Who WILL win the election?

[Dr. P]

I made a $100 bet that it'll be the muslim negro. Bush's approval rating is in the low 20's. Who y'all niggers think?

[The BYP]

It will be Mcain. If Obama was white he wouldn't even qualify.

[Heap]

I just don't see Obama as president. It all just seems so awkward, he doesn't seem like a leader. I guess you could've said the same thing about George Bush in the '00 election, but when it comes down to it, I can't see Obama getting elected. Mebbe we need to have that dark-lipped motherfucker elected to get it out of our system for 4 years.

[Roland Schwinn]

If you believe in things like polls then Osama Obama is in trouble... he should have a double digit lead by now - he didn't even get a bump after picking Biden... but polls can be mis-leading, exit polls in '04 said Kerry would win by a landslide... who the fuck knows... I want McCain for one reason - he said he won't raise taxes. Besides - if a black man gets into the White House is there enough linoleum in the world to cover the floors in that place?

[moneymaker]

pee in you butt wins again.

[Boyd]

I don't know who will win, but I do know that if Obama doesn't, we will never hear the end of it. Amerika is racist, the election was rigged, etc.

I saw a recent poll that said the 95% of blacks polled, said they are going to vote for Obama. Of course most of them are in jail and can't vote anyway, but my point is that if 95% of white voters were to vote for McCain becuase he is white, Obama wouldn't have snowball's chance in Hell.

95% is off the charts statistically speaking. So really, who are the most racist people in America?

[Pull Out Method]

Dead heat in here. I know too many crackers that will vote for Osama simply because they are afraid of being called racist. on a side note - I think it's hilarious when white people justify doing racist shit by telling you about their one black friend. lmao

[TheWagesofSin]

I'll consider voting for Obama once I've listened to the debates and heard what it is he means by this "change" he's blathering on about that's making everyone's assholes lubricate. If by "change" he means the same tired Democrat message of raising taxes and specious "it takes a village" horseshit, I'm out. It'll be another year of me voting for the most retarded third-party candidate possible ( I haven't voted Republican yet, and won't until they stop sucking the taint of the Religious Right- and oh, they don't stand for lowering taxes, either, despite what they might say. Fuck them, too).

To answer the question: It's gonna be another tight race. I'm not sure what will happen. Obama might have the charisma to pull it off, but I can't see the middle of the country voting for him. As a Kansan relative of mine said: " A black man running this country will be the beginning of the apocalypse". I think that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Wagons isn't the only midwesterner that feels that way.

McCain wins in a squeaker.

[Spooner]

It will be Mcain. If Obama was white he wouldn't even qualify.



/thread

[mysticllama]

I'm going to need to find a Cthulhu for president sign for the front window of the store.. and possibly stock up on some hentai in case that gives anyone any ideas ;)

[dogbert7693]

I don't know who will win, but I do know that if Obama doesn't, we will never hear the end of it. Amerika is racist, the election was rigged, etc.

I saw a recent poll that said the 95% of blacks polled, said they are going to vote for Obama. Of course most of them are in jail and can't vote anyway, but my point is that if 95% of white voters were to vote for McCain becuase he is white, Obama wouldn't have snowball's chance in Hell.

95% is off the charts statistically speaking. So really, who are the most racist people in America?


Isn't that the percent of the black vote Democrats normally get anyway?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I made a $100 bet that it'll be the muslim negro. Bush's approval rating is in the low 20's. Who y'all niggers think?

The fact that you (A) bet $100 on (B) a Presidential race, is highly disturbing to me.

Is there anything out there that you WON'T risk losing 100 bones on?

[Dr. P]

It'll be a win outcome either way. Yeah, I'll pretty much bet on anything.

[TheWagesofSin]

I'll bet you $100 dogbert makes a shitty post within the next 24 hours.

[Dr. P]

He's been online too much to make that bet today.

[PeggyLove]

Sorry Russy, you have lost $100.

[Dr. P]

You been following this race?

[Booze]

I stuck 200 quid on Obama back in March, when my Betfair account was well flush. The odds were 2-1 then, & now they're down to 2-1 on. I reckon me & Russ are in with a good shout.

When the bloody hell is this election anyway?

[Dr. P]

November.

[PeggyLove]

You been following this race?

Bits and pieces...yes.

[Dr. P]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/SweetPeaOfTheGames/catstare.gif

[PeggyLove]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jdiggity Dee]

It's old news, I know, so don't call a savvy on this:

Biden says he and Obama got tested for AIDS (what a goof, I'm sure they test for HIV)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulJXJUjAKLk
ulJXJUjAKLk

[dogbert7693]

[QUOTE=JonathanD;282542]
Biden says he and Obama got tested for AIDS (what a goof, I'm sure they test for HIV)
QUOTE]

As partners should.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Memo to JD: It's not called "Getting Savvyed", it's called "Getting Sav'ed".

[Heap]

[QUOTE=JonathanD;282542]
Biden says he and Obama got tested for AIDS (what a goof, I'm sure they test for HIV)
QUOTE]

As partners should.

How the hell do you screw that up, too?!?

[Dr. P]

[QUOTE=dogbert7693;282545]

How the hell do you screw that up, too?!?

:rofl: It even did it to us!

[Heap]

[QUOTE=In a Heap;282549]

:rofl: It even did it to us!

It's a cascading Dogbert effect! lmao

[dogbert7693]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

[QUOTE=In a Heap;282549]

It even did it to us!

It's a cascading Dogbert effect! lmao

[QUOTE=The Sav]What the f is goin on here

.....

[Dr. P]

lmao! I just was checking the results of this poll. Who's the wise guy who registered as Joe Biden?!

[Heap]

I saw him lurking at one point last night. I wonder if it's one of those Jehova's Witness style Obama supporters that interrupt your daily activities by pushing their shit on you on the street or knocking on your front door.

Edit: Jonathan D. McCain lmao

[Dr. P]

At any rate, if SFJ were real life there wouldn't even be an election. I still wonder how many people answer these things with their favorite. Kinda like Peggy and Ed answering a poll saying the Packers and Browns respectively will win the Super Bowl next year.

Spoon made a good point a while back in another thread about when that voting curtain closes. I just can't see anyone being undecided on these two. Or easily changing their minds.

[Heap]

If it came down to the two, I'd hope McCain wins. But, it's my policy to write in an absurd choice for president until there is a legitimate third party. This year, I'm writing in my dad.

[St. Jimmy]

Not sure, but I'd say this country is still fucked no matter who wins.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

So what brought you back to SFJ, Jimbo?

[Heap]

Yeah, Jim. What gives? That little punk dropped by to check to see if anyone wished him happy birthday! What an ass!.

[St. Jimmy]

Should I bother making a thread on why i'm back?

[Jdiggity Dee]

Did someone torch the pampers plant?

[Dr. P]

Did someone torch the pampers plant?
:rofl: :rofl: :score:



Should I bother making a thread on why i'm back?

Please do. We all really like you or dislike you here, it'll be interesting no matter what!

[Heap]

Should I bother making a thread on why i'm back?

I figured it out already. It's your birthday and you wanted to see if someone made a thread about it.

[St. Jimmy]

I figured it out already. It's your birthday and you wanted to see if someone made a thread about it.

No fuck that! The only person that would do that is Larry and he told me he's not on here alot anymore.

[Dr. P]

Happy birfday Thomas.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Did someone torch the pampers plant?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Damn, JD... I never thought I'd read a post coming from you that would cause me to spit pop onto my monitor. Bravo!

[Jdiggity Dee]

inappropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdl-wXB9do
8bdl-wXB9do

[Cliff Pettigrew]

inappropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdl-wXB9do
8bdl-wXB9do

She'll never go back.

[Pull Out Method]

She'll never go back.

lmao lmao lmao

[TheWagesofSin]

>>>>>>

Washington Insiders Say Obama Affair to be Revealed in Fox News Investigative Report


WASHINGTON (AP) Until now he's waged a near-flawless campaign. But anonymous sources say a story on Special Report with Brit Hume will reveal an extramarital affair Barack Obama had with a staffer on the voter registration drive Project Vote in 1992.

link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA)

[Dr. P]

I'm not falling for it. Been Vanilla rolled too many times!

[Jdiggity Dee]

The Daily Show did a great piece on Obama. Anyhoo...

[cue the orchestra to play the Lion King theme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E8DLooMxTU
1E8DLooMxTU

[Jdiggity Dee]

oopsie daisy, he should practice his lies in front of a mirror first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGMQ5DpVVTM
MGMQ5DpVVTM

[Spooner]

I'll send a shiny U.S. quarter from the great state of Wershington to the first cat who can count how many Obama links, pics, and videos JD has posted here. Or I'll wire ya two dollars. :tip:

How many jelly beans ARE in that goddamn jar. ?

[Jdiggity Dee]

Send the $$'s to SFJ.

http://sweetfeatheryjesus.com/forum/search.php?searchid=780253

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I'll send a shiny U.S. quarter from the great state of Wershington to the first cat who can count how many Obama links, pics, and videos JD has posted here. Or I'll wire ya two dollars. :tip:

How many jelly beans ARE in that goddamn jar. ?

Shut up or JD will post another Obama video.