What pisses you off?

[Quipa]

I was just on “Another life imitates Phil” thread and left a rather ‘off the subject’ reply which made me make this new thread. “What pisses you off” Top ten list.
1. Margaret Gray without colon cancer (last night’s flashback) 6-12-06
2. Immigrants who lived here for more than 5 years and still can’t speak the language.
3. Pansies
4. The ACLU
5. O.J. Simpson
6. The Family Guy
7. That the Islamic terrorists being held at Guintomino Bay are being treated better than the American POW’s that are being held in San Diego.
8. Opie and Anthony
9. WDVE the ‘so called’ rock radio station of Pittsburgh
10. Allah

[The BYP]

1. Tailgaters.
2. Tweekers
3. Reruns
4. Michael Moore's smugness.
5. Bill Mahers' smugness
6. Smugness.
7. Howard Stern when he rants about Bush (I love him when he doesn't)
8. The media
9. Politicians.
10. Gangsta rap that promotes violence and the degrading of women.

[Spooner]

1. PHS repeats this close to the end.
2. Dumb lemming whores with dime-a-dozen lower-back tats
3. Henry Rollins trying to be a comedian (and failing miserably)
4. Hypocrites who complain about the "toxicity" of second-hand smoke who are content to drive cars that kick out 10,000 times more toxins
5. Punk teenagers who try to copy the late '60s & '70s "styles" (come up w/your own generational shtick, huh?)
6. Bandwagon, brainwashed college "liberals" who've never had to pay their way through life, nor have ever left the country (i.e., Michael Moore disciples)
7. John Stewart - the biggest, most overrated steaming pantload on television
8. Soccer moms who put speed bumps all over their precious residential streets (floor it, next time you drive down their street - and pitch a lit cigarette out your window, a la Ted Bell).
9. Coffee drinks in sizes named anything other than goddamn "small," "medium," and "f'ing large"
10. Bono ("Boner" as Austin calls him) - If I ever see that self-righteous mick charlatan, I'm gonna tear off those stupid, childish, stale, tired-ass shades and piss on 'em. I'll take the jail time.

[CommunistaCow]

Damn Impaler, you on the short side of your meds today?

[Spooner]

Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, Communist, but I think you failed to read the topic heading; it wasn't "Top Ten Julie Andrews Movies."

[melon]

emo
hip hop fashion
conspiracy theories
the BCS (no playoff in college football)
crappy sports officiating
steriods in sports
people who think everything is "racism"
forced diversity
open borders
taxes

[TheWagesofSin]

the sewer beneath ann coulter's nose
al gore's voice
cel phones and the twats who can't get off of them
talk show sycophants
my itchy nutsack

[The Sav]

10 things that piss me off. (In no particular order)

1. People who you think are driving drunk, but really have a cell phone stitched to their ear.
2. Catch 22's
3. People who think they're better/ more important than you.
4. Movies that look good on commercials but really blow chimp when you see them.
5. Telemarketers and their stupid ass, auto calling system that dials you and no one on their end responds until the 6th time they've called you in one night.
6. Promise breakers... we've all broken a promise before but I'm talking about the one's who ritualistically do it. They're pretty much in league with pathelogical liars.
7. Megalomaniacs, egomaniacs and the like.
8. Budgets, paying bills and financial stuff. I like doing it and I'm good at it, but the idea of having to deal with it almost daily, pisses me off.
9. Reality TV... I get sucked in, only to be dissapointed every single time.
10. People who take the trivial and turn it into something serious. i.e. sports, social funtions, BBQ's, work related things. These people make life harder for everyone else and they're too self absorbed in their own bs, that they don't even realize that the rest of us want to punch them in the face.

[CommunistaCow]

Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, Communist, but I think you failed to read the topic heading; it wasn't "Top Ten Julie Andrews Movies."

Umm, I was kidding Billy - I just forgot the pokey-stick thing.

Besides, is anyone ever truly offended on SFJ?

[Spooner]

Hard to tell, Commie, hard to tell. Unless there's a signifier, tone & manner are often lost in posts here. I'm sure you've seen a lot of kooks around here get their panties in a bunch. Sorry for the miscommunication.