Yeah, but I hate Ed McMahon more.
Yeah, but I hate Ed McMahon more.
That son-of-a-whore still owes me a check...Originally Posted by Phantom Nut Syndrome
Yeah, but I hate Ed McMahon more.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The Shadow knows!
Mwahahahahaha!
He is the antichrist.
Proof?
Star Search (promising wealth and fame)
Sitting at Johnny's side, pretending to laugh(biding his time till Johnny died)
Publisher's clearing house (more wealth and fame)
Its deep.
If you take Edward that = 6 McMahon = 7, but you remove the small c and its 6, Johnny = 6 Carson = 6
Come man....its in Revelations!
Also for more than 20 years he would show to the show filthy stinking drunk. Most people still don't know that the cup he was drinking out of had some of that top shelf stuff.
THE GOVERNMENT. And excessive fuckin taxes.
OOOOPs now I have to go destroy my computer and disapear.
After reading all these posts, I feel like amending my list... but I won't on accounta, you guys already said it once.
1. Liars
2. Immigrants – illegal or otherwise – who hate or even just do not appreciate this country and simply come here to use it, kind of like a toilet
3. Rude or ill mannered people
4. Taxes
5. Republicans
6. Democrats
7. Irresponsible people
8. People that have kids that shouldn’t
9. Getting ripped off
10. The complete failure of this country's media to do their job
11. Running out of milk and not finding out till 10:00pm
1. Left lane hogs
2. People who think global warming is bad. I want Florida weather to move North.
3. Liscensing scumbags who think I can piece together the Star Wars soundtrack from my downloaded David Hall bits.
4. People who piss in my pool.
5. People who start their letter to the editor with "I am sick and tired ..."
6. Intersections where the left lane is "left turn and straight only" and the right lane is "right turn only". WTF?
7. People who do not get into the middle of the fucking intersection while waiting to turn left.
8. The fact that in some states I MUST wear seatbelt but wearing a helmut on a motorcycle is optional.
9. Property taxes and the douchebags who think they can raise them every year.
10. My kid's school who gave a bunch of days off because we had no snow days this year. I thought it was 180 days of school minimum, not maximum. I'm paying for a service here.
11. A doctor who calls me by my first name. Screw him, if he wants to be called "Dr. Dork", than he has to call me Mr. Dickhead.
12. Lawn companies who "continue service year to year unless you cancel." Fuck that, my policy is to only pay for shit I explicity ask for.
13. Restaurants that look fancy but are no more than shitty diners.
14. Assholes who go into the convenience store while their car hogs up a gas lane. Hurry the fuck up in there!
15. Tip jars on counters.
16. People who jump the line in amusement parks.
17. Singers on subway cars.
18. Barney
19. All those fees on my cell phone bill
20. Clinton & Gore
21. Windoze
22. When the coffee maker overflows
23. When the ice maker freezes solid
24. When .....
25. People who ...
26. Companies that ...
27. Drivers who ...
...
5423. My cable company
5423. People who leave after communion ....
5424. Lack of spell checkers on forum software.
I can see getting pissed for running out of beer at 10 pm. But, why in the world would anyone want milk after 10 pm?
A drunken bowl of cereal after all the drinking?
Where'd the catfish go?
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