. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we ask why people seem to hate statues all of a sudden, why nobody seems to be able to create a convincing trouser out of bronze, and why our old pal Dickie spends so much time hanging around antique fair toilets. Then you can join in our fun new quiz… Harry Potter or Harry Notter! If you’re an adult, you won’t know whether these characters are actually from Harry Potter…
Episode #131 – Quiz Sharks!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? SFJ is back! On the long-awaited episode 131, Booze finally gets his Internet back off of Richard Branston and celebrates with an all new game show quiz about Films & Horses! It might be the most confusing quiz ever created & certainly isn’t helped by the constant undermining of the umpire. But you can be the judge. Because we could definitely do with one to keep track of what the hell is going on. Not to be outdone, Professor Chuck Turtleman has a…
Episode #130: The Pie is a Lie!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special edition of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we try to answer the questions that everybody is asking in these turbulent times. Who would win a fight out of deceased rhyming lawyer Johnny Cochran and extremely old cooking lady Mary Berry from the Great British Cake Bake programme? (What’s up, Mary?) Is leaving half an onion by the side of your bed a more effective cure for a gallbladder infection than writing to a doctor lady in a monthly magazine?…
Episode #129: John Daniel was a Good Monkey
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman … But was he the best monkey ever? Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special return to podcasting podcast, we get right back to the Sweet feathery Jesus basics. Monkeys & the people of the Chinese China-regions! John Daniel was a gorilla from Gabon who left his African troubles behind and came to live in England during the glorious reign of Queen Victoria. What a lucky monkey! He drank hard cider, went to posh dinner parties and really really liked watching those guys that fix…
Episode #128: Puppy Love
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my honkies? In this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast, we put the monkeys to one side for a while and concentrate on our canine chums. Yes, this episode features not one, but TWO news stories about dogs! Well, one dog, and a lady who pretends to be one for the purposes of her public loveplay. As feminists, we support her right to do whatever she wants, the silly cow. Also, we ask all the big questions. What ladies magazine features…
Episode #127: Christmas Eve Chinese!
. Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaaat’s Up, my ho ho honkies? In this very special Christmas and New Year Special, we find a slightly refreshed Chuck Turtleman in the middle of celebrating some BIG NEWS. Let’s just say that sleigh bells aren’t the only bells that feature on this podcast! We put our feminist (Christmas) hats on to review the Bumper festive issues of some ladies periodicals and look at the yuletide video from R&B songstress Rita Ora, who is even more scantily clad than usual. And so empowered her top…
Episode #126: The Naughtiest Leader
Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this very special episode, the fellows from your computer/smart phone/ tablet-shaped information device/ fridge delve into the recent democratic disarray. In this auditory extravaganza, you’ll be pleased to hear that Chuck Turtleman has finally solved the problem of the hiss emanating from his 19th-century podcasting set-up, by drowning it out with an even louder annoying buzz. As well as a great deal of background canine cacophony, and North Carolina’s loudest fish tank. The gentlemen get discursive about tiresome podcast sound effects, the inflatable multi-octave R&B songstress, Mariah Carey (who almost married the owner of the tiny island of Australia), and Booze insults our brave Paralympians by confusing them with our brave Specialympians. Or Exceptiolympians, or whatever we’re supposed to call them…
Episode #125: The 2016 Halloween Special!
Featuring: Beardo, Booze, Chuck Turtleman Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies? The boys are back in town, and one of them has managed to convince someone to marry him. Spoiler alert: it’s neither Chuck nor Beardo. Also, this is our very special halloween special, but somehow, no-one remembered to include any halloweeny content, or mention halloween in any way, shape or form. Instead, Chuck and Booze reminisce fondly about Booze’s sham of a wedding, and the first time that they have ever locked (bog)eyes in real life. The gentlemen compete as to their proficiency on wind instruments (that’s not a euphemism), and also discuss some Pants News (because “pants seldom let you down when you need ‘em”). What else? Oh, just psychotic China Leaders, smoking monkeys & some Idiots of Social Networking. You…
Episode #124: Season 2 Finale – Conspiracies! (And Monkeys)
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaaat’s up, my honkies?! This week we have conspired to bring you a very, very special episode of SFJ… it’s our Season 2 finale (some say finalé)! This episode is all about conspiracies, or, in the words of Winston Churchill, “a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, inside a monkey”. As we all know, 9/11 was an inside job, and we get the inside scoop on how it was (probably) all planned out. Chuck is curious about children’s clothing, Beardo brings us an episode from his critically acclaimed Beardo’s True Conspiracies from Australian History, and Booze surprises us with a secret quiz! So stick us in your mystery holes, my honkies, and enjoy this very special Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast! Post scriptum: We’re taking a…
Episode #123.5: A Message from the Management
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? This is not a podcast. It’s just a very special message from Booze and Chuck about the future of Sweet feathery Jesus. Beardo pops up to apologise, as Australians have become used to doing. So stick it in your ear. For a short while. Download This Episode (right-click, “Save link as…”) Subscribe via iTunes, RSS, or Stitcher Contact us Facebook: facebook.com/sfjdotcom Twitter: twitter.com/sfjdotcom Help SFJ and share the fun via… Tweet
Episode #123: We Are All Winners!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? In this moderately special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, we finally hire a young Chinese China Engineer kid off of Craiglist (some say Creggslist) to sort out Chuck Turtleman’s sound. He couldn’t get rid of the hiss, but blimey, he works cheap. Booze is horrified by his old school’s new motto, Beardo speaks some posh Latin, and Chuck uses his famous felon judging skills on the exciting new gameshow… What Did The Naughty Man Do? All this, some Chinese Chinapeople getting scammed by fake jellyfish, some 1950’s French people getting punk’d by the CIA, and Frank leaving his apartment to visit the big city. Which does not go well. So stick us in your ear, my special little snowflake.…
Episode #122: The Italian-Off!
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman, Beardo Whaaaat’s up, my honkies? Long time listeners will know that a certain member of the Sweet Feathery Jesus cast has always had a fraught relationship with technology. Won’t say which, but his name rhymes with “Buck Burtleman”. Long story short, something went wrong with the recording on “Buck”’s end, meaning that we had to use our backup Skype recording. Thanks to Skype being a bit rubbish, Booze sounded like he was shouting through a megaphone, Beardo seemed to be whispering from the West Wing of his mansion, & Turtleman was obscured by a wall of hiss (no change there, then.) We had to remix it with brute force just so we were all audible, meaning it ended up sounding like it’d been dredged up after…