can afford to bring you this extra length bumper episode featuring a brand new bit from our host… Belasco’s Comic Book Corner.  You won’t believe whose son is a famous comic book writer now. I’ll give you a clue… he doesn’t go by…

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Episode #88: Chimp Christmas!

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  Merry Christmas, my honkies! Spend a festive hour in the company of Professor Chuck Turtleman and friends in this very special Christmas edition of the SFJ podcast. You’ll meet a man whose Yuletide will now not be so gay, thanks to Baby Jesus, find out if Hip Hop album titles are the reason for the Chinese Chinapun ban, and shed a Christmas tear at the passing of a 2-headed mutated Kittard freak. We ask a Horrible Holiday Hypothetical,  find out what crappy film Belasco will be watching this Christmas, and visit a very lonely Idiot of Facebook who’s using his dead parents to try to get laid. Bless. Booze takes us through the British Christmas television schedules in our brand new game TV…

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Episode #87: Little Caesar – a Chuck T Joint

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over  to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guns and Animals Quiz,” but you’ll have to listen, we won’t tell you what it was about. From there, we meet a brand new Idiot of Facebook that will make you want to open your hearts and wallets. Or at least passive-aggressively suggest you do. We also catch up on our Prison Pen Pals, familiarize ourselves with the slang of today’s youth, and learn there is indeed more than one way to skin a rabbit.…

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Episode #86: Mr. Dong Meets Mr. Chin

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  Ni hao, my honkies! It’s a Chinapeople extravaganza this week as we see what cheese-loving Naughty Leader Kim Jong-Il Jr. has been up to, infiltrate an oriental graverobbing bicyclist ring and introduce Mr. Dong to Mr. Chin. If you’ll pardon the expression. Changing the subject completely, Booze shows us Belgium’s most disappointing penis, somebody called “Chuck Turtleman” steals Dr. P’s News ‘Copter, and Belasco tells a very, very funny joke. In SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals, our ovaried offenders include a helpful “youth worker” and a nice young lady who could show Kim Kardashian a thing or two about beverage balancing. Last, but definitely not least, we catch up with our favorite social media simpleton in a special-length Idiots of Facebook that may or…

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Episode #85: Ouija – The Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you. Is there anybody there? Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween! Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast. Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.* Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had the right idea about childcare. Booze proves beyond any doubt that there’s life after death with the aid of a butterfly and a man called Don, Belasco reads a comic…

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Episode #84: Chimpanzees in Dungarees

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  And… we’re back! After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast. We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change. In Penitentiary Pen Pals, a listener shows us a website where we can meet lonely, open minded, non-judgemental ladies. Who just happen to be in prison for serious crimes. Dr P meets an old flame with a new baby in Horrible Hypothetical, and Booze tells us why he thinks Belgium is shit in his new feature called… “Belgium Is Shit”. Then we add Linda Ronstadt’s knickers to the long list of things we’re slightly obsessed…

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