Raccoon Dinner Brings Out Ark. Politicians

[planetkpop]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/14/D8F4BCS80.html


I can just see Bill Clinton the first time he came to one of these things, "I thought you guys said 'poon'." :wink:

[The Dude]

"I've never heard of any elected official or politician who didn't like 'coon."

The comedy writes itself in Arkansas.

[Verno]

I'm from Arkansas and there's a theory here that the media only talks to the idiots here. When a tornado comes through Arkansas, you don't hear from the educated guy, you get Jim Ray Sue Donalds, Jr. Jeesus.

[The Dude]

I'm from Arkansas and there's a theory here that the media only talks to the idiots here. When a tornado comes through Arkansas, you don't hear from the educated guy, you get Jim Ray Sue Donalds, Jr. Jeesus.

Yeah, it's true.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I have some extended family from Arkansas, and my mom told me a story about that place and some of the people there, a story that involved me when I was a baby... aaarrrggggg, it made my skin crawl... Let's just say it involved moonshine gins, crispy coon and squirell, cockrotches, and banjo playin'. I'm not kidding, you can't make this stuff up... Now I must log off and take a cold, long shower.

Clang!!!

[The Dude]

I had a roommate from AK. He is one of the most intelligent brainiacs I've ever met. He recently moved back to AK, grew a mullet and now lives in a double-wide and works at a filling station.. WTF?!?! Any native of Arkansas able to explain the Arkansas gene that caused this?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

The Arkansas syndrome is not a faulty gene, it's a virus, your buddy got infected and there ain't no cure for what is otherwise known as: redneckious-trailoridious-trashium.
Savvy?