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Episode #84: Chimpanzees in Dungarees

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Booze, Dr. P  And… we’re back! After 83 episodes of Season 1, welcome to Season 2 of the Sweet Feathery Jesus! Podcast. We’re still committed to bringing you the finest monkey-based, Chinaland-centric podcast on the internet, but we’ve added loads of new stuff just to annoy people who don’t like change. In Penitentiary Pen Pals, a listener shows us a website where we can meet lonely, open minded, non-judgemental ladies. Who just happen to be in prison for serious crimes. Dr P meets an old flame with a new baby in Horrible Hypothetical, and Booze tells…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Idiots of Facebook Summer Edition

Featuring:  Beardo, Gravy, Dr. P, Booze, Belasco Producer: Dr. P  .  Join us on episode #5 of Dr. P’s Summer News round, as we skip the news altogether and talk instead about the Idiots of Facebook. We have a record four guests on the show tonight, as we reach out across the Pacific and Atlantic to hold hands, and have a friendly reach-around. First we catch up with a distraught Duct Tape Lisa, and discuss the probability that she is poisoning her daughter -like that lady on the 6th Sense. Then we move on to the big guy with an even bigger place in…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s News Round #4

Featuring:  Dr. P, Booze, Darik Datta Producer: Dr. P  .  Climb aboard the copter as we travel to familiar places with familiar …voices on Episode 4 of Dr. P’s News Round. We take to the skies of China and India again, and study monkey stories more in-depth than ever. Learn all about the 150 monkey bridge the Chinese have built just for their simian friends -as well as some of the potential downsides we see in it. And no, a slope on the bridge isn’t one. Then we travel to India to update listeners on the developments in New Delhi, and discuss…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #03

Featuring:  Dr. P, Rich Karski, Matt Kona, Ted Pettingell Producer: Dr. P  . Ignoring all current FAA & FCC regulations Dr. P fills his News Copter to above maximum capacity this week with a trio of Boston comical comics.  Matt Kona, Rich Karski, and Ted Pettingell join us to cover photogenic monkeys, deaf motorists, and the Fire Challenge.  You’ll learn more than any human person could ever want to know about monkey nipples, what types of simians we like or don’t particularly care for, and how to defeat an ape in an intellectual property lawsuit.  We also cover the new trend for…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #02

Featuring:  Dr. P, Darik Datta, Rich Karski Producer: Dr. P  . In this second ever edition of Dr P’s news round, special guests Darik Datta and Rich Karski take to the skies with me to Spain -where you’ll never believe what just happened to the author of a book called “Surviving the Pamplona Bull Run!” Hint: it has to do with a bull. We then discuss the thoughts and motives of people (as well as bulls) that would want to participate in the festival. From there, we head over to India, and discover that worshiping monkeys can have its drawbacks. Such…

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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #01

Featuring:  Dr. P, Belasco, Booze Producer: Dr. P  . Hey guys…  mind if I take up the copter up for the News Round over the summer?  Don’t worry, I’ll have guests.  Like this episode’s special guests.  I can’t tell you who they are here, because our Canadian listeners hate spoilers.  In our very first news round story, we take to the skies of Kalamazoo, Michigan, a city whose name is only outdone by their local baseball team’s halftime act. Then we go to familiar territory and visit North Korea, and see what naughty China-leader Kim Jong Il, Jr. is up to. …

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Episode #83: Season Finale – Mafia Life Frank!

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . Welcome to our Season Finale!* Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis. Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand.  Frank ended up on the show. Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea? In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who…

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Episode #82: Booze Invades Paris

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . In this episode we make up for the lack of monkeys in the previous episode with two monkey stories. Actually, there are three monkey stories if you count Booze’s recent trip to that primate house known as France. Dr. P will introduce us to two warring factions that will make you hope for their mutually assured destruction. No, not France and Belgium, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying the segment. Later, the SFJ Podcast moves to vanquish one of it’s own enemies. Before the SFJ Podcast, there was the SFJ Message Board with a whole host of supervillains. This particular villain was insidious and determined to hang around like cancer, but not as funny. Last, but definitely not least,…

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Episode #81: Toilet Talk

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Belasco, Dr. P . It happens to all of us. You’re out and suddenly you feel the urgent need to relieve yourself. For some people, that means venturing into the heart of darkness known as the public restroom. For others, it means dropping trou and leaving a present on a neighbor’s driveway. In this episode we’ll meet both types of people. Ryan the Germaphobe teaches us how to use the public restroom like a maniac. Meanwhile a different maniac is going around Houston pooping on resident’s lawns.  And, because we go deeper than all the other news outlets, we’ll have an exclusive interview with an individual who was once an accessory to serial pooping. Additionally, we’ll meet some good ole’ fashioned World War 2 cosplayers, some lovely ladies…

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Episode #80: K.I.T.T.A.R.D.S.™

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Dr. P . Cats. Cats! CATS! That’s right, listeners, we’ve finally given up and decided to give you what everybody on the Inter(net) really wants. Cats. These aren’t just normal cats, though. These little guys are special. REAL special. They’re Kittards™. Don’t worry, we’ve still got our usual monkey stuff for ya’. In fact we have a recently declassified exclusive on World War 2 monkeys tunneling out of a Prisoner of War camp. Our favorite Idiot of Facebook tells us how she calls hospitals around the country to ask for the weather forecast. But, is she as dumb as our brand new Idiots of YouTube? You decide. Meanwhile, Professor Stephen Hawking gets jiggy with it, a young boy is disappointingly shot in the head only once,…

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Episode #79: Hollywopoly

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P . We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? We’ll take this question on in our “Rank” segment. Also, war looms on the horizon. All of Facebook is on pins-and-needles over the outcome of the Celebrity Ashes Crisis. Listen helplessly as a family is ripped apart by tragedy and delusion. Our friend Bane (from Batman) answers a question from one of our loyal listeners and tells us about his new job in the service industry. Later on, we’ll play the new boardgame that all…

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Episode #78.5 – The Best of the 40’s

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P Producer: Dr. P, Booze . Belasco was visiting his home swamp down south this week, so P and Booze sifted through old podcasts and slapped together … The Best of the 40’s! No Glenn Miller isn’t in it, and neither is good sound quality or our News ‘Copter. But, we have boiled down episodes 40 through 49.5  for your listening pleasure. We’ve got the Indelible Hulk, the North Korean Monkey Bear Circus, and a Chinese Chinaman who has a very special trick for relieving the constipation of a tiny primate.  So put us on your Victrola, pat your secretary on the behind and ask her to mix you a drink, and down with Hitler! We think shows like this are a nice introduction to what we’re all about.…

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