Oldie Vs. Blackie

[KungFuJesus]

Who am are is you voting for???

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I can't wait to hear all of the hardcore liberals make a bunch of false promises to leave the country again if McCain wins. Weren't they supposed to leave in 2000 and then again in 2004? Why are they still around?

[Taco Teo]

In all honesty, I really don't have any desire to vote. I know it is my American-born given right, but I'm just not thrilled with any of my choices.

[moneymaker]

Teo is right. This is the most apathetic I have been about my choices. I would cast my vote for pee in you butt if it was on the ballot.

[the deta]

lmao lmao

I voted for "Someone Else" because i feel the same way as the last few posters.

[Dr. P]

I voted neither, because I'd also rather have pee/butt on the ballot than these cocksuckers.

[melon]

Fuck both of them...and Beans.

[PeggyLove]

So you're all saying, you don't care if Obama or McCain wins? Now, tell me this isn't true.

[melon]

So you're all saying, you don't care if Obama or McCain wins? Now, tell me this isn't true.

I'd rather see McCain win. But I ain't getting up early to vote for that fucker.

[PeggyLove]

I'd rather see McCain win. But I ain't getting up early to vote for that fucker.

OK....do you see where I'm going with this? If we have lots of people who are "so-so" about McCain (or Obama for that matter), we are f***ed. There is a reason we all have the right to vote. :shrugs:

[melon]

The electoral college votes Republican for me anyhoo, no matter how I vote.

[mysticllama]

I will vote, women fought in this country to get the vote so that I *could* vote, but I don't know who for.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

The electoral college votes Republican for me anyhoo, no matter how I vote.

^^^
Exactly... I'll vote for McCain but it won't matter because Washington State will hand it's electorate over to Obama.

Not voting just because our only two choices are lame, is not the answer. Unfortunately, people need to look at these two candidates and decide what who they like better and vote for that person. No perfect candidate will ever emerge and overwhelm the people with popular politics... not in today's world.

If you don't like McCain or Obama, that's cool. But not voting because you don't like them, is very uncool. Vote for someone.... vote for Hillary, vote for Micky Mouse, vote for the fringe party wackjobs.... Just vote.

[Taco Teo]

I actually like the VP candidates better than the Presidential candidates. Maybe I'll end up voting based on them.

[moneymaker]

I will not vote for McCain, but I will cast my ballot against Barry.

That's the only way I can reconcile it in me brain to live with meself. That and Pean R. Butz is not a choice.

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao Pean R. Butz lmao

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I will not vote for McCain, but I will cast my ballot against Barry.

I'm in the same boat. I don't really want McCain, but I REALLY don't want Obama. I reluctantly voted for Bush (twice) for the same pathetic reason.

Bush hasn't been a good President and history will probably rank him amongst the worst. However, I'm still glad that it was eight years of him instead of eight years of President Gore, or four years of President Kerry for that matter.

I feel exactly the same way about McCain if he wins. He'll do nothing for our country, yet I'll be glad to know it's him instead of Obama.

But ultimately I don't think it will matter one way or the other. Both of them suck and both of them will go into the job at a time when our nation is so fucked up, that neither of them will get anything back on track. Whomever it is will only last one term. If McCain wins, liberals will be so fucking angry that they will galvanize like never before and make goddamn sure that Hillary or Barrack win in 2012.

The only upside to Obama winning, is that Hillary will never become President if he wins. She'll have to wait until 2016 to run again and she'll be 69 years old and almost unelectable by that point.

[The BYP]

69 and Hillary in the same thread, I think I'm gonna Vom.

[Belasco]

So you're all saying, you don't care if Obama or McCain wins? Now, tell me this isn't true.

Oh, wait... you actually think that the kind and degree of "change" in this country depends on which one of these two dudes get into office?

That's so cute.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

^^^^
She's right to a certain extent... Supreme Court nominations, foreign policy decisions, economic oversight, taxes, etc. All are influenced and/or determined by a President's politics.

Sure... the day to day bullshit will never change. Bills are sent through congress, president cock-blocks congress and vetoes the bill- congress then cock-blocks President with super majority vote. Policies with other nations are pretty much in the hands of advisors and diplomats. Economic issues fall under the jurisdiction of the Fed and various committees of congress. However it's the broad reaching stuff that a President does- the big things that make a difference. The kind of things that effect how our leaders lead for decades.

[TheWagesofSin]

It's the broad-reaching stuff that a President does

That's the shit that got Clinton in trouble.






lol

[Dr. P]

I'm seriously leaning towards not voting. I could give a flying fuck if a negro with a muslim sounding name and the most liberal voting record in the senate is elected. Reps should have picked better candidates. You think JD McCain is gonna make the country safer or end abortion or shrink government? You think Barack Osama is gonna give you health care, only tax the wealthiest, or "change" a goddamn thing? Really? Fuck NO. The only difference in these two administrations will occur in the first 100 days, after that it's all running for the mid-term elections, after that it's all running for reelection.
And I fucking hate Joe Biden and this bible thumping whore from Alaska, listening to them has pretty much sealed the deal for me staying home.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

That's the shit that got Clinton in trouble.






lol

:score:

[Spooner]

I see one more Obama vote in here, I'm leaving SFJ for www.old-ass-mccain-kicks-ass.com IMMEDIATELY. I thought we only had TWO commies in here, and one of 'em's gone.

JD? 'Zat you, Santa Clause?!!!!

[Jdiggity Dee]

Nope, probably it was Larry.

I'm miffed that your link wasn't real.

[KungFuJesus]

http://i34.tinypic.com/jtxsmt.jpg

[Spooner]

^^lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Look only at post pic, then close your eyes and guess: Fu or Maker?

[moneymaker]

http://i34.tinypic.com/jtxsmt.jpg

To: Fu
From: moneymaker
Date: 9/29/08
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[Mr. Irrelevant]

^^^^
lmao lmao

[melon]

lmao lmao 'maker

[TheWagesofSin]

lmao lmao lmao

[Booze]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've got to admit, I thought it was 'Maker in the first place.

[moneymaker]

Imitation is the best form of flattery...great minds and all that.

[Spooner]

Russ, every vote what don't get cast (besides the negroids what'll be too lazy to go find their district polling centers anyway--you know, the same ones that say blacks now own golf because Tiger Woods has some colored second uncle or someshit...) is a vote for the Democrats. Every Nader'esque vote scores one for McCain. That's why I LOVE independents!! Hell, technically *I'M* an "Independent," but I ain't lettin' some fuckhole liberal in Wallingford vote FOR me.

I'll call off the like $400 you owe me on UFC fights if you vote--just to negate that one vote off the dumb swamp donkey who's gonna vote for Obama just 'cause he black. :up:

[Dr. P]

lmao! I really don't think Obama has a chance in my state, but we'll see.

[moneymaker]

BAREFOOT BAY -- A sign in one man's front yard has stirred up a controversy in his community.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse said the sign, which reads "Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]," breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/9/10/obama_sign_in_yard_stirs_up_neighbors.html

http://www.cfnews13.com/uploadedImages/Stories/Local/0002(42).jpg

[Belasco]

lmao! I really don't think Obama has a chance in my state, but we'll see.

And that's the real key, ain't it? The electoral college.

Except for Austin, Texas is all-in for McCain. Hell, you could have mistaken the ACL Festival this weekend for a 3-day Obama-rama. If this were a swing state I'd probably vote, but as it is my vote won't matter anyway so I'm staying home.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Yeah Russ, I too read your "reasons" for not voting... I gotta say that those were strawman reasons. Why? Because I doubt you stayed home for Bush vs. Gore or Bush vs. Kerry. You voted for whomever and both were pretty similar to what's being put up there now.

I don't really have a good reason for why you SHOULD vote, but I will say that there will be a day that none of our votes matter. So don't take it for granted while they do (even if it seems like it doesn't).

I will end up casting my vote for McCombover because I think he's the better choice between two horrible choices. My vote won't matter because I live in a state where you're considered a hardcore Neo-Con if you don't support a women's "right" to have doctor shove an icepick into a baby's skull moments after it's head has crested from her vagina.

Will the fact that Washington has been a Blue state since 1988 prevent me from voting? No.

I dunno... it's not like I don't see your point, because I absolutely do. I just think it's a shame that we have come to a point where people base their decision to vote (or not vote) on whether it will "count" or not.

That goes double for you, Belasco.

[Belasco]

Yeah Russ, I too read your "reasons" for not voting... I gotta say that those were strawman reasons. Why? Because I doubt you stayed home for Bush vs. Gore or Bush vs. Kerry. You voted for whomever and both were pretty similar to what's being put up there now.

...

I dunno... it's not like I don't see your point, because I absolutely do. I just think it's a shame that we have come to a point where people base their decision to vote (or not vote) on whether it will "count" or not.

That goes double for you, Belasco.


It's called, 'learning from your mistakes'.

Ever hear of the definition of insanity?

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.net/images/insanity.jpg

If no one represents me, why should I vote for just "someone"? The lesser of two evils still tends toward evil.

[Taco Teo]

I sure wish Kinky were running for President. I'd vote for him. Not that it did much when I voted him for Governor, but still. I could go and vote for him and feel comfortable with it.

[the deta]

I sure wish Kinky were running for President. I'd vote for him. Not that it did much when I voted him for Governor, but still. I could go and vote for him and feel comfortable with it.

Thanks taco, but i am too busy to run this time around.






ps. . . . I thought we agreed you would only call me that in PM's.

[Pinch One Off]

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.net/images/insanity.jpg

This definition of insanity has never made sense to me. Doing the same thing over and expecting different results seems like stupidity.

Doing the same thing over, knowing that it didn't work before is insanity.

[Dr. P]

That seems like the same thing to me.

[Pinch One Off]

Really?

In the first case you expect it to work when it never has. You really think it's going to work this time.

In the second you know its not going to work but do it again anyway. In this case there is no rational thought involved.


But your right either way they're are stupid or crazy so what's the dif?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

It's called, 'learning from your mistakes'.

Ever hear of the definition of insanity?

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.net/images/insanity.jpg
.

Does the same thing apply for people who repeat that old cliche?

:score:

[Dr. P]

Huh? That was the first time I'd heard it.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Heard what?

[Dr. P]

That.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

That, what?

[Dr. P]

That thing he said.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Who's "he"?

[Dr. P]

That admin dude.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

oh.... him.

[moneymaker]

Another reason to vote for McCain

Global Poll Finds Obama Preferred in All Countries But U.S.

A new global poll of 17 countries finds a huge preference for Barack Obama over John McCain in the presidential election in 16 of those countries. In the 17th country -- the U.S. -- McCain was edging out Obama.

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/06/pub-global-poll-finds-obama-preferred-countries/

[Jdiggity Dee]

I bet these dolls vote for O.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnJfBtHHBec&eurl
LnJfBtHHBec

[moneymaker]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/mysacphotos/mikeink/pictures%20only/november20082.gif

[Mr. Irrelevant]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[moneymaker]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1018/a1018_thumb.jpg

[Dr. P]

I'd wear that!

[Taco Teo]

I was just thinking the same thing, Russy.

[moneymaker]

^^ your ta-tas don't get enough attention already?

[moneymaker]

My dear mother just emailed this picture to me with the subject line "YOU were spotted at an Obama rally!!!!"

lmao lmao lmao lmao

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/Drunkybear/ObamaRally.jpg

[The BYP]

You look just like your Brother!

[Spooner]

^^AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggahaghghaghghghghah ahahahaha

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao


HOoooooooooooooooooooooooooboy!!


The apple & the tree, huh, 'Maker? Classic.

Hey, jokes aside, stand up and SHOW YERSELVES!! Who are the four fucking commies voting for Benson?!!! Chrissakes... I thought this was an anti-liberal sanctuary. #-o

[moneymaker]

^^AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggahaghghaghghghghah ahahahaha

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao


HOoooooooooooooooooooooooooboy!!


The apple & the tree, huh, 'Maker? Classic.

Hey, jokes aside, stand up and SHOW YERSELVES!! Who are the four fucking commies voting for Benson?!!! Chrissakes... I thought this was an anti-liberal sanctuary. #-o

Billy, she's voting for that porch-monkey. My own mother was calling me a racist!

Incidentally, she's not racist at all...she doesn't want any blacks to move next door or be her doctor, but she isn't racist. :rofl: :tip:

[melon]

Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/19/colin.powell/index.html

[moneymaker]

Nigger likes nigger.

News-fucking-flash.

[Heap]

For the third or fourth time, we had some Ubama employee come to our door. The flood of junk mail from him hasn't stopped yet. I think if I WAS an Ubama supporter, I'd have been swayed the other way from being bothered so much by now.

[Dr. P]

Jesus, tell me about it. Between the mail (from McCain and state guys too), and the 8 goddamn messages on my phone everyday, I'm really gettin' ready for this election to be over.

[TheWagesofSin]

As I said before: I'm voting for Obama because JD pushed me over the edge with 2 years of shitass youtube clips trying to smear the guy.


JD: you have 2 weeks to show a video of your apartment- UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS, and BASEMENT.


If I don't see that video by Halloween, I'm voting for the black. And I'm telling everyone I work with and all the Russians and Mexicans on my block to vote for him too. You have less than 2 WEEKS TO TURN THIS TIDE TOWARDS PALIN/McCAIN!


Let's see that basement!!!!!!!!

[Jdiggity Dee]

wagons, you're welcome to come over and film. As you've probably concluded from my address and neighborhood I'm in a single floor condor/cheesecrawl in a highrise. but I'll give you the grand tour and take yous out for fud afterwards too. Same rules apply* and do respect my privacy. C'mon. Regards, JD







* your safety word will be "antidote," memorize it well.

[Dr. P]

God damn, the media is treating this thing like it's done. They may as well call him president-elect Obama. I still think the Bradley effect and the "A negro is running" effect might make things closer.

[moneymaker]

John Skerry was up 8 points on election day. No way this is over.

Blackie is in my office building right now. The mall is full of welfare recipients awaiting their savior.

[The BYP]

If McCain wins we'll never hear the end of it. I can't wait!

[The BYP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ
07kO9TtHYzQ

[moneymaker]

I can't even get through it. Terrible choice.

[The BYP]

It has a surprise ending.

[moneymaker]

Unless it's vanilla rain, I ain't watching that again.

[The BYP]

The year of the negro....

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/17789356/detail.html

[moneymaker]

The year of the negro....

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/17789356/detail.html

Here's a wake-up call.

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/23391/48/media/JRN/caller-george2008-1022hr2.mp3

[Dr. P]

The year of the negro....

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/17789356/detail.html

Year of the lying honky:
http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

[moneymaker]

We should have all been suspicious by the "nigger's" excellent penmanship.

[Jdiggity Dee]

orf the interwebs
http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/Ashley_Loser2.jpg

[Jdiggity Dee]

Biden fibbing up a storm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr0qxntmhAI
Dr0qxntmhAI

sorry all

[Belasco]

As opposed to that bastion of truth and accountability, Palin. Right, JD?

You gotta admit, previous elections at least pretended that who you picked mattered. Am I right, or just extraordinarily cynical this year?

[Jdiggity Dee]

You've good reason to be especially cynical this time around, there isn't even the pretense in the media of being objective this time around. Heck even the russkies are saying it. arrrgh.


Russia's Central Elections Committee has also assigned its Centre for the Study of Election Technology to review the U. S. election campaign.

A preliminary report prepared by the group, after studying U. S. media coverage on the NBC, CBS and ABC television networks since September, has concluded Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential candidate, has a "hidden advantage."

russkies (http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/story.html?id=901941)

-----
I so dig Palin I'm tenting...

[Dr. P]

There's a porn in the making called "Nailin' Palin," and the actress is supposed to be a dead ringer for her. Kevin and Bean have been doing script readings from it, funny stuff.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

As opposed to that bastion of truth and accountability, Palin. Right, JD?

So... are you endorsing bad behavior by pointing out the bad behavior of others?

I'm guilty of this too, we all are, but why is it that whenever someone points out that John Kerry is a flip-flopper or Joe Biden is a liar (or some other generic example), someone is always there to say... "Well Bush is a BIGGER liar and McCain flip-flops just as much" (or some other generic example)?

Did you even watch the video? I personally think that Biden wasn't "lying" per se. I think he's just towing the line for his campaign. But the fact is, is that he said that Obama was not going to "spread the wealth" even though Obama HAS SAID that he would "spread the wealth" not once, not twice, but several times.

What does that particular issue have anything to do with Sarah Palin and her various half-truths/lies? Answer: nothing.

[Belasco]

So... are you endorsing bad behavior by pointing out the bad behavior of others?

Nope.

My point is that it does no good to point out when one side lies. Every one of them are full of shit and don't deserve to be elected.

Between the candidates and the media, a large portion of the electorate have been fooled into thinking of this election as one party against another - good vs. bad. In reality, it's special interest vs. the individual and none of the politicians are on the individuals side.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I couldn't agree with you more. And for the record, I wasn't trying to get all confrontational with you. I just wanted you to clear that up for me and you did. A lot of people are so quick to address someone's wrong doing by pointing the finger somewhere else. Obviously that type of tactic does no good when addressing an issue.

[mysticllama]

I usually vote libertarian (because I'm a hippie commie optimist) but our local candidates are a little scary. Both 'bigger named' local guys seem to be from the fundamentalist christian backed Constitution party and favor strong government full of laws that back christian policy.

I'm scared to read about our national Libertarian candidate, I guess I'll probably start all of my reading and research from scratch.

Belasco - I seem to remember that you generally are/vote Libertarian? Are you finding this same issue in Texas with Libertarian candidates?

[Taco Teo]

I voted for two of the state wide Libertarian people this year, ML. The rest were a little too "scary," as you put it, for me also.

[Dr. P]

I love that "neither" is leading the pack here. I wish the national results would turn out that way.

[Belasco]

I love that "neither" is leading the pack here. I wish the national results would turn out that way.

I'm reminded of the Richard Pryor movie "Brewster's Millions".

For those that don't know:
Brewster (Pryor) is given a 30 million dollar inheritance by a very distant relative. He is given the opportunity to turn it into 300 million if he can spend the 30 million in 30 days and hold no assets.

The real genius move was when Pryor decided to get into the local NY election. In order to blow some big money he ran not as himself, but as "None of the Above". "None of the Above" won. I wish that would happen for real.



Belasco - I seem to remember that you generally are/vote Libertarian? Are you finding this same issue in Texas with Libertarian candidates?

I don't think Bob Barr is all that Libertarian myself, so on a national level that rules him out. The local Libs are ok, I guess. I'm sure by-in-large they tow the party line. All-in-all it's still Texas. Texas is red except for the little oasis of blue that is Austin. My vote won't matter and I'm taking the George Carlin approach and staying home.

[mysticllama]

I don't think Bob Barr is all that Libertarian myself, so on a national level that rules him out.

See, I know I'm terribly dense, but I would expect folks being endorsed by the party or running under the party name would actually hold the same views as the party. I don't get it, and usually I shrug and move on but right now it's making me really mad. =(

[Belasco]

Well, I think he talks about libertarian principles, but some points of his record as a Republican Congressman and some of his writings are less libertarian than I would like.

[Dr. P]

Like Ron Paul?

[Belasco]

To be so gung-ho about being the nation the Founders intended, Paul has some really bizarre opinions on Church/State separation.

[Jdiggity Dee]

If all we need to 'heal' the nation is a black prez can't we just get anyone other than O, that guy Camacho from idiocracy is a goo actor and a Screen Actors Guild member... I mean it that's more qualifications, you know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGCwgWW3_U
XkGCwgWW3_U

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Camacho was the only good thing about that movie. Gawd, that movie was pure shit. Has Luke Wilson done any good movies or is he this generation's Judge Reinhold? Actually, I think he was in a few good ones... so it looks like Luke Wilson is setting a new standard for shit.

[mysticllama]

To be so gung-ho about being the nation the Founders intended, Paul has some really bizarre opinions on Church/State separation.

http://www.house.gov/paul/tst/tst2003/tst122903.htm (for reference for those who haven't read it)

Yeah, fuck him - I'm writing in Belasco for president.

[Belasco]

Camacho was the only good thing about that movie. Gawd, that movie was pure shit.

Blasphemy!

[Dr. P]

Dude, it was pretty fucin' bad. I loved the concept, it just didn't work.

[Belasco]

Et tu, Brute?

[The BYP]

I don't know, Dax Shepard was pretty good in it.

[Dr. P]

I really, really wanted to like it.

[Heap]

I thought it had some weak moments, but was solid overall. I can't think of any newish comedies that are better.

[the deta]

I thought idiocracy was hillarious.

[Pinch One Off]

:wtf: Blackie gots six?
http://i38.tinypic.com/x38sm.jpg

[Dr. P]

And oldie got an extra vote. This shoulda been a public poll.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I thought idiocracy was hillarious.

Ed liked this movie too!!! lmao lmao lmao

Sorry Belasco, but it looks like you lost this debate. lmao I definitely stand by my claim that this movie sucks... Even moreso than before. lmao

ps. Camacho still kicks ass, though.

pss. I'm with Russ, I wanted to like this movie as well. But I also remember a time when we all wanted to like Heytina. The only problem was, he was just too goddamn retarded to like. :larry: <---him too. lol

[mysticllama]

Ed liked this movie too!!! lmao lmao lmao

I did too! I even own it and have watched it a *few* times. Electrolytes get mentioned a LOT here at Chez Llama.

I thought Luke Wilson even did a good job in it - you have to have kind of a bumbling neutral 'Alice in Wonderland' type character to see the new world though. If he just punched out everyone he met, or fucked them, it probably wouldn't have been as good of a movie (though perhaps a more interesting one if he did both at the same time)

[Mr. Irrelevant]

And oldie got an extra vote. This shoulda been a public poll.

Why do we need a public poll when you got me to give you the voting results?

Voted for McCrabby and the MILF:

The Sav
Moneymaker
Spooner
Melon
POM
Holeface
POO
Jonathan D.
The Larry

Voted for Vladimir Hussien Obama the Communist bastard:

TaCOMMIE Toe
WagesOfSin (maybe)
Peggylove (maybe)
Coach
St. Jimmy's mom
Eviltitties (She's from NY... come on!)

Took the pussy way out (not voting):

Dr. Poopie Pants
Belasco
DJB
Booze.... hahahahahahahaha!!! (but it's true)

Wasting their vote on someone else, lol:

The Deta - Voting for Green (leaf) party candidate.
Llama- because she's the contrarian that we all know and love.
KFJ- Still doing a write in vote for George Wallace! :score:
Bip- Ralph Nader... Don't lie, Bippy. We know it's true.
Dogbert- Grandma says he was to vote for Ross Perot.... forever.
Lunchbox- Pee in you butt
Heaps- because I needed another name for this column

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I did too! I even own it and have watched it a *few* times. Electrolytes get mentioned a LOT here at Chez Llama.

I thought Luke Wilson even did a good job in it - you have to have kind of a bumbling neutral 'Alice in Wonderland' type character to see the new world though. If he just punched out everyone he met, or fucked them, it probably wouldn't have been as good of a movie (though perhaps a more interesting one if he did both at the same time)

Llama... I'll... post.... slowly.... so.... you'll.... understand....

THAT MOVIE SUCKS!

:larry: <--- See him? Imagine a future filled with people just like him. Then make a movie about it. Case closed. lol

[Taco Teo]

What makes you think Spooner and HIF will vote/voted for McCain?


:poke:


Seriously, am I the only one here that has actually gone out and voted already?

[mysticllama]

Llama... I'll... post.... slowly.... so.... you'll.... understand....

*tilts head to the side and tries to concentrate*

Taco: I saw the voting line at the grocery store, but couldn't be bothered today. Maybe tomorrow!

[Mr. Irrelevant]

What makes you think Spooner and HIF will vote/voted for McCain?

Obviously that was a joke.

btw, I've already voted via mail-in ballot. And yes, I cast my vote for McFlashbacks and the MILF.

[Heap]

Why do we need a public poll when you got me to give you the voting results?

Heaps- because I needed another name for this column

lmao I think I was the first one to select the "someone else" option. My plan was to write my dad in for pres, for shits. But if I get to the voting booth late in the afternoon and the halfbreed is winning in my state, I'll suck it up and punch McCain on the ballot.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Damn Heaps... Aren't you in the most holy of battle ground states this election? All the phone calls, the mailers, political ads, and the stump rallies must be a kucking nightmare by now.

[Heap]

I've only had a handful of Obama-Bots come by my house and a shitload of fliers in my mailbox every day for the last 2 months. I'm thinking about writing something else other than "return to sender" on those fucking fliers, but by now it's probably too late. But I told the last Obama peddler to take my name off the list but I REALLY wanted to throw her ass on the street by her collar when she rolled her eyes and kind of exaggerated taking herself aback when my dog started barking. Either that or ask her what she'd think if she was demanded by the Obama government to hand the keys to her Lexus to her secretary to make sure that the wealth was effectively spread. Fuck Beans.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

lmao lmao

Any rant that ends with a "Fuck Beans" when you'd least expect it, is a rant worth reading.

[Taco Teo]

Obviously that was a joke.



That's why I put the :poke: after it, silly!

[Mr. Irrelevant]

You're right. I am being thilly.

[Jdiggity Dee]

Lookie here Teo, the redesigned flag, or is it just his logo, has a red star just like you hat.

http://www.democratnationalcommittee.com/candidates/images/barack_obama_full_color_sign_with_stakes.jpg

So you've already made a dyfferenwence!!!

[myeviltwin01]

Voted for Vladimir Hussien Obama the Communist bastard:

TaCOMMIE Toe
WagesOfSin (maybe)
Peggylove (maybe)
Coach
St. Jimmy's mom
Eviltitties (She's from NY... come on!)

Aww hell freakin NO!

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Sorry, Titties... I was only goofing.

[Taco Teo]

Lookie here Teo, the redesigned flag, or is it just his logo, has a red star just like you hat.

So you've already made a dyfferenwence!!!

I do what I can. :tip:

[moneymaker]

Why the fuck do all these niggers on welfare across the country have to vote early? Because they are working? States are even extending hours to accommodate the masses.

Vote early and vote often appears to be par for the course.

And fuck Beans!!!

[Spooner]

What 'Maker said, and I like 'Maker 'cause he's filled with hate... like ME.


:tip:

[Dr. P]

Me too. But 'Maker is full of racism and hatred that this country can not stand for. Niggers and spics are are an important part of society. Christ, I need my house cleaned. The white girl who used to pick up my empty cans and spent condoms married a richer man and suddenly had "higher standars."'

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Why the fuck do all these niggers on welfare across the country have to vote early?

Taco voted early, but she *claims* to be white.

[Taco Teo]

I am white! Nothing more American than going to vote while at work and getting paid for that time!

[Dr. P]

Oh dear god.

[Jdiggity Dee]

Oh dear god.

...our beautiful buck toof Nubian Princess has lost it and thinks she white

[Dr. P]

My point was that she thinks there's nothing more American than milking the system. I don't like to even take a shit on the clock.

[moneymaker]

I am white! Nothing more American than going to vote while at work and getting paid for that time!

By work, do you mean picking up your welfare check, and by paid, cashing said check?

[Spooner]

Don't mind me, I just poke my head in to read the 'Maker jingo zingers.

:tip: Carry on...

[Belasco]

I went back on my plan today and voted. I feel dirty now and need a shower. Why did I change my mind? Well, I guess I still have some hope that a vote like this will send a message primarily to the Republicans, but both need to get it. Shape up, assholes. Get out of my wallet, get out of everyone's personal life, clean up the corruption, and shrink government.

In case you're wondering, I went with a straight libertarian ticket (despite my reservations about Barr). And where no libertarians were running I voted against the incumbent in all cases.

[Dr. P]

I'm proud of ya. Still staying home myself, though.

[Taco Teo]

Good job, B. At least there are two votes out there for some of the Libertarian people!

[PeggyLove]

Why do we need a public poll when you got me to give you the voting results?

Voted for McCrabby and the MILF:

The Sav
Moneymaker
Spooner
Melon
POM
Holeface
POO
Jonathan D.
The Larry

Voted for Vladimir Hussien Obama the Communist bastard:

TaCOMMIE Toe
WagesOfSin (maybe)
Peggylove (maybe)
Coach
St. Jimmy's mom
Eviltitties (She's from NY... come on!)

Took the pussy way out (not voting):

Dr. Poopie Pants
Belasco
DJB
Booze.... hahahahahahahaha!!! (but it's true)

Wasting their vote on someone else, lol:

The Deta - Voting for Green (leaf) party candidate.
Llama- because she's the contrarian that we all know and love.
KFJ- Still doing a write in vote for George Wallace! :score:
Bip- Ralph Nader... Don't lie, Bippy. We know it's true.
Dogbert- Grandma says he was to vote for Ross Perot.... forever.
Lunchbox- Pee in you butt
Heaps- because I needed another name for this column

I am going to vote for the old guy, Savvy. Sorry to burst your bubble!! \\:D/

[moneymaker]

Good job, B. At least there are two votes out there for some of the Libertarian people!

Chairman Tao agrees. Do you have a half brother name Raul?


For the record I am voting for McCain not for him to win, but for Teo's savior to loose...and I am going to hold my nose doing it*. The rest go to Libertarians.


*this is what I told the asshole calling tonight. He must be used to being cussed or something because he just got louder and continued to talk over me. "I said I am voting for him, asshole!!!" He just kept on reading his script louder than ever!!! :rofl:

[Taco Teo]

Teo's savior

:omfg:

Hey now! If you recall, I didn't say I was happy when I cast my vote for him. I only like him a smidge better than the old guy and the woman. That ain't saying much.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I was almost considering voting for a Libertarian, but there were actually two Libertarian tickets on the ballot. I don't remember who was whom, but one of the Libertarians had a Socialist for a running mate! WTF? Someone explain to how a traditional Libertarian can even remotely agree with a socialist?

Anyway, fuck the Demoncats, fuck the Repugnantcans and fuck Beans.

ps. I still stand by my vote for "McCane" and the fantasy school teacher.

Seriously... I really hope that they win just so we can have an entire generation of young men one day admit to the fact that their first mono-sexual experience, was jerking off to her image during their tween years.

[Taco Teo]

Seriously... I really hope that they win just so we can have an entire generation of young men one day admit to the fact that their first mono-sexual experience, was jerking off to her image during their tween years.

Ewwww! That thought alone is enough to make me glad I voted for Obama! :rofl:

[Jdiggity Dee]

If they ever put Palin on the dollar bill porno booths and strippers won't get any business and it'll increase male teenage savings.

[mysticllama]

Today my job is to research our local guys and figure out who a good judge etc would be.

We have an independent woman running for our county superior court - she and talks about how she wants to pull on her training as a scientist at Purdue Univ to help her make rational non partisan decisions. I think she has my vote

President? I still think Belasco would do better than the other candidates, and I don't like that the libertarian party is being populated by almost-Republicans who seem to want to lessen government interference in some areas and expand it a lot in others. You may be written in yet, 'lasco... At least I figure if you didn't know something you'd either make up something amusing and GUESS at it, or find someone who knew a thing about it and ask THEM.

[Steve]

Cthulhu for President, "Bob" for Vice.

Or maybe Nyarlathotep for Prez, as a Prez needs to be able to have 1,000 different faces...

[Belasco]

Cthulhu for President, "Bob" for Vice.

Or maybe Nyarlathotep for Prez, as a Prez needs to be able to have 1,000 different faces...

I think you're going to like the podcast. I've included a song for us "Mythos" types.

[mysticllama]

Got this Tshirt a couple months ago:

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/200/OWD40012-M-200.jpg

While we were grocery shopping this weekend, a little kid in a cart got all excited when he saw it and laughed and waved his arms around and smiled

I like to think that he was touched by the madness of the old one, and didn't just accidentally think it was one of those ORDINARY dairy cows...

[the deta]

Whats whith this Cthulhu thing. Is he a pokeman?

[Belasco]

Whats whith this Cthulhu thing. Is he a pokeman?

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.net/images/200px-Creed.jpg

[the deta]

Yeah? WEll i dont know who the hell that is either.

[Jdiggity Dee]

Ed, the guy in the photos called Peekatchu, I think his power is pilfering and footbinding.

[Dr. P]

Play some Pokemon Ed, then we'll talk.

[Jdiggity Dee]

She probably thinks she'll get free snakes and goldfish food too.

Warning Really idiotic Obama supporters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381gFG4Crr8
381gFG4Crr8

Suicide note left for Obama leaves wife and family to him to take care of
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site525/2008/1030/20081030__1031-B4-jumper_200.jpg

Police confirmed that the man left behind a note that read, "Obama take care of my family."

http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_10861445

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

"I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage!"

BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[moneymaker]

I just got off the horn with my stepfather. He is is 71, lifelong democrat, union supporter to this day (even though the Teamsters, to whom he paid over 40 years of dues, reduced his retirement by 60% AND cut his medical out), never voted for anyone but a democrat said it best.

He was not joking or trying to be funny in any way. From the heart:

"Obama (sic) can't win because he's lost too many nigger votes"

"How's that?"

"He's promised all those fuckers jobs!"


I hope he's right!

[Dr. P]

I resigning myself to accept that it may just be Osama for 4 years.

[moneymaker]

Thanks, Teo.

[Taco Teo]

Oh, you all know I live in a red state. There ain't no way he's getting our electoral "points."

[mysticllama]

I'm either writing in Belasco (good music and podcasts for all!), Booze (for the story) or someone that can guarantee me always good DLC weeks for rock band.

Or I'm not voting at all, it's one of those.

[moneymaker]

Oh, you all know I live in a red state. There ain't no way he's getting our electoral "points."

We are all aware of your affection for a "red" state.

[Dr. P]

I didn't say I was votin' for him. We're fucked either way.

[Taco Teo]

We're fucked either way.

I agree with you 100% on this one, Russy.

As I mentioned before, I never, ever, felt good about picking who I picked. However, I picked the lesser of two evils in my "world." When it comes down to it, I don't care are the rich and the big businesses, since I will never be in either. Eh...I'll just be happy when this whole thing is over.

[Dr. P]

When it comes down to it, I don't care are the rich and the big businesses, since

Huh??

[Taco Teo]

Huh??

Sorry. I've never claimed to be good at multi-tasking. I don't care ABOOT...was how it was supposed to read.

[The BYP]

Since you work for the Gov'ment i'd see how you would feel about the rich and big business because we all know that most of the tax revenue comes from the poor.

[The BYP]

By the way Teo I found you a date, you guys may have the same dentist!

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/87%20Elf%20Nerd.jpg

[Taco Teo]

Cool. Thanks, Bippy.

Also, just to clear the record, I don't actually work for the state. Or the government. Or the county. Here is the deal, for any of you that actually care:

Mental Health Mental Retardation of Tarrant County is an independent local unit of government--not a state, federal or county agency. We are one of 41 community mental health mental retardation centers in Texas. We are located at over 100 sites throughout Tarrant County. We have approximately 1,100 employees.

Also, if any of you have any desire to donate to the Taco fund:
Charitable contributions to MHMRTC are allowable deductions for federal income tax purposes as set forth under Paragraph 170(c)(1) of the IRS Code.

[moneymaker]

Cool. Thanks, Bippy.

Also, just to clear the record, I don't actually work for the state. Or the government. Or the county. Here is the deal, for any of you that actually care:

Mental Health Mental Retardation of Tarrant County is an independent local unit of government--not a state, federal or county agency. We are one of 41 community mental health mental retardation centers in Texas. We are located at over 100 sites throughout Tarrant County. We have approximately 1,100 employees.

Also, if any of you have any desire to donate to the Taco fund:
Charitable contributions to MHMRTC are allowable deductions for federal income tax purposes as set forth under Paragraph 170(c)(1) of the IRS Code.


1,100 employees!?! How many retards can there be in one county?

[Taco Teo]

We cover the retards, the crazies and (no disrespect to him AT ALL) kids like Sav's. We also have a crisis line, respite and residential services. So, it sounds like a lot, but really is isn't.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I know exactly what you're talking about, Toe. My son gets some services from an organization similar to yours. It's called the MHTFWCCCDBFTDCHFG of Washington.

I'm kidding, it's called VCTC.

[moneymaker]

The Van Cortlandt Track Club (http://www.vctc.org/)? Did he place?

[Dr. P]

I just talked to Larry, he's voting in his first general election this year. My understanding is that he's voting for a smoker:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2q8ab7d.jpg

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

"wtf is this guy's problem"

lmao lmao lmao lmoa

[mysticllama]

I voted so that I could keep the water companies rates under the firm iron grasp of the state oversight committee for something or the blah blah (because though I like mostly local control of stuff, I don't need our water rates to go up just so they can siphon funds to the overpriced recycling program that our waste management so wastefully runs - if a program is profitable it should exist on its own and not need government to keep it propped up and limping.) - and so I could vote an independent in as a judge. I voted out most of the incumbents because I'm probably an idiot, but I like shit getting rotated in and out, like produce and dated-canned goods, and coffee.

Schoolboards, no one seems to give a shit about, so since I don't know where any of those guys stand on proper science education, no one got my vote. Does anyone besides the PTA ever know about any of thsoe guys?

This morning anyone that would have run on the Coffee Roaster/Quicker Medical Treatment Rather Than Waiting for Tests and Labs ticket probably would have gotten my vote. There should be no way that an Iron or Lipid panel should take more than a day to get results back from unless you actually live in a town with no stop sign or stoplight - and life is too short to waste on stale over-roasted burnt ashy tasting shit coffee (or shitty mostly-dust tea for that matter).

[Spooner]

Who are the other six communists on this poll here?!! Stand up and show yourselves! We already know about TaCommie, but who else is voting for an inexperienced, verbally bumbling darkie with an education and apparent IQ that I would definitely call into question right about now.

VOTE QUIMBY!!... I mean McCain!! SFJ was FOUNDED on the socially conservative, non-religious principles of the GOP! Where's fuckin' Moneymaker when ya need him!!!! (That Klan rally has GOT to be over by now.)

[the deta]

I just talked to Larry, he's voting in his first general election this year. My understanding is that he's voting for a smoker:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2q8ab7d.jpg


I'm sorry, but this needed to be posted again, even if its just 2 posts above. I think this is one of the funniest innerweb pictures EVER. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Okay, forget my question in the Random Thoughts thread from a minute ago. You *are* back in dirt-weed. Nevermind. :tip:

[the deta]

dude! COme on, you gotta admit that is top notch right there!

[moneymaker]

Who are the other six communists on this poll here?!! Stand up and show yourselves! We already know about TaCommie, but who else is voting for an inexperienced, verbally bumbling darkie with an education and apparent IQ that I would definitely call into question right about now.

VOTE QUIMBY!!... I mean McCain!! SFJ was FOUNDED on the socially conservative, non-religious principles of the GOP! Where's fuckin' Moneymaker when ya need him!!!! (That Klan rally has GOT to be over by now.)

'Maker is here at work pouting. Got passed over for a promised promotion today AND sent in my property taxes.

I am leaving work early to vote becasue my polling place will be full since everyone in my precinct is white (i.e. they have jobs).

[Jdiggity Dee]

^^shit that is some whammies. Sorry, dude.
------
Another reason for oldie
Typical musloid Kenyan family to celebrate by slaughtering bulls, chicken and goats (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5082040.ece)
how civilized

[the deta]

http://www.thecoolhunter.net/images/stories/2007pics/storiesnew2007pics/marchpics/obama-mccain.jpg

[Jdiggity Dee]

^^^great.
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http://i34.tinypic.com/335aaab.jpg

[Belasco]

Though the person I voted for has absolutely no chance, I still can't help but think about the huge gut-laugh I would have over Obama losing. I live for crushed hopes and shattered dreams and this would be a global heartbreak. The shocked faces and tears would be priceless. Still, the Republicans deserve to lose big in both houses and the presidency. It'll hurt financially, but nothing else is going to wake them up and bring them back to the ideas of smaller, less-intrusive government. Hopefully, some young Goldwater-esque candidate will show up and not be in the pocket of the nutbag religious wing of the party.

We need what P.J. O'Rourke calls a Republican Party Reptile:

The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:

“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loopholes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms.

“There are thousands of people in America who feel this way, especially after three or four drinks. If all of us would unite and work together, we could give this country. . . well, a real bad hangover.”

--P.J. O'Rourke

[Spooner]

^^JD, that's the best fucking Obama drop of all time. Where the FUCK has THAT been. You coulda saved the other 8,000 and just dropped THAT one--that says it ALL RIGHT THERE.


Ed, "the shit" is you as a chicken farmer/cock-fighter--the Obama one's just mildly amusing at best. Oh, and you with the Hamburglar Helper guy helping you look for the nickel-sack of dirt-weed you're apparently sitting on--that one's "the shit," too. lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:

“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loopholes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms.

“There are thousands of people in America who feel this way, especially after three or four drinks. If all of us would unite and work together, we could give this country. . . well, a real bad hangover.”

--P.J. O'Rourke


Fuck the levity---that sounds pretty fuggin' good to me, man!!!!!

[mysticllama]

and jewelry on men

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Xamandria/82329_Mr_T.jpg

[Jdiggity Dee]

a video worth watching as they pigeon hole some of the double voters.

An Atlanta tv station finds 100,000 plus folks registered to vote in more than 1 state. [mmm, Wonder which party they support?]

http://www.wsbtv.com/video/17878347/index.html

-----------
2 Black Panthers in Paramilitary clothes brandishing sticks at a Philly voting place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGbKHyGuHU
neGbKHyGuHU

[Mr. Irrelevant]

That must suck for you, JD. The one day out of the year that you're able to get out of your cheesecrawl just so's you can vote; And it's cloudy outside and their's boogies rolling around the polling stations with billy clubs! Fuck Beans.

[Spooner]

Those were two solid links, JD. I sent 'em both to my ex-dolly's Irish-Catholic hardcore Republican father. He's gonna have a fucking stroke when he sees this shit. I could swear I heard the guy with the nigger-be-good-stick mutter, "Shiiiii, man... fuck Beanz!"

[Booze]

2 Black Panthers in Paramilitary clothes brandishing sticks at a Philly voting place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGbKHyGuHU
neGbKHyGuHU

I wondered what'd happened to Professor Griff.

[Booze]

On the BBC panel in the studio tonight... Hitchens.

Huuuuge. He just accused Palin of believing in witches. Then he downed a triple whiskey and glassed a vicar.

I'm gonna stay tuned.

[Belasco]

I wish he was in studio with Ron and Fez. Christ that would make the show perfect.

[Dr. P]

I'd be even more all over their coverage than I already am!

[Dr. P]

PA just went Obama. It's *probably* over.

[melon]

77-34, the darkie.

[Dr. P]

PA ain't official, it looks like. But the reports ain't lookin' good.

[melon]

Obama is winning Florida. I wonder who Beans voted for. Fuck Beans.

[Dr. P]

103-45 Blackie.

[the deta]

The story of the night has been the princes laia shit they got going on over on CNN. They had this reporter in studio "via hologram"


lmao lmao lmao lmao

[melon]

The story of the night has been the princes laia shit they got going on over on CNN. They had this reporter in studio "via hologram"


lmao lmao lmao lmao

That shit was so stupid. It was a shitty lo-res hologram too. lmao lmao

[Heap]

Maybe Beans rose from the dead to save freedom in Florida. Praise Beans!

edit: Via hologram?!? lmao lmao lmao

[the deta]

It was just like star wars... there was an earie glowing halo around the person and everything

[moneymaker]

PA ain't official, it looks like. But the reports ain't lookin' good.

Despite that "fat little bastard" Murtha. Fuck Beans!!!!

[melon]

CNN has 174-49, sambo.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I can't believe this asshole is actually going to win the election! Well... I can believe it, but I can't believe that so many people are voting for this empty suited fraud.

Wow, I guess the rest of the world was right afterall... Americans are stupid. I mean, if this were 1992 and Clinton had even a FRACTION of the Obama's socialist ideas, a FRACTION of Obama's studdering, a FRACTION of Obama's shoddy social policy ethics, and even a FRACTION of the bad connections to radical freaks, terrorists, and haters of America; Pappy Bush would have wiped the electoral floor with Clinton's ass. It would have made the Reagan vs. Mondale electoral landslide, look like a close race.

I cannot believe that America has come to a point where we'd want a guy who will "spread the wealth" so we don't have to pay a mortgage or work hard... or even work at all. Yeah, there's always a rich guy around the corner who will be FORCED to take care of us.... right? Christ!

Listen carefully kids....

The reason why socialism doesn't work is because the best of intentions never do. Socialism is about making everything "fair". And Obama has done a great job at over-simplifying that issue. The problem is that when the wealthy are forced to pick up the slack for the poor, the wealthy cease to remain wealthy. Or.... they're forced to be the slaves of the "equal patrol government" and either have their assets ripped away, or they have to kiss ass and/or bribe officials. The super rich do akay because they are given positions of power in other areas in exchange for their money. But the middle class become poor and the poor become slaves. Eventually, socialism gives way to full-blown communism much like HIV paves the way for The AIDS. And ehen communism takes root, everyone is a slave in one respect or another.

I don't believe that Obama is a closet communist. But his rise to power will pave the way for a more tolerant view of socialist values. America can't just keep printing money and our government can't continue to pay for some poor black bitch who's too lazy to properly take care of her kids with an ernest job. So.... when the money runs out, then what? She'll still need help, right? But there's no money left to help her? So what happens? She either dies, or she becomes a slave.... again, lol.

[moneymaker]

Viva labama!!! ~Chairman Teo

[Dr. P]

Fuck me. This is lookin' over.

[Taco Teo]

I'd just like to say, that the early voting results from my county show that McCain beat Obama 53.37% to 45.97%. So see, told you my vote wouldn't count! \\:D/

[The BYP]

Yep, I just gave my black neighbors my tv.

[melon]

CNN projects Ohio for Obama. Thats another 20.

[Jdiggity Dee]

CNN projects Ohio for Obama. Thats another 20.

I looked at a page off of drudge and only 12 % of precincts in Ohio were in so far. It's far too early to believe any call on the results. This type of shit is spread around to dispirit folks in Western States whose polling stations are still open.

Hail Dear Leader and Fuck Beans

[Spooner]

CNN projects EVERY state for Obama. Go watch Fox, Melon.



*Edit: JD speaks the troof. That's tactic's cheap and has whiskers.

[melon]

lmao I don't get FOX or I definitely would be.

[the deta]

Yep, I just gave my black neighbors my tv.

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Dr. P]

Yep, I just gave my black neighbors my tv.

:rofl:


I woulda done the same. But I don't have any black neighbors... yet.

[Roland Schwinn]

I blame that bitch Hillary for not beating this Chimp when she had the chance.... she crowned herself Queen in Feb 2007 and forgot to campaign until it was too late.... God, I can't believe I'd ever say I'd rather have Hillary in the White House...

Anyone but the negro in 2012.....

[Spooner]

Amen ta that!

I never thought I'd say this in a million years, but you guys REALLY need to go check out JD's link on the story where all the swamp-donkeys are voting in multiple states with absentee ballots, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF 'EM. I remember Damon Wayans talking about OJ getting a civil case brought against him and saying, "What kind of nigger rule is THAT?!" Well, I ask that same question now.

[Dr. P]

He won't be there (live) long. As much as I hate the implications of that.

[Spooner]

Yeah, as I've said before, that's my Big Fear #2. It'll only get worse after that, man. Oh, Christ... I need some strong dope to calm me nerves (or a shiner).

[Dr. P]

It's my #1. Of course, I live amongst the reds and idiots who freely speak as much. But if those jack-asses are as numerous as I tend to think, I oughta go ahead and get a "Black-Owned" sign for "when."

[Taco Teo]

I think it's Palin's fault. If she hadn't been his running mate there was a pretty good chance I would have cast my vote for him. I mean, he is pretty liberal for a Republican. I just can't stand her.

[Spooner]

Running mates have NEVER had an affect, Taco. Dan Quayle? John Edwards?!!! It never matters.

[Dr. P]

She can die in a fire. She HAD (has) an effect. I know rednecks.

[Taco Teo]

Eh, generally I would agree with you, Spoon, but I think in this case it did make a bit of a difference.

[Belasco]

I think it's the Republican Party's fault. Between Bush, the Patriot Act, rampant government spending/expansion, and no clear victory plan in Iraq it was a lost cause from the beginning. Palin didn't help.

[Spooner]

Popular vote is what should fucking matter--this Electoral College is for shit. It doesn't truly let the people vote. And if you guys think Palin is putting a dent in the fact that a "black president" is up for grabs after a horribly tight loss to Gore and the last to Kerry? Well, I'll just graciously agree to disagree. :tip:

[The BYP]

I blame these guys.

http://liverpool.fluxtime.com/images/slave1.jpg

[Taco Teo]

Popular vote is what should fucking matter--this Electoral College is for shit.

I believe I said that in another thread, but, in case I didn't, I agree with you 100% on this one. I never understand this stupid electoral college thing.

[Belasco]

The Electoral College was setup because the founders didn't trust the public to elect the President. The reasons why are numerous. I think it's smart way to go seeing as how this isn't a democracy - nor should it be. That being said, the amendment to allow the direct election of Senators by the public was a shitty decision.

[The BYP]

Well it was designed so that the major cities wouldn't rule an election. Although I believe now it has the opposite effect.

[the deta]

I agree with all of 'lascos comments on this issue.

Carry on.

[Booze]

But if those jack-asses are as numerous as I tend to think, I oughta go ahead and get a "Black-Owned" sign for "when."

Whatever happens, Russ, you should get one of those signs that says 'No Snakes Are Kept In This Store Overnight. Fuck Beans.'

[Spooner]

^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ... And an equal amount for Russ's comment about putting a "Black Owned" sign on his shop!


Well it was designed so that the major cities wouldn't rule an election. Although I believe now it has the opposite effect.


^^Hear hear. You can look back at the original reasons for MANY of the founding laws, protocols, and regulations, but as decades wear on, the flaws start to really grow in size and scope.

And, again, this is why I don't talk politics. I like my buddies, so I'm a keep 'em and bow out for the night... and I'm a go hit that graveyard if Obama wins.

:tip:

Tomorrow should be a huge day at SFJ.


*Edit: Ed, you're not doing Briggs any favors by agreeing with him under your normal username.

[the deta]

OH shit! Will I AM is on CNN VIA HOLIGRAPH!!!!

EDIT: Spoonman, i am not ashamed to say i agree with lasco!

[Belasco]

VA was just called for Obama.

Now it's over. California will put him at 275.

[Booze]

OH shit! Will I AM is on CNN VIA HOLIGRAPH!!!!


Get used to him, Ed. He's your new Secretary of State.

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[melon]

Get used to him, Ed. He's your new Secretary of State.

lma lmao lmao

Speaking of that, I don't even want think what his cabinet's gonna look like. Jesus Christ that's gonna be a nightmare.

[melon]

CNN projects Obama the new President.

[Booze]

And the Beeb.

[Heap]

At least I have my health.

[Taco Teo]

And Fox News.

[melon]

Now I can get those 20"s I always wanted for my car.

[Dr. P]

I still have my white friends! Named things like Melon, MoneyMaker, Belasco and the Sav!

[Roland Schwinn]

Let's all hope that he governs with the white half of his brain....

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Are there seriously people here who think Palin had a negative effect on the preponderance of voters who would have allegedly voted for McCain? Taco? Russ? Seriously?

She energized the base! A base, I'll remind you, that wasn't too keen on McCain when he was going in. If either one of you two voted against him because of her... Well, that's sad.

Not only is it sad, but it's ill educated. I'd expect better from either one of you on this one. If we all used THAT logic, then Gore should have easily won in 2000. And THAT'S exactly why we vote for/against the guy who's running for President, not his running mate.

Belasco's right, it wasn't Palin that lost it for McCain, it was Bush, the economy and the Republicans acting like Democrats.

btw, Taco... no one gives a shit if your alleged vote didn't count in Texas. For all we know, you voted in Wisconsin.... And Obama won in that state. I'd drop a score it smiley but I'm too bummed.

[Taco Teo]

Sorry, Sav.

And no, she isn't the only reason I didn't vote Republican. I'm just saying for me, she didn't help matters. As in, I'm sure there are a lot of women that voted for McCain simply because they like the thought of a female in a high-powered position like that. I'm not one of those. Hope that makes sense.