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142: Paint Or Porno

Posted on April 13, 2019 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment
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It’s a full show, honkies!  Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge.  It’s Paint Or Porno!

In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest battle in the War on Terror is being fought.  We’ll also visit with Bill Cosby and a British Member of Parliament that is being oppressed.

Then, it’s time for everyone’s favorite gang of misfits, Idiots of Facebook!  We’ll look in on Friendzone Frank and his dating woes, Duct Tape Lisa and her family struggles, and Krystal Keith’s life philosophy as expressed through woodworking.

Stick this one in your ears while you’re working the band saw, honkies!

 

 

 

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Episode #104: England is Rubbish

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman

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Whaaaat’s up, me old China plates?

Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on England’s lamest sports, most of which seem to have been invented to give the aristocracy an excuse to fondle each other’s bottoms.

There’s more England bashing in the News Round, as Prince Harry saves animals by murdering them, and we find out that Booze is paying to keep a big fat lady in skinny men and Xboxes.  It’s not all route one, lowest common denominator xenophobia, though.  We also give you our review of HBO’s critically unacclaimed Real Detective(s), meet a lady dwarf with an extra appendage, listen to a lovelorn listener’s letter to Chuck Turtleman, and Beardo pays for his absence last week by performing a Feat of Strength. And we’re probably the only podcast you’ll listen to this week that features a flashback within a flashback, followed by a flashback. (That last flashback isn’t within the first flashback, though. That would be confusing.)

So put the saucepan lids to bed, pour yourself a nice warm pint, and stick this in yer bleedin’ ear’ole, my honkies.
Gertcha!

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Episode #97: What’s Up, My Honkies

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman

Producer: Chuck Turtleman, Booze, Belasco

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Let’s clear up a bit of listener confusion. Contrary to popular belief, Mr Turtleman is not retiring from the podcast. He’s just being a crazy maverick & refusing to play by the rules like Belasco & Booze & all you other lame-O squares do.

He still brings us the News Round, though. But now he does it whilst chewing bubble gum, turning his hat backwards & wearing blue jeans & white sneakers. This week, we meet a Brazilian bodybuilder who asks “Do you even inject, bro?” & a Canadian Chinaman who likes turtles so much he attaches almost 53 of them to to his legs & under-regions. Or maybe they’re tortoises. Hard to tell.

We continue the tale of our new Idiot of Facebook  Krystal Keith & his completely trustworthy mustachioed lady, Booze goes into battle with an old girlfriend he hasn’t seen for over half of his life & Belasco celebrates Star Track Day.

Beam Me Up, Scotty!

Links

  • The Indelible Hulk Pt. 2 (http://dailym.ai/1Ae9PQ7)
  • Turtle Pants Smuggler (http://bit.ly/1Ae9MUq)
  • GOOOOAAAAAAL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-9XcvKawS0)

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Episode #82: Booze Invades Paris

Posted on June 13, 2014 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco, Dr. P

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In this episode we make up for the lack of monkeys in the previous episode with two monkey stories. Actually, there are three monkey stories if you count Booze’s recent trip to that primate house known as France. Dr. P will introduce us to two warring factions that will make you hope for their mutually assured destruction. No, not France and Belgium, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying the segment.

Later, the SFJ Podcast moves to vanquish one of it’s own enemies. Before the SFJ Podcast, there was the SFJ Message Board with a whole host of supervillains. This particular villain was insidious and determined to hang around like cancer, but not as funny.

Last, but definitely not least, we meet Frank (aka: Frankie, Friendzone Frank, Frankie the Mobster, Frankie the Rascal, Hey Asshole, and That Goomba in New Jersey). We didn’t think it was possible for an Idiot of Facebook to come in and fill the gap left by Duct Tape Lisa so completely, but Frank has wedged himself in there real good.

All this and more awaits you in this longer-than-average edition of the podcast.

Please stick it in your ears and share it with a friend.

 

 

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Show Notes

  • 00:45 – Intro
  • 01:33 – Booze Invades France, France Surrenders
  • 06:21 – Douche vs. Douche ( http://bit.ly/1q90gLO )
  • 16:25 – Stefano! ( http://bit.ly/1q8ZUoj )
  • 19:35 – Rank – Worst Comedian
  • 32:37 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 33:30 – Pilfmolmolmogin’ Monkeys ( http://dailym.ai/1q8ZSNk )
  • 39:03 – Make Me Asian! ( http://dailym.ai/1q8ZRc9 )
  • 43:42 – The Most Dangerous Game ( http://dailym.ai/1q8ZNsV )
  • 47:47 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 1:04:50 – Closer

 


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Episode #60.5 – DuckDuckGo

Posted on December 15, 2012 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment
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Mike from SOLDOUTCast shares with us an amazing website (GimpsGoneWild.com), Booze’s mother mistakes him for one of England’s most beloved celebrities, and Belasco is frustrated by Dr. P’s latest obsession, DuckDuckGo.com.

P.S. – we didn’t mean it.

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Episode #60.5

 


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Episode #55: Three Men and an Onion

Posted on September 1, 2012 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco

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In which Dr. P tries to get accepted into the Guinness Book of World Records (Onion section), Belasco falls madly in love with a nice young lady who’s getting her anus tattooed & Booze wants you to know that song isn’t really in his key.

We insult the memory of a dead England soccer captain, laugh at an unfortunate German & reveal that we prefer our Jesus to have a beard, if at all possible.

There may be a lion loose in this podcast, so please remain in your caravans and keep all doors and windows closed.

 

 

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