Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies?! This week we have conspired to bring you a very, very special episode of SFJ… it’s our Season 2 finale (some say finalé)! This episode is all about conspiracies, or, in the words of Winston Churchill, “a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a monkey”. As we all know, 9/11 was an inside job, and we get the inside scoop on how it was (probably) all planned out. Chuck is curious about children’s clothing, Beardo brings us an episode from his critically acclaimed Beardo’s True Conspiracies from Australian History, and Booze…
Episode #123.5: A Message from the Management
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? This is not a podcast. It’s just a very special message from Booze and Chuck about the future of Sweet feathery Jesus. Beardo pops up to apologise, as Australians have become used to doing. So stick it in your ear. For a short while. Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”) Subscribe via iTunes, RSS, or Stitcher Contact us Facebook: facebook.com/sfjdotcom Twitter: twitter.com/sfjdotcom Help SFJ and share the fun via… Tweet
Episode #123: We Are All Winners!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this moderately special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we finally hire a young Chinese China Engineer kid off of Craiglist (some say Creggslist) to sort out Chuck Turtleman’s sound. He couldn’t get rid of the hiss, but blimey, he works cheap. Booze is horrified by his old school’s new motto, Beardo speaks some posh Latin, and Chuck uses his famous felon judging skills on the exciting new gameshow… What Did The Naughty Man Do? All this, some Chinese Chinapeople getting scammed by fake jellyfish, some 1950’s French people…
Episode #122: The Italian-Off!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? Long time listeners will know that a certain member of the Sweet Feathery Jesus cast has always had a fraught relationship with technology. Won’t say which, but his name rhymes with “Buck Burtleman”. Long story short, something went wrong with the recording on “Buck”’s end, meaning that we had to use our backup Skype recording. Thanks to Skype being a bit rubbish, Booze sounded like he was shouting through a megaphone, Beardo seemed to be whispering from the West Wing of his mansion, & Turtleman was obscured by a wall of…
Episode #121: Curse of the Werepanther!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Beware the moon, my honkies! On this really rather special episode of the SFJ podcast, we travel to deepest darkest Worcestershire in search of the mythical badly drawn werepanther / bin bag that stalks the land and haunts the dreams of children. And also because we really want to hear Chuck Turtleman try to pronounce “Worcestershire”. Beardo is back from getting married (sorry, ladies and hunky beefcakes), and we find out all about the poshest Australian wedding of the century in a very very in-depth SFJ Special Report. Concentrating mainly on his trousers. We…
Episode #120: Pants News!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extremely special episode of the SFJ podcast, Chuck Turtleman brings us his exciting new segment… Pants News! Now, calm down, non-American ladies and hunky beefcakes. Chuck is talking about trousers, not knickers. And also,what he actually brings us is facts about pants, not news. So this segment, and this entire podcast, should really be called Pants Facts! But he’s made a jingle now. Meanwhile, Idiot of Facebook Frank is earning his title by loudly proclaiming that he’s trimming his Friends list. Oh no! Will SFJ make the cut? Frank has…
Episode #119: Bath Time for Billy
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast. Lisa is now an artist, creating wonderful works in many mediums, most of which seem to appear when you do a reverse DuckDuckGo image search, for some reason. Now Lisa has been approached by a VERY famous auction house and is selling some of her pieces. It’s all very exciting. Especially for her boyfriend Billy, who sure does love her, according to his Facebook account. Which may or may not be maintained exclusively by Lisa.…
Episode #118: Frank’s Underwater Love Letter
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this extra-special episode of the SFJ podcast, we see a new side of our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Frank. And, as we’ve seen his penis, we didn’t think there were many new sides left to see. Frank reveals a love letter he received about a decade ago, from a lady who may or may not have been a mermaid. With a very low megapixel cameraphone. Oh, & our other favourite Idiot Lisa sings us a beautiful song, after which all her celebrity friends line up to tell her how great it was. Beardo is back to tell us what happened on his in-no-way-highly-suspicious-not-that-there’s-anything-wrong-with-that-anyway all-male super fun weekend. Are these tame anecdotes REALLY the best things that happened in the whole…
Episode #117: Middle Spread Moms!
Featuring: Booze and Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we’re a man down. It seems Beardo has gone away for an in no way highly suspicious males only weekend on which no women were allowed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here at Sweet Feathery Jesus, we celebrate alternative lifestyles. This leaves Booze and Turtleman to discuss a super food diet that doesn’t seem to include any actual food, a mother of six who thinks she looks exactly like her sexy (her words, not ours) 14 year old daughter, a superhero dressed as a Baked Bean, and Marlee Matlin taking time out from the Super Bowl halftime show to like one of Booze’s tweets. Oh, and we revisit the time…
Episode #116: Kimly Chaos
Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? What’s that sound, you ask? Why, that’s the New Idiot Alarm! That’s right. On this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we introduce you to our brand new Idiot of Facebook… Kimly Chaos!* Kimly is a very special lady, who loves her kids, presumably thinks cancer is bad, and enjoys getting engaged on an almost daily basis to internet gentlemen she entices with a blurry photograph of her “clevage”. Sadly and bafflingly, these relationships rarely seem to end on good terms, resulting in some very public arguments, death threats, pictures of weaponry and poorly spelled quotes from the bible. The First World War was a terrible thing too, I’m sure we all agree. It did, however, lead to the…
Episode #115: The Happy New Chinese Chinayear of the Chinese Chinamonkey
Featuring: Booze (rat), Chuck Turtleman (cock), and Beardo (ox) 新年快乐, my honkies! That’s right, the Happy New ChinaYear is upon us, and this time around, for the first time in the history of the SFJ podcast, it’s the Happy New Chinese Year of the Chinese Chinamonkey! In keeping with this extremely auspicious occasion, we bring you this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, which is focused on all things Chinesey and monkeyish. In retaliation for the travesty that was Tiptoes, Booze and Beardo make Chuck Turtleman and his Internet Lady watch a beloved TV Japanese Chinashow from their youth, called “Monkey!”, This show never aired in the US, and so Chuck was totally unaware of its very existence. Until now! It features Japanese Chinapeople depicting Chinese Chinapeople,…
Episode #114: A Very Special Dwarf Special
Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, ChuckTurtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my diminutive honkies? On this, very special little episode, we dissect the 2003 dwarf film, Tiptoes, starring Matthew Mahogany and Gary Old Man. Is this straight-to-DVD movie a stunning tour-de-force of cinematic brilliance, or a steaming abortion of a film? The answer probably won’t surprise you. Professor Turtleman takes up his miniature news copter and brings us four not-so-tall tales, all of which feature humans of less than regular stature. Having found a dwarf for Booze on a previous episode, we check in with Jemma Suicide and see what she’s up to (or down for, as it were). Finally, to break with the theme, we check in with our not-so-little Idiot of Facebook, Friendzone Frank! All that, a dwarf…