Funny moments in video game history Part 3

[westernestates]

If you are a Will Wright fan you will know that the first video game he ever got published was "Raid On Bungeling Bay" It was a cult hit back in the day and it eventually got imported overseas. It was so popular in Japan that Nintendo picked it up and released it not only on the Famicom (NES) but they also released it in arcades as part of their vs. series. You would think since they imported it to Japan that they would translated it to Japanese right? Wrong! They wrote the on screen instructions in English and what follows is both confusing and funny. Enjoy!

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5917/bngl00029na.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9310/bngl00033nw.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7536/bnglngby9fj.png (http://imageshack.us)

[westernestates]

I forgot to add that this will be the first part in a series that I am going to do.

[junkbox]

All your base are belong to us.

[KungFuJesus]

haha.. I actually played that game but don't remember anything about it except that it blew 4 square city blocks. Looking forward to the next in the series...

[westernestates]

Back in the early '80s there was a mediocre boxing game called "Ring King." It was originally a arcade game and looked something like this.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/941/ringking0uh.png (http://imageshack.us)

It eventually made it's way to the NES and there was something added to it. Let's put it this way. I now know how boxers reagin their stregnth between rounds.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/718/ringkingbj9bf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[planetkpop]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d85/planetkpop/readenglish.jpg

[The Dude]

I assume enyone here has seen http://www.engrish.com ???

[junkbox]

I assume enyone here has seen http://www.engrish.com ???

uhh noo... but now that there's gin squirting out of my nose... guess that doesn't really matter anymore.

[The Dude]

I assume enyone here has seen http://www.engrish.com ???

uhh noo... but now that there's gin squirting out of my nose... guess that doesn't really matter anymore.

Oooh, that burns!

[clvmike19]

I remember that NES boxing game....wow. Do you still have an NES. I remember I had an "emulator" (??) or something on my old compy
that played like the old NES, and I was able to dload games. Anything like that still around?:

[the deta]

I would like to get my hands on a sega master system with Alex Kidd in Miracle World. I wonder if i would enjoy it as much today as i did then

[Shoot Out A Log]

I once bought a Japanese made airsoft gun (it's a realistic looking pellet gun) that had the funniest safety instructions. Some of my favorites were:

*Do not point only to shoot for the people and the animal.

*Carry for the outside case, which could cause the trouble and dangerous.

*Pull slide for pump. To lock still heard "Kya" sound.

The last one boggles the mind. Apparently, when you pull the slide back, the gun is supposed to make a "Kya" sound.

[KungFuJesus]

I once bought a Japanese made airsoft gun (it's a realistic looking pellet gun) that had the funniest safety instructions. Some of my favorites were:

*Do not point only to shoot for the people and the animal.

*Carry for the outside case, which could cause the trouble and dangerous.

*Pull slide for pump. To lock still heard "Kya" sound.

The last one boggles the mind. Apparently, when you pull the slide back, the gun is supposed to make a "Kya" sound.

ahahahah that's gold!

[TedBellLover]

http://hometown.aol.com/squidbarfer/images/aaahhhh.jpg

[westernestates]

I once bought a Japanese made airsoft gun (it's a realistic looking pellet gun) that had the funniest safety instructions. Some of my favorites were:

*Do not point only to shoot for the people and the animal.

*Carry for the outside case, which could cause the trouble and dangerous.

*Pull slide for pump. To lock still heard "Kya" sound.

The last one boggles the mind. Apparently, when you pull the slide back, the gun is supposed to make a "Kya" sound.

Well I can answer the "Kya" part. In Japanese that is what that sounds like to them. Here it would probably be click.

[KungFuJesus]

http://hometown.aol.com/squidbarfer/images/aaahhhh.jpg


ahahahaha
Boy, that's too bad.

[The_Dessert_Eagle]

God forgive me, I have to post it.

http://tinypic.com/kbocg1.gif

[TedBellLover]

Har Har!

http://hometown.aol.com/squidbarfer/images/stuka_hal.jpg

[westernestates]

Har Har!

http://hometown.aol.com/squidbarfer/images/stuka_hal.jpg

Hilarious.

[westernestates]

Who doesn't remember that classic NES game Double Dribble. Very popular back then but how many of you played the arcade game?

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9601/ddribble7xn.png (http://imageshack.us)

Just as good if not better than the NES version. Very realistic for it's time as a matter of fact it had one of the first sung that's right sung versions of the National Anthem. It was a computer voice but a voice none of the less. I wonder if Konami could have hired anybody better at the time :) . Well take a listen to one of the first video games that had the National Anthem sung with synthesised speech. It's a classic.

http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=296JHNYHVEDFR15S27H3T40KQV

Be sure to stand up with your heart on your chest when you listen to it.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7217/ddri00013sz.png (http://imageshack.us)

[clvmike19]

I love the NES emulator! Time to get double dribble