Don't you just love Jack asses?

[Dr. P]

I have been looking over several threads and see a common theme:
(made-up examples)
Name a thread: "does anyone like The White Stripes?"

The thread starter clearly does, and wants to see if anyone else here does. Two people chime in, then there is the inevitable: "Jack White is the most untalented human being in the world, and I hope he dies slowly of cancer!" I listen to their music every day and it sucks ass!"

Or "Does anyone read Hemmingway?"

All is well. Then it never fails, "That sorry-ass excuse for a writer should've killed himself! At least he didn't write more retarded dribble! I can't put his shitty books down, by God I'd dig him up and punch him!"

Next: "Does anybody like Jesus?"

Again, all is well for a post or three. Then, "I read the bible every day and it's a fithly, evil, book that should be banned and anyone caught owning it should be killed by their choice of method: fire ants or blood-draining!"

It's one thing to offer humor to a band/sports team/radio host/personality, even someone's faith, but holy sweet Christ, I think some people just surf around and find the posts that don't interest them to flame. The responses are always funny, though! You guys are a fun bunch here at SFJ! :D

[the deta]

Jack Asses are the most untalented human beings in the world, and I hope they die slowly of cancer!

[nate]

You're right except that the flame post is always laced with Hendrisms, like "you can drop to the 5th ring." I expect that might get old one of these days.

Also, every board has the trolls or instigators. I'm certainly not one of them. :D

What's more concerning is the trend of people posting crap like "does anyone like The White Stripes?" on a Phil Hendrie message board in the first place. :D

[Dr. P]

That's why there's the 5th ring... :?

[Bob Green]

When it comes to music and stuff, you're begging for abuse when you name drop the White Stripes as honest-to-goodness rockin music. Jeeezus, man. That and U2. You're not only bending over, but you're sliding the soap bar with your foot to the pitcher.

[Dr. P]

I like the White Stripes. You really hurt my feelings. Bob.

[Bob Green]

I like the White Stripes. You really hurt my feelings. Bob.

I'm sorry. Let me send you a Motorhead CD and make it all better.

[Dr. P]

Sweet! From looking at your picture, I'd have guessed Lawrence Welk or Tom Jones...

Just goes to show, there can always be a metalhead in the woodpile! :o

[nate]

Hahaha Bob.

[Spank_Bank]

I like Meg White's big ole knockers.

...just my 2¢...

[Dr. P]

I like Meg White's big ole knockers.

...just my 2¢...
Spoken like a good cop! :wink:

[Belasco]

When it comes to music and stuff, you're begging for abuse when you name drop the White Stripes as honest-to-goodness rockin music. Jeeezus, man. That and U2. You're not only bending over, but you're sliding the soap bar with your foot to the pitcher.

Remember when Phil was bitching about the review in 'Spin' magazine that talked about Meg White's "minimalist drumming". Phil was quite adamant that "she doesn't... know how... to play!" I never thought much about it until I saw Drew Barrymore parody Meg in a White Stripes sketch on SNL and was able to play the drum part live even though she has never been a drummer.

[Spank_Bank]

Phil's got it all wrong. Meg has more talent in one boob than most chicks have in their whole rack.

[Dr. P]

If substance=talent, you got that right! Who gives a crap, "My Doorbell" wouldn't sound any better with Neal Pert or anybody else playing it. Well, Keith Moon, maybe.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Jack Asses are the most untalented human beings in the world, and I hope they die slowly of cancer!

Agreed, they're no talent ass-clowns.

[5AlarmChili]

There's nothing wrong with holding a beat without a bunch of polyrhythmic technical stuff and pointless fills and ornaments. Everyone's a freaking soloist, even the drummers. Yeah! Drum solo! JEEZ. That crap's as old as Methuselah's billy goat.

[Bob Green]

There's nothing wrong with holding a beat without a bunch of polyrhythmic technical stuff and pointless fills and ornaments. Everyone's a freaking soloist, even the drummers. Yeah! Drum solo! JEEZ. That crap's as old as Methuselah's billy goat.


Agreed. However, a good drummer should be able to actually play his or her ass off if it was required. Meg couldn't pull any of that off. Phil Rudd from AC/DC is a good example of a solid drummer who doesn't need to show off. Same for Marky Ramone.

[the deta]

If we are taliking about drummers and their ability to rip shit up, i got two words for everyone......... NEIL PEART BITCHES!!!!!!!

[Dr. P]

If we are taliking about drummers and their ability to rip shit up, i got two words for everyone......... NEIL PEART BITCHES!!!!!!!
That's three words, Big Fag!

[Dr. P]

By the way, his mother is a nasty skank. I mean a true road whore. No wonder he locked himself up in his room and played fucking drums all day. I'm not being funny here. She lives in Asheville, I did some work on her apartment. Nasty, chain-smoking, leopard-print wearing alcoholic. Every maintenece guy there told me worse stories than my employees and I went through. Picture the landlord Woody Harrelson slept with in Kingpin...

[the deta]

If we are taliking about drummers and their ability to rip shit up, i got two words for everyone......... NEIL PEART BITCHES!!!!!!!
That's three words, Big Fag!

Jeezus Russy .... I must have missed your Masters Degree of The Obvious, hanging on your wall. Cant get anything past you!! :lol:

[the deta]

By the way, his mother is a nasty skank. I mean a true road whore. No wonder he locked himself up in his room and played fucking drums all day. I'm not being funny here. She lives in Asheville, I did some work on her apartment. Nasty, chain-smoking, leopard-print wearing alcoholic. Every maintenece guy there told me worse stories than my employees and I went through. Picture the landlord Woody Harrelson slept with in Kingpin...

Really??!?!?!?!?!

[Dr. P]

Yeah, that's not nice to post, but I can never think of the guy in the same way. He must've had it rough. Unless maybe she just fell apart after he flew the nest and found success. But no friggin' doubt, that woman is crazy as a crap-house rat! That's as much as I'll post here...

[Bob Green]

GD I had no idea.