The Apocalypse Poll

[melon]

How do you think the world will come to an end? Either total destruction of the planet, or elimination of all human life.

[Spooner]

I vote for "Other..." - with two probabilities:

Beaners will continue breeding at their normal rate, overpopulating the earf to the point it grows so beaner-heavy, it falls out of its orbit (give it about four years).

Alternative ending: Either Ashton Kutcher or Dane Cook will make one more movie. Earth will implode.

[Heap]

Whenever whites are outnumbered by blacks 'n beaners in the US. I forget when it's on pace to happen, but I'm sure at least 'Maker and possibly Russ (and Spoon already alluded to) will agree.

[Spooner]

There was some commie beaner on L.A. radio who said beaners are gonna take over this country "house by house, street by street, neighborhood by neighborhood, and city by city." I tried to get on air with him to say that they'd never break out beyond houses that cost $132 grand, so that blows a hole in his theory.

[mysticllama]

As a few docs say, we're about due for a major pandemic. If not bird flu, some sort of weird monkey pox. If not wipe out via virus, maybe a bacteria that's resistant due to soccer moms demanding antibiotics for their precious trophy kid who has a sniffle.

[moneymaker]

Whenever whites are outnumbered by blacks 'n beaners in the US. I forget when it's on pace to happen, but I'm sure at least 'Maker and possibly Russ (and Spoon already alluded to) will agree.

We're working on a solution for that right now. Just like crack and the gay AIDS.

[Booze]

Now you've got a black President, I'm going to have to go for the asteroid. I seen it on the telly.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Great thread, Melon. I am hopeful that one of the above choices in the poll will happen soon.... to Florida.

[Spooner]

Now you've got a black President, I'm going to have to go for the asteroid. I seen it on the telly.

MuLATTO. :-P

I hope all these dumb negroes realize that, like Stern highlighted today, he's HALF WHITE. They're insane if they think they'd weasel a purple negroid into the White House. Jeeezus, they act like Wesley fucking Snipes is in office. Dumbasses.

It's like the Tigger Woods phenomenon: You never heard any gooks hootin' and hollerin' that they owned golf, but the boogies sure didn't shut their big fat holes about it.

Why can't all negroes just be like Morgan Freeman, 'ah? I think the earf would spin a little more smoothly. :tip:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I was flipping through the channels last night and I came across this "comedian" who was a negro. And the only thing I heard him say to the half-asleep crowd (before I continued flipping the channel) was "Now that OUR boy Obama is in office. Things are gonna be a lot different for ya'll white people."

Now he was probably just saying that as schtick to set up his series of jokes. But I got to thinking about it and he's probably making that apart of his routine because he knows that we know that there are a ton of black-folk out there that ACTUALLY believe Obama will turn the tide for them. And some of them probably believe that blacks can get some payback on whitey. And on some small level, that itself is funny because it will never happen. And the whole "our boy" thing.... that's just stupid. Obama is about as much "their boy" as I am Chinese.

[Spooner]

When I heard about the threats again' him before the inauguration, it just solidified my take on this shit: It's not the dude himself who's getting all these Klan freaks uptight--it's the way the goddamn coloreds are trying to make like they've got the country in their hands and got one over on "Whitey." That's the huge disservice they're doing to this poor sumbitch.

And it *will* be fun to watch their taxes go up -- their social programs slowly getting cut -- and of course to watch Obama reinstate the draft for coloreds only.

[The BYP]

The majority will lose interest within the next few months. No matter what Obama does during his run won't matter to the blacks, he's already earned a place on da wall next to Martin, Malcolm and Tupac.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[the deta]

Wow, would you look at that voter distribution!

[moneymaker]

This poll is not legit without "pee in you butt".

[TheWagesofSin]

Dogbert and I both voted for "God destroying the Earth." lmao lmao lmao

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Wait... Maker's right. There's no pee in you butt option NOR is there a zombie plague option NOR is there a Cyborg uprising option!!! FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!! This "pole" is not complete.