Phs 2009

[Patrick Dooly]

A very strong outing last night (10.13.2009).. 1st hour (40 full minutes) Bobbie and Steve are tattooing the young girls at their sons Middle school... Obama tattoos below the panty line...

Bobbie: "What business do mothers and fathers have looking at their daughters nude ass?"
Steve: "You said it"

Hour 3 : Steve Bossell was on to break new ground in suing a private Christian School... Steve Jr. was wrongfully suspended for pile-driving another 6th grader who he thought was carrying a liquid explosive to school.

Phil sounds a little rough still and the sound effects (background noise) are a bit off, but all in all, it's a noble attempt.

[the deta]

A very strong outing last night (10.13.2009).. 1st hour (40 full minutes) Bobbie and Steve are tattooing the young girls at their sons Middle school... Obama tattoos below the panty line...

Bobbie: "What business do mothers and fathers have looking at their daughters nude ass?"
Steve: "You said it"

Hour 3 : Steve Bossell was on to break new ground in suing a private Christian School... Steve Jr. was wrongfully suspended for pile-driving another 6th grader who he thought was carrying a liquid explosive to school.

Phil sounds a little rough still and the sound effects (background noise) are a bit off, but all in all, it's a noble attempt.

I heard some of the show last friday, and it was the same format as the oldPHS. Not as strong, he seemed a bit rusty. But it was a step in the right direction. Glad to hear he is continuing. I'll have to check out last nights show. TTHanks for the heads up dooly.

[Patrick Dooly]

Not a problem Ed :tip: ...

I think the Phil needs to get some writing help, and some tech improvements, but all in all the show is back in spirit...

... I've just got the word: Herb Sewell may be back on the air tonight...

[Verno]

So is he finally going back to the original way of doing things? Has he dumped the political schtick? He got fired, didn't he?

[Patrick Dooly]

Fucin' classic...

Hour 3 of October 30 2009... (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?qjtzmmyo4th)

Steve Bossell's latest lawsuit against MSNBC showing a woman graphically self examining her breasts, finds the instructional program a little too offensive and titillating.

About the 19 minute mark:

Steve to the Caller: "You don't know what it is to be a man and to see a pair... Oh god.. "

Phil to Steve: "You know, when you're saying "seeing a pair", they're not presenting it as pornography...."

Steve: "They're not telling me anything, they're just saying and now here's a pair! Take a look at these... Have yourself a nice day!... And I'm sitting there with a child, a little tiny child. And they didn't tell me anything, didn't give me a chance from Jump street ... Wouldn't you'd be outraged if in the middle of his show, David Shuster dropped his shorts and started checking for a lump???... "

:rofl::rofl::rofl: :tip:

I believe the fat man has come back to form with that episode.

[Verno]

The best line from that bit was when Steve asks the caller "Is the reason you don't get excited is because you call them 'Mammy glands?'" After the caller says no Steve says, "Life is so confusing."

The old man's getting better but he's got a long way to go. I like the new black professor but I didn't care for that new tranny character. And that Dozier bit on Friday was way off. Where's RC?! And where in hell is Jay Santos and Ted Bell?

[Booze]

Ted was in the show I listened to (the 2nd or 3rd night of the relaunch), but after the Ted's jingle, he handed the phone to that Black Professor for the rest of the hour. I felt well cheated.

[Patrick Dooly]

Mammy glands!! HA HA!!! So sweet!! Mammy!

I was really hoping for Jay Santos and crew to fan out and do some flare drops on Devils Night..

I agree it'd be nice to hear RC again, I don't know if it would work due to the late hour of the broadcast.. Lloyd and Harvey haven't made appearences yet either... And only a few Herb bits, which were wishy washy at best.

I thought the Vernon bit on the 29th was fantastic.

I'm listening to the November 2nd show now, and the Doug Dannger bit was a little weak... just not that funny... I've never been a huge fan of Doug.

The tranny could be funnier.. has potential... I do not care for Robert in studio, or the two guys from Carolina ....

His ranting bits are a bit better now that he doesn't have to do them for 3 full hours...

If they could adjust the character volume, they'd be on target a bit more, it's really hard to hear Doug and Bobbie... Bobbie's bits are really funny still, just really hard to hear, even with headphones... I'm liking the return to the old format... FINALLY!

[Patrick Dooly]

Yeah Booze, that was dirtypool... They finally play the jingle in whole again! But, a lack of Ted stinks

[Hole In Face]

Still haven't listened and wont til you fags mention Art Bell or Llyod. It would fit perfectly for him to do an Art bit considering the time slot he is in. As soon as I hear the Dancing Queen intro that's when I start listening.

[Patrick Dooly]

... Art Bell...

[melon]

Don Burman has a good line, something like "seeing a flaming body fall from the sky" in reerence to ballon boy. lmao

[Belasco]

Still haven't listened and wont til you fags mention Art Bell or Llyod. It would fit perfectly for him to do an Art bit considering the time slot he is in. As soon as I hear the Dancing Queen intro that's when I start listening.

^^^Hell yeah! If that song starts playing on the 70's channel on XM, I still do the:

"East of the Rockies..., West of the Rockies..., Under the Rockies..., If what's in your head is nothing but a pile of Rockies..."

[Franks n Beans]

One of my favorite bits was when the old guys were comparing how long they dragged a guy after hitting them without realizing it.

[TheWagesofSin]

You listening to AIC's new album right now, Beansy?

[Patrick Dooly]

One of my favorite bits was when the old guys were comparing how long they dragged a guy after hitting them without realizing it.

Yeah, Senior Chat with Harvey... I'd love to hear a new Harvey bit...

I'd love to hear that Phil has handed the last hour of the show over to Harvey or Lloyd because he's got the squirts and hear Harvey or Lloyd interact with Bud for an hour and discuss politics or some other hot topic... The audience wouldn't know what the fuck to think..

[Mr. Irrelevant]

"East of the Rockies..., West of the Rockies..., Under the Rockies..., If what's in your head is nothing but a pile of Rockies..."

Over the Rockies... Call 1-800-Flowers... Inside the Rockies... Call 1-800-Dentist... If you're right next to the Rockies... Don't call.

[Patrick Dooly]

Anyone get the chance to listen to last nights show?? Nov 3?? Three character segments.. Larry on hot/milfy conservatives... Harvey Wireman on why cops have to taser old ladies... Vernon on starving American children to weed out the weak ones. Each segment was close to 40 minutes of character interaction.

Larry popped a Savvy?.. Harvey forced bud to pod up Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant during his conversation... Vernon broke off hold and then had a meltdown...

Phil had some good calls last night as well.

The fat man is rounding the bend.. so to speak.

...PM for links.

[TheWagesofSin]

Yeah, we get it already. He's back. With all the design work you're doing for Coca-Cola, IBM, and Exxon Mobil, how do you find time to update us on this shit?


Eat a dick

[Dr. P]

How funny is it that Maker's Yankees are winning from the bat of a screaming Chinaman?

[TheWagesofSin]

What does that have to do with Dooley's homosexuality?

[Dr. P]

I hear ya, Thread-Cop.

[Verno]

lmao

Is Wedge a thread cop or the post police? I forget. lolz

[Patrick Dooly]

Wages is just upset no one picked him up in the Home Depot for some gay labour... Don't worry wages, you'll get a job someday! :tip:

[TheWagesofSin]

Wages is just upset no one picked him up in the Home Depot for some gay labour... Don't worry wages, you'll get a job someday! :tip:

If you spell labor "labour", I hope you'll understand if I don't take your gay cracks seriously...(I won't even address how shitty your joke was).

lol (lol meaning: eat shit)

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I hear ya, Thread-Cop.


lmao

Is Wedge a thread cop or the post police? I forget. lolz

I think Wedge is the guy who heads up the joint task force that includes both the Post Police AND the Thread Cops. :up:

[Dr. P]

I love the action movie set up... "Wedgie, we need ya."
"I'm too old for this shit"
"but we need you"
"Why? Why me?"
"Because you were the best."
And then there's some back story about how he retired because a horrible accident happened in the line of duty.



(Wages edited, his post was way harsher)

[Verno]

That's when he retires and gets elected for 26 terms in the punctuation parliament.

[Patrick Dooly]

... don't forget the Grammer Gestapo!

[Dr. P]

... don't forget the Grammer Gestapo!

You misspelled grammar, MM.:bert:

[Patrick Dooly]

Shhhh... Don't tell Wages....

[Mr. Irrelevant]

He's already arrested, detained and interrogated half of the site followed by a trip to the "showers". You're bound to be next.

[Heap]

Yeah, you don't wanna know what he did to Larry in the "lockdown" unit.

[Patrick Dooly]

:tip: .... thanks gents... I'll keep my nose clean..

[Hole In Face]

I'd like to hear from Patrick Dooly on the new Phil Hendrie character bits.

[Patrick Dooly]

There are a few new characters:

Jack Armstrong (politcal blogger) sounds like a bad mix of Father James McQuarters and Rudy Canoza... IMO, It's a shitty character which has had about 3 or 4 segments since the show returned to the old format...

Kurt Qweedy and Guy Barton (2 Carolina Senators) I think were on in 2005/2006 for really small bits... seem to be used mostly for racial/political spoofs..

Emory Clayton seems to be taking over for Pastor William Rennick.. Emory hosts the "Sunday Gospel Hour" which plays to BSP members on Sunday afternoon (sucks)... Although most of Emory's bits are the "black view" on Obama/politics... I have never watched the Sunday Gospel Hour...

Dr. Ron Tarner (basically Roland Schwinn, just less fat).. On environmental / science topics... Had a number of appearences..

Marilyn the tranny.. Funny character, a weird mix of Herb Sewell psychosis and Phil's typical female overt sexuality.. She's had like 2 bits thus far, not bad, but not great.

IMO, it's seems like there has been an improvement in the content and writing of the show over the past week, as I commented earlier, the latest Steve Bossell bit was really funny, and the whole November 3rd show was great from start to finish with Larry, Harvey and Vernon all having good calls, good material to work with, and Phil seemed really in control of the flow of those shows.

To me it seems Phil is focused the satire of the show more around the political issues, he uses Emory, Kurt & Guy, Jack, Larry, Doug and Bob Green to anger up the callers around the political issues.

With regards to the established characters:

The Bobbie and Margaret voices don't sound as good as they used to, Phil's voice doing Bobbie is really hard to hear... It probably has something to do with his home studio setup... (On the other BBS there are a lot of complaints regarding the sound volume of the characters)...

Vernon has been on a lot (about 5 segments), as well as Larry, Steve, Bob Green and Margaret.. RC, Justin, Jay Santos, Clara, Art & General, Dean, Rudy, Raj, Dave Oliva, and Lloyd have yet to make appearences...

The studio mix started off sounding really spotty, the background noises are very hit/miss, and not very defined... lately they have been better in definition.

The November 4 show features Jack Armstrong commenting on the New York election results, Margaret is commenting on the V show (and the universal healthcare jab), Herb I think is talking about serial killers... I haven't gotten that far yet.

Phil is promising a website update for the new year, plus content delivered via podcast/itunes... Sounds to me like a lot of Phil's old stations are picking him up again...

[TheWagesofSin]

Way to pick up on sarcasm

[Booze]

Thanks for the compliment! - Dooly.

[Boyd]

I'd like to hear an update from Patrick Dooly on Handbag's current ranking in Talkers Magazine.

At this rate I reckon he's gotta be at least #52.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

But more importantly, where does he rank in relation to Combover's rank. That's what we're REALLY dyin' to know.

[Patrick Dooly]

He's in a tie with combs ... 69th place... ughh.. Wages would watch that.

[TheWagesofSin]

He's in a tie with combs ... 69th place... ughh.. Wages would watch that.

Your jokes make absolutely no sense. Keep giving us show summaries, queerboy - it's all you're good for.

[Booze]

Man... this font thing has turned ugly.

[Patrick Dooly]

Wages is just upset that his font choices has outed his queerness... Give him some Muscle & Fitness magazines and a weekend watching Lifetime, and he'll feel all better..

[TheWagesofSin]

Wages is just upset that his font choices has outed his queerness...

Nice "grammer", you dolt. It's no surprise you've got all those Fortune 500 accounts, what with your razor-sharp wit and command of the English language.

Any other witty rejoinders, dummy?
http://i37.tinypic.com/o5b57d.jpg

[Patrick Dooly]

2 hours for a response .... and it's a grammar slam?

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt72/Emonientje/01/Bravo.gif

[Dr. P]

Can't you guys just have a dance off or rap off?

[The BYP]

A fap off?

[TheWagesofSin]

2 hours for a response .... and it's a grammar slam?

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt72/Emonientje/01/Bravo.gif

Holy shit, I got fuckin' PWNED. I give up.

[moneymaker]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zozwqhSjMp8/Ry9qd1oMAkI/AAAAAAAAABE/a-aWFUZ3xpQ/s320/Grammar%2BTime.jpg

[Spooner]

Man... this font thing has turned ugly.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[vegassteven]

back on track... if we may
is the show back? because if it is i will tune in.

if he is just a fat bastard rambling on about how he wants to BLOW OBAMA (i never though t i would type those words in that order) then i will not bother.

[Dr. P]

It's kinda like where the Dukes of Hazzard was when Bo and Luke both left over contract disputes. Still the Duke boys, but not quite the same.

I'm kiddin', I haven't heard it.

[Heap]

I downloaded last week's shows on EZN and listened to a show and a half while I raked leaves this weekend. It's not bad. He's still got that political element that I could do without. About 75% of the bits I've heard are listenable. I give it a B+.

[Hole In Face]

back on track... if we may
is the show back? because if it is i will tune in.

if he is just a fat bastard rambling on about how he wants to BLOW OBAMA (i never though t i would type those words in that order) then i will not bother.

Do you have an Iphone?

[vegassteven]

Do you have an Iphone?

I am so glad you remembered about my iPhone.

Also, I caught a show today on shoutcast. The first hour was the citizens auxilary police on the durka durka that shot up ft hood, and there was some Bob green stuff too. Pretty good actually. But the sound sucks. Like he's in a tin can.

I've heard better sounding podcasts

[the deta]

I found that the show actually sounds better if i listen on Real Player as aposed to quicktime. dont know how or why, but it seems that way.

I am way behind i just listened to 11-3, the bit with harvey wireman talking about the old women who was tasered had a great line....

"Ride the lightning, ride the lightning you old hag."

[Patrick Dooly]

Eddie, that show was a great show... Vernon busted off of hold!!

PrincessSteven, if you go back to the first page of this post, you might find a hotlink (http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com/forum/showpost.php?p=320166&postcount=5) of interest...

[vegassteven]

hotlink. real player.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MY TIME MACHINE BRING ME BACK TO 1997?!?

btw... maybe the fat bastard is back.
thanks for the HYPERLINK.

jeesus

[TheWagesofSin]

You and Patrick Dooley are exchanging "hot links", huh? That's not what I would call a big surprise...

[Belasco]

From Thurs, Vernon Dozier on Tiger Woods:

Behind every unsuccessful man is a disloyal woman who ruined his life by not keeping her big, fat mouth shut.

[moneymaker]

Is it getting any better? I listen to a few when it was reported that he had returned to the old format. It was a welcome return but pretty rusty. Is it any better now?

[Belasco]

Getting there... It's at least listenable now. There's still a ways to go, but that line made me lolz.

[Heap]

I've listened to shows from the end of October to Mid November. Like 'Lasco said, they are listenable. But he's still got a hard-on for contrived political talk, and it's pretty annoying every now and again.

[TedBellLover]

I swear to go it's like, between the old early-2006 era show and the new one, he had a stroke, or took up downers or something. Like someone let the wind out of him.

[Belasco]

From Mon Dec. 22nd Black College Professor character talking about the Hewlett Packard webcam that follows white faces but not black ones:

The hp must stand for, "hates porch-monkeys".

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

I gotta get my hands on this shit.

[Belasco]

Correction: the hp line was from Dec 21st.

[TheWagesofLOL]

I used to come here way back when under a different identity. I recently started checking in to the site again and decided to log in because I want to say that Phils new show is still a piece of shit. its like the first draft of a book before the editor gets a hold of it. In other words, poorly written, rambling, missing the mark, and often boring. Not to mention, the production standards have gone way down.

[Spooner]

Wait, pretending to understand the writing and publishing industry in even a menial way. Hell, I dunno ... are you ... Ping Pong? 'Cause if not, maybe it is Wedge ... and that's last I'm gonna comment on it, till I hear something about skateboarding or chard.

[Dr. P]

Who's Phil?