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Episode #81: Toilet Talk

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Belasco, Dr. P

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It happens to all of us. You’re out and suddenly you feel the urgent need to relieve yourself.

For some people, that means venturing into the heart of darkness known as the public restroom. For others, it means dropping trou and leaving a present on a neighbor’s driveway.

In this episode we’ll meet both types of people. Ryan the Germaphobe teaches us how to use the public restroom like a maniac. Meanwhile a different maniac is going around Houston pooping on resident’s lawns.  And, because we go deeper than all the other news outlets, we’ll have an exclusive interview with an individual who was once an accessory to serial pooping.

Additionally, we’ll meet some good ole’ fashioned World War 2 cosplayers, some lovely ladies decide to relieve a different kind of urge in public for charity, and we learn how they handle being “catfished” in the Philippines. Hint: not very well.

So, please take this exciting and educational edition of the SFJ podcast and stick it where it belongs.

 

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Episode #80: K.I.T.T.A.R.D.S.™

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Cats. Cats! CATS!

That’s right, listeners, we’ve finally given up and decided to give you what everybody on the Inter(net) really wants. Cats.

These aren’t just normal cats, though. These little guys are special. REAL special. They’re Kittards™.

Don’t worry, we’ve still got our usual monkey stuff for ya’. In fact we have a recently declassified exclusive on World War 2 monkeys tunneling out of a Prisoner of War camp. Our favorite Idiot of Facebook tells us how she calls hospitals around the country to ask for the weather forecast. But, is she as dumb as our brand new Idiots of YouTube? You decide.

Meanwhile, Professor Stephen Hawking gets jiggy with it, a young boy is disappointingly shot in the head only once, and a Chinese Chinaman’s trousers fly off as he’s accidentally blown into the stratosphere.

Oh, and one of us eats some herbal confectionary sent in by a listener. What could possibly go wrong?

So stick this in your ear and remember what Harrison Ford so nearly said… It ain’t the size of the candy bar, honey. It’s the dosage.

This show was proudly sponsored by The Venice Cookie Company and Darik Datta’s Kittard™ Ranch.

But still not Audible. Bastards.

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Episode #79: Hollywopoly

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79We’re back with one of our most explosive episodes ever. The SFJ insiders scored a major news exclusive involving arms deals, government officials, and chinese food. No need to get up, because we deliver. Speaking of delivering, what’s the worst mode of transportation in a movie? We’ll take this question on in our “Rank” segment.

Also, war looms on the horizon. All of Facebook is on pins-and-needles over the outcome of the Celebrity Ashes Crisis. Listen helplessly as a family is ripped apart by tragedy and delusion. Our friend Bane (from Batman) answers a question from one of our loyal listeners and tells us about his new job in the service industry.

Later on, we’ll play the new boardgame that all the cool Hollywood types are going to go nuts for, and say goodbye to a beloved Idiot.

Stick it in your ears!

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  • 00:36 – Intro
  • 01:05 – Booze’s Nan
  • 02:35 – Idiots of Facebook
  • 19:29 – Hollywopoly
  • 21:02 – Everybody Be Pilfmolmolmogin’
  • 22:37 – Ask Bane
  • 26:27 – Rank – Worst Movie Transportation
  • 32:59 – Leland Yee’s Golden Arms
  • 36:33 – Dr. P’s News Round
  • 36:57 – Travis the Chimp
  • 45:08 – Vaseline Breasts
  • 49:20 – Copenhagen Lions
  • 53:18 – Close

 

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