Producer: Booze, Dr. P
As friends we’ve gathered, hearts are true, spirits near… we call to you.
Is there anybody there?
Oh, there you are. Happy Halloween!
Following the runaway success of our Battleship episode, we thought we’d try another board game based crappy movie tie-in. Ouija… The Podcast.
Join us as we attempt to contact the dead before your very ears. You won’t BELIEVE what happens.*
Is there anything more horrific than a toddler? Yes. 3 toddlers. Dr. P brings us a tale of terror that will make you think that Freddie Kreuger might have had the right idea about childcare.
Booze proves beyond any doubt that there’s life after death with the aid of a butterfly and a man called Don, Belasco reads a comic book called Sex Heroes or something and we meet some more lovely locked up ladies in SFJ’s Penitentiary Pen Pals.
Then, in a very special Halloween News Round, we meet a woman with a dead Nan and a haircut from 1983, find out why ‘Lil Bub won’t be going to Tanzania anytime soon and ask whether dead babies can ever be funny.
As it turns out, the answer is no. But we left that bit in anyway.
So turn out the lights, stick us in your ear and remember…
Even a man** who’s pure in heart, and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.
*you will believe what happens.