What pisses you off?

[Boss]

Threads about what piss me off.

[CommunistaCow]

Hard to tell, Commie, hard to tell. Unless there's a signifier, tone & manner are often lost in posts here. I'm sure you've seen a lot of kooks around here get their panties in a bunch. Sorry for the miscommunication.

Hey, wait a minute. How the hell did you know I wear panties? Talk about something that pisses me off.

Speaking about the subject of the thread, I'm a pretty laid back guy who doesn't get too cheesed about much. But, if I had to list something:

1. Hillary Clinton - she's the Manchurian candidate and the anti-christ all in one
2. Most every other politician
3. Every whiney-ass single-issue group what thinks I give a rat's ass about saving the mosquitoes in ANWR
4. Idiots who think that government gives us things
5. Sleeveless cycling jerseys - "oh gawd how I hate that filthy, foul..."
6. Actors/musicians what think I care about their cause, which is really nothing more than a futile attempt to inject meaning into their worthless, phony lives
7. Malted balls - who the thought this was a good idea?
8. John Stewart - you're a C-list actor for crying out loud
9. Al Gore smothering his doped up wife on TV - it still haunts me
10. Is-lamb

[KungFuJesus]

1. Traffic
2. Women


Anything else I can at least attempt to avoid completely.

[Bleached Out Almond Eye]

1. Lies
2. Scientoligists/Tom Cruise
3. Lame PHS Repeats
4. Pompous Idiots
5. Lame PHS Repeats
6. Mosquitoes
7. The Blame Game
8. Jerry Springer guests
9. Backstage pass commercial break music
10. LAME PHS REPEATS

[Raghead]

1.) The "Let's hate Bush because it's popular" Bandwagon

2.) Disney

3.) Michael Moore's fat-ass and his fat-ass ego.

4.) Greenday

5.) Gothic kids who feel that life is so terrible to them that they need to wear black eyeliner and black pants in 113 degree Arizona heat.

6.) Not supporting American Troops

7.) Nowadays TV Sitcoms

8.) Looking in the mirror and realizing your Butt-Ugly

9.) PG-13 "Scary" Movies that aren't scary, but just a waste of money

10.) Always restricted to having to wear pants

[Spooner]

1. Lies
2. Scientoligists/Tom Cruise
3. Lame PHS Repeats
4. Pompous Idiots
5. Lame PHS Repeats
6. Mosquitoes
7. The Blame Game
8. Jerry Springer guests
9. Backstage pass commercial break music
10. LAME PHS REPEATS

I thought *I* couldn't be more disgusted with "lame PHS repeats"... then I read this schweet post. Hey, ain't you the same one who posted that hellacious "Morton's Toe" quote way back when? You oughta post more often, you buffoon.

[Raghead]

He also had a suggestive picture to go along with it.

[The Dude]

1. People who blindly follow a political party line...loudly.
2. Germans.
3. People who have lived in this country for years but still "no speaka de ingles."
4. The color 'puce'.
5. Trolls and Flamers.
6. Short People.
7. Randy Neuman.
8. Randy Jackson.
9. Michael Jackson.
10. White kids who wants to be black.

Wow, went stream of consciousness there for the last few.

[AB]

1. Child molesters/abusers
2. Complainers
3. Department of Tranportation (commercial vehicles)
4. 99.5% of truckdrivers (see #2)
5. Partisan politics
6. Hitting a full house against 4 of a kind
7. People who talk in a movie theater
8. Toll roads
9. Lazy people
10. People who drive slow in the middle lane of a three lane highway

[Dr. P]

1. People who blindly follow a political party line...loudly.
2. Germans.
3. People who have lived in this country for years but still "no speaka de ingles."
4. The color 'puce'.
5. Trolls and Flamers.
6. Short People.
7. Randy Neuman.
8. Randy Jackson.
9. Michael Jackson.
10. White kids who wants to be black.

Wow, went stream of consciousness there for the last few.

Except for Randy Neuman, you racked it. AB hit it out of the park.