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146 – No Such Thing as Too Much Shrimp

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Whaaaat’s up, all our still subscribed honkies!

We’re back! Well, at least Belasco and Turtleman are back while Booze is on-assignment in a far-off land.  In the meantime, we’ll catch you up on a very Idiot-heavy News Round, how Belasco is becoming the next Ghandi for 16 hours a day, a meta Idiot of Facebook, and how Peter Parker got caught up in nasty custody battle.

We’ll also check-in with Turtleman’s regular feature, “Professor Chuck Turtleman’s Guide to the Marvel Universe”.  This time he watched “Captain America: The First Avenger”.  After his review of “Thor”, there’s nowhere else to go but up.

Plus, you’ll get discussion on outrage culture, Quentin Tarantino’s latest film, Turtleman’s new aquarium obsession, and ways to take this little production of ours to the next level.

Stick it in your ears! (Or “ear” as the case may be.)

 

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142: Paint Or Porno

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It’s a full show, honkies!  Just like we promised Belasco, Booze, and Turtleman are together again and this time we’re bringing you a new game that challenges your interior decorating/adult film knowledge.  It’s Paint Or Porno!

In the News Round segment, Turtleman takes us to mysterious, far-away places like Wichita, Kansas where the latest battle in the War on Terror is being fought.  We’ll also visit with Bill Cosby and a British Member of Parliament that is being oppressed.

Then, it’s time for everyone’s favorite gang of misfits, Idiots of Facebook!  We’ll look in on Friendzone Frank and his dating woes, Duct Tape Lisa and her family struggles, and Krystal Keith’s life philosophy as expressed through woodworking.

Stick this one in your ears while you’re working the band saw, honkies!

 

 

 

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Episode #112: A Very North Korean Christmas

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Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman

 

Meeeeeerry Christmas, my ho ho honkies!

Ever wondered what Christmas is like in the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea?

Of course you have. Well, wonder no more. On this very special festive edition of Sweet Feathery Jesus, we talk, live via satellite, to an undercover correspondent embedded behind the Bamboo Curtain!

But not before we pay a musical tribute to our favourite Idiot of Facebook, Turtleman takes to the snowy skies in his Holiday Copter, Beardo embraces feminism & Booze is poisoned live on the podcast.

Also making our Yuletide gay is our old pal Dicky, who brings us a very special Christmas “Just the Tip”, YouTube sensation Stefano, with a very special erotic Christmas song, and all the bang up to date brussels sprout news you can shake a sleigh bell at.

So pour yourself a disgusting drink you wouldn’t even dream of imbibing for the rest of the year, gather the family around the tree and stick this in ALL your earholes. It’s Christmas! (Special thanks to Sam from the Kimchi Chronicles and Strange Times, who really IS in Korea, you know. Although there’s no way you’d be able to tell from listening to the podcast. We might as well have got Belasco to do one of his funny voices. It would’ve been a lot easier)

(Our favourite actress Shirley MacLaine is played by Gravy Hayes.)

 

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Episode #108: Shanglefrangle! (Schadenfreude!)

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze

 

حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That’s the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real ShangleFest of Frangelic proportions. From the transgendered to the transabled, from a comatose Swiss Spaniard to an unfortunate Danish zoo animal, from the city of Iran to the television screens of South ChinaKorea, you’ll laugh until you join us for eternity in Satan’s embrace.

That, a healthy dose of casual racism and over 450 pounds of Friendzone Frank, in this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast.

So fire up the Shanglefrangle alarm and stick us in your cotton-filled earholes, my legally blind honkies!

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Episode #106: World’s Biggest Dick!

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
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Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously “refreshed” sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over an hour. Which was a bit like trying to get a chimpanzee to fix Apollo 13.

This tension carries over into the show, and two beloved SFJ segments are abandoned for good.

Chuck takes up the copter (without asking for permission) for the News Round, in which a hippy from Hawaii has bollocks for brains and a dolphin as a midwife, and Beardo’s homeland is sprouting up messiahs left, right and center. We also examine the world’s largest penis, but come to find that the biggest dick on the internet may in fact be one (or all) of us. But don’t worry, this episode has at least one monkey in it, and a healthy dose of casual racism. So wrap your dolphin-proof panties over your 19-inch member, pray to Aussie Jesus(es), and jam us tight into your ear-holes for a very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast!

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Episode #105: The Ed for President!

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman
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Whaaaaaaaat’s up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed!

Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new government of The Ed, for The Ed, and by The Ed.

Chuck takes the copter up for the News Round, and brings us a story from Belasco’s back yard, about a wizard who is being rather careless with his (or her?) raw meat. Also, this week’s Idiots of Facebook is all about Chuck Turtleman’s favorite “thing” on the internet: Duct Tape Lisa. Grab your socks and prepare for the #Shanglefrangle alert, this one’s a doozy!

All that, a bullied Belascopath, and a thoughtful analysis of the ongoing North/South Korea China-conflict, on this week’s Sweet Feathery Jesus.

So stick us in your aural orifices, and vote The Ed, 2016.

 

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