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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s News Round #4

Published on August 29, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. PBooze, Darik Datta
Producer: Dr. P 

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 Climb aboard the copter as we travel to familiar places with familiar …voices on Episode 4 of Dr. P’s News Round. We take to the skies of China and India again, and study monkey stories more in-depth than ever. Learn all about the 150 monkey bridge the Chinese have built just for their simian friends -as well as some of the potential downsides we see in it. And no, a slope on the bridge isn’t one. Then we travel to India to update listeners on the developments in New Delhi, and discuss the exact elected position of the victim in the latest monkey political assassination in the capital city. We come up with possible solutions for monkey overpopulation, squirrel overpopulation, and pitch a TV show. The Guardian is getting in on calling monkeys cheeky, Darik discovers the only wild animal you can safely pester, and Booze explains why he hates snails in this monkey packed episode. So put us in your earholes.

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #03

Published on August 15, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. PRich Karski, Matt Kona, Ted Pettingell
Producer: Dr. P 

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nr03Ignoring all current FAA & FCC regulations Dr. P fills his News Copter to above maximum capacity this week with a trio of Boston comical comics.  Matt Kona, Rich Karski, and Ted Pettingell join us to cover photogenic monkeys, deaf motorists, and the Fire Challenge. 

You’ll learn more than any human person could ever want to know about monkey nipples, what types of simians we like or don’t particularly care for, and how to defeat an ape in an intellectual property lawsuit.  We also cover the new trend for teens that involves setting themselves on fire, and learn that it’s okay, because stupid fire burns at a lower temperature than “regular fire”.  We then fly over to Comical Con, where Rich informs us how rude deaf people are and what kind of noises they make while having intimate relations.

It’s an educational episode chock full of nerds, monkeys, hot hot flames, and hearing-impaired sex freaks, so put it in your ears (if you have ears) and hop on board the chopper.

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #02

Published on August 3, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. P, Darik Datta, Rich Karski
Producer: Dr. P 

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In this second ever edition of Dr P’s news round, special guests Darik Datta and Rich Karski take to the skies with me to Spain -where you’ll never believe what just happened to the author of a book called “Surviving the Pamplona Bull Run!” Hint: it has to do with a bull. We then discuss the thoughts and motives of people (as well as bulls) that would want to participate in the festival.

From there, we head over to India, and discover that worshiping monkeys can have its drawbacks. Such as having their population explode to 30,000 in your capital city.  But don’t worry, we come up with several solutions to remedy their monkey overpopulation situation. And while we’re there, we also visit a monkey god boy.  Or a lad with a birth defect, opinions are divided. But either way, we come up with a multitude of hobbies and career choices he might be cut out for.

So put us in your earholes and enjoy what Booze describes as “the best News Round ever!”
(though in fairness it’s just my second)  

~~ Dr. P

Special thanks to Darik Datta:
https://twitter.com/DarikD
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Darik-Datta-Photography/537905709625292

And Rich Karski:
https://twitter.com/RichKarski
http://unscenecomedy.com/?cat=80


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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #01

Published on July 12, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  Dr. P, Belasco, Booze
Producer: Dr. P 

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Hey guys…  mind if I take up the copter up for the News Round over the summer?  Don’t worry, I’ll have guests.  Like this episode’s special guests.  I can’t tell you who they are here, because our Canadian listeners hate spoilers. 

In our very first news round story, we take to the skies of Kalamazoo, Michigan, a city whose name is only outdone by their local baseball team’s halftime act. Then we go to familiar territory and visit North Korea, and see what naughty China-leader Kim Jong Il, Jr. is up to.  Hint: it’s some of the worst torture his people have ever been put through.  And finally, we end up in another familiar place for News Round stories, the sunshine state of Florida.  But this time, we aren’t talking about Port-a-John campers or meth addicts with guns up their lady parts.  Nope, we explore why the state is so popular with retirees, and learn that this even applies to monkeys. 

So get in the batting box, loosen up that arm, and put me in your ear holes.  But be gentle, it’s my first time.

Rundown

  • 0:00 – Intro
  • 01:19 – Kalamazoo Monkey Dog Rodeo
  • 11:25 – So you want a Korea in television programming?
  • 19:35 – Monkeys’ Florida Retirement
  • 24:47 – Closing statements

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Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

Published on June 27, 2014 by in Podcast

Featuring:  BoozeBelascoDr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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Welcome to our Season Finale!*

Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis.

Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand.  Frank ended up on the show.

Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea?

In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who put something somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, a man who REALLY loves pool floats (again), and we ask if it’s ever okay to give a woman a great big kick up the arse.

Our Agony Aunt Bane off of Batman is still searching for gainful employment after not getting a part in the Superman Vs Batman movie. This week he’s looking after mutated kittens in Iraq, where he meets some very exuberant young gentlemen with fireworks.

There’s some personal hygiene advice for the BDSM community, and we ask Should Belasco Watch This Film? Hopefully for the last time ever.

Oh, and… Spoiler Alert… one of us dies.

Did we mention this is our Season Finale?

So stick this in your ear, and remember… everybody wants to be a gangster until a gangster walks in the room. Apparently.

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