Call of Duty 4

[KungFuJesus]

Anybody got it yet? It's awesome.

[Dr. P]

I have COD3 and still haven't gotten over the second tank. Go dam I hate mi life.

[Spooner]

Bought the fucker today and started the GODdamn campaign. The fucking SNIPER RIFLE IN THAT BITCH?!!! I almost cried it was so beauticious. The weapons so far are SCHA-WEET! And, I honest to god don't know which multiplayer's gonna suck the life outta me for the next 12 months: this or Hayla, but it's gonna be pretty fuckin' close.

Now, GODDAMN, Fu--you anti-social bastardchild... when you get done with that campaign, I wanna see YOUR ASS IN THE MULTIPLAYER ARENA, plantin' claymores for niggers to walk into and get into some CTF with us peons. Keep me posted, negro.

:tip:

[KungFuJesus]

Bought the fucker today and started the GODdamn campaign. The fucking SNIPER RIFLE IN THAT BITCH?!!! I almost cried it was so beauticious. The weapons so far are SCHA-WEET! And, I honest to god don't know which multiplayer's gonna suck the life outta me for the next 12 months: this or Hayla, but it's gonna be pretty fuckin' close.

Now, GODDAMN, Fu--you anti-social bastardchild... when you get done with that campaign, I wanna see YOUR ASS IN THE MULTIPLAYER ARENA, plantin' claymores for niggers to walk into and get into some CTF with us peons. Keep me posted, negro.

:tip:

I'll just let me bro finish the campaign

:up:

[Franks n Beans]

Thought it a dam movie when I first saw the commercial. Shit the games are getting realistic.

[Spooner]

The worst part, be warned, is the beginning: These COCKSUCKERS actually FORCE you to SIT THROUGH their entire credit sequence FIRST. No skippin' it no nothin'. I knew I could finally lay my sticks down and come back later (probably get kilt) then restart from that point. I wasn't havin' NONE of that.

It's like suffering through a fucking PARAMOUNT DVD release, where they disable ALL BUTTONS and make you sit through 18 trailers of shit and advertisements and warnings in both ENGLISH AND FROG! (Always burn "movie only" when ripping any Paramount DVD's--fuck the menus--do yourselves a massive favor.) :tip:

The best part of this game is how CLEAN and real it looks and feels! The weapons are UNREAL, and all I can do while I'm playin' is dream of how phat it's gonna be to hit multiplayer this weekend. The weapons are at LEAST as good as Rainbow Six, and that's sayin' a LOT.

[Dr. P]

Shit, I never got to any cool weapons on R6! I gotta dust this XBox off this weekend.

[Demiurge]

Is it better than the other Call of Duty games? Because the MP was fucking run & gun bullshit.

[Spooner]

^^Every game has "run & gun" weapons that suck--and shoot-from-the-hip (hell, any shoot-while-running--period) weapons are for shit.

One must find a terlet in an outhouse (like in the COD3 maps), sit still, press knees together, knock the door open with the butt of yer gun, aim, and THEN shoot. If you've not been shooting from these toilets, don't blame the weapons, Demi.

Yes, it's WAY better than all the other COD games combined. I just blew up half of Western Russia in a goddamn B-32-someshitorother with way advanced heat-imaging weapons like you see on the news in Iraq. It was a beautiful thing.

[Demiurge]

Well, I shoot competitively through IPDA, so it's no wonder I enjoy tactical shooters when I play video games. The last 3 CoD games have felt way too much like a Spray & Pray event everytime in multiplayer. When I play Rainbow Six it's a completely different story. The shooting feels a lot more authentic to me. If CoD4 is anything like the last 3 I am going to stay far away from it. I hated Gears of War MP for the same reason. Lost Planet, Rainbox Six, and G.R.A.W 1 & 2 have been the best shooters for the 360 so far in my opinion.

I will grab a sniper rifle and pick mother fuckers off all night long.

[Spooner]

GRAW 2 was great, but the illusion of "tactical" (read: sending AI choads out to do your bidding for you) never really got me all that excited. I can't suspend my disbelief that long--and, the worst thing about GRAW 2 multi was that ... YOU COULDN'T SEE YOUR GUY--JUST A SHITTY CIRCLE/RETICAL ON THE SCREEN... Boy, did they blow it on THAT.

GOW? Greatest-lookin' game... hated the Sin City blood, hated multiplayer---one big clusterfuck. I totally disagree about COD3 multiplayer. Loads of snipin', rifle huntin', strategical supressing fire during CTF, etc. Nothing not to love about it in my book, and if you liked the feel of the weapons in R6, COD4 is as close as you're gonna get--sound, feel, recoil, accuracy, range, victim reaction to the round, etc.

[The Sav]

So does that meand yer done with Hayla? Please say it ain't so.

<goes out and buys COD4>

[Spooner]

Sav, for reals... go buy COD4. It's the ONLY game what's gonna compete/compare with Hayla. Personally, they're equal in my book (in gameplay, physics, graphics, weapons, etc.) but you'll just give yourself a second option: Am I in more a sci-fi setting mood, or a more realistic mode tonight? Then pop the right bitch in the tray and grab yer sticks. The campign is SchahhhhWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Dyin' to hit the MULTIPLAYER. Holy shit, man--the CTF's and Team Battles are gonna be PHENOMENAL!

[Demiurge]

I bought it tonight, it better be good, goddamnit. :angry:

[Spooner]

^^You bought it at your own risk, brutha. Just for the record. No reason I can think of for anyone not to dig playin' it.

[the deta]

OK i am convinces. ... . . BTI IS .................................................. ...............BILL fucking GATES.

After the super hyping of Haylo 3, and his utterly ridiculopus support of the xbox 360, given their hardware troubles, i am convinced i now know the man behiond the clown face!!!! OH YEAH!!!!! Don';t hate the player bitches... hate the game!!!!!


-etathed (i'm drunk_


EDIT: i am going to wall mat tomorrow, i may pick this bitch up.

[Spooner]

Pick it up NOW, WHILE yer drunk. Take off your snow chains first, and remember: Red means "GO," green means "STOP."

[TheWagesofSin]

Bill Gates is a chain-smoking, misanthropic Greek with a predilection for big tits, fine cheeses, and "five star flicks"? Who knew


(by the way, Ed's killing me tonight with these fucked up posts..."Wall Mat"? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: )

[myeviltwin01]

I had to stop at "ridiculopus"

[Spooner]

It could've been a stroke of genius, Ed deliberately being economical and saying "ridiculous opus," but we all know he's just stoned and drunk... like Beetlejuice. In fact, he's really close to earning the NAME Beetlejuice here.

[Spooner]

Jesus! I just finished the campaign, and really didn't spend much time on it at all... and when I saw the ending credits roll, I felt the same fucking way I did in Rainbow Six--WHAT - THE - FUCK?!! The campaign is PAINFULLY short, especially compared to COD2, which was interminable almost! COD3 was in between the two, but if you're just looking at this game for the campaign (and not the multiplayer component), we're talkin' "Call of Doody 4."

Now, I can live with a short campaign (even though I'll never STOP being pissed off when they're over so fucking fast), but I have a feeling the multiplayer is gonna be outrageous for the next year at LEAST. Gonna go get in my first scrap tonight--tell y'all how it goes. :tip:

[KungFuJesus]

How many hours would you say the campaign is?

[Spooner]

Fuck, I'd hate to be quoted on it, since I played it over a few days, but I'll go ya mabe 4? Maybe just over that? That's what it *felt* like... zackly the same as R6.

I just played my first few rounds of multi, and believe me, man... you wanna get started quick on that because (unfortunately), just LIKE R6, you have to up your class/rank to get access to the schweet weapons. I started with a fucking musket and a slingshot and got greased every 3 seconds by guys with laser-scoped automatics with seemingly heat-seaking rounds that would kill me in one shot.

Finally, I did at least get a sniper rifle, then my dumb ass chooses it in a small map. I've got frat-fags on all sides of me doing QB slides towards me, using nothing but SIDEARMS, Matrix-style, unloading entire clips into my sack while I just stand there, spinning in cirlces looking through a sniper scope at concrete walls while my screen turns redder and my blood pressure rises and I'm toast. It SHOWS you, after each kill, the KILLER'S perspective, and that's pretty humbling. But, like anything, after a couple hours, you rank up, and you can start putting the wood to some of these cocksuckers.

(My only advice: run fast, shoot straight, and crouch-walk the whole game; the second you stand up, they see you in their radar and like six guys are all climbing over each other to knife your t'roat from behind.)

[KungFuJesus]

Fuck, I'd hate to be quoted on it, since I played it over a few days, but I'll go ya mabe 4? Maybe just over that? That's what it *felt* like... zackly the same as R6.

I just played my first few rounds of multi, and believe me, man... you wanna get started quick on that because (unfortunately), just LIKE R6, you have to up your class/rank to get access to the schweet weapons. I started with a fucking musket and a slingshot and got greased every 3 seconds by guys with laser-scoped automatics with seemingly heat-seaking rounds that would kill me in one shot.

Finally, I did at least get a sniper rifle, then my dumb ass chooses it in a small map. I've got frat-fags on all sides of me doing QB slides towards me, using nothing but SIDEARMS, Matrix-style, unloading entire clips into my sack while I just stand there, spinning in cirlces looking through a sniper scope at concrete walls while my screen turns redder and my blood pressure rises and I'm toast. It SHOWS you, after each kill, the KILLER'S perspective, and that's pretty humbling. But, like anything, after a couple hours, you rank up, and you can start putting the wood to some of these cocksuckers.

(My only advice: run fast, shoot straight, and crouch-walk the whole game; the second you stand up, they see you in their radar and like six guys are all climbing over each other to knife your t'roat from behind.)

You show up on radar if you stand? Gay. I think you also show up whenever you shoot without a silencer too. And of course the UAV.
I have yet to see you online and I put in a good couple hours last night. One of these days we'll get on it.

[Demiurge]

This is a good game and I am glad I bought it. Haven't played the multiplayer yet, but the campaign was good fun. Played it on Hard difficulty first and will try for Veteran now.

[Spooner]

There ya go, Reej... this guy ^^ just bought the game like two days ago and is already replaying the campaign... if that tells ya how long it is.

One thing about the multiplayer... the maps? I haven't dug any of the ones I've played on yet--they all look too fucking similar (just bombed adobe buildings, no landmarks, just fucking rubble everywhere). If they had a few night maps, or forrest/terrain maps (and they *might*, I don't know yet fully), that'd be better, but there was no way to say, "Two asshole snipers in the... uhhh... on top of that uhhh... cream-colored blowd-up building." You'd get shot by your own teammate if ya said that. COD3 maps were much better (so far).

[The Sav]

So does this mean that you'll be playin' Hayla again sometime soon? Gawd, I hope so. The fact that NONE of these other SFJ cats are ever on there to play Hayla is pretty sad. I'm the only one carrying the torch right now, and that torch is dwindling fast.

[Spooner]

Sav, I ain't seen you all weekend (and not on Friday night, neither). I've been rhet ta go. No, COD4 will *not* be stealing any Hayla thunder. I will go back to it on like a 1-to-5 ratio. Hayla is still not going to be beaten for multiplayer, and there's nothing more gratifying than putting in your hours and filling a few extra teenage cocksucks with lead in the face during each game. Oh, I'm down today, too--it's a stay-the-fuck-in kinda day. :tip:

[The Sav]

Sav, I ain't seen you all weekend (and not on Friday night, neither).

hmmm... I've been there, maybe that's because we were playing in the Arcade and my son's profile was logged in or sumfin'. We've been playing bankshot billiards and that Zuma game where you gotta hit those colored marbles running through that maze... it's no Hayla, but it's good fun nonetheless.

[Spooner]

Are you kidding me? I laugh OUT LOUD everytime we see you online and see you're playing Zuma!! My dolly was hooked on that for MONTHS on the PC and STILL hasn't gotten to Level 12. I finished that game in 2003 and still can't believe those dumb kunts haven't come out with version TWO by now!!

As for the Arcade, that's one of the phattest things about X-Box! I've got shamelss hours logged on Pinball FX (Extreme Speed--best table), and I'm trying to get into the top 100 scorers... it's just about knowing the table and modes, and there's NO GODDAMN RULES PUBLISHED ANYWHERE, so it takes time to learn the table to get your score pumped up (I'm at 545,000).

Dig Dug, Scramble, Ms. Pac Man, I own all the old-school arcade games. In fact, I need to buy that joystick w/the buttons just FOR that shit. I just wish they'd get MORE fucking good games on there! I'm buyin' MS points like a fucking whore lately. Those are ridiculous!

[Dr. P]

What are MS points?

[Spooner]

Microsoft makes you buy their cheesy "currency" to pay for shit like new multiplayer maps and arcade games to download. I had ta drop five rocks just to change my username, for example.

[Dr. P]

That pisses me off. Guess I'll be buying some. :down:

[The Sav]

I've purchased so many useless video games/other misc garbage with those go damn microsoft points!!

The only ones that have been proven to be worth a shit are Zuma, Pinball, Solitare, Heavy Weapon, and Bankshot Billards.

Fuck Hexic HD
Fuck old school Street Fighter
Fuck Cascassone or whatever the fuck it's called.
Fuck Aegis Wing
Fuck Tetris splash
Fuck old school Pacman
Fuck Joust
and fuck Geometry Wars!!!! Asteroids was way better!

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EDIT

Christ, BTI! Zuma is addicting. But level 9 is kicking mine and my wife's collective asses. The first 8 stages weren't hard to get through, but we always get stuck on either stage 9 level 3 or stage 9 level 7. We're so close, but we haven't made it yet.... fuck!

[Spooner]

Dude, I just got sucked into Buccanneer (the new Pinball FX table they FINALLY fucking released)! I hear ya on most of them games. I hear a lot of buzz about Speedball II? No idea WTF that is, but DUDE, you have GOT to check out the trial of this new 3D-Puzzle (Marble Madness x 100) game they just released. I downloaded the trial and it's WAY addictive! I'm definitely unlocking the full version. It's in the "New" titles, Sav... definitely get the demo (it says something in the description about puzzles and "real physics")... it's Marble Madness but where you have to really think how to get through the shit, and push objects around to get through, move bridges, and all in a 3D world. I *love* that fucker.

I think the X-Box Arcade is on par with all their regular games, far as pure entertainment goes. I'm all for it. I just don't like that the arcade stick is forty fish. I'll go 30, but I ain't goin' 40. What games DO ya recommend, besides the list of SHIT games, Sav?

[Dr. P]

Fuck this Xbox live is starting to piss me off! Server is full, connection timed out, I leave a game to join another and it puts me in "watch" mode. This service should seriously be free.

[the deta]

Fuck this Xbox live is starting to piss me off! Server is full, connection timed out, I leave a game to join another and it puts me in "watch" mode. This service should seriously be free.

lmao lmao Just imagine how sweet "Watch" mode will be when you get those 100 dollar cans!

[Dr. P]

How can I be sure my NAT settings are open?

[Spooner]

lmao lmao Just imagine how sweet "Watch" mode will be when you get those 100 dollar cans!

^^:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, Russ--in your Dashboard, go to Network settings and run a full test. Be sure your NAT setting is set to OPEN. This is critical. If yours is, then you're golden, but if not, then you'll have to change your router settings. :tip:

[Dr. P]

Well, that was open, all test passed, but I don't have an Xbox/PC account set up. That never affected my gaming before today, though.

[Spooner]

No, it won't, Russ. You're fine. It's just the servers. Shit, even by mySELF, I could barely get a game going this morning.

It *should* be better in a bit (usually happens in waves). I got into a load of games from 11'ish PST till like 12:30, then it went to shit.

[melon]

Microsoft is planning to give Xbox Live Subscribers a free arcade game for you troubles.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6184292.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;9

[Dr. P]

Ya don't say? :poke:

[Spooner]

Microsoft is planning to give Xbox Live Subscribers a free arcade game for you troubles.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6184292.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;9

Yeah, Melon... don't you think they should at least prorate everyone at least a month on their membership, too? Have they even SAID *WHAT* the problem is?

[melon]

That's what they should do (offer a month of service). They give you a 1 month card when you get your system repaired so they can afford it.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0WkfnFRZ6E
V0WkfnFRZ6E

[Belasco]

Well, that was open, all test passed, but I don't have an Xbox/PC account set up. That never affected my gaming before today, though.


Port forwarding may help some. Although it will make more of a difference once the platform stabilizes again.

[KungFuJesus]

Nice games, fellas

[Spooner]

God DAMN, kids, that was fuckin' HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

We had Me, Fubar, B-Diddy, Russ, The Sav (& Mini Sav), & Booze (to name a few)... all playin' in private matches (which avoid all the server problems), and then finally in some big games.

I was seein' double by the time it was over. Booze got stuck with a lot of pins, and The Sav's throat is no stranger to a knife blade.

Fu's new COD4 nickname is "The Tick," as the fucker regularly finds small knot & gofer holes, and burrows into 'em like a tick. You have to waste all your 'nades just flushin' him out of his hole.

We had SFJ-Only Free-for-Alls (which were huge), and team Domination... over and over. Can't get enough. Good times, kids... good times. We've gotta really get this goin' at least three times a week, negroes. Fuck yeah. :tip: :up:

[KungFuJesus]

My favorite is definitely the free for all where it's just one big session of asswhoopings all around. Total chaos. And me hiding in da bushes.

[Spooner]

Dude, imagine if we'd done the Shipment map when we had SEVEN GUYS! Now THAT woulda been INSANE!! (We've totally gotta remember to do that next time.)

On the Missile Silo map, Fu pulls up a Bark-a-Lounger and sits in one of the hangars, peering out just enough to crack off hundreds of weasly potshots at everyone. lmao lmao lmao

1000 point Shipment free-for-all ... 20-minute limit. We're all over that (Belasco didn't get a chance to experience that one--he woulda LOVED it.) Yeah, I really have ta say, of all the group shit we've tried to coordinate over the last couple years, COD4 is definitely as good as it gets. :tip:

[The Sav]

^^^^^
(to Fu) You sure are a sneaky little fucker, aren't you? :rofl:

I bet Fu was the kind of guy in high school that discovered the little crack in the wall between the stalls and the storage room that separated the girl's locker room from the boy's locker room. Most guys would have discovered that shit and the news would have spread like a wild-fire, but not Fu. Oh noooooooo, he'd sign up for gym class during the period that falls right before lunch so he'd have time to set up shop. And he kept that little gem of a secret all to himself, which paid dividends for 4 straight years... and maybe even a for a couple beyond that.

Another thing about Fu.... If you kill him, you better run, because nigger bleeds 'nades.

[KungFuJesus]

ahahahaha
You get me pegged alright... I totally would have done that.
I love cracks and crevices and anywhere i can hide. But I also like to bum rush the flags and try to get as much points as possible.
Playing online reminded me a lot of battlefield 1942: desert combat... still the greatest online multiplayer in the history of ever.

Had a blast... let's do it again asap.

[The Sav]

I just sent this story to BTI in a PM, but I wanted to share it with all of you assholes as well. Enjoy...


I just finished up a game where the other team was filled with clones of *****... we're talking stone cold dumbasses, right? Anyway, the fuckers kept guarding Alpha base like a motherfucker because they thought it was like a traditional capture the flag type deal. You know.... where one team has their flag and you have yours. lol

So I'm firing off a few shots at random fags when me and about 3 other guys from my team realize that they're all a bunch of base-camping morons.

So this one guy says "Hey... who here has Martyrdom?" And me and another guy say "I have it." Then he says "Stop shooting them and just run into that base and see what they do." So we did and we both just kept blowing their asses up left and right for the rest of the game. We'd take out two, three and four guys at a time.

The other 7 guys on my team where wetting their pants from laughter as me and this other guy took turns sneaking into Alpha base and then sit there while we'd wait for them to shoot us.

The best part was when I'd get knifed, I'd see them just standing there waiting for the next suicide bomber to gun down.... then BOOM!!! 40 points for me!!!hahahahahahahaha. The other guy had ended up with 53 kills and I ended up with 51. It was so rich.

I should have sent them all friend requests so's I could level up to 5 Star General before Wednesday.

[Demiurge]

I just sent this story to BTI in a PM, but I wanted to share it with all of you assholes as well. Enjoy...



I should have sent them all friend requests so's I could level up to 5 Star General before Wednesday.


:larry: :larry: :larry: :larry:

[The Sav]

^^^^
Obviously Demi Moore disagrees. :roll:

[Demiurge]

I was just funning with you on 5 Star General. It's Commander, good sir. :tip:

[The Sav]

There's a lot of ranks (their symbols) on there that I'm unfamiliar with. Is there a list that shows what they are?

[Spooner]

Do you wear fatigues when you play COD4, Demi? It's a logical question at this point. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3360/9663ad2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Demiurge]

There's a lot of ranks (their symbols) on there that I'm unfamiliar with. Is there a list that shows what they are?

1 Private First Class 0
2 Private First Class I 30
3 Private First Class II 120
4 Lance Corporal 270
5 Lance Corporal I 480
6 Lance Corporal II 750
7 Corporal 1080
8 Corporal I 1470
9 Corporal II 1920
10 Sergeant 2430
11 Sergeant I 3000
12 Sergeant II 3650
13 Staff Sergeant 4380
14 Staff Sergeant I 5190
15 Staff Sergeant II 6080
16 Gunnery Sergeant 7050
17 Gunnery Sergeant I 8100
18 Gunnery Sergeant II 9230
19 Master Sergeant 10440
20 Master Sergeant I 11730
21 Master Sergeant II 13100
22 Master Gunnery Sergeant 14550
23 Master Gunnery Sergeant I 16080
24 Master Gunnery Sergeant II 17690
25 2nd Lieutenant 19380
26 2nd Lieutenant I 21150
27 2nd Lieutenant II 23000
28 1st Lieutenant 24930
29 1st Lieutenant I 26940
30 1st Lieutenant II 29030
31 Captain 31240
32 Captain I 33570
33 Captain II 36020
34 Major 38590
35 Major I 41280
36 Major II 44090
37 Lt. Colonel 47020
38 Lt. Colonel 50070
39 Lt. Colonel II 53240
40 Colonel 56530
41 Colonel I 59940
42 Colonel II 63470
43 Brigadier General 67120
44 Brigadier General I 70890
45 Brigadier General II 74780
46 Major General 78790
47 Major General I 82920
48 Major General II 87170
49 Lieutenant General 91540
50 Lieutenant General I 96030
51 Lieutenant General II 100640
52 General 105370
53 General I 110220
54 General II 115190
55 Commander 120280

[Demiurge]

Do you wear fatigues when you play COD4, Demi? It's a logical question at this point. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3360/9663ad2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Of course not, Pepperoni Lean Pocket stained skivvies with balls hanging out of the ripped crotch on the couch like everyone else. Go...

[Spooner]

On second thought, I shouldn't have put that in the form of a question.

[KungFuJesus]

I just played for 4 hours and just when I was about to shut it off, I see BTI and Sav online. Derrr...
I'm at rank 32 now and my goddamn m16 is still a pea shooter. Still takes 3 triple taps to knock a nigga down.

[Spooner]

^^Fu--if you've got Stopping Power and Deep Impact (with red dot), that thing should totally be putting niggers face down in a hurry. What Marksmanship level is it at? You may not be far from another upgrade.

Dude, in small maps (Shipment, Vacant, Wetworks), my new thing is the Mini Uzi with Double-Tap & Deep Impact. It's like a firehose worth of rounds spraying all at once through a tiny barrel. It sounds like a forced fart, and those fags have to stick their noses in it--they ain't got a WORD ta say about it, neither. (Give that a shot for laughs sometime--lemme know how it works out.) :tip:

[The Sav]

I just played for 4 hours and just when I was about to shut it off, I see BTI and Sav online. Derrr...
I'm at rank 32 now and my goddamn m16 is still a pea shooter. Still takes 3 triple taps to knock a nigga down.

Shit, Fu! That's probably the first time I jumped into a round of CoD4 where I wasn't paying attention to which of my friends were online. I woulda jumped in for a few rounds with ya. Assuming that you weren't wrapping things up while I was getting started.

Anyway... I roll with the M16 as well and I also used Stopping Power, Deep Impact, and 3-frags. I'd say that's the best perk combo out there, or at least it's tied with 3-frags, "Martum", and UAV Jammer.

Anyway, if you roll with Stopping Power, it really puts the hurt on the enemy. But Deep impact is great because if you nail someone in the kisser and they run behind a wall.... fire off one more round into the wall and you'll be seeing some points pop up on your screen, guaranteed!!!

My other favorite weapons of choice are the P-90, The M14, and the M60A4. Actually, my all time favorite weapon is that goddamn knife! I can't get enough of that shit!!

I like the mini-uzi a lot but if you're in a fast paced map like Shipment, then you might as well have a sign over your ass that says "Rape me long and hard" because you've got to change your clip every two seconds which is a waste of time. I'd rather spend that extra time for better things like mowing down fags.

btw, BTI... If I were to go "gay" with my gamertag like some of these homos do. I'd be inclined to change mine to XxSlicesLikeOJxX lmao

[KungFuJesus]

I don't have a 3 frags perk yet... I've got a 3 "special" nades that are just flashbangs. TELL me there's an unlockable perk for more frag nades.

[Spooner]

Yeah, there is--it's the last perk what opens up, if I'm not mistaken.

And, dude, I'll tell you: I've actually SWITCHED half of my rigs to 3x Special 'Nades, because (whether it's the flash or the stun), they work miracles on medium/small maps. On Wetworks last night, I was tossing flashbangs everywhere, then they would illuminate the area, I'd see the fags covering their eyes and stumbling, and I'd run right up to them and spray their faces with the mini uzi and there ain't a goddamn thing they can do to defend themselves. You can run from a ticking frag, but you CAN'T get away from a stun or a flash--you're just FUCKED.

Using this on Shipment is about as good as it gets. :tip:

[KungFuJesus]

I'm leveled up to 34 or 35 and increased my gun stats a bit. Finally able to drop niggers with a triple tap usually. Every so often I'll pick up a gun a dead guy dropped... some guys have some crazy tricked out guns, like the uzi with the silencer on it and shit. How do i get those?
What is you guyseses main guns you play with most?
Mine is still the m16 with red dot but I don't see it being used very much when I pick up guns. It's usually the p90 I see everywhere. Damn I want one.

[Spooner]

Fu, I knew you'd get your weapon leveled up and ready to roll. I've learned a GRIP over the last few months, and even MORE over the last week.

Here are my rigs:

1) Primary Rig (I use this when it's just time to put niggers down at all costs): M16A4 with red-dot sight; 3xFrag; Stopping Power; Deep Impact. I got rid of "Mardem" once I faced a guy who laid me out 9 out 10 times w/the same weapon, ONLY because he added Deep Impact and NOT "Mardem." After that, I said good-bye to "Mardem" unless I play in Shipment. Special grenade: Smoke (smoke grenades are INVALUABLE; they shut down camping sniper fags, and tossing smoke on a flag makes it WAY easier for your teammates to hop on a flag and take it.

2) 2nd Rig: SAW (anti-helicopter only) with a red-dot sight ONLY. Perks: RPG; Stopping Power; Deep Impact. 99% of the time, I only break this out when I need to take a fucking helicopter out that is destroying our team. I can take out a copter out with ONE CLIP at this point, sometimes 1-1/2. Special grenade: SMOKE.

3) 3rd Rig: Stealth Package. I use THIS rig when I'm playing Team Deathmatch or Domination, once the enemy has their UAV online. Primary weapon: MP5 with a red-dot sight. Perks are 3xSpecial Grenades (Flash grenades); UAV Jammer; and Extreme Conditioning. It's not worth putting a silencer on when in stealth mode because the range, damage, and accuracy suffer too much. You will only show up on their radar when you kill an asshole, and w/Extreme Conditioning, you can haul ass like Carl Lewis to a new location and no one knows where the fuck you went. This allows you to quickly run to a flag being taken ahead of everyone, toss a flashbang on their asses w/out them knowing you're coming, and then they can't see and you can mow those fags down freely and beat feet to the next location. This is one of my schweetest rigs.

4) Mini Uzi. I use THIS rig ONLY for small maps like Shipment and Vacant. You die a lot, so there's no need for bandoliers. I used to use Double-Tap, but the rate of fire is so fast that DT is almost redundant. I use 3xSpecial Grenades (Stun or Flash--either way); Stopping Power, and Deep Impact. Fu, if you don't like the Mini Uzi, use the Scorpion--you are VERY close to getting a P90, and when you get THAT whore, you might well make it your primary weapon. You'll see.

5) I use my last rig to put in a weapon I'm trying to level up. Currently, I have the G3 (or the MP44, which is the LAST gun you get). I use 3xFrag; Stopping Power; Deep Impact;... I also use smoke as my special 'nade. However, I occasionally make this is a counter-sniper rig, in which I use the Dragunov sniper, 2xClaymores (to fortify myself); Stopping Power; and Iron Lung (to keep the aim steadier). Special grenade: Flashbang.

Hope this helps. It's CRITICAL to forgo Martyrdom in place of Deep Impact unless you're playing on Shipment (and *maybe* Wet Works).

[Spooner]

Alright, fags. In light of the recent January ebb of SFJ (and it WILL flow again), I see there have been a few elephants in the living room. One of which is that MANY of us now have 360's and COD4, but there's always a bunch of excuses as to why we rarely get into the mix and play as a group (minus, of course, one erstwhile member... and that's been for the better).

It doesn't take MUCH to organize a once-a-week COD4/SFJ night. Just make it a fucking minor priority, and we'll all be there--ON TIME--having a blast, and we can be spared the typical "cat ate my homework" excuses for not showing. Sure, we all have lives to live, but at the same time, I know almost every last one of you cats has a "show" or something you guys make sure you dedicate an hour to weekly--well, TiVo that goddamn show and watch it another time... for the sake of the SITE, if nothing else.

If I'm not mistaken, we've got me, The Sav, Russ, Fu, Booze, Belasco, and Verno. Everyone on that list has COD4 and an XBL account. That's SEVEN FUCKING CHOADS who should have NO PROBLEMS planning IN ADVANCE to set aside one stinking hour a week (at least) to get our little SFJ gaming happening. Tonight, it was me, Sav, & Booze--and we had a pretty fucking good time! No assholes, and with six or more guys, you ONLY have to hear each other talk (for pointing out where the assholes are hiding, set up minor strategies in Domination, etc.).

I've heard LOADS of excuses (maybe even one or two barely LEGIT ones), but with the group energy flagging here lately, it's time to inject some goddamn interactive chaos, and no funner way of doin' it than orchestrating ONE STINKIN' NIGHT A WEEK to play this great goddamn game.

I'm flexible right now, so everyone in the above list should post a day & time during the coming week they KNOW they can sacrifice a paltry HOUR of their precious TV time to, and we can then nail down an official SFJ COD4 session. One-hour minimum (and those who can go longer, let's sally forth!). But, to play one or two cheap games and then bone out... is weak (and anti-social). As I can see from this list, we don't have any major douchebags left (where we may have had before).

So, once we can nail down a day/night/time, and you say you're gonna be there, then fuckin' BE THERE, okay? I don't think this is a preposterous suggestion. The last time we all played, I hadn't heard these guys screamin' & laughin' like that ever. No one can deny the laughs to be had, and who here thinks they're "too cool" or above havin' a blast?

Here's the group; here are the names. It don't matter if you're new or seasoned--it ain't about suckin' or rulin' ass; in fact, as a group, we have enough guys to roll the majority of the other public fags. We also have the options of going into occasional PRIVATE free-for-alls. Possibilities are endless, so goddamn SIGN YOUR ASS UP, and DON'T BE ANTI-SOCIAL!


BTI
B-Diddy
The Sav
Fubar
Booze
Russ
Verno


Write down a time & day between tomorrow and next Wednesday... and we can ALL be there. Eat BEFORE the game--play all your other new video games BEFORE this time--punch the clown--bang your dolly--whatever it is, just BE THERE. Ain't got no other way of layin' this out there. Now... WHO'S IN?

[Verno]

I'm good on Sunday nights after 6:30 CST, and usually Monday nights too. And any day after 8:00 CST is fine, but I'm sure in Greenwich Standard that's like 3 days later so it might fuc with Lee's sleep schedule.

[Spooner]

Booze has kooky schedules, so you'll be surprised how often he can show up, even at the most unlikely hours. Even if Booze can't make it (which he often CAN), we'll still have SIX guys, and that's a FULL squad on Domination. Sounds solid, Verno.

:tip:


:up:

[KungFuJesus]

Solid posts, william. I'm totally going to copy that shit down and rig mine that way. Only problem is I don't have some of those guns yet. When you level up, does it only level up the gun you are currently using or does it apply to all of them? I started using deep impact instead of Mardem. It's fantastic to watch a guy run behind a wall at full speed and lead two double taps right into the wall for a kill.

Next topic:
I'm down for pretty much any night between 10 - 11pm EST but if we settle on any particular night/time I'll make sure to swing it.

[The Sav]

Fu, my list and style of play is almost exactly what BTI's is like, but I have a few variations....

For example... Fuck the mini-uzi. I love that gun but I only benefit with it when I play in Vacant or in Shipment. The other maps are too big to be rolling with that weapon and the other LMG's actually last longer between reloads. The mini-uzi goes through it's clip too fast.

The five guns I have in my custom classes are:

1. M16A4 a.k.a. Ol' Faithful. Clips last long, it fires almost as far as a sniper rifle and it does damage. There's little downside to it, unless everyone on the other team is rolling with AK's, M-4's and P-90's.

2. The M14! High Powered, High capacity and it can shoot just as far as any sniper rifle. And it takes forever to bleed the clip dry. The downside... It's not a good gun for runnin' and gunnin'. It's a single shot and it has some recoil issues. And when I fire off a shot, everyone knows it. The fucker is loud, but it's sweet because it takes people out real fast. But again, if everyone else is rolling with rapid fire guns, then I'm fucked.

3. MP5.... Probably the best rapid fire LMG there is in the game.... and mainly because it's so underrated. Everyone picks the go dam P90 or the M4 or the AK47. If you ask me, the MP5 is just as fast and it takes people out. But it sucks for anything long range. And even at medium range, you really gotta have a good bead on someone's dome otherwise they're getting away.

4. M44.... Huge potential with that weapon, but I haven't unleashed it's full capabilities yet.... stay tuned.

5. M60A4.... I personally think it's better than the SAW, but that's only because I have it fully leveled up with all the extras. For all I know, they both perform the same. Actually, the M60A4 delivers way more power and damage with it's shots with is a blessing and a curse... The blessing, it mows everything in it's path down like you were rolling with a mounted machine gun. The curse, it's so powerful that there's serious recoil, which means that you might not hit shit until you get used to how it feels. You could get the special grip attachment that eliminates the recoil, but then you lose a perk, and I can't live without my 3-frags perk.

Perks... you gotta be flexable with your perks. The first perk isn't too much of a difficult choice. I either go with 3-frag or 3-special grenades. And then I typically go with Stun. But that's rare... I like the frag grenades best. I usually get at least 5 kills with random grenade tosses every game. That's worth it if you ask me.

Perk 2.... This category has the most valuable perks and a nigga can only pick one, that's what sucks. I like UAV jammer, especially in Bloc. But my favorite is Stopping Power, I benefit from that perk in almost any situation. There has to be a very good reason for me to change that one.

Perk 3... Deep impact for maps like Wetwork or Crash, especially if I'm rolling with the M14 or the M16. And Martum when I'm playing in Shipment or Vacant... always. Extreme conditioning if I'm in the larger maps like Ambush or Crossfire or District.

The maps I'm best at, where I really give a lot thought to which perks I use are:

1. Shipment- I almost always rank 1st, 2nd or 3rd place in that map.
2. Wetwork- I love that map. I rarely rank lower than 2nd place
3. Countdown (Missle silo's)- M16's and M14's rule that map. Only the best Snipers can get over on me in that map.
4. Downpour- Me and BTI roll with our M-16's in this badboy and we're fuckin' lethal.
5. Ambush- I'm usually really good on this map. But I've had a few bad one's. Usually, I'll wind up going with my M60A4 just so's I can plow the field with some fag fertilizer.
6. Crash- I'm actually pretty good on this map. But I've had some bad one's. I either start off playing like shit and the finish really strong, or I do the opposite. I've never had a full match in that map where I've played like shit, or have kicked ass through it's duration.

Map's that I'm traditionally inconsistent on....
1. Bog- Jesus, that's the map where I got my own personal record kill streak of 20 kills. And it's also the map where I limped off with my tail between my legs with only 5 kills (and that was just the other day).
2. Pipeline- My biggest problem with this map, is I can't ever find anyone. It's a big "campers" map. And by the time I find a camper, my teammates always gets to them first. lol Otherwise, when I do find people, I tend to do fairly well.
3. Vacant- I've played some of my best games and some of my worst games on this map. So it's hard for me to make any educated adjustments in there. I just gotta go with what I know and hope for the best.
4. Showdown- Thid map doesn't come up a lot, but when it does, I usually roll with UAV, 3 frag, and Stopping Power. I've had so-so success in it. I think I've only kicked ass once or twice.
5. District- I actually do pretty well on District, but it isn't one of my top maps. I tend to rely more on my teammates and follow their lead.

Maps that I usually suck at, or just don't do as well at:
1. Backlot- I just hate this map. I've done well on it, but I usually don't.
2. Crossfire- Meh, I usually get raped down in the dark alley.... go figure.
3. Strike- I hate this map with a white hot passion. 'Nuff said.
4. Overgrown- I love this map, but I'm just not very good on it. BTI and I have an almost identical style of play and yet he does well on this map. I guess that's where the difference in play is accounted for.
5. Bloc- No one likes bloc unless they're camped out on that stairwell by Base A and is rolling with a Barret 50 cal. Sniper.

Sorry for the extremely long post.

[Spooner]

For a quick, specific answer to you last question, Fu: It's simple. What levels up your RANK is different than what level up your weapons. You can do all the Barracks challenges and score all these points, and those count towards your RANK (level). Completely differently is how you level up your WEAPONS. Each of THOSE is on a weapon-by-weapon system.

For example: If you *only* roll with an M16, you can have that thing maxed out at Red Tiger with all the frills. However, you could still be at rank 35 when you get it there. Weapon challenges are *different* than rank challenges. Granted, your personal bonus points after each game (the ones that say "+323" after a game DO apply to your rank score, but they've got NOTHING to do with your weapon leveling). You can have a red tiger M16, but all the other weapons can conceivably be at entry-level (i.e., no scopes, no camo, no nothing).

Getting one or two guns you're REALLY comfortable with as your primaries (for me, it was the M16 & M4... then at Level 42, I scored my P90 and I only used THAT till I hit Rank 55). The *key* is to take a class (say, Assault Rifles) and max each and everyone out till you get ALL camo, scopes, and *weapon* challenges.

Weapon challenges are simple: Overall Kills & Head Shots. There's "Marksman Challenges (I, II, & III... which just mean KILLS), then there's "Expert" (which means HEAD SHOTS ONLY). The latter is WAY harder to get. So, for you to max a weapon, you have to get the max amount of general kills (which takes you to Marksman III), and then you need to get X amount of HEAD SHOTS w/that same weapon, and that gives you "Expert I - III." Once a weapon is maxed out at Marksman III AND Expert III, you're DONE with that weapon--it's MAXED OUT.

What you want to do, is to take a class (I'm working on all my Sub Machine Gun classes) and then max out EACH ONE, a couple at a time. For instance, I've only JUST NOW moved to my G3 (a single-shot pea-shooter). It SUCKS ASS until you get the red dot, then you notice the higher you level it up, the more FUCKING powerful it becomes (this goes for ALL weapons). I'm getting my M5 and G3 SOOOO pimped up now, that soon my G3 (which used to be a BB gun) will put niggers down with ONE LOUSY SHOT. It's WAY worth the effort. It's no fun at first, but so quickly do you level up your guns, that you end up thankful you did (like I am).

Once you max out an entire class (say, Assault Rifles), then you get weird scopes and attachments previously UNKNOWN to you. I've SEEN these assholes, and I don't have a PRAYER against them. But, trust me: When I roll with either my P90 or M5 with UAV Jammer on (and Extreme Conditioning), I can run around and catch LOADS of assholes hiding--they don't have a CLUE you're behind them--then you slice their t'roats open, or put a cap right in the back of their melon.

This game truly gets better and better the more you play. Check all your weapons one by one in "Barracks" then "Challenges, and then "Assault" or "SMG," and it'll tell you (a) what Marksman level you're up to (and how many more kills you need to advance), and (b) tells you how far into which Expert mode you are (and how many HEADSHOTS you have left). That simple.

Stick with it, and post up here when you think you're down for playing. I guarantee you that at least me & The Sav WILL be there. :tip:

[Booze]

Like Bill said, my schedule changes week by week, so some weeks I won't be able to make COD night at all. But this week, between midnight & 3am Limey time on Friday & Saturday nights is good for me.

Who else can make Friday night (evening for you lot)?

[the deta]

For a quick, specific answer to you last question, Fu: It's simple. What levels up your RANK is different than what level up your weapons. You can do all the Barracks challenges and score all these points, and those count towards your RANK (level). Completely differently is how you level up your WEAPONS. Each of THOSE is on a weapon-by-weapon system.

For example: If you *only* roll with an M16, you can have that thing maxed out at Red Tiger with all the frills. However, you could still be at rank 35 when you get it there. Weapon challenges are *different* than rank challenges. Granted, your personal bonus points after each game (the ones that say "+323" after a game DO apply to your rank score, but they've got NOTHING to do with your weapon leveling). You can have a red tiger M16, but all the other weapons can conceivably be at entry-level (i.e., no scopes, no camo, no nothing).

Getting one or two guns you're REALLY comfortable with as your primaries (for me, it was the M16 & M4... then at Level 42, I scored my P90 and I only used THAT till I hit Rank 55). The *key* is to take a class (say, Assault Rifles) and max each and everyone out till you get ALL camo, scopes, and *weapon* challenges.

Weapon challenges are simple: Overall Kills & Head Shots. There's "Marksman Challenges (I, II, & III... which just mean KILLS), then there's "Expert" (which means HEAD SHOTS ONLY). The latter is WAY harder to get. So, for you to max a weapon, you have to get the max amount of general kills (which takes you to Marksman III), and then you need to get X amount of HEAD SHOTS w/that same weapon, and that gives you "Expert I - III." Once a weapon is maxed out at Marksman III AND Expert III, you're DONE with that weapon--it's MAXED OUT.

What you want to do, is to take a class (I'm working on all my Sub Machine Gun classes) and then max out EACH ONE, a couple at a time. For instance, I've only JUST NOW moved to my G3 (a single-shot pea-shooter). It SUCKS ASS until you get the red dot, then you notice the higher you level it up, the more FUCKING powerful it becomes (this goes for ALL weapons). I'm getting my M5 and G3 SOOOO pimped up now, that soon my G3 (which used to be a BB gun) will put niggers down with ONE LOUSY SHOT. It's WAY worth the effort. It's no fun at first, but so quickly do you level up your guns, that you end up thankful you did (like I am).

Once you max out an entire class (say, Assault Rifles), then you get weird scopes and attachments previously UNKNOWN to you. I've SEEN these assholes, and I don't have a PRAYER against them. But, trust me: When I roll with either my P90 or M5 with UAV Jammer on (and Extreme Conditioning), I can run around and catch LOADS of assholes hiding--they don't have a CLUE you're behind them--then you slice their t'roats open, or put a cap right in the back of their melon.

This game truly gets better and better the more you play. Check all your weapons one by one in "Barracks" then "Challenges, and then "Assault" or "SMG," and it'll tell you (a) what Marksman level you're up to (and how many more kills you need to advance), and (b) tells you how far into which Expert mode you are (and how many HEADSHOTS you have left). That simple.

Stick with it, and post up here when you think you're down for playing. I guarantee you that at least me & The Sav WILL be there. :tip:

Holy shit, that was a misleading opening line! lmao lmao

[Dr. P]

I'm down for pretty much any night between 10 - 11pm EST but if we settle on any particular night/time I'll make sure to swing it.

Same.

[Belasco]

My chick's out-of-town this weekend, so I'll be playing a lot of COD4 all weekend long.

Weekends in general are going to be my best times, but if we pick a single regular night between 9-10 CST (10-11 EST) I can kick my chick off the TV for an hour a week. I just bought her a MacBook Pro, so she owes me.

[Spooner]

Holy shit, that was a misleading opening line! lmao lmao

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[the deta]

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PSH. You KNOW i didnt read all that shit.

After Further review............ THere is NO flag on the play!

[Spooner]

^^lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao ...fuckin' stoner. :rofl:

[Howards Turn]

I bet Edwinas pad is strewn with half empty lays bags and hershey wrappers with all that weed he's tearin through.

[the deta]

I bet Edwinas pad is strewn with half empty lays bags and hershey wrappers with all that weed he's tearin through.

Naa, I am not a big potato chip person, and i only eat godiva chocolates. If there is one thing i like to chow on while baked, its gummi bears.

[Booze]

Naa, I am not a big potato chip person, and i only eat godiva chocolates. If there is one thing i like to chow on while baked, its gummi bears.

Taters are vegetables, after all.

[the deta]

Amen brother. If i do do chips i gotta go Pringles Salt and Vinager. Really the only potato chip i like.

[The Sav]

CoD4 was phat tonight!

Me, BTI and Lee joined forces for about 3 or 4 rounds and we tore it up. What's great about that game is there's always some guy that you completely own and there's always another guy that owns you.

Then you gotta make it your mission to get them back at all costs. And then when you do, you get a coke-like rush that's undefinable. And much like cocaine, you want to gun this player down more and more.

It doesn't end when the game is over either.... If they stay in the lobby with you then you play them again and you remember that ONE time from 12 games ago where they got you with a cheap kill on you.

BTI and myself get to the point where we want to kill certain fags so badly, that we get pissed if they end up on our team during the next game. lmao

[Booze]

What's great about that game is there's always some guy that you completely own and there's always another guy that owns you.


Just like life.

http://i26.tinypic.com/svmot3.jpg

[Spooner]

For the uninitiated (yes, we're trying to pimp up the game so's we can get more SFJ'ers in the mix)... here's a little of what you fags are missin' out on... (warning: some of these have the obligatory REALLY gay music underneath the video):

These are just SOME of the perks you can use, and how most people underestimate their power & value. Well, behold...

The virtues of Double Tap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BIXBWL_H9A
-BIXBWL_H9A

The virtues of Sleight of Hand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuhgQ-k-UWM
CuhgQ-k-UWM

Booze & his goddamn grenade launcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYavUynDSY
woYavUynDSY

The virtues of Deep Fuckin' Impact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN_bRbMmCYU
WN_bRbMmCYU


Now, LET'S GET SOME SFJ GAME NIGHTS WORKIN', YA SLUTS! :tip:

[Dr. P]

All YouTube videos are starting, no sound, then stop after 4-5 seconds. This is driving me fucin' crazy. Works in IE, but all fucked up in Firefox.

[the deta]

WTF? So you can shoot through concrete walls and kill people? Christ the more you people ramble on and on about this game and all its power ups, the lamer the whole thing seems.

FYI, i only watched the "deep impact" vid. I hate Cheats like that. ANd thats exactly what it is......... a CHEAT. I thought this game was supposed to be realistic!

[Dr. P]

You think a 50 caliber machine gun can't shoot through concrete walls and kill people?

[The Sav]

WTF? So you can shoot through concrete walls and kill people? Christ the more you people ramble on and on about this game and all its power ups, the lamer the whole thing seems.

FYI, i only watched the "deep impact" vid. I hate Cheats like that. ANd thats exactly what it is......... a CHEAT. I thought this game was supposed to be realistic!

Uhhh.... yeah... like Russel said, 50 cal. bullets go through walls and concrete. And that is very real.

Besides, given what you just said in your second paragraph, I would think that you'd be VERY down with this game.

:score:

[Dr. P]

Besides, it's not a cheat if every player can do it. You pick you perks. If you don't wanna shoot through walls, then you can be invisible on radar or something else.

[Howards Turn]

Christ the more you people ramble on and on about this game and all its power ups, the lamer the whole thing seems.



lmao lmao Comin from the guy who stays two years behind video game releases so he can save 5 bucks!

You're some piece'a work Edwina. lmao

[Spooner]

No shit, Ed. It's NOWHERE near the realism of all those gay ninja/sword games you play where people can run 200 yards up the sides of buildings and do triple backflips, landing on a centaur carrying a bag of magic spells. Now THAT is some real shit we ALL should get down with.

[Spooner]

All YouTube videos are starting, no sound, then stop after 4-5 seconds. This is driving me fucin' crazy. Works in IE, but all fucked up in Firefox.

Russ, I have the same trouble w/Firefox. I don't think I'm a use it anymore--not till all that shit gets sorted out. :tip:

[KungFuJesus]

Played fine for me with FF

[Dr. P]

I still isn't working for me. Started yesterday sometime.

[the deta]

I'm done with this thread. I'm going to get haylo 3 BITCHES.


Just kidden.

[Spooner]

Ed, you anti-social slut. Just trade in all your ninja & Harry Potter games (and yer old-ass COD3) for a stinkin' copy of COD4. Then, get your ass in the SFJ mix and get a lot free dental work done by the likes of me, The Sav, Booze, & Fu... it just makes good business sense.

[the deta]

I appreciate your invitation to your group BTI, but i am workin on Rainbow Six Vegas right now. I cant help that i am a bit behind on the current generation of gaming.

Oh yeah that ninja shit is bullshit. I dont have a single ninja game!

[The Sav]

Oh yeah that ninja shit is bullshit. I dont have a single ninja game!

Then there's still hope for you yet, Ed. :up: :up: :up:

[Booze]

No shit, Ed. It's NOWHERE near the realism of all those gay ninja/sword games you play where people can run 200 yards up the sides of buildings and do triple backflips, landing on a centaur carrying a bag of magic spells. Now THAT is some real shit we ALL should get down with.

Ahaahhhaaahaaa!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ed, when you finish ropin' them steers, bringing water up from the well, having yourself a nice beaker o' saspirilla & playing Wolfenstein 3D, get yerself COD4 & join in the fun. :tip:

[The Sav]

Ahaahhhaaahaaa!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ed, when you finish ropin' them steers, bringing water up from the well, having yourself a nice beaker o' saspirilla & playing Wolfenstein 3D, get yerself COD4 & join in the fun. :tip:

Come on now! Let's cut Ed some slack, guys... He's really busy trying to finish up his "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" campaign.

Hint: Carmen was last seen in Milan.

[Spooner]

Posts 104 & 105... AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[TheWagesofSin]

Crazy Taxi at my place this Saturday

[Heap]

In Ed's defense, I'm probably the cat that HT is referencing as far as the new gaming system every 2+ years is concerned. I don't have a PS3 or Xbox360 in my bankroll at LEAST for the next 6-10 months ahead (and I know I've made somewhat of a point on here somewhere along the lines).
:tip:

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A7awHbYGk&feature=related
J5A7awHbYGk

[Booze]

I'll be getting on Xbox Live in a bit chaps. Anyone for a few games?

[Spooner]

Me, The Sav, Booze, & B-Diddy all went online and represented SFJ--and it was a fucking blast! You fags don't know what you're missin'.

We're playing one map (called "Bog") and it's just a fucking waste dump with burned-up tanks, Ladas, mounds of feces... kinda like Panorama City, California basically. Anyway, me & The Sav are hunting the homo snipers; Booze is crouched next to a tank, putting lead rounds into every nigger who runs by trying to claim our flag; B-Diddy's getting acclimated to his new weapons and dropping stray dillholes like he's in a shooting gallery... you hear things like, "Hey, Spooner! There's a cocksucker behind you in the barn!" and I turn around and pump lead straight into his puss, or "Hey, Booze, there's an asshole in the school bus!" and Booze places his scope right on the asshole's head and +10 shows up on his screen.

Everyone calling out faggy snipers hiding in hay fields; me & The Sav tossing smoke grenades in front of them so they can see shit, then tossing frags right at them, +5! +10! Kill after kill! Loads of girlish screaming and laughing; ample amounts of racial slurs and epithets--the way it OUGHTTA be....

Oh, it's a beautiful thing. We're all gettin' together for another round later tonight. So, get your CHEAP ASSES down to Worst Buy, grab a 360 and a copy of Call of Duty 4, and LET'S FUCKIN' GO!! Fubar, your ass BETTER damn well be there tonight! Russ... NO EXCUSES. You, too, white nigger!!! 'Sco!!!

[Dr. P]

I'm firin' the Xbox up (for the first time in AGES) tonight. Hope ta see you kooks on.

[the deta]

Im too drunk to be gaming, uh.

[Dr. P]

Amstels?

[TheWagesofSin]

Im too drunk to be gaming, uh.

if that's supposed to be a Riley impersonation....lmao lmao lmao

P.S. Ed, you're really fucked up from drinking Amstels??! That's weak, bro.

[the deta]

Amstels?

Yes, those and oatmeal stouts, and irish carbombs andjagerbombs.

[Dr. P]

You GO, Ed! Call in to Belasco's MAYO line!

[the deta]

I'll have you know i have some dank ass food waiting to b devoured. Rangoons, calamari and lobster raviolie.


BITCHES.

[TheWagesofSin]

With all that shit you mixed tonight...be careful, Eddie. There's a good chance you could blow some chunks.

[Booze]

It's bedtime for me, lads. Work in the morning. But have fun back on there later. When someone sent up a UAV on Overgrown, & we saw all those fucking sniper blips hiding in the barn & hayfield sucking up the cow dung fumes, then everyone converged on it at the same time, mowing 'em down like dogs... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: the most fun I've had on there yet. 'Lasco, Bill, Savster... I salute you.

[the deta]

With all that shit you mixed tonight...be careful, Eddie. There's a good chance you could blow some chunks.

I appreciate the advise wages but i am pretty sure i stayed within my limits. On the other hand, I have no doubt that i will be strunggling tomorrow when i have to go update the snow report at 5L30/.

[Booze]

I have no doubt that i will be strunggling tomorrow when i have to go update the snow report at 5L30/.

Is that a map reference?

[the deta]

Sorry, lee. I meant 5:30am as in the time. Eastern standard mind you, not that greenwich shit.

[Heap]

Did you call Belasco's line yet?

[Booze]

a hundred & twenty hours?

[the deta]

I better eat. I'[ll be back.

[TheWagesofSin]

5L30/.


I meant 5:30am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

jesus

[the deta]

I better eat. I'[ll be back.

Fuckin aA that was deelicious. Well i am going to have some dessert then crash out

[Spooner]

Well, once again--we're able to get an entire SFJ "Klan" together for COD4 tonight (me, Fu, The Sav, & Belasco), but no Russ again. Loads of laughs and ass-kickin' were had by all, and Belasco's rankin' up like five levels every hour. But here's the kicker: for the second straight time, Verno sees us all online playing COD4 (which he has), but opts to play Spiderman vs. Sponge Bob. The ol' mayor of SFJ can't be bothered to klan up w/the SFJ boys. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3360/9663ad2.gif (http://imageshack.us) So, here's what I say: BEANS FOR MAYOR IN 2008. Let's get a real poll goin'!

[The BYP]

Where do you get Spiderman vs Spongebong?

[The Sav]

But here's the kicker: for the second straight time, Verno sees us all online playing COD4 (which he has), but opts to play Spiderman vs. Sponge Bob. The ol' mayor of SFJ can't be bothered to klan up w/the SFJ boys. http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3360/9663ad2.gif (http://imageshack.us) So, here's what I say: BEANS FOR MAYOR IN 2008. Let's get a real poll goin'!

No kidding! And to think that I was his former campaign manager!

I feel like I'm Dick Morris and Coach is Hillary Clinton. But instead of me having to endure years of fine china being thrown at my face, I have to sit back and watch as he chooses to play "Garfield and the Pantheon of Legendary Heroes" or whatever the fuck it is, instead of playing some sweet CoD4 with his good pals at SFJ.

In my opinion, both are equally harmful and traumatizing, especially considering that I put a lot into his election as Mayor of SFJ.

Now I'll have to spend my days talking shit about him on Political talk shows and try to convince people that he is not the right man for Mayor SFJ. Are my feelings hurt? Yes. Can the wounds be healed? Maybe. But one thing is for sure... It's time for a change.

[KungFuJesus]

Fuck the impeachment, that's banworthy!

[Spooner]

^^As they said on the old KMET in L.A.: "Abaloolay!"

:tip:

[Dr. P]

I logged on last night, the only friend on was Facepalm. I couldn't get in a game and sent him a voice message. Dunno wtf was up.

[Verno]

I had my step-brother and step-nephew over last night. Guess if I can't play Call of Duty I'll have to unplug my router from my Xbox so I don't hurt any feelings.

[Verno]

We never decided on a night or two to do this anywhore. Friends I have that play these games usually set up two nights a week. How about Sundays at 7 CST, 5 PST, 11 am Ed time and Thursdays at the same time. I've room to wiggle if need be, but Sundays are best for me. If we have a set time every week I see no reason why we couldn't have 5 or 6 peeps in there.

[Belasco]

I found my GD weapon... finally.

I just played some domination with a bunch of choads. It was the Bog level ( I think that's the one at night with 'B' on a hill in the middle of the map ). Anyway, I just unlocked the M60 and plugged Stopping Power and Deep Impact into that bitch. I was mowin' choads down and dropped a chopper too. I might start rollin' with this for a while.

[KungFuJesus]

I logged on last night, the only friend on was Facepalm. I couldn't get in a game and sent him a voice message. Dunno wtf was up.

Dang, I didn't see you on or get a message

:wtf:

[melon]

I played awhile last night but couldn't join any games (I didn't see the "joinable" arrow). Please shoot me an invite if you see me pop up, i'll be on tonight.

[The Sav]

I had my step-brother and step-nephew over last night. Guess if I can't play Call of Duty I'll have to unplug my router from my Xbox so I don't hurt any feelings.

Hey! You know that I know that you know that we were only messing around. We just really wanna play some online gaming with ya. Think of it as a compliment, except instead of saying nice things about you, we bust your balls over something that you have absolutely no control over. ;-)

[The Sav]

I played awhile last night but couldn't join any games (I didn't see the "joinable" arrow). Please shoot me an invite if you see me pop up, i'll be on tonight.

Melon... you need to set your status to "online" because if you were on at the same time when the rest of us were playing, then none of us saw you. Otherwise we would have pulled you in. Seriously, we had a blast playing with ya last time, there's no way we'd leave you out in the cold like that if we knew you were around.

Oh, and if you don't want to set your status to "online" then just fire off a message to me (or anyone else playing) and let us know that you're down. Then we can invite you into our lobby as soon as possible.

[Spooner]

I had my step-brother and step-nephew over last night. Guess if I can't play Call of Duty I'll have to unplug my router from my Xbox so I don't hurt any feelings.

I'll go ya one further, Sav:

Hey, Verno--you've been hanging around Larry too long if you think "hurt feewings" have anything to do with comin' off like a dillhole. We need NUMBERS in our group--it's not exactly your award-winning personality that we need.




(Okay, now hopefully you realize BALLS are being busted--only.) :tip:

[Spooner]

Once again, you guys missed an absolutely EPIC SFJ COD4 fest. Verno, Fubar, me, Booze, The Sav, B-Diddy (who was BRINGIN' IT with his shoosh gun), and even fuckin' Melon!

The hardcores (i.e., the cats who love goin' more than two or three games w/out boning out) were definitely Belasco, The Sav, Fu, & Melon... (& Booze, when time zones permite). Holy shit, guys. If we can simply get SIX assholes to commit a few nights a week (especially on weekends), we WON'T ever have to listen to entire lobbies of 16-year-old emo faggots with diarrhea of the pie hole, spewing endless gay horseshit. So, that IS the only drawback, BUT all the more reason for at least FIVE of us to stick around and play more--then we ain't gotta hear no one but ourselves.

Now, LET'S GET THIS SHIT GOIN' NICE & REGULARLIKE!! :tip:

[The Sav]

Once again, you guys missed an absolutely EPIC SFJ COD4 fest. Verno, Fubar, me, Booze, The Sav, B-Diddy (who was BRINGIN' IT with his shoosh gun), and even fuckin' Melon!

And by "you guys" he means just you, Russel P. I do believe that you're the only SFJ-CoD4 homo that didn't represent tonight. We could have set a precedent by having every single SFJ-CoD4 quear all on at the same time and playing in the same game. It would have been HUGE!!! But you didn't show, so it was just like any other night of gaming. Yeah... it's not really a big deal, man. And it's not like I'm trying to make you think that you missed out on the mostest funnest night of CoD4 ever. And I'm certainly not busting your sack for repeated interest in playing and then being a big no-show over the last two weeks. I'd never do something like that.... I'm your friend.

[Booze]

I was gutted when I had to bail out of there after that Shipment slaughterfest, chaps. I was having the most fun I've had with my trousers on for ages, & it's rare as rocking horse shit for me to see all you lot on there together. But it was 6am in Limeytown. I just woke up, at half pastmidday, & I feel like I'm on the arse-end of a coke bender.

But I'll cherish the memories. Respawning over by C just in time to see Bill stick his knife in the Coach's bonce, blowing away 3 blokes taking a flag like ducks in a row with one burst of the SAW, & 'Lasco squatting around the B flag with his 'shooshgun' like a murderous paraplegic midget. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Like Billiam said, it was so nice not to have to listen to fags, choads, wankers & quear bennies when we got enough of us playing to roll as an SFJ squad. It looks like primetime for most of you lot is about 4-6am GMT, which will be a struggle for me. But I'll roll with you all again whenever I can.

Where was ya, Russ? It was MASSIVE!

[Verno]

Yeah that was definitely a blast! I swear to God during that private deathmatch where it was just us split into two teams... I must've died 55 times to Spooner's grenades.... fucking Last Stand BS. lmao lmao

I think something went werky with Xbox live right around then. I couldn't communicate with yous all during that, and right after that I was kicked out of the room and then kicked off. I couldn't get online worth a shiv after that either. Sav and his headset, the fact 'Lasco could only join when Lee was in charge... is that just because it's Saturday night? Wasn't really THAT big o' deal, as we didn't really spend that much in down time.

We played, what... a solid 4 hours straight with the whole crew? Pretty bad ass. We need to do THAT more often fo sho. As a full crew we went 2-1 didn't we? Hell, I even donated more than my usual 3 kills during those dominations.

I'm be on around 7 CST tonight. Let's do that again.

[Belasco]

Cruise, that was fun. That 'shoosh' gun is fantastic. I'm not nearly as accurate or cunning as BTI, Sav, and Booze, but I can sure as fuck mow a bitch down through walls and lay down a suppressing fire through the smoke so the team can capture that GD flag. It's real good for nullifying those incoming choppers too.

Holeeey shit.! I felt like Jesse Ventura in Predator.

We have to do this regularly.

[Dr. P]

I seem to have a connection problem. Later today, I'd like to get online and see if one of you choads can see me. It "acts" like I'm online, I can see who is on, but I can't play a live game.

[Verno]

Which one is the "swoosh" gun?

[melon]

Other than that one map (with the cheating fags), it was a really fun night, I was laughing most of the time. Will try to play tonight.

[Belasco]

The M60 is what BTI called the shoosh gun. I unlocked it yesterday somewhere between levels 18 and 23.

[Spooner]

I have to stand corrected here: I know that Diddy's weapon of choice is the M604E (a motherFUCKER of a machine gun--with about the best SOUND of all weapons in the game), BUT... when we were in Shipment (a map the size of Russy's backyard, I could've SWORN he kilt me 20 times with what me & my friends call a "shoosh" gun (read: SHOTGUN).

I'd see 'Lasco festooned in his anti-mustard gas regalia running down that small "B" corridor, and before I could surgically put 200 rounds per second into his puss with one click of the trigger of my Mini-Uzi (with DOUBLE-TAP, no less), I'd hear this "BOOOOZH!" sound, and then I'd be in COD4 hell (which is watching your death in 3rd-person over and over again). What may've happened is that he accidentally picked up someone else's shoosh gun one time, and I thought it was his main rig for that map.

Now, OUTSIDE of Shipment, 'Lasco & Booze BOTH roll with these dastardly fuckin' WMD's; they's slow to carry, but they bring pain... lots of pain.

And then there's that motherless whore FUBAR, hiding again in his GOPHER HOLE between two dumpsters, squatting like a female pissing on the side of the highway during a road trip, picking off the worker bees one-by-one so he could call in like 18 helicopters. Even though me & The Sav were onto his gopher hole trick (and b'leeme, every time I came to life, the first thing I'd do is pitch three frags over in his hole to break up his streak--but it still wasn't enough). That fucking whore got 167 kills that game. Fag. Fu's official new COD4 name is, without a doubt: "Gopher" (not like the animal; like the guy on the Love Boat). :tip:

So, the consensus is high--everyone had a blast... even fucking MELON was in there tearing up niggers w/us. He sure comes outta his shell when he's got rapid-fire weaponry in his hands, I'll tell ya that. He wuddn't fucking around for love or money.

<Cue "Bang Bang" by Nancy Sinatra ... lmao lmao lmao lmao> I'm gonna write some SFJ/COD4 lyrics to this tune later this week. :-)

[the deta]

I seem to have a connection problem. Later today, I'd like to get online and see if one of you choads can see me. It "acts" like I'm online, I can see who is on, but I can't play a live game.

Do you have the online code power upped?

[KungFuJesus]

ahahaha gopher

:rofl:

Had a blast last night as usual. I counted it a small victory every time I put a bullet into Billy's head. That motherfucker is tricky to kill because he knows every map inside and out. I still dunno what the fuck the cheesecrawl is or where the coffeeshop is.
Sav got me with the knife like 50 times at least. Every time I'd turn around I heard the shiv sinking into my chest cavity. For some reason I can't get the knife off like everybody else... pushing down the right stick wonks my aim out and I end up shivving air. Gay.
I only got 1 chopper on shipment... it might have seemed like more because the fucker stayed up there sooooooo long. I was suprised nobody shot it down sooner but I guess it's hard when there's bullets and frags flying everywhere.
I wish booze had been on my team that round, it's funny to hear him say bollocks.
The only thing that sucked was playing that PCIM clan or whoever they were. Obviously a bunch of hard core nerds who spend every waking hour figuring out hiding spots. I think they mistook us for an actual clan instead of just a bunch of chaods who want to be on the same team. It was funny when billy called them all glitching fags. That really got them fired up for the next round when they thoroughly handed us our asses something like 1000 - 200. But we never claimed to be unbeatable, or even good. Those faggots sounded like drunks at a sports bar.
All in all a good night.

[Belasco]

Oh.... THAT shoosh gun...

Yeah, I always roll with the shotgun on shipment - I can't wait to unlock that second one.

[Spooner]

That's about the hardest I've laughed at one of your posts, Gopher, and that's sayin' a LOT. Goddamn that game has a seriously high entertainment quotient... no question.

First thing I think we should do (and not out of shame, but out of minimizing the amount of jerkoffs we have to listen to in lobbies) is to all delete our "Klan" tags. Fu brings up a good point that other fags think WE think we're a "bad-ass" (:roll:) clan and it only causes more gayness in the lobbies. Also, I'm tired of fags asking us what it stands for (and telling them it stands for "Shut yer Fucking Jaw" gets old fast--I don't want to reveal the website and then have those fags coming in HERE and making it hell, too). We'll all still be able to stay together in games, but I say we nuke the SFJ tags. What say you fags?

Okay, as for what happened with those fags in "Ambush," lemme explain: Almost every map has one (or multiple) "glitches"--gimpy pixels or environmental decorations that were NOT designed to be used to access otherwise INaccessible areas of the map. Ambush is questionable because you can jump onto a wall between the "B" road and where the "C" side begins. Once you're ON that wall, you can "glitch" yourself along rebar and jump from one illegal rooftop fortification to another (I'll show anyone who wants to know in a private match, so's you can see what I'm sayin').

Anyway, we had a WHOLE CLAN of these fags who WERE ALL doing it at the SAME TIME. The rest was just spawn-camping (the most unforgivable loser tactic around). Granted, I'm happy as a pig in shit to spawn camp OUT OF REVENGE (only), otherwise I find it gay and weak.

In the map "Crash" (with that halved copter in the middle of the map--where the "B" flag is), if your team starts at "A," you're generally not only FUCKED, but you're gonna get spawn camped (pinned down) and never be able to move). So, if we ever start at "A" on Crash, the idea is to NOT take the "A" flag at ALL, but to have half the squad bee line towards "B" and the other half to haul ass down the gangway straight ahead of "A", tossing frags at the end of the dirt hill, hook that Louie and fight for "C." This will make the OTHER assholes start spawning at "A," and then we just frag the fuck out 'em up there.

If you guys are serious about playing more as a squad (and it sounds like most of you are), we should go into a few maps together (privately), and we can show you all the choke points and point out where all the cheesecrawlers hide. God, just typing this makes me wanna go play... like RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW! If anyone's down... look me up... I'm ALL OVER IT!! :tip:

[Booze]

That motherfucker is tricky to kill because he knows every map inside and out. I still dunno what the fuck the cheesecrawl is or where the coffeeshop is.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bill & Sav are completely clued up about all that stuff, rolling around the maps warning that there's a choad in the Haji Juice Bar or fags in Christopher's Pantry or whatever.

Add to that the fact that the Sav will break off mid-game to shout at his kids or beat his wife, & it can get a bit confusing. For ages I thought 'Ryan's Fish Sticks' was some kind of code for the silos on Downpour. :poke:

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Add to that the fact that the Sav will break off mid-game to shout at his kids or beat his wife, & it can get a bit confusing. For ages I thought 'Ryan's Fish Sticks' was some kind of code for the silos on Downpour. :poke:

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Ahhh, GOD. This game brings endless laughs.

You homos missed out on ANOTHER massive afternoon frag-fest: me, Belasco, & The Sav goin' snipe hunting.

We were on Bloc (a fag/sniper haven), and me & Sav went storming through all the apartment buildings with UAV-Jamming on and knifing / point-blank pistol shots to the melons of these faggots, with Belasco crouched behind a planter box, hammering suppressing fire with his M604-Diddy machine gun... it was jus'... burdiful.

I'm down any day, any night, anytime... you fags just set it up here, and it's on. Russ--GET YOUR SHIT WIRED UP AND LESS GO!!!!!!!

*Edit: I'll be on later tonight, so whoever's on... just shoot me an invite. :tip:

[KungFuJesus]

I'll try to get in on a game later when my bro is done watching niggerball

[Spooner]

You should buy his ass a black & white TV to watch niggerball in his room. Then it's COD4/24/7.


Hey, It's almost 9PM PST. I'm goin' on for some goddamn gamin'. Show up one--show up ALL!

[KungFuJesus]

Insert excuse here

[The BYP]

Is your bro bigger than you Fu? Just askin.

[The Sav]

Yeah boys, that was a lot of fun the other night...

I about died everytime Coach would say "Yeeeeaaaah, level 10 bitches!" everytime he got a new challenge met and leveled up. lmao

And all of you "new guys" are doing really well. I probably got kil't more times by Coach and Belasco, than I did by anyone else on the opposing team when we all played that game in Shipment. And Melon was doing his fair share of damage as well. In fact, I know that Melon is quite a gamer, so if that guy keeps playing CoD4 on a regular basis, I know I'll be fucked if he's on the other team at some point in time.

As for Fu... Jesus, that motherfucker is like predator. He runs over to the garbage cans and turns on his invisible camo. Then the next thing you know, you've got a hole the size of a basketball in your chest and he's carving out your skull to use as a trophy.

btw, guys... I gotta apologize for the way I reacted to those glitch fags after that set of games. I wasn't at all trying to be serious nor did I even care. There's just something in me that likes to egg on those fags that take their gaming a little too seriously. It's like they know that this game will be the only thing in life that they will ever be any good at, so they've got to do humiliate everyone they play by any means necessary. And they'll say anything they can to justify their actions. Anyway, I know all's I was doing was provoking their obnoxious behavior by being equally obnoxious and I'm sure that made things even less fun for you guys. So for that, I'm sorry. Otherwise, I'm glad that BTI and myself called them out for being big fags. And they took the bait and proved us right by getting so bent out of shape about it. If they really had any true talent, they would have kept their little fag mouths shut and let the score do the talking for them.

Then again, I'd probably jump up on that glitch and do the same thing as they did. The difference is, I wouldn't be rubbing people's faces in it afterwards. It doesn't take a whole lot of skill to do what they did, they just happened to be the guys that got there first.

btw Lee, funny comments.... And for the record, I don't beat my wife, I just verbally abuse her. ;-) Besides, my game is at it's peak when I'm running around heating up frozen White Castle burgers for Ryan or changing Alex's diaper. One time I got 30 kills in Overgrown (my worst map) while I was screaming at the tikes for spilling Moon Sand all over the floor. It's some crazy shit.

[the deta]

Is this COD4 better than Rainbow Six Vegas?

[The Sav]

I'd say yes... that is unless there's a Rainbow6: Vegas thread with more than 166 posts that I don't know about.

[Dr. P]

No comparison. I can't WAIT to get my router/adapter back up and goin', this shit is killin' me.

[Spooner]

Russ--just go buy a new router like... toNOW. You can get one for under 50 fish that'll work just fine. In fact, Belasco's got some router issues (possibly security issues), but even he may wind up having to get a more XBL-compatible one (which fuckin' sucks). Sav had to do it, too (and I did as well, but not for XBL, incidentally). If you do, go with the Linksys.

COD4 is WAY better than Rainbow Vegas--by a country mile. I can only be cooped up in a casino and its parking lot for so long before I get claustrophobic. **Newsflash: Activision announces new maps and tweaks coming "this spring." No one knows the date, but the fucking shit's a-comin'.

I'm down for some gamin' in about an hour or less, so any a you fags got some downtime, less GO! I can't get enough trigger time these days. I'm thoroughly addicted, and Mrs. Impaler figures it's better than if I were to, say, shoot "herron" instead. Sometimes I ain't sure.

Sav, what the fuck is MOON SAND?!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Sav]

Moon Sand: It's like Play-doh 'cept it's this sand-like substance that what does is haves all these pretty colors like Play-doh does. It's really powdery and moist in texture so it can be easily molded and held together when made into a shape. That's why it's called "moon sand" because it has the same consistency as real moon sand. But here's the rub.... it's more fun than play-doh but it's also about 1,000 times more messy to clean up.

[Spooner]

^^Sav, "The Man" is in lockdown. I'm free as a bird, negro. TRIGGER TIME, SLUT! 'SCO!!!!

:tip:!!

[Spooner]

None of us like to have to listen to the legions of cocksuckers, dumbasses, frat-faggots, and douchebag kids on COD4, but team communication is critical.

So, whoever here is down for muting their 360 mic and lowering the volume, then patching in 3- and 4-way conference calls on a cell phone (or Skype--whatever), we can just substitute the headset with a PC multimedia/Skype headset (earphones and mic) and then conference in just the SFJ'ers and avoid having to (a) listen to or waste time muting every dillhole in every lobby, and (b) we could all just communicated amongst ourselves during each game.

It's not that big a deal to do, so if y'all have free nights & weekends, we can do cellular, or if not, we can just Skype it. Just a thought. Everyone chime in on which way they prefer, OR we can just keep it as is, and have to deal with loads of assholes (and the worst of 'em all are the white noise makers--who just sing or put the mic up to their gay radio, etc.). You guys' call. I'm cool either way.

:tip:

[Booze]

I'll check for you slags in a couple of hours. :tip:

[Spooner]

It's 3:40PM PST. I'll be on in exactly two hours and 15 minutes, for what it's worth.

:tip:

[The BYP]

http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/sixties/Graphics/Track16/make_love_not_war.gif

[Dr. P]

I've been on hold for 23 minutes and now 14 minutes and haven't talked to a human fuckin' YET!!! I'm pissed. Never buy a Linksys wireless router. What pisses me off the most is, every few minutes, they talk about their award-winning customer support. I tried their online support, but got nada. Fuck these guys.

[Spooner]

I don't know who's pissed and who ain't, but at least we got Russy's router PARTIALLY fixed (it needs at least a firmware update--call me on that one, dude).

I came back after 20 minutes and as soon as I logged on, it was a ghost town--then phones mysteriously started going to voicemail.

...Hey, it wudn't me. I was just trying to help get everyone's shit sorted. :larry:

Fags.

I'm up for more... anyone down in a bit, text me or gimme a jingle. :tip:

[Booze]

I had to bail out on account of it being 4am, lads, but I'll see you on there again at roughly the same time tonight. Who can make 8pm Eastern?

[Dr. P]

I had to bail out on accounta it being 11 PM and I had to meet a contractor at the ass-crack of dawn this morning. I told "Cory" (and I think Lee was on) that I hadta crash. Someone (Lee?) said "one more game" but i kept getting kicked. I wasn't bent at anybody.

[Verno]

I had to bail out on accounta it being 11 PM and I had to meet a contractor at the ass-crack of dawn this morning. I told "Cory" (and I think Lee was on) that I hadta crash. Someone (Lee?) said "one more game" but i kept getting kicked. I wasn't bent at anybody.

What am I? Some sort of "fictional character"? An aimbot?

I was bustling (sorry Russ) when you said you were leaving. Sav, Booze, and Billy were having a conversation about the spawn campers or someshit, while you, unbeknowst to the world (because of your headset/router problems) were talking over your dead airwaves about leaving. I, being the sole person who could hear both conversations (still puzzling) could barely make out a sentence from anyone. Your issues aren't what's so funny to me; the fact that I feel like the fat woman at the bottom corner of the screen during those Sunday morning church telecasts signing for those people without ears.

Surely we can get your router problems sorted even though it's fun regardless. I'll be on tonight around 9:30 PST and should be good for 4-5 hours.


EDIT (Instead of post whoring I'll just add to this one): BTI had a great idear earlier. We should all have a Skype call tonight so we don't have any issues like last night (a conference call might be a little expensive for Cockney). I'm cool with giving it a try.

[Spooner]

I've got a laptop upstairs and I can Skype on the fucker (I just hope it doesn't interfere with my XBL bandwidth (every byte being critical). If that's NOT an issue, yeah, we can set up a Skype session--multiway.

The only two issues here are Russy's and Belasco's routers. Belasco's close to figuring his out (I think--and so does he--that he may have his security settings too high).... Russy needs to update his Linksys firmware is all (so it seems).

**Booze said he'll be down for some gaming in about two hours from now (call it 6PM PST). I'll be up for that session, even if I'm 10-15 minutes late for it. I'll ALSO be down for Verno's 9PM session, and he better not be full of shit about goin' 4 to 5 hours straight (lmao). I can go all night tonight, negroes. The big thing is, if you can only play one or two games, maybe don't bother--if we go through all the hassle of gathering everyone, getting a party leader whose connection allows everyone to talk, etc., it seems wasteful to go through all that hassle for only two games. I understand if not all can go for the full marathon, but at LEAST stay for as close to an hour as you can--most of us'll go longer. "My name is BTI, and I'm a COD4 addict."

[Booze]

Me too. Except my name is different, obviously.

Okay cock knockers, let's call it 2am GMT... that's 90mins from now. Synchronise yer Swatches.

[Belasco]

I'll be there at 8pm CST.

I made some router changes last night and tried to upgrade the firmware but the damn thing rejected the file. We'll see how my recent changes do.

[The Sav]

Alright, I'll join in for some sweet throat cutting fun at 6pm but I'll probably only be able to play for about 60-90 minutes. Then I'll be back on again around 9:30 or 10pm.

[The BYP]

http://www.800divorce.net/images/Diamonds.gif

[TheWagesofSin]

lmao lmao lmao

What are you tryin' to say, Bip?

[The Sav]

He knows from experience.

[The BYP]

I have lots of experience. My first wife left me over Legend of Zelda.

[the deta]

hahahahahahah lmao lmao mlmao

[Booze]

Ed's getting that next week. :score:

[The BYP]

My 3rd wife left me over a mix of guitars and Everquest. My 2nd wife was just mean. Her name? Cunty the Succubus.

[the deta]

Ed's getting that next week. :score:

Damn Right.

[Verno]

I must've been high or something this morning... I meant 9:30 EST not PST, and tomorrow I'm good for 5 hours.

[The Sav]

When (what time) tomorrow, are you going to be good for 5 hours of CoD4? If it's during the mid-day, then count me in.

[Verno]

Nah, it'll be 6:30 PST (got it right that time). Not stopping until I hit level 15.

[Spooner]

Well, I wouldn't be me if I didn't fill all the unwashed masses in on the latest frag-fest tonight. Jesus Facepalm Christ--this was the biggest group of SFJ assholes we've EVER had at one time (me, Fu, Sav, Der Wienerschnitzel--aka Verno, Melon, Belasco, & Booze... and I think I'm forgettin' someone else). It was massive, and that's a fact.

Phase one, where Dorris gets her oats: We get stuck in a game with a clan of faggots who LITERALLY play this game every waking minute--with no sleep--since the day it came out. Rueful. All you saw were legions of white skulls & crossbones where our fresh corpses were piled... it was like the Bataan Death March in fast motion.

Phase two: We get into a lobby with a bunch of really dumbass ex-Halo choads, and one of 'em decides he's gonna crank his nigger music into his mic for the enjoyment of all 18 players. Thank God for the mute option!

Phase three: All of us SFJ jerkoffs go into the smallest map and play a 20-minute round of GET SOME, MOTHERFUCKER (it's one of the new game modes in COD4), and the carnage was incalculable. As soon as you spawned, one of only two things could happen: (1) you'd have a grenade explode in your pants, or (2) you put a 3-burst round into Verno's puss. lmao

Here's everyone's cheesecrawl locations: Verno loves to hide in the crate at the "B" flag; Fu (Gopher from the Love Boat) loves to hide between two dumpsters OR, his new spot, squatting behind a blowed-up Datsun B210 over by the "A" flag; Booze's new shtick is to lay prone (or crouch like he's pinching a coiler) in the tall grass next to the wall. The rest of us pretty much run around like a bunch of coloreds at an ugly white women convention, stabbing each other in the t'roats and putting slugs into each other's craniums.

Oh, the horror... and the beauty of it all. :tip:

[KungFuJesus]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2qcpk7m.jpg

I'm catchin' up to you guys!

[The Sav]

^^^^^
bwahahahahahaha!!!

Damn ladies, that was a fucin' blast. Melon was owning it for a little while there. I finally had to give up on trying to shoot him because he kil't me about 10 times in a row. So then I figured that I better stick with what I do best and knife his ass.

The funniest moment that I witnessed during the game was when Belasco did a Master Chief/Halo 3 style death jump toward Coach and Lee while they both just stand there like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction and unload massive amounts of bullets into his dome.

And I would have gladly knifed them from behind if it weren't for KFJ's random grenade that blew the shit out of all three of us.

The second funniest moment of the game was when, after knifing Lee about two dozen times, I go into the shipping container at the B flag and I don't even see him there with me.... Well, all's I hear is <shiiiing> and the next thing I know, the screen says "You were killed by Elboozerino" And then I hear Lee say, "Ahhhhhhhh.... Yessssssssss.... It doesn't feel too good now does it?" lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Okay, almost all the guys here who play COD may've heard this, but for those who ain't, it's well worth the tellin'.

The maps in these games are mostly just fucked-up Haji'ed-out rubble towns (picture Beirut in the Eighties), so if you need to tell a teammate where some cock-knocker is hiding and being an overall fag, you can't just say, "Oh, Sav! There's a dickhead at 831 Dover Street, apartment A-10." So, Sav and I have had to come up with terms to identify various structures and cheesecrawls in the maps (e.g. "the cookie store"--that's a 2nd-floor building with windows looking out in two different directions, and a lotta fags hide up in that fag hole).

So, Booze has been playin' a lot (thankfully) and he's been hearin' all these weird terms he don't from shit. But, he never said shit about it for weeks. Finally, last night, I say, "Hey, Booze! There's a sniper on the grassy knoll, behind the "A" building!" Booze goes, "Okay! You mean da one over by da peanut brittle factory?" :rofl: I actually dropped my sticks and let out one of those rare howls that started like... in a past life, worked into my toes, shot through my nicotine-addled blood stream, right through my black burlap lungs, and came gasping out my piehole. My dolly looked at me like I was INSANE (until I 'splained it to her, then she laughed almost as hard as I did). You had to hear Booze say it, but hey, this is the best I can do at 2AM after like eighteen straight hours of COD4. Funniest goddamn thing I've heard that white nigger say since I knowed him (and that's sayin' a LOT).

:tip:

P.S. After you fags took off, me, The Sav, and one of my Wershin'ton friends played another two hours and had some of the best games of all-time. All we did was hunt down this ONE NIGGER who just needed killin'. And he got some. O, he got some. This game's GREAT therapy for people like me what are filled with hate. :-)

[The Sav]

He was by far the biggest asshole we've ever played. There was another guy that ended up on our team after teaming with that guy for a few rounds, and he said the guy was a selfish prick who was only looking out for #1. This guy was only in it for the kills... zero interest in getting flags and helping out his team. All he cared about was his kill count to inflate his ego. And that's why he lost every game he played against us. The guy did have talent and knew the game well enough, so the fact that he was unwilling to help his team get wins was pretty weak.

Everything the guy did was cheap and dirty. Just like a little dirty whore. And your boy Pimpovich was trying to give him credit say that he just knew the maps really well. Fuck that! The guy played like a weasel. Everytime that you or I ran across this guy, he was in some hideout that very few people knew about getting easy kills. And he'd be yards away from capturing a flag for his team, and choose not to take it because he didn't want to risk being out in the open and dying. Why? Because he knows that he isn't any better than the next guy.

When we played Strike, we both owned that guy. I killed him at least 10 times when he was around the fenced area near B flag, and when you climbed up to the top of the cookie store roof and knifed him, that motherfucker didn't know what to do after that! lmao He finally just decided to lay in down in prone in middle of this dark alley where no one would find him. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao It serves that little cunt right.

[Booze]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where you been, Bill? That's how I always play! It wasn't until we started playing Shipment that I realised I haven't got Mardem in any of my classes. That's a real bummer on that map. It's got to be good for 10+ kills at least, if you're running & gunning.

So I resorted to my tried & tested SAW, which, as 'Lasco will tell you, ain't a gun to go running around with. It's like trying to lug two suitcases & a family of four through Kings Cross station in the rush hour when you're late for a train. Except that it's unlikely that Sav will come up behind you & cut your throat in Kings Cross. And then run away laughing. The sneaky bastard. :rofl:

Taking the 'pinching off a coiler' approach is good for getting air strikes, choppers & kill streaks racked up, but it throws up a moral dilemma. Namely that, with that many of us slags playing Free For All, it's inevitable that people are going to spawn right in front of you from time to time. It happened a few times last night, & the problem is that they spawned looking right AT ME.

It's either kill or be killed in that split second, & you know how that goes. So apologies if I spawn killed any of you last night, but it was unavoidable. I'm guessing Fu had the same problem. Oh the HUMANITY!

[KungFuJesus]

After you guys left I played on some public domination games by myself. Every other game I got connection problems and it would throw me out and I'd lose all the points I got in that game. I finally leveled up to 40 and got the P90. I went into a game rolling with it and never got a bullet out of it before connection probs again... that was the last straw so I shut it off. It happened like 10 times.
:down:

[The Sav]

^^^^^
That really sucks, Fu. They supposedly "fixed" those server problems of theirs but when stuff like that continues to happen, it makes ya wonder if all they did was stick a giant thumb up their asses and spin.

This is still the best video game I've ever played, but there's two problems with it that I wouldn't mind seeing fixed...

1. Allow multiplayers to play online off of a single TV/Xbox unit. They allow split screen play but not through xbox live. So if you have a pal over or your wife/girlfriend want to play the game with you and against random xbl fags then.... Well, it just ain't gonna happen. And just playing with 2-4 players on any map other than Shipment, is pretty weak.

2. Connection/Party configuration sucks ass. Whenever a bunch of us get together in a party, there's always one of the following problems.... Someone can't get invited in, someone can't hear someone else, the party gets split up once we get tossed into a game, connection gets disrupted, partial lag, host ended the game, or the game freezes.

I'm sure some of those problems have nothing to do with their servers, but when so many of these problems happen so frequently, it gets really old. I'd like to go one day without having any of those problems. It's too bad too, considering that this is such an awesome game. I've never had problems like those with such frequency when playing Hayla or other multiplayers. Seriously.

[Spooner]

The Hayla servers right now are a ghost town by comparison to what they were built to handle, and the COD4 servers were probably 1/1000th of those, and now they have to absorb so many Hayla ex-patriots, but yeah, with the millions being pumped into MS, they better goddamn have it fixed right quick.

Booze, nothing personal against anyone here's style of play, ESPECIALLY in Shipment. Fuck ANYTHING goes in THAT shit-twister. I had to actually verbally apologize to Belasco for spawn-killing him like four times in as many seconds, but like you said: it's kill or get kilt.

I don't use Mardem anymore because I find way more value in the other #3 Perks (like Deep Impact, Extreme Conditioning, Dead Silence, etc.). On any maps beyond Vacant & Shipment, people can get away from your Mardem 9 out of 10 times, so I'd MUCH rather be able to hear an asshole on the floor above me (or on the "A" flag on Overgrown) and fire a machine gun up into the ceiling and watch that "+10" show up any day of the week... OR, run like Carl Lewis clear across a map to get some fuckhole OFF MY FLAG. (But, when we DO play Shipment, I quickly have to load Mardem, and that's the ONLY time.)

Anyway, Verno--you said you'd be around today; I know I'll be and maybe even The Sav, so let us know if/when you're down. Same goes for the rest of you assholes.

:tip:

[the deta]

What is this Mardem?

[The Sav]

Booze...I had to actually verbally apologize to Belasco for spawn-killing him like four times in as many seconds, but like you said: it's kill or get kilt.

uh-oh, I guess that means I better apologize to Fu for doing the same thing to him then.... bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Belasco]

Never ever feel the need to apologize for killing me in the game. I should thank you because eventually I'll figure out how to not suck at this game.

[Spooner]

^^There's nothing related to "sucking" when you spawn in front of someone's muzzle and they pull the trigger... four times in a row, even (and that's the only reason I apologized, 'cause even *I* winced after the fourth one). lmao

[KungFuJesus]

I think I've got my connection probs sorted out... I updated the firmware on my router and forwarded some ports. Connected again and played for an hour with no problem. Hopefully it wasn't coincidence.
I've got the p90 now with red dot on it. It sure sucks for long distance but the fire rate is awesome.

[Verno]

Like I said earlier, I'm down tonight (and I mean ALL night) starting around 7:30 PST (9:30 CST, 10:30 EST, 3 days ago Sandwich Standard Time).

[Spooner]

After I eat my own body weight in BBQ beef ribs tonight (which is soon), I've gotta get some trigger time in. Yo, Verno, I didn't know you changed your name (kinda like outta nowheres, like Fred Norris changing his name to "Eric")... so if you don't see me on your "friends" list, then shoot me another request soes I can add you.




Whatchya doin'?
Chewin' chocolate.
Where'dya get it?
Doggy dropped it.

[KungFuJesus]

I just played for another hour... I'm done for the night due to massive headache.

:down:

[The Sav]

What the f. A bunch of were gonna hop on in a little bit. I know you're 3 hours ahead and all, but where's the team spirit? Where's the dedication? Where's your brother? hahahaha, Just kidding.

[Belasco]

I just left the party. I hate doing that because it's so much fun. Damn you, Work, damn you!

[Spooner]

Yeah, tonight was Super Asshole Night (more than others). I had to apologize PERSONALLY to a couple people already for Joe Dirt's bullshit, put-on 'tude in the beginning, trying to orchestrate all the dynamics and impose his will to play gay games no one else wanted--and talking scads of weak shit. I was getting HAMMERED by him with requests, but them outside guys don't jell well with the SFJ vibe (his bro is often funny and mellow, but Dirt was bringing down the vibe--and ya gotta love him carrying on a 12-minute conversation with his 4-year-old, not bothering to hit "mute" on his mic). That really helps move the game communication along. Sheeezus.

Later, me & Verno stuck around for about four more games, and in one, the southern juco boys were out in full bloom, with "cock" coming out of their pieholes every other fucking word, and again, I had no energy left to deal with 'em, so I lose like five kills taking the time to go and mute these fuckholes (I really wish they'd just fucking die--they're really THAT bad and do this world and those in it no fucking good whatsoever).

But, ironically, as Belasco says: It SURE IS FUN AS HELL!!! lmao Fuckin'-A right!

[Howards Turn]

Yeah, tonight was Super Asshole Night (more than others). I had to apologize PERSONALLY to a couple people already for Joe Dirt's bullshit, put-on 'tude in the beginning, trying to orchestrate all the dynamics and impose his will to play gay games no one else wanted--and talking scads of weak shit. I was getting HAMMERED by him with requests, but them outside guys don't jell well with the SFJ vibe (his bro is often funny and mellow, but Dirt was bringing down the vibe--and ya gotta love him carrying on a 12-minute conversation with his 4-year-old, not bothering to hit "mute" on his mic). That really helps move the game communication along. Sheeezus.

lmao lmao. Listenin to bti and joe dirt constantly argue during r6v was pure comedy.

The xbox live community has slowly worn me out over the past few years. I'm yet to be convinced that its made up of anything less that 97% irritating loudmouth morons. Its a pisser cos some a lot of games really depend on voice comms. The online community for pc v 360 is like night and day in that respect.

I play 5v5 online fifa quite a bit and i'm more than happy to unplug the headset and whack on some stern or choons instead.

[Booze]

It only takes a few of those morons in each game to make wearing the headset unbearable. When I'm not playing with the SFJ chaps, that thing is usually on the floor, with frat boys & 9 year old kids from Lancashire doing trebly squawking through it.

[the deta]

Anyone ever hear a chick playing COD4? I mean there gotta be a few playing right?

[Dr. P]

Now that you mention it, I've never heard a chick on Xbox live at all...

[Spooner]

Yeah, Howie... I now recall an R6 event where Dirt shoehorned his way in, and then tried calling all the shots--there's no gentle way of reminding a dumbass that he's a HIGHLY unlikely candidate for "squad leadership." I think I told him, "Dirt, the last time anyone followed you in this fucking game, you led them straight into a fucking six-man ambush... go fuck yourself."

I don't need shit like that from STRANGERS, much less someone I peripherally know. I'm w/Lee in that I'm used to playing with the mic off and the headseat volume down, with the thing sitting on the coffee table altogether. I don't need to hear NOTHIN' from NO ONE in them games/lobbies. R6 was different in that it was about 85% more civilized, but that still leaves a fat 15-20% for jerkoffs.

I'm not mixing & matching choadal groups (never wanted to, frankly), so I'm primarily only interested in playing COD4 w/SFJ cats (where mic'age is concerned). I'm too old to play w/creepers, weirdos, and jerkoffs (99% of the XBL community, unfortunately, as Howie points out)... fortunately, we only need SIX SFJ cats at once to play Domination and not have to hear a single outsider the whole time, always being on the same team. That's where it's at.

[Spooner]

Ya know, I never really thought "bollocks" was that funny a term--ever. And then it came after a long lull of silence on Bog, when we finally got the "B" flag after about 12 minutes of struggling and being spawn camped.

Still quiet. We're all in disbelief at how camped we're getting.

Two seconds later, you hear the video game say, "WE'RE LOSING 'B'!"

And with no other sound, I just hear Lee quietly mutter... "bullocks." I haven't laughed that hard, well, not since Belasco introducing us to his frog hop bullet-dodging technique in Shipment. :rofl:

How can you not love this game, ah?

[Belasco]

I swear that frog hop was a mis-pressed button. I'm not trying to look like I'm playin' Halo.

[Booze]

And with no other sound, I just hear Lee quietly mutter... "bullocks." I haven't laughed that hard, well, not since Belasco introducing us to his frog hop bullet-dodging technique in Shipment. :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl:

That was when they got yet another chopper up, 2 fucking nanoseconds after we'd shot down their last one. Wankers.

[Spooner]

Oh, there was an unforgettable frag-fest tonight--absolutely everyone bringin' their A-game to the table and batting .900. Huge laughs, too (t'sall about the laughs).

Melon's stoner laugh ain't to be missed, neither--maybe even worth the price of an X-Box Elite and Gold Membership.

[Belasco]

Now that I have this thing set up, I want to play...

Anybody still in there? Anybody going to be in there later?

[Verno]

I just boned out again... must've just missed ya. Forgot I didn't have to be at work until 2 hours later than usual, so I jumped in to level up some different weapons. But I have to share this...

Domination. Me and 3 other dudes against 6 clanfags (thanks to people bailing out) in Crossfire. These fags' strategy was to take A and B, keep one guy on A and the rest at that .50 cal building with someone guarding each entrance. We're getting our asses whipped when one guy on our team says over the mic, "We've got to get those buttfuckers out of that building!" Together, I fire two RPG's into each window, and the rest toss 3 frags each up there, killing every last one of them. We grab B, I guard C, and we mount a 120 point comeback. Sometimes you find some pretty cool people that play the game (even though most times its 14-year olds who are only concerned with going prone so they can level up, or ex-military types who take the shit waaaaay too seriously.

Anyhow fellers, I'm off to bed. Tomorrow night, WE DOMINATE!

[Spooner]

I swear that frog hop was a mis-pressed button. I'm not trying to look like I'm playin' Halo.

Dude! That's like your unwitting trademark move--you've gotta embrace it, man. It's fuckin' awesome and fills me with glee to behold in Shipment. lmao lmao lmao


Shit, Verno--that's fucking killer. It's funny w/videya games that you can sit and actually read someone's "war stories" with legitimate interest, like it's something meaningful--lmao lmao lmao There's almost NO worse way to be kilt in COD than by an RPG--every piece of documentation that exists always emphasizes that they RARELY work on humans, so when you take one in the puss, you're a clown, and you know it, and the guy who launched into your grille knows it.

Me & The Sav were gettin' in more late-night trigger time, and we got saddled SIX GAMES IN A ROW with different teams whose leaders had no more than NINE kills (the others would hover between 0 and 3--no bullshit). We were workin' our asses off in Ambush, and we'd lost "C"... I run all the way back over to get it, ducking and Belasco-hopping bullets to get there, and I see my schweet "teammate" has been crouching 10 feet from "C" (which was fucking RED) diligently guarding it with his "sniper rifle." He'd been there for God knows how long. Yeah. Get summa THAT.

One interesting thing we saw tonight: Some COCKSUCKER was parking his fat ass at the "A" .50 cal in Downpour, pouring it INTO THE OUTSIDE EDGE OF THE "B" WALL, AND TURNING IT INTO SWISS FUCKING CHEESE! He literally made it look like a chickenwire fence. I've *never* seen any asshole try to exploit that stupid thing like this, and I was havin' none OF it. The rounds couldn't pass through the pylon, so I crouched there, and sorta... wenis'ed my muzzle a few pixels off the side and BLUP! BLUP! -- "Sit, Ubu, sit! ...Good dog... arf!" But that's not all: the fucking homo literally RAN RIGHT BACK AND STARTED IN AGAIN--SECONDS LATER! And, three times in a fucking row, just as fast, hit him in the head the same way. Then he went to the "C" .50 cal and had two fags shooting perpendicularly from each side of the map, and it created an IMPENETRABLE CURTAIN of horseshit camping that took about three months off me & The Sav's lives. Heinous. Heinous.

[Verno]

Russ and I just went through the worst case of spawn-camping I've ever seen. We were on Bog and we started at C and were spawning in the building near C, and they must've had 4 guys with guns pointed straight to the doorway, all from different areas. I was killed 37 times... and I guarantee 35 were less than 3 seconds after I spawned. Someday once I level up and get accustomed to the different areas, I'm gonna go Travis Bickle on a spawn camper's ass. My mouth's watering just thinking about it.

[the deta]

Sorry coach i am prettty sure everyone is done with this game now. Sorry.

[Belasco]

Sorry coach i am prettty sure everyone is done with this game now. Sorry.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9209/brian0421xp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Verno]

Sorry coach i am prettty sure everyone is done with this game now. Sorry.

But I'm sure the servers will be rockin' when you buy this game in 2010.

[Booze]

^^^^ :rofl:

For $5

Chaps, me & Russ are in there now. Anyone for tennis?

[Spooner]

I may be able to be there in an hour...

[melon]

Just got my first 10 kill streak! Wave after wave of asshole came at me and I just mowed em all down. :rofl:

I just started using the M16, and my play has improved greatly because of it.

[Spooner]

^^Nothing's more lethal 'an THAT thing, man--especially when you Red Tiger it up. I'm trying to pimp up my G36C--and that whore's getting more an' more wicked by the day.

Melon, I saw you come on just as I was finishing up a 5-game run w/Sav & Booze. I'm gonna be back on tonight (and I'm sure The Sav will be at some pernt, too), so if you go back on tonight, look a nugga up. :tip:

[The Sav]

Last night I made the jump into Prestige Mode. It hasn't been all that bad starting over. To make up for all the cool perks/weapons that I no longer have, I'm having to rely more on my radar, the map, and my knife!!! Just since last night, I've moved up from level 1 to level 18 and I've only played for about 3 hours. When I started out at level one the first time, it took me 4 times as long to get to level 18. It's pretty fun hitting those challenges again... like knifing guys in the back 3 times or calling in a copter, or whatever it may be. It's all just a lot of fun.

[Dr. P]

You know something, I'm at level 40 and still don't have a single knife kill. Everytime someone gets close I pull the trigger and/or jump like Belasco.

[Verno]

I think tonight could be huge for COD4. 'Lasco said he'd possibly be on, I'll be there around 9 CST, and I'm optimistic Sav and BTI will too. Hopefully Melon, Russel, Dan, and/or Booze can join in as well. Melon and I played some Team Deathmatch last night (at first against each other, where we were both the MVPs of the match. I swear, you play Domination and you get stuck with people that think they're playing Deathmatch, then you play Deathmatch and you get stuck with people that die 97 times and seem as if they're playing Domination.) Then we starting sucking it up once we decided we'd level up some weapons. I'm sure "DoMiNaToRRR" was pissed at Lunchbox for dying 28 times on that Wet Works map. lmao

[Booze]

I'm hoping to be on there later, Lunchbox. 3am GMT might be a bit too rich for my blood though. Can anyone make it an hour earlier?

[The Sav]

I'm hoping to be on there later, Lunchbox. 3am GMT might be a bit too rich for my blood though. Can anyone make it an hour earlier?

So that's what.... 2am GMT = 9pm EST = 8pm CST = 6pm PST?

Yeah... I'm down for summa that.

[Spooner]

6PM PST seems to be the golden hour--all the time. And, I ain't missin' this for love or money. :tip:

[Dr. P]

I'm in if my hands stop shaking.

[Dr. P]

This is fucking killing me! I can play just fine, just not with my bros. I reset the NAT settings, and restarted my modem, router, and console. WTF?

[Verno]

Did you try moving your router closer to your Xbox? Or hard wiring it? I bought a wireless adapter for my desktop, and moved my router and modem next to the Xbox so that I didn't have to use the wireless adapter (which from what I've heard is a shitty product anyhow).

[Spooner]

I dont' know what you're referring to "resetting the NAT thing," but do this:

From your browser URL, type 192.168.1.1 and hit Enter. From there, you're in your Linksys configuration menu. No password, I presume, so hit Enter to log in and look around for your NAT settings. Change them to OPEN (or whatever you can find close to that--"No Security" or whatever)... and then apply your changes and close the browser. That's a good place to start. Also, if you haven't moved your router closer to your XBox, that's obviously the first thing.

:tip:


Anyway, we just had an awesome session. Tabasco was rollin' around on Wetworks, fucking KNIFING people who would escape our offensive line. Everyone was kickin' ass at what they do, and I don't think we lost but one game. Which was phat.

Verno, if you go on for a late-night session, I'm sure me & The Sav'll be there (around 10:45 our time)?

[Dr. P]

I dont' know what you're referring to "resetting the NAT thing,"

I did what the router's page says to do to connect to XBL: http://www.portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Linksys/WRK54G/Links.htm

[Spooner]

I'm goin' on now for a shorter session... see if it works.

:tip:

[Verno]

Last night after BTI, melon, and I had a couple of hours of domination I jumped back on because I wanted to test a new class setup out (M16A4, ACOG, UAV Jammer, Dead Silence: I think I've found my new buddy for the next few weeks) and I'm on District, and I sneak up on B (from C), point my scope to the usual suspect hiding places, and see that the coast is clear. I pop smoke on B, and next thing I know a car beside me explodes and sends me flying through the air like I was bouncing on a trampoline. I HAD to see the killcam to check out what happened, and I saw one of the sweetest strategies for guarding A and B I've seen.

Guy was tucked into a nook looking towards A, with a clear shot at the flag. I assume he hears "losing B" , whips out his remote transmitter for his C4 and pulls the trigger. He had the C4 strapped to the cars at B! Then he picked off a guy going towards A before I respawned. Pretty sweet, I thought.

It got me thinking: we need a demolitions expert as part of our strategy. Someone with two classes set up - 3x frags + Sonic Boom and C4 + Sonic Boom. Man, they could hold down two flags if needed, or run and help take out a swarm of fag campers (he could also have Martydom set up too for that purpose).

Gets me to another point. We need to strategize. I don't think we are hardcore enough (or fag enough, nor should we be) to come out with these elaborate and detailed strategies where everyone has an assignment detailing everything from what shoes to wear to what time to pick up the kids from tee ball practice. When we roll together, we should (ahead of time) figure out what role each of us will play, and as we swarm a flag have a cap'n (Sav or Bill seem good for that) tell each person swarming said flag whether to go to the left or right side of it (while the cap'n takes 'em head-on) or flank it, or whatever. Again, have roles set up beforehand so we can say something like, "Melon, do you have your Jihad package still? Next time you spawn switch to that so the two of us can spray down fags with our Mini Uzis while letting Martyrdom clear out the rest."

I think we are all realistic enough to realize if we get too elaborate and complicated, half of us won't remember it and the half that do will want to take matters into their own hands and gun for flags.

Sorry for the long post, just had some ideas and want to own some spawn camping fags occasionally. That and I didn't want Ed reading it and offering up his opinion. :tip:

[The Sav]

^^^^^
lmao @ the last part.

Hey Lunchbox, very good idea's in your post. We definitely need some deversity with our arsenal. I think about the teams that usually end up completely kicking our asses and they are using everything at their disposal.... 2 guys have "Martum", 2 have last stand, 3 or 4 have Faggernuat, they have a sniper, two career campers, a guy rolling with C4 or Clays, a guy with an RPD or a Saw, a guy with RPG's or a 'nade launcher, and at least half of them if not all, are rolling with UAV jammer... And all of this is handled by only six guys!!!

Not to mention that they have some type of strategy, decent skills and good communication.

The good thing about us SFJ guys, is we've got the communication thing down and we have a pretty basic strategy with certain maps. Although it wouldn't hurt to build upon that some more. The only thing that we are truely missing is our diversity. However, that might have to wait until the rest of you guys have everything unlocked. Once that happens, then we really gotta start practicing and utilizing the more skilled tools like Clays and C4. And of course sniper rifles.

We really need a guy on our team who can snipe good. I notice that really good snipers only roll with their sniper gun for about 50%-75% of the match. Then they go with an M16 or another gun that gets good kills. But we NEED a guy who can snipe.... maybe even two of 'em, so that way one guy doesn't feel like he has to do it all the time.

Unfortunately, I just don't have the skill or the patience for sniping or I'd do it. I feel that I'm way more effective with my current style. However, I'm willing to give it a shot (lol) if no one else feels up to it.

[melon]

I may start using Overkill so I can carry a sniper rifle along with the M16(I hate to give up UAV Jammer though).

[Spooner]

Verno's post is phat, and brings up good issues. And, we *do* have the manpower to handle it. The hardcore regulars are me, Sav, Verno, & Melon. The rest of the guys seem to show up in good intervals. We have the skills for sure.

One thing FOR SURE we all need to do--every single SFJ kook--is to each have a fully stacked UAV-Jamming rig (mine is 3xFrag, UAV, Extreme Conditioning). Now, imagine if all of us (save for our demo guy), after getting two of the three flags, all go to UAV-Jammers. It's bad enough when ONE guy on a team rolls with it, but imagine the agony we'll cause a clan if we ALL roll with it at the same time. They'll NEVER fucking know where we are, where we're heading, and if we're watching them.

This causes panic and confusion amidst even the hardest-core clan fags. This is a major thing right there. And, everything Verno & Sav brought up is solid, too; if we have one demo guy and one sniper (who knows the best schnipe spots--ESPECIALLY on Ambush), then we can really bring some mayhem.

I'm totally down for a full-blown pre-game lobby discussion (even if it takes 15 minutes to sort out a rough sketch). C4 is an art, and I'm sure someone here can be crafty enough (and patient enough) to become that guy. On District, I usually frag the fuck out of B in the beginning (and all the cars usually blow), so I'll have to cool that shit out. I'm going to add a 'nade launcher to one of my rigs now just to get clusters of fags with one shot (and to take snipers out of high cheesecrawls when I don't have a direct line on 'em).

Yes... we need more lobby time to discuss this shit. :tip:!!