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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter_Bellhaven @ Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:30 am
    Quote Originally Posted by TheWagesofSin @ Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:32 am
    The one where Walter Bellhaven threw his wife out of the car on the grapevine, referred to his mother in law as "the creature", and threw HIMSELF out of the car at the end has got to be the greatest bit of all time.
    That was Herb Sewell.
    Whoops!!! Guess I've got Walter on the brain. Please don't send me on a fishing trip with Randall Toomey.

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    Bush's Da-Da!-Vernon Dozier bit December 2002.

    Jim Sadler tailgating people, featuring some guy named Marty from Canada. "Big Man Marty" Its also the one where Jim hangs his arm out the window, hooks his pinky finger and says "Oh-Ya!" like the Macho Man.

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    I love the bit with the Pope's hat. Looks like rolled up cardboard, and whenever you see him, he shakes like a bowl of Jello.

    Lloyd kicking the baby stroller out of the elevator.

    Bosell using a jackhammer to imitate a stutter like one of his daughter's friends.

    Sadler not letting the old guy go to the bathroom at Regan's funeral, then starts playing Ping Pong and calling his wife a whore.

    The list goes on and on....

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    WOW...my first post with people as far gone as me! As a new listner, about a month or so, Bobbie Dooley and her husband Steve absolutely kill me!!! So anything with them I'm loving.

    Also Jay Santos when he said him and the guys from the auxillary police counsel high school girls off campus without parental consent, using convertables so everyone can see nothing is going on!?!?
    Oh my gahhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Pettigrew @ Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:04 pm
    Bush's Da-Da!-Vernon Dozier bit December 2002.

    Jim Sadler tailgating people, featuring some guy named Marty from Canada. "Big Man Marty" Its also the one where Jim hangs his arm out the window, hooks his pinky finger and says "Oh-Ya!" like the Macho Man.

    Oh yes, I remember Big Man Marty, the doctor seemed to doubt Big Marty's claims of being a wrestler....this is my favorite Dr Sadler bit

    Dr. Sadler (to Lloyd Bonofide and Big Marty) -If you jammed your brakes on me I'd put you in a human torture rack, you guys would both be torches,, you'd light up the night--
    Lloyd: Oh, is that right...if you were in front of me right now--
    Dr. Sadler: Please, I have big arms, I'm ripped-
    Big Marty: Your arms don't bother anybody because I also got big armmssss, I wrestled for fourteen yearsssss

    Dr. Sadler: Do you know what a slingshot powerbomb is?

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    Anything from the goth era of R.C. "Barnabus" Collins usually twists my tits.

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    Pizza call
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    C Norton, Beasts on the Bikepath
    Trina Speed Bag
    Mrs. Edelman
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    Bud orders Chinese

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    Great thread,y'all
    now,where do I start?
    the Jay/Llloyd belt sander bit
    Vernon and the bird-the moment when phil loses it during the GREEN MILE reference is GOLD,i'm tellin you
    RC and the Donkey show
    The Angry Liberal smacking his autistic son
    all you can eat negro
    Herb at the Michael Jackson trial-my first bit!

    Loads of other cool stuff
    I'll always be thankful for that Atlantic magazine bit when they mentioned Phil-been a fan ever since!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barking Pumpkin @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:07 pm
    Vernon and the bird-the moment when phil loses it during the GREEN MILE reference is GOLD,i'm tellin you
    !
    Shit, you have named one I either haven't heard or (gasp) don't have!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russy Pelican @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:21 pm
    Quote Originally Posted by Barking Pumpkin @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:07 pm
    Vernon and the bird-the moment when phil loses it during the GREEN MILE reference is GOLD,i'm tellin you
    !
    Shit, you have named one I either haven't heard or (gasp) don't have!!!
    Russy, it's the one from a few months back where Vernon hates his wife's African Gray parrot, who keeps telling him to "F-Off, Vernon's Gay, etc." He tosses the parrot in the garbage truck. Great bit, definitely worthy of the next "best of" CD.
    Who the FUCK stole my hard-boiled eggs!?!?

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