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SFJ Special: Dr. P’s Summer News Round #01

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Dr. P, Belasco, Booze
Producer: Dr. P 

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Hey guys…  mind if I take up the copter up for the News Round over the summer?  Don’t worry, I’ll have guests.  Like this episode’s special guests.  I can’t tell you who they are here, because our Canadian listeners hate spoilers. 

In our very first news round story, we take to the skies of Kalamazoo, Michigan, a city whose name is only outdone by their local baseball team’s halftime act. Then we go to familiar territory and visit North Korea, and see what naughty China-leader Kim Jong Il, Jr. is up to.  Hint: it’s some of the worst torture his people have ever been put through.  And finally, we end up in another familiar place for News Round stories, the sunshine state of Florida.  But this time, we aren’t talking about Port-a-John campers or meth addicts with guns up their lady parts.  Nope, we explore why the state is so popular with retirees, and learn that this even applies to monkeys. 

So get in the batting box, loosen up that arm, and put me in your ear holes.  But be gentle, it’s my first time.

 

 

 

Rundown

  • 0:00 – Intro
  • 01:19 – Kalamazoo Monkey Dog Rodeo
  • 11:25 – So you want a Korea in television programming?
  • 19:35 – Monkeys’ Florida Retirement
  • 24:47 – Closing statements

 


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Episode #77: A Very Naughty Monkey

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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Due to cutbacks, our intrepid reporter Dr. P has had to change his mode of news gathering transportation. A little thing like that won’t stop him, though. Join us as we investigate the zoo in North Korean capital Poonyang, the very naughty monkey-ridden streets of India, and most hair-raisingly of all… the classrooms of Florida.

Work has been slow for Bane off of Batman since The Dark Knight Rises. We find him on a Qatari construction site with a fun new best friend and his very own toilet bucket.

Meanwhile, we Rank the Worst Pets in Movies, which sends Belasco off on a vitriolic and sustained tirade against one of the best loved animals in cinema history. And Booze compares a cat to Gordon Ramsay.

Oh, and we reveal which great big fat dead actor who was in The Godfather had a secret NASCAR obsession. You won’t BELIEVE who it is!

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  • 00:45 – Intro
  • 02:00 – Marius Update (http://cnn.it/1fNce3m)
  • 03:35 – Ask Bane
  • 06:31 – Rank
  • 13:22 – News Round
  • 14:00 – Poonyang Zoo (http://dailym.ai/1fNcgIy)
  • 17:40 – Pervy Professor (http://bit.ly/1fNccIP)
  • 21:40 – Very Naughty Monkey (http://dailym.ai/1fNchw2)
  • 27:30 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 32:11 – What Did Dr. P Learn About His Phone This Week?
  • 34:49 – Outro

 

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Episode #66: Swampy!

Posted on June 1, 2013 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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66In which official SFJ mascot Swampy dispenses valuable hygiene advice for our younger listeners, a Korean Chinaman Woman sticks Crisco-stroke-Crisp ‘n Dry into her head and Dr P promises to box a kangaroo. As long as the kangaroo agrees to abide by the Marquess of Queensbury rules.

We discover that the Dalai Lama of Facebook is a bloke called Dave, criticise the production values of a Chinese Monkey Bear Circus and show our still missing friend Hiccup just how much we love him.

All this and the return of When Tortoises Attack. It’s a scene, man!

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  • 00:00 – Swampy pt. 1
  • 01:00 – Intro
  • 02:00 – Hiccup, Where Have You Gone?
  • 03:34 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 11:20 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 11:25 – Monkey Bear Circus Redux (http://dailym.ai/146HOHk)
  • 17:05 – Cooking Oil Facelift (http://dailym.ai/146HVTp)
  • 21:20 – Brain Drain (http://dailym.ai/146I214)
  • 25:42 – When Tortoises Attack (http://bit.ly/146IY5z)
  • 28:43 – Swampy pt. 2
  • 29:38 – Closer

 


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Episode #62.5 – Iranian Space Monkey

Posted on February 9, 2013 by Belasco Posted in Podcast 5 Comments
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  • 00:00 – Open/Intro
  • 02:39 – Dead Dad Advice
  • 11:35 – Ask Bane
  • 15:11 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 15:42 – Doodle Diddler in Trouble Again
  • 20:10 – Love, Waffle House Style
  • 22:23 – Iranian Space Monkey
  • 27:54 – New Zealand Cat Hater
  • 33:36 – Close

 

 

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Episode #59.5 – Deep Probing

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment
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A special show that we release regularly to subscribers of the SFJ Podcast feed and Stitcher listeners.

If you could go back to one year in your life and re-live it, what year would it be? This is the daunting question we tackle on this  episode. Also, Belasco finds another film to watch, Dr. P’s News Round turns into a beautiful love story and Booze explains to us the comedic richness of the ferret.

 

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Episode #55: Three Men and an Onion

Posted on September 1, 2012 by Belasco Posted in Podcast Leave a comment

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze, Belasco

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In which Dr. P tries to get accepted into the Guinness Book of World Records (Onion section), Belasco falls madly in love with a nice young lady who’s getting her anus tattooed & Booze wants you to know that song isn’t really in his key.

We insult the memory of a dead England soccer captain, laugh at an unfortunate German & reveal that we prefer our Jesus to have a beard, if at all possible.

There may be a lion loose in this podcast, so please remain in your caravans and keep all doors and windows closed.

 

 

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  • Stories from Dr. P’s News Round (http://bitly.com/bundles/o_43aq0rufgq/7)

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