Featuring: Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco There are a lot of beards about these days. And, even though you’d think they’d be a terrible health and safety risk around all those barbecues and snakes, they’ve even got them in Australia now. Especially the men. This week, SFJ’s hirsute antipodean correspondent Beardo brings us the first of his True Stories from Australian History. Don’t worry, there’s a monkey in it. In the News Round, we hear about some pretend PVC police lady preposterousness in a Brazilian women’s prison and a Doom Metal “singer” who goes asphalt surfing without…
Episode #90 – Taken 3: The Takenest
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco In this action-packed episode we reluctantly agree to watch Taken 3, so you don’t have to. It’s got plot holes you could drive a truckload of Albanians through, and not only does nobody actually get Taken this time, it hasn’t even got that Sikh shopkeeper dude from the first one in it. Listen and find out whether we liked it! We tour a Fleshlight factory with a lovely Czech pornography lady called Wageena, don our dungarees to wrestle a gigantic pig in Texas with some very manly men, then take to the…
Episode #89: SFJ Sell Out
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco We’re back, and chock full of ads! Yes, the SweetFeatheryJesus.com podcast is sponsored now, and in addition to all the Far East and monkey humor you’ve grown accustomed to, SFJ is also now a place to find products and services you’ll love! Just be sure and enter the codename “Jesus.” Oh, only we won’t be joking about the Far East any more. Or Belgium. We wouldn’t want to upset our sponsors. With all that sweet, juicy podcast money, we can afford to bring you this extra length bumper episode featuring a brand…
Episode #88: Chimp Christmas!
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P Merry Christmas, my honkies! Spend a festive hour in the company of Professor Chuck Turtleman and friends in this very special Christmas edition of the SFJ podcast. You’ll meet a man whose Yuletide will now not be so gay, thanks to Baby Jesus, find out if Hip Hop album titles are the reason for the Chinese Chinapun ban, and shed a Christmas tear at the passing of a 2-headed mutated Kittard freak. We ask a Horrible Holiday Hypothetical, find out what crappy film Belasco will be watching this Christmas, and visit a very…
Episode #87: Little Caesar – a Chuck T Joint
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P Due to holiday scheduling conflicts, in order to get a podcast out, the fellas had to turn the reigns over to Chuck Turtleman (formerly known as Dr. P) to write, direct, and edit this action-packed episode. He starts the show off with the hot new game, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guns and Animals Quiz,” but you’ll have to listen, we won’t tell you what it was about. From there, we meet a brand new Idiot of Facebook that will make you want to open your hearts and wallets. Or at least passive-aggressively suggest you do.…
Episode #86: Mr. Dong Meets Mr. Chin
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P Ni hao, my honkies! It’s a Chinapeople extravaganza this week as we see what cheese-loving Naughty Leader Kim Jong-Il Jr. has been up to, infiltrate an oriental graverobbing bicyclist ring and introduce Mr. Dong to Mr. Chin. If you’ll pardon the expression. Changing the subject completely, Booze shows us Belgium’s most disappointing penis, somebody called “Chuck Turtleman” steals Dr. P’s News ‘Copter, and Belasco tells a very, very funny joke. In SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals, our ovaried offenders include a helpful “youth worker” and a nice young lady who could show Kim Kardashian…
Episode #85: Ouija – The Podcast
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you. Is there anybody there? Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween! Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast. Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.* Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had the right idea about childcare. Booze proves beyond any doubt that there’s life after death with the aid of a butterfly and a man called Don, Belasco reads a comic…
Episode #84: Chimpanzees in Dungarees
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P And… we’re back! After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast. We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change. In Penitentiary Pen Pals, a listener shows us a website where we can meet lonely, open minded, non-judgemental ladies. Who just happen to be in prison for serious crimes. Dr P meets an old flame with a new baby in Horrible Hypothetical, and Booze tells us why he thinks Belgium is shit in his new feature called… “Belgium Is Shit”. Then we add Linda Ronstadt’s knickers to the long list of things we’re slightly obsessed…
SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Idiots of Facebook Summer Edition
Featuring: Beardo, Gravy, Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P . Join us on episode #5 of Dr. P’s Summer News round, as we skip the news altogether and talk instead about the Idiots of Facebook. We have a record four guests on the show tonight, as we reach out across the Pacific and Atlantic to hold hands, and have a friendly reach-around. First we catch up with a distraught Duct Tape Lisa, and discuss the probability that she is poisoning her daughter -like that lady on the 6th Sense. Then we move on to the big guy with an even bigger place in or hearts: Friend Zone Frank. Frank hasn’t unblocked us yet, but we get some of the people behind the magic; his best friend “G” and his main antagonist, Beardo to…
SFJ Special: Dr. P’s News Round #4
Featuring: Dr. P, Booze, Darik Datta Producer: Dr. P . Climb aboard the copter as we travel to familiar places with familiar …voices on Episode 4 of Dr. P’s News Round. We take to the skies of China and India again, and study monkey stories more in-depth than ever. Learn all about the 150 monkey bridge the Chinese have built just for their simian friends -as well as some of the potential downsides we see in it. And no, a slope on the bridge isn’t one. Then we travel to India to update listeners on the developments in New Delhi, and discuss the exact elected position of the victim in the latest monkey political assassination in the capital city. We come up with possible solutions for monkey overpopulation, squirrel overpopulation, and pitch…
SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #03
Featuring: Dr. P, Rich Karski, Matt Kona, Ted Pettingell Producer: Dr. P . Ignoring all current FAA & FCC regulations Dr. P fills his News Copter to above maximum capacity this week with a trio of Boston comical comics. Matt Kona, Rich Karski, and Ted Pettingell join us to cover photogenic monkeys, deaf motorists, and the Fire Challenge. You’ll learn more than any human person could ever want to know about monkey nipples, what types of simians we like or don’t particularly care for, and how to defeat an ape in an intellectual property lawsuit. We also cover the new trend for teens that involves setting themselves on fire, and learn that it’s okay, because stupid fire burns at a lower temperature than “regular fire”. We then fly over to Comical Con,…
SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #02
Featuring: Dr. P, Darik Datta, Rich Karski Producer: Dr. P . In this second ever edition of Dr P’s news round, special guests Darik Datta and Rich Karski take to the skies with me to Spain -where you’ll never believe what just happened to the author of a book called “Surviving the Pamplona Bull Run!” Hint: it has to do with a bull. We then discuss the thoughts and motives of people (as well as bulls) that would want to participate in the festival. From there, we head over to India, and discover that worshiping monkeys can have its drawbacks. Such as having their population explode to 30,000 in your capital city. But don’t worry, we come up with several solutions to remedy their monkey overpopulation situation. And while we’re there,…