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Spooner

02-26-2009, 01:21 AM

Ohhhhhhhh shit, dude. The first one is almost gayer than the last. They really think they're bein' sweet by having a friend stand still and doing a gay spin, landing, and THEN shooting him. :roll: The worst part of it (besides that ultra-gay music and content) is the title card that says, "GET READY!" ... OHHHHHHHH Christ!!

Dude, you'll love this:

After you guys left tonight, I finished up with Backlot w/my M60 hipfire rig, and there was this little tool called "FagofChaos," right. He tried to get on the cookie-store roof EVERY TIME HE SPAWNED. And every time that little faggot got up there, he lasted all of 8 seconds till I stunned him and followed it up with a sweet one -- cooked to order.

I mean, he's gonna go ta sleep tonight at his mom's house and instead of countin' sheep, he's gonna count all the sweet boombastic frags Spooner kilt him with up in his little faggy hiding spot.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1985/sepatow.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Wa-da-TAI"

melon

02-26-2009, 04:48 PM

We should record a Roxbury!

Spooner

02-26-2009, 04:59 PM

How do we DO that? It's a another great Melon brainstorm, though ... for sure.

Mr. Irrelevant

02-26-2009, 06:47 PM

We should record a Roxbury!

That's awesome! I'm down, but we need three things to happen in order to make IT happen...

1. We need to toss aside any and all ambitions of getting the flags, winning the game, or getting as many kills as we can.

2. We need to find someone who's skill level is average at best. If our Mark is some fag who's got his sensitivity set to 10, then he'll spaz his way out of a Roxbury every time.

3. We need to get the video! I have know clue how to do it other than breaking out the camcorder, and those usually end up looking like shit when you film something off'a the TV.

Spooner

02-27-2009, 03:43 PM

These guys are such dillholes, yet ... there were some *hilarious* moments in this thing ...

Best line: The guy who uses the noob-tube: <BLAM! Gets a cheap kill> "See?! I own. I own."

And the guy who says he's a pimp sniper and can't hit shit. Yeah, it's worth a look for COD4 choads only. :tip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa3V79MSPw&feature=related
9Xa3V79MSPw

melon

02-27-2009, 06:05 PM

lmao lmao The nOOb tuber: "Everything I know is a lie" lmao

Spooner

02-27-2009, 07:18 PM

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao And then he goes and greases himself! :rofl:

Didn't you love the whole, "Hey! There's an asshole behind you!! Watch out!!" Dude turns around and no one's there, and as soon as he turns back around, he stops a sniper round with his face. AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Spooner

02-28-2009, 12:19 PM

Jeeeeeeeezus. I've had these online COD buddies (a bunch of Newfies) since COD3 days. I get in some domination with 'em and just mow down a ton of fags.

They invite me into their "game" (I'm thinkin' it's gonna be a six-choad squad for domination). Next thing I know, I'm in Hardcore Search & Destroy -- with NO warning (and I don't play that fruity shit). OHHHHHHH, mannnnnnnnn. You can't use "marderreeedum," and friendly fire's ON. Christ, I was like The Larry in there. I finally told 'em I'd be better off pushing a hoop down the street with a stick, RC style.

I couldn't've gotten outta there faster. FUCK that game. You die and then you sit for an eternity watching the guy with the bomb hide in some kind of box on the 8th story of a building in Chinatown. Sounds like a real adrenaline rush, don't it. :roll:

Spooner

03-01-2009, 08:26 PM

I hate seeing this (or the videya game thread) not get any action -- even for one day. Ugh.

Melonowski, I just scored KZ-2. I'm 'onna play it a little now, but me & The Sav are gonna go kill some fags in about 90 minutes. Look us up, slut. :tip:

the deta

03-05-2009, 10:16 AM

I hate seeing this (or the videya game thread) not get any action -- even for one day. Ugh.

Damn, sorry man. Been tough few days huh?

Spooner

03-05-2009, 12:24 PM

About as tough as the seeds in yer weeds.

melon

03-07-2009, 01:39 AM

Here's a video on recording from a console.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVH1_9HhX9w
NVH1_9HhX9w

Pull Out Method

03-07-2009, 01:55 PM

That video is what youtube is all about. I love this kind of shit, and I don't even own an xbox. I might run out and buy a dazzle just because. I think I saw one on woot a few months ago for like 15 clams.

Edit: It was 30 bucks. Fuck, I should have bit on that one.

Spooner

03-18-2009, 01:34 PM

Let's all drop our classic COD4 quotes & tales here. Some are fuckin' priceless and I don't wanna forget 'em.

Last night, we're on a map called Pipeline, and to capture one of the three flags (one of which is right ON a train track in front of a parked train), you have to sit on this bitch for 15 seconds and NOT get killt.

Well, me, Melon, & Jiggerheiser were on it, but we noticed the meter wasn't moving (meaning some ASSHOLE'S on the flag ... SOMEWHERE ... but none of us could SEE his fruity ass).

I quickly realized he's gotta be hiding under the train, and as I start shooting at him, he takes me out by squeezing off a few rounds into my sack. At the VERY SECONDS this is all happening, you hear Melon (who NEVER gets excited) actually YELL, "HE'S UNDER THE TRAIN! HE'S UNDER THE TRAIN!!" :rofl: x1000000000

I respawn about 10 yards from where I was killt, and all I can see is Melon, down on one knee with like a 48" sniper rifle muzzle aimed down under the train, cracking off SNIPER SHOTS at this homo through a 100x zoom scope!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

I would've paid TOP DOLLAR for one screen cap of that image. I'd have it framed! lmao

Booze

03-18-2009, 02:29 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm gonna have to try camping under that train.

Spooner

03-18-2009, 02:37 PM

lmao lmao lmao

You'll get "ketched." lmao

Booze

03-18-2009, 02:40 PM

That's the beauty of hiding under the platform. After you kill someone, you can shuffle over to the other side of the pipe. No bones!

melon

03-20-2009, 12:06 AM

Interesting thread about "Host advantage" and connection speeds effecting COD gameplay.

http://cod4boards.com/general-discussion/42422-host-advantage.html

The "killdot"
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10 ways to tell if you are a noob in cod4
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lmao When the guys gets killed trying to teabag the dude in last stand. lmao

melon

03-20-2009, 12:35 AM

Lag switch use in COD. Notice the difference in the Killcam(the guy with the shotgun) and the victim( dude with mp5)

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Awesome vid. This guy is filming an asshole cheating.
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Spooner

03-20-2009, 12:41 AM

Dude, the first video ... only one word bubbles to mind: FAG!!!

And if I didn't just have a new goddamn LCD, I'd fuckin' use that trick on that exact fag (add him to my "preferred player" list -- then red-dot his fruity, cheatin' ass). What a fuck-hole.

I'm only at 1:26 on the second one, and I've already belly-laughed three times. Just that they even THOUGHT about someone NOT killin' someone with a P90 slays me ... then after the guy unloads a whole clip, that 'tard shoots him and goes, "Ha ha! NOOB!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl:

Then, just the mere concept of someone trying to "snipe with a shotgun" :rofl: x any Hole comment. Dude, the way that guy drops after firing off three rounds with that shoosh gun -- I almost passed out. I'll watch onward ... (good stuff, Melonowski!!)

Spooner

03-20-2009, 12:45 AM

"I can say 'martyrdom' however I WANT -- it's a MADE-UP WORD!"

"No you can't" <slices his t'roat -- laughs> :rofl: X1000

Dude, on that lag video ... thank God that's on PS3, man. I've seen more glitchability at work on THAT platform than even on the PC version! You don't see as many of those on the '60, but we all know it exists. I have to say, in all the thousands of games we roll together in, there's only been ONE dillhole who thought it was fresh to teabag, and he got a boombastic martyrdom frag in his anus for his efforts. Jerkoff.

We're luckier on the 60, which ain't sayin' a LOT, though. I'd say what, we see one glitch or lag fag about once in every 50 games or so? That ain't too bad.

Good lookin' out, Melon. I think we should all make our OWN video (it'll blow all these others away ... no question) NOT on how to tell if you're a noob, but how to tell yer a FAG!

We can include:

1) Sav can illustrate the difference between "cheap" kills and "cheesy" kills (:rofl:) as only The Sav can distinguish.
2) Wearing a hula skirt w/a gay sniper rifle; hiding in gay spots; and never getting any flags
3) Using a Barret ... PERIOD
4) Killing ME with a grenade launcher (in fact, move that to the #1 spot)
5) Using a Coleman stove and tent when you play objective games
6) Even THINKING about getting on the roof at "C" in Pipeline
7) Thinking yer fresh by playing possum
8) Master-Chief'ing
9) Michael-Jackson'ing
10) Hiding in holes like a faggot
11) Keep going back to your same fruity hiding spot after I've greased you 10 times in a row there
12) Just being on the other team, doing ANYTHING
13) We'll cover all the gay gamertag names
14) Hiding in crates and behind the yellow or green cars in Shipment
15) Thinkin' yer sweet by laying on a crate on Wet Work
16) Faggin' it up on a .50-cal in Downpour
17) Even DREAMIN' yer gonna get over on the tin roof at "B" on Downpour
18) Fags who lay up on the "A" road in Strike and get cheap snipes
19) ANYONE in ANY cookie store ... PERIOD -- EXTRA HOMO for trying to get on the ROOF of one!!

...Shit, this list could last 12 pages. Fuck it. Let's get our film goin'. What kinda EQ do we need, Melon? Let's make this happen!! :up:

melon

03-20-2009, 01:28 AM

20) The Kramer Slide. Every now and then you'll see this glitchy slide animation. The guy is moving but his feet aren't. It looks a alot like Kramer entering Jerry's apartment and that little slide he does.

21) Spawn clogging. Fags clogging up the spawn areas preventing you from exiting. Which leads us too...

22) The Roxbury.

24) Spinning faggots

25) Crawling faggots

26) faggots

Spooner

03-20-2009, 10:31 AM

How the hell could I've forgotten about the spinning fags ... then we have to add the "jump sniper" fags (all redundant).

Belasco

03-20-2009, 11:02 AM

I'm telling you seriously... sometimes jumping works.

Spooner

03-20-2009, 11:05 AM

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao You been playin' a lot with your ethernet cord unplugged lately, Diddy?

Get back in the game, negro! "Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"

Spooner

03-20-2009, 11:12 AM

Oh, I meant to drop this last night ... (lol)

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7210/boozesgooseegg.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boozesgooseegg.jpg)

melon

03-20-2009, 11:37 AM

lmao lmao I almost goose-egged on Vacant too that time!

PS: You forgot the tea, and a copy of the Sun.

Spooner

03-20-2009, 11:47 AM

There's just something extra funny to me about the way Booze reacted after that. There was this really slow, dejected "Ohhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn...." and then Jiggerheiser was so baked, he sees it and just goes, "Whoaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." (That's when I lost it.)

I mean, you can fart and get a kill on that map. :rofl: That's what made that round so hilarious. We got our lunches FED to us.

Booze

03-20-2009, 01:50 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I still don't know what happened. It was all like... slow motion. :rofl:

Nickenheiser

03-20-2009, 01:51 PM

Oh, I meant to drop this last night ... (lol)

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7210/boozesgooseegg.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boozesgooseegg.jpg)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that last round we had on killhouse... booze was hiding in the cardboard hallway thing, i sprint in there lookin for someone... booze is standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ONE OF THOSE CUTOUT TARGETS... ACTING LIKE HES A PAINTING ON THE FUCKING WALL!!!! as im running past i see the wall start to move and a flash... lee ended me.

Spooner

03-20-2009, 02:01 PM

Booze!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... that's goin' in my sig line later today!!

Jiggerheiser ... :rofl: ...Booze LOVES that plywood room, man -- you ain't learnt that yet?!!! The likes of him can usually be found squatting like a Cambodian refugee taking a growler in a dirt hole right behind that rust-colored couch. I throw frags there every minute or so just on good faith.

Then I found his SECOND hiding spot. He just pops a squat right alongside the wallage parallel to Melon's bleachers. He sits there, like a turd on a wedding cake, thinkin' he's "blendin' in with the scenery" ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :rofl: x1000000000

I ran by him, and I WOULDA killt him, but the shock that overcame me about the fact that he really THOUGHT he was well hidden there had the same effect as a stun frag, and then he 3rd-worlded me. I still laugh thinkin' about that.

Belasco

03-20-2009, 02:10 PM

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao You been playin' a lot with your ethernet cord unplugged lately, Diddy?

Get back in the game, negro! "Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"

I really should. I haven't played anything but video media on that machine for quite a while. Some trigger time might be nice...

Nickenheiser

03-20-2009, 03:16 PM

whats your gamertag belasco? jump on man! if the stars align just right we could have a 6 person squad goin

Spooner

03-20-2009, 03:34 PM

Belasco, if we DO play a private match (and we will), and you hear the song "Mabeline" coming through your headset, look behind you: it means Niggerheiser's doing his Chuck Berry duck walk and is about to get over with a cheap camper kill. lmao

Belasco

03-20-2009, 03:39 PM

whats your gamertag belasco? jump on man! if the stars align just right we could have a 6 person squad goin

Well, a 5.5 person squad anyway. I still suck pretty bad. I don't know if I'll be able to get on tonight, but maybe tomorrow.

tag: mandingo musk

Nickenheiser

03-20-2009, 03:43 PM

Spooner

03-20-2009, 03:47 PM

^^Not only does he TALK like Goldberg, he plays like him, too.

(jokes)

/quack, boner, Joey Porsche, Maker's on a top-secret Special Ops mission at Costco, ...

Nickenheiser

03-20-2009, 03:52 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: GOLDBERG!!

you down man? kill some fags? get some.

Spooner

03-20-2009, 04:56 PM

Believe it or not, I'm actually GLUED to my desk on accounna my Methlehem run (and I'm bonin' out to L.A. unexpectedly next weej), so I won't be free to hunt fag till around 5:30 - 6-like. But then it's on.

You think Microsoft'd let me use my Ed Fidget avatar as my 60 avatar? I wonder what my action'd be on a move like that.

Nickenheiser

03-20-2009, 05:01 PM

RRoD again, fuckin bullshit

gotta go bake my rig in hoodies and hope for the best.

stupid shit

Spooner

03-20-2009, 05:03 PM

Translation: "hoodies" = catch towels

Try not to get it wet, Puffington.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIXK6uYOues

Spooner

03-21-2009, 01:56 AM

Me, Melon, & Jigger had a few private rounds of Killhouse, and the laughs were endless. I started layin' Clay Aikens all over the place and ... well ... apparently Niggerheiser LOVES Clay Aiken 'cause he was just drawn to 'em like a fly to a steaming coiler. He was DEFINITELY payin' the fiddler. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Melon always tries to sneak up into the big perch (and he keeps bird feed up there, too), but usually gets greased before the last four rungs of the ladder. I made it up there and laid down, but in that exact second, my screen turns bright red from the crossfire coming from BOTH of those girls -- BOTH of 'em sawr me ferreting my ass up there. lmao lmao lmao

The new thing is: Who can get the most kills from the perch before getting ended. I don't know what the record is officially, but I've got three, and I KNOW Melon's gonna try to break that shit at least four times per round. lmao lmao

**Quote of the night: Niggerheiser gets greased by me & Melon at LEAST seven or eight times before he even gets his first kill. And, fully baked, he just groans and mutters, "I'm just ... gettin' ... HURT." :rofl: x10000
Endless laughs, that fuckin' game. Holy shit.

Spooner

03-21-2009, 12:01 PM

Another installment ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZVKAIr0Es&feature=related
CZZVKAIr0Es

In this one, right around the 3:00 mark, I died ... it's like The Sav gettin' pissed when he loses a kill to someone on our team 'cause of Last Stand. Also, the best part is the reaction the choad has when the stranger in the cage match asks him if wants to level up: "I'm only 10 kills away from a gold AK ... you cool with levelin' up?"

"Yeah!"

"Cool ... hold still ... <slowly aims for headshot>"

Stranger blows off his face and runs laughing before he can pull the trigger. Just get a load a the endless reaction.

Spooner

03-21-2009, 12:06 PM

So bad that it actually made me gas a few times ... one limey, and one dumb little American kid. Sniper Life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNrheg_RxU&feature=related
CCNrheg_RxU

Fast-forward the really lame 4:15 - 5:13 mark. :tip:

melon

03-26-2009, 12:40 PM

Modern Warfare 2 drops 11-10-09, no longer called "Call of Duty."
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6206807.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;3

Spooner

03-26-2009, 06:38 PM

Put in for your vaycay week NOW, Melon. It's on. I hope it comes out for the Atari 2600 so Ed can finally socialize himself into modern SFJ multiplayer gamin'. Oh wait ... he lives on an outcrop. Forget all that shit.

melon

03-26-2009, 06:47 PM

Someone in my family will be dying on Nov. 10th.

Mr. Irrelevant

03-26-2009, 07:58 PM

I've already put my affairs in order. And the wife and kids are in the process of mentally preparing themselves for a good 2 weeks of neglect when Nov 10th rolls around.

Booze

03-26-2009, 08:04 PM

It'll be a double celebration for me. Guy Fawkes Night is on the 5th November.

That was one pukka teaser trailer.

Spooner

03-27-2009, 12:02 AM

Someone in my family will be dying on Nov. 10th.

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

I'll help ya forge a schweet death certificate, just in case ya need it. :tip:

Spooner

04-07-2009, 09:07 PM

I want this "perk." Just watch the first instance. Notice where he puts it -- the ONLY place you'd need one a these on Ambush.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupojhK4MVU&feature=rec-HM-exp_stronger_rev-rn
xupojhK4MVU

melon

04-30-2009, 08:07 PM

New World at War map pack due in June.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/sidebar/909182374/26865553/cod-world-at-war-map-pack-2-invades-in-june.html

melon

05-01-2009, 10:42 PM

*cough*

Booze

05-02-2009, 04:32 AM

:rofl: :rofl:

I ain't even downloaded the first map pack yet. I'd better get my arse in gear.

Have you lot played the zombie co-op map?

melon

05-05-2009, 03:59 PM

Word on the street is that the new Call of Duty game to take place in the Vietnam era.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/rumor-control/909119209/26870177/call-of-duty-headed-to-vietnam.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;7

Mr. Irrelevant

05-05-2009, 04:29 PM

Sweet, I can't wait to see the perks...

Smoke weed 5 times faster (Great for Ed)
Shoot yourself in the foot and/or ass
Go back to the US and form a biker gang
Prison camp torture
The flashback perk
Fuck Jane Fonda in the ear
Get an STD from an Asian hooker
Smuggle heroin inside the caskets of dead US soldiers for Frank Lucas
Commit various human rights violations that will one day inspire Hollywood producers to make bad movies about the war.

This might be the best one of the series

TheWagesofSin

05-05-2009, 05:15 PM

I can't wait to not play this one with you guys! LOL

melon

05-05-2009, 06:11 PM

At level 40 you unlock the Blanket Party perk. (a bar of soap in a pillowcase as your melee attack.)

Spooner

05-05-2009, 11:59 PM

SAV!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Level 55, unlock Charlie Sheen & Willem Defoe avatars.

Pull Out Method

05-06-2009, 01:24 AM

you forgot the "find out you have a son twenty years later" code.

Spooner

05-06-2009, 02:10 AM

Oh yeah, and the "Me So HOH'ny" perk -- that's in there. You're teammates have to cover you while you catch a rude case of crabs bangin' some slope whore who dances like Axl Rose.

Mr. Irrelevant

05-06-2009, 02:32 AM

If you complete all of the Marksman and Sharp Shooter challenges with your M16, you get to roll with the same rifle that Pvt. Pile used to blow his own brains out.

Booze

05-06-2009, 05:55 AM

At level 57 you unlock the Courtney B Vance Hamburger Hill overacting perk. Snot flies out your nose & your nostrils flare so wide the enemy can see your frontal lobe.

Spooner

05-06-2009, 12:12 PM

Funny as that was to read, it only makes me MORE happy I never dared to see no Hamburger Hill.

Hole In Face

05-06-2009, 12:16 PM

Spooner

05-06-2009, 12:31 PM

I hope that was the only bad actor in it then (what Booze called out). Casualties of War ... DePalma's darkest hour. That put me off 'Nam flicks for quite some time.

Mr. Irrelevant

05-06-2009, 01:34 PM

Universal Soldier started off as a cool Nam flick. Then I realized that the main characters were Dolph Lundgren and Van Damme. Then they both died, which was cool, but that's when all of the Nam coolness went away and the Sci-Fi gayness* entered.

*I'm a big fan of Sci-Fi, but not in this case.

Booze

05-06-2009, 08:52 PM

Actually, Hamburger Hill is probably the best of the Nam films, besides FMJ, ofcourse. There wasn't any over the top village burning or baby killing. It was just about these poor fucks trying to get up a fucking hill.

When was the last time you saw it, Hole? I thought it was the bollocks when I was 14 & couldn't get enough Vietnam films. But I caught it halfway through on the telly the other week. I had to put a clothes peg on my bugle to get through the horrible acting, the 80's prettyboy haircuts & the 'Nam cliches.

Spooner

05-06-2009, 09:15 PM

"a clothes peg on my bugle" ...AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mr. Irrelevant

05-06-2009, 09:40 PM

He does that for every movie.

Booze

05-06-2009, 09:58 PM

Except Troll 2.

Hole In Face

05-07-2009, 01:43 AM

:rofl:

It's been a good 8-10 years. All I remember is the music, missing limbs and gooks stabbing them left and right while they climb up a muddy hill. If watching it again ruins that image i'm not going to.

Mr. Irrelevant

05-07-2009, 02:06 AM

No shit, there's nothing worse the re-watching a movie that you thought was totally pimp 10 years ago, only to find out that it sucks major ass at this very moment. (See: Independence Day)

Booze

05-07-2009, 04:59 AM

Never go back.

TheWagesofSin

05-07-2009, 01:19 PM

I couldn't believe how unfunny Animal House was when I watched it about 2 years ago. How is that possible?

Spooner

05-07-2009, 01:38 PM

Don't let BYP hear ya say that.

Actually, I got hammered for seein' that as a kid. Some white-trash kid's mom took a bunch of us to see some re-release of Darby O'Gill & The Little People (no joke, I think I was in 3rd grade). It was sold out at the NoHo UA, so what does she do? Takes a bunch of 3rd graders to see Animal House (shitchyeah). I thought nothin' of it, and was lovin' the brunette's tits in that parking lot scene.

Get home and my old man's on his back fixing a broken dryer w/my mom holding the flashlight (blocking access to my room). My mom goes, "How was the movie?" I said (like a dumbass), "It was sold out so we saw Animal House." My old man banged is head on the wall as he tried to see if I was serious. My mom's eyes were like saucers.

To this day, I let them know they had no problem with me & my sibs seein' horror movies with beheadings and dolls what come to life and keep us up for months, but a pair of tits? Outta the question. Sweet Christ. lol

TheWagesofSin

05-07-2009, 01:50 PM

Yeah, my parents were the same way, as most parents probably are. Seeing a guy's head get blowed off is cool, but Go forbid I see Rebecca DeMornay's knockers for .03 seconds on some shitty late-night Showtime movie. Fuckin' A

Mr. Irrelevant

05-07-2009, 02:02 PM

That's one thing that I've always thought was a bit odd about American culture... The fact that we think nothing of exposing kids to violence via video games, action-movies, and even cartoons with loads of gratuitous violence, like the Simpsons. Yet nudity or even partial nudity, is largely considered taboo.

If I could have traded in all of the times I've watched the Hellraisers, Friday The 13th's, Terminators, and Rambo's for an equal amount of movies that showed bare breasts, while in my youth... I'd be a far better man today.

Spooner

05-07-2009, 02:35 PM

I think parents try to delay, as long they can, the amount of years before their kid starts fappin' in their house. If I had a son, I'd tell him that if he faps in my house, not only will he go blind (and that there's an invisible kitteh in the ceiling watching him), but he'll cause an earthquake somewhere in the world and thousands of lives will be lost because of him. That *may* get him to go do it in the street, or at least in a Honeybucket at some carnival or fair ... hell, anywhere but in my pad.

/quack, jokes, lol

The BYP

05-09-2009, 09:01 AM

I couldn't believe how unfunny Animal House was when I watched it about 2 years ago. How is that possible?

It's alot funnier than Heat , M'fer.

When I graduated from High school the parents organization threw an all night party for us. There was a dance, bowling and a Movie. The movie? Nice Dreams :rofl:. You could hear the air being released from every fucking chaperone in the theater when Cheech pulls out the push up. Those fuckers had NO idea who cheech and chong were.

Spooner

05-09-2009, 01:16 PM

...Not far off from when a babysitter had watched (with me & my kid brother) Looking For Mr. Goodbar on SelecTV. Oh, that was great child entertainment.

TheWagesofSin

05-10-2009, 08:48 AM

SelecTV
:rofl:

This one's got to go in the "You know you're getting old when..." thread.

Spooner

05-10-2009, 12:15 PM

Yeah, that's fossilized ... I remember their headquarters was on Marine Dr. in Del Rey, too. lol

Worse, was "ON-TV" ... SelecTV was their later competition. 'Member THOSE boxes?

TheWagesofSin

05-10-2009, 12:26 PM

I don't remember ON-TV...I didn't remember SelecTV, either, until you jogged my brain into a 1987 flashback.

Spooner

05-10-2009, 01:40 PM

'87??? I think they were well swept up by then. I remember ON-TV was first (came through UHF channel 52's airwaves) in the late '70s, with SelecTV right behind it. I think both were overrun by the Z-Channel, video stores, and cable by then.

Now I'm gonna have to look this shit up. I remember once being outbid on an ON-TV converter on ebay. I still think it would be huge to own one and just keep it shillin' on the entertainment center.

I bet DJ's got some good info, but I think he's been helpin' Russ work on his avatar lately. /quack

TheWagesofSin

05-10-2009, 01:52 PM

'84? I dunno, it's all a blur.

melon

05-11-2009, 04:32 PM

Small footage clip of Modern Warfare 2. More to air on TNT during Eastern Conference Finals.
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6209480.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;2

Spooner

05-11-2009, 04:55 PM

Ohhhhhhhh, daddy. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DADDY. The only downside here, and we ALL know it's true, is that the release of this game is gonna bring ALL XBL servers to their knees. I'm predicting at LEAST a 10-day blackout on XBL before they get their shit fixed when this one comes out.

BTW, I'iiiiiim not 100% convinced this is gonna be a 'Nam setting. Is that 100% confirmed, or just speculation on the internards?

melon

05-11-2009, 05:32 PM

Modern Warfare is it's own brand now ( previously COD4) so it will remain "modern".
The 'Nam setting (if the rumors are true) will go to the Call of Duty brand which will remain.
That video is for Modern Warfare 2.

Spooner

05-11-2009, 05:48 PM

Ohhhhhhhhh... wellll... ya can't have your cake and eat it, too. Whoever the clowns who ran COD3 & 5 ... I can't even imagine how bad their Vietnam one'll be then. 8,000 snipers hiding in the bush, and maybe two guys with M16's and a mortar. Helmets with bullet holes already in 'em, and guys running around in Van Halen t-shirts. lmao Yeah, I'll pass.

melon

05-11-2009, 05:53 PM

Yeah, but...Napalm strikes!

Spooner

05-11-2009, 06:13 PM

Oh shit! If I could drop three liquid tons of napalm on a jungle full of little faggot snipers, I'd buy the goddamn game.

the deta

05-12-2009, 12:00 PM

Looks like no Co-Op Play in Modern Warfare 2....

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/12/modern-warfare-2-intel-captured-in-latest-game-informer/

Spooner

05-12-2009, 12:16 PM

Looks like they aren't portin' it over to the 5200 either. What a gyp.

the deta

05-12-2009, 12:23 PM

heheh I don't care about this game.

Spooner

05-12-2009, 12:25 PM

hehe ... I didn't think for a second you did. No sword-fighting.

melon

07-14-2009, 06:35 PM

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition to include real working night vision goggles. (oh, and they are adding back "CAll of Duty" to the official title)

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3175158

Spooner

07-14-2009, 07:44 PM

^^Jesus Christ, that guy was fucking annoying. Give me a dime for every time he shoehorned "bad boy" in that short video.

Those night vision goggles are gonna do nothing short of turning an entire generation of little dillholes into bona fide peeping toms. I can already see the news items.

Mr. Irrelevant

07-15-2009, 01:12 AM

"Whoa man, her tits are green.... Cooooool!"

Booze

07-15-2009, 07:32 AM

^^Jesus Christ, that guy was fucking annoying. Give me a dime for every time he shoehorned "bad boy" in that short video.

Was that dude drunk? He was having a lot of trouble saying tricky words & phrases like 'prestige edition' & 'November'.

Spooner

07-15-2009, 10:25 AM

lmao lmao lmao ... Booze, every time I see your avatar, I gag/heave a li'l bit. lmao Just ... big fat beaner hairy ass-crack all gray and dingy. Ugh. :rofl:

melon

07-27-2009, 06:59 PM

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/25684

COD:MW2 multiplayer footage.

Booze

07-27-2009, 07:02 PM

I read in the paper here today that they're going to try selling it for £55. That's about £15 more than yr regular game. They must be fucking joking.

melon

07-27-2009, 07:03 PM

Thats racist.

Booze

07-27-2009, 07:06 PM

:rofl:

And what a deal!

the deta

07-27-2009, 08:50 PM

SHould cost more. Tariffs and shit. You wanna pretend to be an american hero .. . you gotta pay to play.

Dr. P

07-27-2009, 09:06 PM

http://i32.tinypic.com/28tev84.gif

the deta

08-03-2009, 09:42 AM

lmao .

melon

09-01-2009, 06:08 PM

New Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer footage.

Spoiler: you can throw knives!

Modern Warfare 2 Flag Runner Multiplayer Uncut Gameplay HD Video from GameVideos

Spooner

09-01-2009, 06:10 PM

Mel, I can't click that shit. That video wants my name, age, social, place of birth, eye color, beverage of preference, and mother's maiden. You got a JewTube fer that?

melon

09-01-2009, 06:20 PM

ITs cuz your on a Mac lol.

click on the banner link at the top.

Spooner

09-01-2009, 06:25 PM

That's MORE bitchin'er than the Matrix ... MORE bitchin'er than Deep Impact ...

Dude, the only thing missing from that video was someone yelling, "Hey, jerkoff ... quit barkin' orders at me or I'm gonna crap in your mouth!" Sheeezus, what a tool that guy is.

Seriously, I'm gonna have ta rethink this whole kid thing. It couldn't come at a worse time. I'm gonna have to look into the black market value.

melon

09-01-2009, 06:28 PM

Drop the kid off at JD's. He'll take care of the rest.

You saw the little clip at the end right after the title?

On a side note: GH5 was released today, came outta nowhere for me. But with that shitty tracklist I ain't buyin anyway.

Spooner

09-01-2009, 06:31 PM

I gotta see this setlist. I'm sure it's bad, but I gotta see just how bad.

Oh, yeah ... t'rowin' a knife into a camper's face? Almost as good as a plasma grenade.

melon

09-01-2009, 06:33 PM

I gotta see this setlist. I'm sure it's bad, but I gotta see just how bad.

Oh, yeah ... t'rowin' a knife into a camper's face? Almost as good as a plasma grenade.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3175385

Spooner

09-01-2009, 06:36 PM

Jesus. Elliot Smith?! They're reelin'.

I knew about four bands in that motherfucker. This world's halfway to hell in a handcart.

Nickenheiser

09-01-2009, 10:31 PM

aww come on guys, "DU HAST" is in that bitch!!!! ..jokes

Spooner

09-01-2009, 10:33 PM

Stonerheiser?!! Dude, I thought you drowned in your bong. Like ... for real.

melon

09-01-2009, 10:37 PM

Du Hast is the worst Rammstein song for GH. They gots plenty of good guitar tunes.

You still RRoD?

Spooner

09-01-2009, 10:38 PM

We've gotta rename it. Call a spade a spade: Red Ring of Niggerheiser.

Nickenheiser

09-01-2009, 10:40 PM

Stonerheiser?!! Dude, I thought you drowned in your bong. Like ... for real.

ey, i was the one waiting for the call... you were the one gallivanting in beautiful eastern worshington

RRoN in full effect... ive been debating on fixing it for the 3rd time, or saving for a new one

melon

09-01-2009, 10:41 PM

We've gotta rename it. Call a spade a spade: Red Ring of Niggerheiser.

Or rename him Brickenheiser.

Mr. Irrelevant

09-01-2009, 10:45 PM

Ringinheiser

Nickenheiser

09-01-2009, 10:49 PM

lmao lmao lmao assholes. :rofl:

Spooner

09-02-2009, 12:20 AM

MS Pointsenheiser.

Mr. Irrelevant

09-02-2009, 03:16 AM

McNuggyheiser

Spooner

09-02-2009, 11:53 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SELL ONE GODDAMN BUD, JIGGER, AND GET YER BOX FIXED!! Time ta pay the fiddler!!

melon

11-02-2009, 04:57 PM

Possible MAJOR blow to MW2 as it pertains to SFJ'ers. Party chat is rumored to be eliminated for multiplayer games. This is huge news as if its true it means we have to listen to all the 8 yr old fags talking shit. To make matters worse the screenshot in the article show "Domination" as the game type. Let's hope this is not true and just a rumor.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3176735

Party Chat Rumored to be Limited in Modern Warfare 2
Screenshot suggests Infinity Ward wants to cut down on cheaters in multiplayer.
By Steve Watts, 11/02/2009

Infinity Ward may be taking steps to block one of the more commonly used methods of Xbox Live multiplayer cheating, according to a post on NeoGAF. It shows off a blurry screenshot (right), which reads: \"This multiplayer session requires that you be in the game chat channel. If you don't switch, you can't play. Switch to the game chat channel now?\" The implication, obviously, is that at least some of the multiplayer game types won't let you have private chats with your buddies. This is solidly in rumor territory for now, but it's a move that makes sense for the game.
It's bound to cause some complaints among those who just legitimately like talking to their friends, but the Party Chat feature has also been used by some savvy players to continue talking strategy when the game would mute them. A dead player, for example, could give away the location of the enemy that just killed him without waiting to respawn. Given how seriously people take the multiplayer aspect of Modern Warfare, it makes sense to level the playing field.

Verno

11-02-2009, 05:17 PM

Meh, that's what skype is for. At worst you go cellular.

I plan on possibly joining up for this one. Have to get me a new box first.

melon

11-03-2009, 03:42 PM

i ain't paying for that shit (skype). Me and Spoon may have to setup a Ps3 chat for this.

BTW, One week till launch!!

Modern Warfare 2 Beats GameStop Pre-Order Records
Anticipated sequel is already well on its way to being one of this year's best-sellers.
By Steve Watts, 11/03/2009

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 has already broken the record for pre-orders at GameStop. "As of today, the number of pre-order reservations we've taken for the game is the highest for any title we've ever sold in our 6,200 store network," said GameStop executive Tony Bartel to USA Today. The figure is being taken as yet another indicator that Modern Warfare 2 will be among the highest-selling games of the year, based on franchise popularity and a heavy marketing push.
Despite some unpopular choices making headlines recently, Activision is rightly preparing for a hit, and the strength of this title will probably offset slumping sales of the company's traditionally reliable music franchises. Guitar Hero 5 had an unusually slow start, and the company tempered expectations for DJ Hero. Modern Warfare 2's surefire sales status should help them breathe easier.

Verno

11-03-2009, 03:53 PM

Skype is free!

Mr. Irrelevant

11-03-2009, 08:12 PM

i ain't paying for that shit (skype). Me and Spoon may have to setup a Ps3 chat for this.

BTW, One week till launch!!

So you're going to set up ps3 chat while playing on your xbox console? hmmm, maybe you could use your old tv as a chair and your use your Nintendo as a foot warmer while you're at it.

(Don't get any bright ideas, Heaps)

Hole In Face

11-04-2009, 12:45 PM

So you're going to set up ps3 chat while playing on your xbox console? hmmm, maybe you could use your old tv as a chair and your use your Nintendo as a foot warmer while you're at it.

(Don't get any bright ideas, Heaps)

Yeah, your use your use your...... BRAADHAHA!

http://i34.tinypic.com/2hxnev6.jpg

the deta

11-04-2009, 02:15 PM

lmao lmao lmao Fuckin illiterates!

TheWagesofSin

11-04-2009, 02:17 PM

Yeah, your use your use your...... BRAADHAHA!

:rofl::rofl:

Christ...here we go again! lmao

Mr. Irrelevant

11-04-2009, 02:23 PM

Really, let's not call out grammar and typing skills...

I guess I must have been drunk while posting again. ;-)

Hole In Face

11-04-2009, 02:50 PM

Yeah, you had one too many shots of pancake.

lol j/k you're funk i'm drat in the end we're still better then Moneymaker. lmfao

Mr. Irrelevant

11-04-2009, 02:58 PM

Yeah, you had one too many shots of pancake.

Actually, I gave up on pancakes. I'm trying to lose some weight, so I decided to go on the Subway diet, drink some cheap Sam's Club Vodka and smoke enough cigs to make my teeth turn yellow overnight. Shit, it helped you lose weight, so it's GOTTA work for me, right Nigga?

j/k lol, Maker loves grease, Wedge loves Maker, Ed faps to everything, Melon uses his Wii as a foot warmer, and it's good to be The Cow. War PIAPS.