Dr. P
05-02-2010, 04:55 PM
There have been some semi-serious discussions on this site over the years, but if pee/butt is an option, it ALWAYS wins the hearts of the voters. Even if there are multiple choices.
Even if it's a poll such as "Why do Americans Dislike The French" and the options could be:
1, "They Stink"
2, "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys,"
3, "They haven't historically been fully on the US side in military conflicts,"
4 "I hate Gerard Depardieu,"
5, "they complain about human rights in Somalia and then when the US do something they complain about the US."
6, "You know if a frenchman has been in your house because your dog is pregnant, your planters are full of piss and there is a stale smell of gitanes."
7, "When they won the world cup. Only once before had such a hated team take part in a global sports event, Nazis in the Olympics... Why didn't the French didn't walk out in the qualifying matches? Because their manager wasn't French and their key players were all only first generation Frogs... now they have bred now so they are unsavable." and then
8, "Pee in you butt"
And EVERY time that last option will win. And if not given as an option, three posts will bitch that it wasn't a choice. Why? I've seen some polls with pretty much any ideological belief the average guy might represent, and the votes for (for example) 'Maker buying that Craigslist Camaro hardly gets a hit. It's all pee/butt. Should we do away with that for an option? Should we just accept this answer as a cosmic truth? Am I an ass for even asking? You CAN'T pee in someone's butt, I'm pretty certain. Sure, it may be physically possible, but I doubt it's even a fringe practice among the gay. I always add it, b/c there is always bitching is that option if left off. But I'm tired of seeing it dominate polling. So curious about the love for this absurd answer.
Even if it's a poll such as "Why do Americans Dislike The French" and the options could be:
1, "They Stink"
2, "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys,"
3, "They haven't historically been fully on the US side in military conflicts,"
4 "I hate Gerard Depardieu,"
5, "they complain about human rights in Somalia and then when the US do something they complain about the US."
6, "You know if a frenchman has been in your house because your dog is pregnant, your planters are full of piss and there is a stale smell of gitanes."
7, "When they won the world cup. Only once before had such a hated team take part in a global sports event, Nazis in the Olympics... Why didn't the French didn't walk out in the qualifying matches? Because their manager wasn't French and their key players were all only first generation Frogs... now they have bred now so they are unsavable." and then
8, "Pee in you butt"
And EVERY time that last option will win. And if not given as an option, three posts will bitch that it wasn't a choice. Why? I've seen some polls with pretty much any ideological belief the average guy might represent, and the votes for (for example) 'Maker buying that Craigslist Camaro hardly gets a hit. It's all pee/butt. Should we do away with that for an option? Should we just accept this answer as a cosmic truth? Am I an ass for even asking? You CAN'T pee in someone's butt, I'm pretty certain. Sure, it may be physically possible, but I doubt it's even a fringe practice among the gay. I always add it, b/c there is always bitching is that option if left off. But I'm tired of seeing it dominate polling. So curious about the love for this absurd answer.