I Have GOT to Get Me one of These

[Franks n Beans]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1215741/Honda-unveils-Segway-style-unicycle-travels-direction-want.html

[Heap]

Do you walk to work? I dunno how else it could be useful. But it's neat. Even more, the idea of hundreds of thousands of slopes trying to pile on subway systems and crossing busy streets during rush hour seems a bit more entertaining.

[Spooner]

They've gotta put a recliner chair on it, and I'm there.

(Look at the wannabe Warhol gook in the first second of that clip. Chinks are a joke when they try to be western. Hey! You're a fuckin' CHINK, alright? You ain't foolin' nobody.)

[Booze]

Where's the flush?

[TheWagesofSin]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2rnd2tt.jpg

[Franks n Beans]

What took so long? I look stylin

[Booze]

Honda: The Power Of Beans.

[Hole In Face]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2rnd2tt.jpg

:rofl:
Seriously, that thing is kinda of cool. Just hovercycle your ass to more beer and and pizza. I don't see anything wrong with that. There have been plenty of times I have needed that device after a liter of vodka and wanted to put some french bread pizza in the oven while lighting up a smoke and cracking open a can of some beer. I'll take 4 please! One for the livingroom, the bathroom, the porch and the quick run across the street to the liquor store.

[Franks n Beans]

Then what. You get a HUI?

[Booze]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Beans FTW!

[Pinch One Off]

It looks good for indoor use only. The first time you hit a pothole or a big bump, I guaranty your next words will be.. 'what the fuck was I thinkin'?'

[Franks n Beans]

It looks good for indoor use only. The first time you hit a pothole or a big bump, I guaranty your next words will be.. 'what the fuck was I thinkin'?'

That phrase is pretty much part of my daily life.

[Dr. P]

Me too, Beans. Me too.

[Belasco]

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.net/images/sp_transport.jpg