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Dr. P
06-04-2008, 09:35 AM
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
Franks n Beans
06-04-2008, 09:54 AM
She is pretty nasty. Never understood the hype surrounding her at all.
The BYP
06-04-2008, 10:01 AM
Once had a nice ass, (circa Honeymoon vegas)
Spooner
06-04-2008, 12:40 PM
To this very day, the mere sight of her (especially some recent magazine cover I was exposed to) truly makes me wish I were EyesShotOutJosh. Possibly ... scratch that ... DEFINITELY thee ugliest celebrity whore I've ever beheld. Couldn't even handle that puss on Square Pegs.
Jdiggity Dee
06-04-2008, 02:12 PM
Larry's beloved Show, Family Guy, had a line "SJP looks like feet." So right, I used to think she was horsey now I think she's feet-like.
Hole In Face
06-04-2008, 05:57 PM
Yeah, she is pretty fugly, man. Hard to look at, that's for sure. Another one I would add to the same list as looking like a horse is Hilary Swank. Every time I see her I think of a line from South Park.

"I thought I saw Hilary Swank, but it turned out to be a dead horse." :rofl:
The BYP
06-04-2008, 06:00 PM
Imagine SJP booty, Hillary Swanks Boobage and Mr Eds face! Now there's a woman I could settle down with.
The BYP
06-04-2008, 06:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IPtrVhiDt0
3IPtrVhiDt0
The Sav
06-04-2008, 07:43 PM
^^^
Only 10X?



































lmfao
TheWagesofSin
06-04-2008, 07:45 PM
shit, I deleted that post just as you responded! Hurry up and delete yours too so Beans never knows what I said about SJP being 10X hotter than any chick he has ever banged.


On second thought, don't worry about it. lol
The Sav
06-04-2008, 07:52 PM
Don't worry, Wedge. Beans will never hate you as much as he hates that little HoleFace punk. Compared to him, you're like an angel of Go.
Belasco
06-04-2008, 07:53 PM
I like her.
Booze
06-04-2008, 09:01 PM
Matthew Broderick should've stayed with that other big nosed bird. At least hers fell off.
Cliff Pettigrew
06-04-2008, 09:16 PM
Picture # 6 and 15 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Dr. P
06-04-2008, 10:53 PM
I'm sad for Beans now.
Pinch One Off
06-05-2008, 10:28 AM
Don't kid yourselves. You would all hit it. But the question is how many beers?
The BYP
06-05-2008, 10:38 AM
Don't kid yourselves. You would all hit it. But the question is how many beers?

I'm sure she'd need a twelve pack.
Taco Teo
06-05-2008, 09:28 PM
But the question is how many beers?

Didn't THAT used to be a thread topic also?
The Sav
06-06-2008, 01:36 AM
Yes, and it was a great thread that died before it's time.
Dr. P
06-06-2008, 10:16 AM
Didn't it get shut down on accounta Valko post mulleted boys in it or something?
The Sav
06-06-2008, 12:32 PM
I remember him doing a lot of bitching and moaning, and also him wanting... no... forcing people to embrace him for being gay, mulleted and sensitive.

I'll never forget this classic Vako moment...

"WE ARE ALL ONE... WE ARE THE UNIVERSE!!!" (from the "Who is your God" thread)

I think we need a version 2 of that thread, it really brought out the best in all of us... And by best, I mean worse. But that's what made it so go dam great. lmao
The BYP
06-06-2008, 12:52 PM
I can accept gays, but fuck if I'm gonna embrace you. That's how you get the gay aids.
TheWagesofSin
06-06-2008, 05:19 PM
My favorite was when Vako posted Rob Halford lyrics (jesus!), then got pissed when someone made a gay crack.

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3713&highlight=universe
Pull Out Method
06-06-2008, 06:43 PM
lmao lmao lmao what a douche

wtf happened to brooksy?
Dr. P
06-06-2008, 08:22 PM
I think he crapped out when the website switched from PhBBB to V-Bulletin. No idea why, everybody liked that dude.
Roland Schwinn
06-07-2008, 01:19 AM
I liked Sarah Jessica Parker when she was the lead singer of Twisted Sister.....

http://www.deesnider.com/CMS/images/stories/privateparts/deeprivateparts240.jpg
Belasco
06-07-2008, 01:28 AM
Why isn't she in jail for killing Mr. Hands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan)?
melon
06-07-2008, 09:19 AM
Good luck on her Triple Crown bid today.
Verno
06-07-2008, 09:53 AM
Triple crown? WOW, she's already won 2 Super Bowls, but some people like to give most of that credit to Terrell Davis.
Dr. P
06-07-2008, 10:07 AM
lmao!
the deta
06-07-2008, 10:23 AM
I agree with the hillary swank comment and would like to add jennifer garner to the mix. HELLOOOOOOO SQUARE JAW!
Dr. P
08-01-2010, 02:05 PM
Bump. There are a lot of chicks who aren't so hot who are all the rave today. I'll start with Miley Cyrus.
Belasco
08-01-2010, 02:06 PM
Bump. There are a lot of chicks who aren't so hot who are all the rave today. I'll start with Miley Cyrus.

She's a mouth-breathing skank.

I'll take Selena Gomez any goddamn day.
robbrevere
08-01-2010, 05:51 PM
She's a mouth-breathing skank.

I'll take Selena Gomez any goddamn day.

And I will take jennette mccurdy and like gomez she too is now 18 :)
The Sav
08-01-2010, 08:54 PM
Selena Gomez has ZERO tits. She a cute little thing n' all, but a bitch has got to at least have a B cup, or a phenominally perky set of A's. Miley Cyrus is an ugly little shank though, at least we all agree on that.
Belasco
08-01-2010, 09:28 PM
They ain't ZERO, man.

To quote Anthony Michael Hall in "Weird Science", "...anything bigger than a handful, you're asking for a sprained thumb."
The Sav
08-01-2010, 09:39 PM
Look man, I've seen nuts on a pitbull what had more substance than he chest. I don't have a problem with smaller breasts, I just have a problem with no breasts. Hey... at least we agree that Miley is a no good trashbag ho.
Booze
08-01-2010, 10:25 PM
I didn't know who this Selena Gomez bird was, so I did a Google image search for her. I'm pretty sure I've now been backtraced.
Spooner
08-01-2010, 11:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I've now been backtraced.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao
The Sav
08-02-2010, 12:10 AM
I didn't know who this Selena Gomez bird was, so I did a Google image search for her. I'm pretty sure I've now been backtraced.

But... will the consequences never be the same?
melon
08-02-2010, 05:22 PM
Overrated Whores:
Megan Fox
The Kardashians
The Olsen Twins
Jennie Finch

Gomez is too cute, her face needs to spread out a bit. Still, i'd drop a load on it.
Miley can suck my cock but she'd have to wear a mouthpiece, i'm already clipped thank you.
melon
08-02-2010, 05:27 PM
Didn't it get shut down on accounta Valko post mulleted boys in it or something?

lol
robbrevere
08-02-2010, 07:45 PM
omg... still no respect for the all american jennette mccurdy
TheWagesofSin
08-02-2010, 08:15 PM
You can keep your Cyruses and Gomezes. I just beat off to Angelina Jolie...

http://www.onsugar.com/Angelina-Jolies-first-film-role---5-years-old---opposite-her-father-1108974
Taco Teo
08-02-2010, 08:19 PM
Overrated Whores:
Megan Fox
The Kardashians
The Olsen Twins
Jennie Finch

Gomez is too cute, her face needs to spread out a bit. Still, i'd drop a load on it.
Miley can suck my cock but she'd have to wear a mouthpiece, i'm already clipped thank you.

I'm not sure how you feel about any of these chicas. Could you please explain? :poke:
The BYP
08-02-2010, 08:23 PM
You can keep your Cyruses and Gomezes. I just beat off to Angelina Jolie...

http://www.onsugar.com/Angelina-Jolies-first-film-role---5-years-old---opposite-her-father-1108974

Phhhshaw! Suri Cruise is where I got my sights. We all know rich young chicks go for old dudes. Maybe I got that backwards. Anyways, hands off, all of you.