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Episode #61 – A Very Cockney Christmas Special

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, Hiccup
Producer: Booze

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Merry Christmas! 

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It’s a time for celebration, and nobody celebrates like the Cockneys of London’s East End.

Renowned cookery author and anthropologist Ben from the I Am Idiot Podcast (http://bit.ly/iamidiot) joins us to share his intimate knowledge of this fascinating people. We learn all about their mainly fruit based rhyming slang, listen to some literally incredible Cockney facts, and meet two famous actors engaged in a fierce battle to be the most Cockney man in the universe.

Come with us as we attempt to learn the Cockney accent, under the expert tutelage of Hollywood dialect coach Dr. Dave Ph.D,Professor of the Dramatic Arts at Connecticut University. By the end of this podcast, you’ll be able to speak fluent Cockney, just like Don Cheadle. And Hiccup.Yes, Hiccup is back. It’s a Christmas miracle!We also attempt to answer the big Christmas questions. Do shepherds really wash their socks by night? Was the Baby Jesus the best of all the Jesuses? And did he have a car seat for the ride back from Bethlehem?The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes… they probably just heard our old friend, YouTube sensation Stefano! treating us to an “agoostiguvvah” of a Christmas classic.

Bane off of Batman helps a listener with a yuletide family dispute, Booze celebrates a terrifying voodoo Xmas and Belasco has a spectacular festive surprise up his trouser legs for us all.

And when Dr P isn’t very audibly enjoying his special seasonal medicine, he brings us an all-Xmas edition of his News Round. What will be in the ‘copter with him this week?

 

So pour yourself a huge cup of egg nog, pull up a massive brussels sprout & join us for the SFJ Bumper Christmas Special.

 

Gawd bless us, every one!

Show Notes

  • 00:50 – Intro
  • 01:25 – Christmas Chat
  • 03:00 – Christmas Voodoo
  • 04:25 – Worst Presents
  • 05:38 – Ask Bane
  • 07:35 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/TgJoDV)
  • 09:45 – A Cockney Christmas
  • 17:20 – How to Speak Cockney
  • 28:50 – I Am Idiot (http://bit.ly/iamidiot)
  • 31:00 – Should Belasco Watch This Film
  • 33:10 – Belasco’s Disco Dance Spectacular
  • 35:00 – Dr P’s News Round (Unicorn Lair)
  • 38:00 – Bad Teacher
  • 42:00 – Bad Parade Float Guy
  • 48:11 – Dancing Corpse-nam Style
  • 50:00 – Her Majesty The Queen Addresses SFJ

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Episode #60.5 – DuckDuckGo

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Mike from SOLDOUTCast shares with us an amazing website (GimpsGoneWild.com), Booze’s mother mistakes him for one of England’s most beloved celebrities, and Belasco is frustrated by Dr. P’s latest obsession, DuckDuckGo.com.

P.S. – we didn’t mean it.

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Episode #60: Honky Tonk Alan

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
Producer: Booze

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In which it’s all about the nicknames. What’s the most sarcastic nickname you ever heard? Can you give yourself a nickname? Who’s got the MOST nicknames? And if you lived in the Southern United States, what nickname would you give a fellow called Tommy who had one black toe? Hmmmm.

We find out some some surprising facts about the afterlife from a lovely lady with a dead son and a cold hand. Do all Hitlers really go to heaven? And if so, wouldn’t it all just kick off between the Führer and Anne Frank?

Belasco and Booze get embroiled in an ill advised game of “Who can do the worst Australian accent?”, Dr P takes a little friend for a ride in his SFJ News ‘Copter & our new Agony Aunt, Bane off of Batman, gives a troubled young listener advice about his Sex Nan problem.

Oh, & Stefano goes electric!

 

Show Notes

  • 1:35 – Ask Bane
  • 3:18 – Nicknames
  • 13:48 – News Round
  • 14:15 – Aligator Sitter
  • 19:30 – Devil Baby
  • 22:25 – Should Belasco Watch This Film?
  • 24:35 – What Will Heaven be Like?
  • 42:33 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/VlbyID)

 

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Episode #59.5 – Deep Probing

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If you could go back to one year in your life and re-live it, what year would it be? This is the daunting question we tackle on this  episode. Also, Belasco finds another film to watch, Dr. P’s News Round turns into a beautiful love story and Booze explains to us the comedic richness of the ferret.

 

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Episode #59: Baldgust!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P
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Here at SFJ we applaud the brave gentlemen participating in Movember and in no way think that, far from it being any kind of hardship, they’re all secretly delighted to have an excuse to grow a moustache without anybody accusing them of being a homosexual sailor from the 1970’s.

But you may not share our view of these hirsute heroes. Perhaps you think the event has been hijacked by a bunch of narcissistic ponces. That it’s become almost as annoying as Comic Relief. Maybe you think Movember has well & truly jumped the walrus.

If this is the case, we suggest you shave the top of your head, leave the back and sides and join us for our new cancer fundraising idea. Next August, we’re introducing… Baldgust!

If you cultivate a combover, we’ll sponsor you double.

Meanwhile, Booze shows off his fancy footwork, Belasco displays why he wasn’t invited to the Royal Wedding and Dr. P introduces us to a Chinamanwoman so devoid of a sense of humor that she gets all upset about being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to dance around in her knickers. Even though it was all a joke!

The nerve of some people.

So… come on bald for Baldgust!

 

Show Notes

  • News Round Outtake (00:00)
  • Booze Taps ‘dat Ass (01:25)
  • Baldgust! (03:15)
  • Should Belasco Watch This? (10:55)
  • Pippa’s Party Book (13:13)
  •  Dr. P’s News Round [Toothbrush] (19:50)
  • 14 Year-old’s “Womanly Curves”(24:30)
  • Reporter/Practical Joke Victim has No Sense of Humor (27:05)
  • Owl Thief (30:42)
  • Outro (38:08)
  • Stinger (39:18)

 

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Episode #58.5 – Jimmy Savile Was a Bit Weird

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In this episode we discuss the molestation accusations of the late, British television personality, Jimmy Savile. Was Jimmy a bad boy? Booze helps us get down to the bottom of it. Dr. P tells us about a guy who got down to the bottom of a can of tuna. And, speaking of tuna, Belasco continues to stink up the joint with lame jokes and bad impressions.

It’s everything you’ve come to expect from a .5 and LESS!

 

 

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