You Got Knocked The F*ck OUT!!!!!

[TheWagesofSin]

So as I mentioned earlier I typed in the phrase "knocked the fuck out" into youtube and got about 3 billion videos. I figured this would be a good place to post a few. Feel free to share any good vids of douchebags getting their clocks cleaned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWrcEOF0Ak
RvWrcEOF0Ak

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWfGPqwDUCg
uWfGPqwDUCg

[Spooner]

^^Again, these silly black stereotypes. I mean, it's not like his name was "Tyrone" or anything, and it's not like his initial reaction was violence. Sheesh. :roll:

[TheWagesofSin]

watching the pimp stumble away after getting "KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT" really tickles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfLlGHV1dG4
CfLlGHV1dG4

[Spooner]

I love watching darkies get "knocked the fuck out," especially when they're wearing Kangol hats and drinking grape drink.

[Verno]

This is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXix0ygCVk0
JXix0ygCVk0

[Dr. P]

^^That one pisses me off because it stops right at the best fucin part! Keep 'em comin', please!

[Spooner]

That is a good one, Verno, and not only do I get goosebumps all over and tears of joy in my eyes watching the outcome, I also find it fucking hilarious that "Tyrone Shoelaces" can't fight without pulling up his big, stupid motherfuckin' phat pants shorts every goddamn second.

Fucking savages. All of 'em.

And Russy's right... POST MORE A THESE!!!

[TheWagesofSin]

good one Verno...I agree with Russ, though- what the f is up with editing it right at that point?!!!

[Spooner]

This thread has five-star potential. Wedge? Get huntin', before this takes a dog-leg left into The Swede 3.0! :tip:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

That first one was beyond brutal. The short guy just lays on the heavy artillary with a fore-arm shiver and the other dude drops like a bucket of concrete! Fuck! It happened so fast too. I don't think there's many people out there that could have withstood that blow.

[TheWagesofSin]

This one is sure to dispel all of BTI's negative feelings and misconceptions about the bleks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_txQp_Ims
b-_txQp_Ims

[Demiurge]

Nice sucker punch. :down:

[TheWagesofSin]

I'm starting to notice a running theme in this thread-do YOU know what it is?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5YyEnqR6k
bX5YyEnqR6k

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QVDIFn0-_c
7QVDIFn0-_c

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ApAnguU_kM
5ApAnguU_kM

[TheWagesofSin]

Man, that took me back to all those Palmdale house parties circa 1993.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_TXXR91iI
lW_TXXR91iI

[Dr. P]

I am feeling violent and racist this evening.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WroYBWtq-5U
WroYBWtq-5U

[KungFuJesus]

I am feeling violent and racist this evening.

No SHIT dude... fuck this. It's makin my trigger finger itchy.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Go dam! They all need to be caged! Especially the one's that started punking those people who were minding their own business.

:wtf:

[DeanThorton]

This is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXix0ygCVk0
JXix0ygCVk0

I have found true peace in this video \\:D/

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaCHLgZc0A
8PaCHLgZc0A

[Dr. P]

Well sav, that one got caged!

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKNQOSEkOr4
eKNQOSEkOr4

[TheWagesofSin]

well, I've been selecting primarily clips of black cheap-shot artists. White people fight, too (but the clips aren't always as entertaining, for some reason)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW4eLfC1Udw
pW4eLfC1Udw

[DeanThorton]

I love this one :)

ff_gAV--x3M

[Dr. P]

Shit, that one awesome, Wedge!

[Mr. Irrelevant]

There's a video I saw that just sickens me and I won't post it. But basically it's this blonde fucking whore waiting in her kitchen and then this nigger comes in and they start getting it on. Then the camera goes to black <--- no pun intended. And you can hear the audio of the whore moaning in the midst of climax. Then her husband walks in on them and tries to throw down. Unfortunately the black dude gets the better of him and knocks his ass out. Then negro starts talkin' shit... "You better believe I'm fuckin' yo wife, an I'ma gonna keep fuckin' her and yo pussy ass ain't gonna do shit!"

That's just fucked up.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1rB0w9YYs
Ts1rB0w9YYs

[TheWagesofSin]

I love this one :)

ff_gAV--x3M


That was good, but I hate when people do all their gay editing. Just show me the fucking clip.

[The BYP]

A classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8LcKev4k1Q
W8LcKev4k1Q

[The BYP]

Another classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFnp2MtN6NI
tFnp2MtN6NI

[KungFuJesus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJNj6Jfp8Zw
qJNj6Jfp8Zw

[Spooner]

And swamp-donkeys wonder why whites cross the street and give them sideways looks inside of convenience stores and fast-food joints. Boy, I couldn't tell ya why.

I'll invoke my favorite Stern response ages ago when a colored said, "Yo, Howid... why you whites afraid of us black people... why you run the other way when you see us walkin' down the street?" Stern yells, "YOU KNOW WHY WE RUN?!!! 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE JETPACKS!!"

Kicking ANYONE in the fucking FACE, when they're out cold is just something A HUMAN DOES *NOT* EVER DO. And it seems to be pretty fucking popular amongst these odd, darkish-colored fellows depicted in these here videos. Where's Marlin Perkins?

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QL4gdy5-QI
4QL4gdy5-QI

[Spooner]

^^That was about as predictable as a Beans post with a Belasco chaser.


That was good, but I hate when people do all their gay editing. Just show me the fucking clip.

No shit... and I DEFY you to find me ONE video of a fight, someone's faceplant, a suckerpunch, anything violent that doesn't end with the same fucking first half, but slowed down with the audio making that slow, low lion-roar sound. GOD, FUCK THAT SHIT is tiresome!!! I mean TIRESOME!!!

[TheWagesofSin]

Agreed, Bill. Agreed.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqV2R1onzlI
WqV2R1onzlI

[Belasco]

^^That was about as predictable as a Beans post with a Belasco chaser.


I'm that predictable? Damn, I'm gonna have to lay low for a while.

[Spooner]

These bring up ONE interesting thing about Los Angeles: For some inexplicable reason (besides high rents in certain areas), the blaiks stay in their own "zones" and you can actually live in that county for years and pretty much avoid the worst ones altogether--for the MOST part. Like, you just don't go south of Pico or East of the 405. Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles is sort of the lighthouse that lets you know not to go another block deeper.

Then again, there's always that one purple Caddy lookin' for white women and grape drink on Wilshire & Barringer, and you see it pull into the 76 and go, Yeah, no, I don't need gas right jus' yet. All there is to it. :tip: Atlanta? Yer fucked. Period. Yer in a negro wading pool with cement shoes and a case of Swisher Sweets strapped to your head.

[Spooner]

I'm that predictable? Damn, I'm gonna have to lay low for a while.

Fuck, I was worried that was gonna be taken the wrong way. I honestly meant that in a GOOD way, meaning, when Beans does his thing, you can rest assured that a 'Lasco masterpiece is minutes (sometimes seconds) away. I hope that stands clear for the record. :tip:!

[Belasco]

No offense taken. I'm kinda cyclic in my "somewhat amusing" vs. "useless and/or shitty" posts. I try to lay low until the inspiration builds back up.

[TheWagesofSin]

INTERMISSION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y5_0tR1zZU
0Y5_0tR1zZU

[Spooner]

^^You should save that and use it after every Ted Lover post.

[TheWagesofSin]

Shit, yer right! I've got work to do...and other "ass-to-face" clips to drop. :tip:

[Demiurge]

Might make you guys feel better.

NSFW (Violent)

http://www.officer.com/videonetwork/index.jsp?showid=378811

[Demiurge]

WTF :wtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlwStjN3B4c
JlwStjN3B4c

[TheWagesofSin]

Did I miss something? What does that clip have to do with GETTING THE FUCK KNOCKED OUT?

[The BYP]

I was hoping someone was gonna knock out that queefing chick.

[Spooner]

^^No doubt. And, she looks like Burns from the Simpsons.

[Verno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1rB0w9YYs
Ts1rB0w9YYs

Yes. I want to see more of this here right here.

[Dr. P]

Hmm. Closest thing I can find easily are some Steve Nash highlights.

[The BYP]

This video has EVERYTHING! The money shot is around minute 1:48.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlbzxqeZ-sI
QlbzxqeZ-sI

[CommunistaCow]

I'm starting to notice a running theme in this thread-do YOU know what it is?


a. Demiurge is a bigot.
b. Trash is trash, regardless of boogie persuasion.
c. It's depressing to be a homo sapien.

[Demiurge]

a. Demiurge is a bigot.
b. Trash is trash, regardless of boogie persuasion.
c. It's depressing to be a homo sapien.

It's not my fault niggers sucker punch more than crackers do.

I mean, it's not like I searched "Nigger Sucker Punch White" on YouTube or anything....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

If you want to see the worst that humanity has to offer, then watching Cheaters is a good start. Every show is like that clip.... Whores, trashy people, punks, thugs, losers and morons. These scum exhibit every bad personality trait there is, no question. Even the guy or gal that's supposed to be the "good guy" in these shows, tends to display some type of bad personality disorder. The producers want you to feel sorry for them, but the viewer can't help but laugh at the high octane drama.

[Spooner]

Hmm. Closest thing I can find easily are some Steve Nash highlights.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)


Verno, that last one you posted was SCHA-WEEEEEET!!! The opening title cards were the best thing about it (besides the negroid gettin' his ass beat down). All that was missing was some kid in the background chanting, "It's a fight! It's a fight! It's a nigger and a WHITE!" over and over again.


BYP's clip: Holy shit. I haven't seen a fist fight like that since Lavern & Shirley, scrapping over the last box of Scooter Pies. Talk about the "cartoon fight." I was dyin' over how both cockroaches had the exact same bad hair, and you could only tell 'em apart by the fact that one ate more government cheese than the other. I also love the dumb, cheatin' whore tellin' the guy, "He bought me this car." lmao lmao lmao Women ARE Satan, as this show proves every week. :tip: lmao lmao

[The BYP]

I don't know Billy, I thought the end was enlightening. I mean, if after all the violence and dishonesty in that relationship true love could prevail then maybe I, after 3 failed marriages can maybe find true love.



Aw fuck that beaner hair braiden whore!!!!!

[TheWagesofSin]

I guess seeing typical white american white folks fighting isn't as impressive or as violent. NOTE: no one gets KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT in this clip. No one even comes close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZAra5gXItI
3ZAra5gXItI

[Verno]

Was that a white trash battle? I couldn't tell

[Demiurge]

From HarlemRaven:


white ppl are sooooo pussy dude. if it was a black dude, ya man would've gotten the bizness... :rofl: :rofl:

[TheWagesofSin]

the comments on most of the clips in this thread are pretty entertaining and usually very, very racist.


edit: HarlemRaven? lmao lmao lmao

[Dr. P]

At about -1:07 that is the weakest excuse for violence my eyes have ever seen.

[Spooner]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6316/savvyfightng0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I guess seeing typical white american white folks fighting isn't as impressive or as violent. NOTE: no one gets KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT in this clip. No one even comes close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZAra5gXItI
3ZAra5gXItI

:wtf: was that shit? That probably the most pussified "fight" that I've ever seen. Rednecks are funny.

[myeviltwin01]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6316/savvyfightng0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That's some rack Sav's got :up:

[Franks n Beans]

Holy shit! MET. I din even notice it was a chick!! lmao

[Dr. P]

beans face on the blonde boy in 5... 4... 3...

[nate]

2... 1... err, nevermind.

[The BYP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXbWYSrVnWM
GXbWYSrVnWM

[volodya]

I thought the guy in the beater was gonna jack that dude in the jaw close to the end, when he was behind him. It kind of looked like he was winding up. That would have been awesome.


Anyway, awesome vid BYP. That was pretty awesome how that biatch dropped that nig.

[CommunistaCow]

Wow, what a real man. Boogie gets knocked down by a sow, then proves his manhood by smacking her. Hmm, for a minute there I almost thought he was a pice of white trash from the trailer park.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXbWYSrVnWM
GXbWYSrVnWM

Wow, what a scenario. You just can't win there. Get knocked out by a girl and, well, you got knocked out by a girl.

Get up and smack her, and you're a dickless twat for smacking a girl.

=D&gt;

[DeanThorton]

Fuckin sand nigger bitch needs to find new friends

[Booze]

Holy fuck. What a haymaker she planted on him. That came around about as fast as a sundial on a wet Tuesday. Magic!

[Spooner]

You've also gotta love the obligatory five slow-mo/lion-roar rollbacks they've crammed in their (it's almost as if these guys get an electric shock if they don't throw at least THREE of those in each clip).

[TheWagesofSin]

^ the slow-mo edit in this one is SUPER lame, Bill. But the clip is decent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBUyPUTEpk
vqBUyPUTEpk

[TheWagesofSin]

lmao lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZB1wYO9IL0&feature=related
vZB1wYO9IL0

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Jo3J36gcM&feature=related
B7Jo3J36gcM

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0jmIW6tEeE
y0jmIW6tEeE

[Verno]

Damn Wiggles, you've got one hell of a right cross! But you do fight like a spic.

[Heap]

lmao!

[Dr. P]

What's with minorities and blind side nigger punching?

[Pinch One Off]

That last one the guy sucker punched then pounded the skinny dude like a tent peg for a half a minute but never knocked him out. Weak.:down:

[TheWagesofSin]

the guy didn't get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT but that first punch was sure a doozy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O24eCxGZfC8
O24eCxGZfC8

[The BYP]

Skulls like granite.

[TheWagesofSin]

Skulls like granite.

lmao lmao lmao

[Dr. P]

What is with the blindside punches and heavyset people of color?

[TheWagesofSin]

This one takes that annoying, cornball, over-edited approach to a new level I think. there are even credits at the end...jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4QNHmIvVg
Id4QNHmIvVg

[The BYP]

:gay: :gay: :gay:

[Spooner]

^^No doubt.

That's the worst one yet. When I say the "obligatory" slow-mo/lion-roar horseshit they shoehorn in at every turn, they didn't HAVE a place to PUT ONE, yet they got one in anyway--on the dumb whore saying "He done." Sweet Christ... the internet should just exist for SFJ and for me to steal movies & music--nothing more.

[TheWagesofSin]

This one might be fake but I'd like to think it's real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGGLoCGDxZ8&feature=related
HGGLoCGDxZ8

[TheWagesofSin]

more african-american hijinx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnavHvZ9AyI&feature=related
bnavHvZ9AyI

[TheWagesofSin]

...and not Santa Ana, CA.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8RbgSknQls
X8RbgSknQls

[Dr. P]

How does a guy who WANTS to get in a fight not have any idea how to protect himself, lean back, keep his hands up, duck, or (best of all) punch first on the approach!?! I mean, I'm no badass, and I boxed for a few years, but fer real -ANY asshole should know that freezing up with hands by yer side isn't a great way to start shit.

[The BYP]

Because in So Cal fighting back could get you killed.

[Dr. P]

but, but... seemed to me like he baited the dude to get out of his car! Hiked up his shorts, got in his stance, it was like he was all ready to do the dick dance until beaner #2 was within 8-10 feet.

[The BYP]

I think he thought the dude in the car was a cracker.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFBeSsS46FI
zFBeSsS46FI

:omfg:

[Pinch One Off]

^^ :rofl: It looked like they were in a hamster cage. :rofl:

[Demiurge]

I know, right? I half expected to see one of these fuckers hangin' off the inside of the cage at the end of the round with both of them gnawing at it.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m216/Demiurge1000/3274_300dpi.jpg

[volodya]

http://www.pandachute.com/ridiculous-kick-to-the-face.htm

[Heap]

:wtf: Pro wrestling auditions or something?

[The BYP]

http://www.pandachute.com/ridiculous-kick-to-the-face.htm

You coulda walked behind the dude that was doing the beating, put a bullet in his head and not have spent 1 second in jail. The good news is psycho fuckers like that aren't long for this world.

[Dr. P]

http://www.pandachute.com/ridiculous-kick-to-the-face.htm

Faggy and fake. Sav nailed it.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I did?

[TheWagesofSin]

Faggy and fake. Sav nailed it.

:weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:

I don't think you're feeding reading the right post

[Dr. P]

Shit, you're right. I didn't feeding reading this in order. I was late as last weej on that post.

[Heap]

That's alright, in a couple of moths nobody will remember it.

[Demiurge]

We remember more than most people think. :tip:

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo3ANHxilI
YGo3ANHxilI

[Franks n Beans]

Shit, you're right. I didn't feeding reading this in order. I was late as last weej on that post.

I understand what you mean.

[melon]

Glen Danzig gets KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
nEehtlKVKps

[KungFuJesus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qGCg9VvQCo
4qGCg9VvQCo

Boxing KO highlights

[TheWagesofSin]

This one's awesome...a badly-timed backwards swing of the arm leads to a major ass-kicking!!!

EDIT: upon closer examination, I think this might be fake. it looks like some of the punches don't connect...what do YOU think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiYFlOq_A5s
EiYFlOq_A5s

[TheWagesofSin]

^^note that there's another new clip above. I don't want anyone to miss it...




I'm sure moneymaker will have some sort of comment about this next clip... (knockout at around :35)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6XQPKhLDY&feature=related
Ri6XQPKhLDY

[Mr. Irrelevant]

So what happened there, Lee?

~Moneymaker

[Booze]

That clip should make you realise that all your rednecks were imported. I live slap bang in the middle of the breeding stock right here.

[OWWWT]

Here is a Top ten knock out compilation. Some have already been in this thread I know, but some are new. Sorry for the linking.

http://unibrow.uber.com/suckerpunch

[The BYP]

No knockout, but a must see. (http://www.break.com/index/super-heroes-kick-hecklers-ass.html)

[Dr. P]

Boy, Spiderman is a pussy.

[Pull Out Method]

No knockout, but a must see. (http://www.break.com/index/super-heroes-kick-hecklers-ass.html)

That's enough Batman, the cops are on their way.

:rofl:


Several good shots (http://www.break.com/index/turkish_man_fights_mob.html) in a 1 on 8 fight. The 1 wins.

[Dr. P]

926T-4iApVc

[CommunistaCow]

Glen Danzig gets KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
nEehtlKVKps

Melon, it just goes to show that being ripped isn't the same as being tough.

[Dr. P]

Whether Glen is tough or not, nobody is going to be on the receiving end of that big bastards' clean punch and not go down.

[Spooner]

No knockout, but a must see. (http://www.break.com/index/super-heroes-kick-hecklers-ass.html)

Now imagine, I had to grow UP in that town. :roll:

[The BYP]

I don't know Bill, I would have thought I had died and gone to heaven to grow up in a town where Batman and Spiderman beat the shit out of bumbs on the street.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9bCJzsa7-w
D9bCJzsa7-w

[Dr. P]

Eugene is a drunk!

[The BYP]

I give it to Eugene on points.

[Booze]

I hope Eugene set fire to Chris's house the next day when him & all his video camera friends were in it. And then everyone concerned died of AIDS.

[Spooner]

^^I'm with Booze on this one.

Jesus Christ, if there's ONE FUCKING THING I can't stand ('sides animule abuse) is seeing *anyone* kick or continue punching someone who is already out cold or otherwise down on the ground. And, as Booze alludes to, even WORSE.... EVEN WORSE is the cocksucker egging the guy on, telling him to kick him in the face. I only wish I could see the karma when it comes back on those pile of shit (that would make better video).

[Demiurge]

We have no idea what the beatee did, though.

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJsRSObaES8
VJsRSObaES8

[Spooner]

Unless he raped and murdered Eugene's mother and sister, I'd say that's irrelevant; it all reminds me of the Damion Williams case--throwing a cinder block on the face of some poor bastard while he's on the ground is just uncalled for and needs death.

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJsRSObaES8
VJsRSObaES8

awesome!












(I'm so proud of this thread...I've come a long way from my "The Swede" days, yes indeedy.This thread's a fuckin' winner, remember that.)

[Demiurge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJk7hqQtG8
PdJk7hqQtG8

[Spooner]

^^Ugh... more Kimo videos. I think we had a guy who was dumping those in the UFC thread to the tune of like 10 a day (you might wanna check those out).

[Demiurge]

Fuck that horseshoehead nigger. It's just amazing how dumb this guys are. That guys face looks like someone slapped a hamburger patty on it at the end.

[Dr. P]

Sambo Slice again?!? Makes me almost miss Three Step Takedown. Almost.

[TheWagesofSin]

bump

http://www.break.com/index/100mph-line-drive-off-head.html

[Hole In Face]

Damn! That had to give him a little bit of retardation after getting hit like that. He's going to be slower and drooling for a little while, that's for sure.

[TheWagesofSin]

FYI this clip is being simulcast in the "Black People" thread, as it fits in both categories quite nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=K_Ru0OSiDpM

[Booze]

The geezer in the white shirt that threw the first 'punch' might be the lamest pussy in this whole thread. Outstanding.

[Pull Out Method]

I remember watching this one when it happened. I laughed for about an hour and must have rewound and watched it 30 times. The dude who lands the punch is Mighty Mo, a k1 fighter. The other guy was an ametuer who won the play in fight to be the alternate in case of injury. Well, he got lucky because some other dude was injured and he got to face a pro....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVgq5aVXr8s
FVgq5aVXr8s

[Spooner]

How the fuck can *anyone* (fighter or not) just walk into a right hook with their goddamn hands dangling down to their ass?! I mean, that moron's hands weren't ANYWHERE near his face for protection. He deserved that one fo' sho'.

[Pull Out Method]

How the fuck can *anyone* (fighter or not) just walk into a right hook with their goddamn hands dangling down to their ass?! I mean, that moron's hands weren't ANYWHERE near his face for protection. He deserved that one fo' sho'.

But he was about to deliver yet another weak ass kick to the shin. You don't need to guard your face when inflicting such pain.

[DeanThorton]

BLA BLA BLA!!

http://www.break.com/index/best-one-punch-knockout-ever.html

[TheWagesofSin]

Fuck, I spotted at least 3 of the Goonies in that crowd: Chunk, Mikey, and that screaming little shithead Data at the end there.

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFNyWsTgJI
-tFNyWsTgJI

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0TxP7RNKYk&feature=related
i0TxP7RNKYk

[moneymaker]

That dude is lucky he didn't get shot.

"I'll pop a cap in your..." is all I would have needed to pop one in his ass for real and it would be justified.

[Pull Out Method]

LOL. that dude in the second one was talking real big right up until he got his ass handed to him.

[Spooner]

That old biddy what Wedge posted *really* had that knee to the cunt comin'. Just sayin'... what's right is right. BLAMMO! Get summa THAT you old trout!! Got more?!! :pop:

[Dr. P]

I got a kick outta that one too. I loved how she folded like a cheap lawn chair after a stern shove, too!
Hey, JD what the fuck? I mean, that just don't belong.

[TheWagesofSin]

BLAMMO! Get summa THAT you old trout!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Hole In Face]

That old bitch needs to learn some respect. As for the the second clip, both of those wigger assholes should have done less talking and more fighting. I don't know about you, but if i'm going to punch a faggot I go ahead and punch 'em. I don't stand there and let them know that i'm going to punch them for five minutes before I do.

[Dr. P]

I don't fault the guy in the car. He couldn't get out without being nigger-punched until the hippie got out of range. And he clocked him properly when the time came. The shit-talk was weak though, agreed.

[Spooner]

There was some fucking unbelievable CHOAD walking up my street late yesterday as we were picking up dinner. My dolly groans and says, "Don't look!" which means I look, and his fucking PANTS are down to his fucking THIGHS with his bare ass hanging out, walking with his dumb whore, thinking he was lookin' phat. I couldn't take it. I had her roll the window down and yelled, "PULL UP YER FUCKIN' PANTS FAGGOT!!" and 20 minutes later, there's the guy and his woman at the burger drive-in we were parked. Oh, he had no shirt on either and (get this... ready?) a little ukulele on his back!!

I know he saw me in my car parked there, and he was inside. I told my dolly that if he thought he was gonna be tough and come outside, I was gonna hit him over the head with his little Hobbit guitar, and I was EDGY, just WAITING for him to come towards the car. I could only give him a grin that said I wasn't gonna hesitate to jump out and clown him in front of his whore. (Not that I look like a young Clint Eastwood, mind you, but it was just great to behold him there... now with his PANTS PULLED UP!).

I fucking HATE TEENAGERS, and I know that one day -- FOR SURE -- one of 'em's gonna wind me up in jail for battery. They really DO ask for it, don't they. Christ.

[TheWagesofSin]

Not a knockout, but a good shot for an old bag. STOP HAG ON HAG VIOLENCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Diz5hjHpUo&feature=related
2Diz5hjHpUo

[TheWagesofSin]

^ BTW, the backstory on that is that apparently the recipient of that punch was a teacher talking in a derogatory manner about the puncher's dead daughter. Supposedly.

[TheWagesofSin]

fake? not sure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDxn7-_0IQ&feature=related
4nDxn7-_0IQ

[TheWagesofSin]

Spoons should enjoy this one (despite the gay editing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEcQ0l5At_A&feature=rec-fresh
sEcQ0l5At_A

[Dr. P]

21 seconds of excellence! How'd you get the HC Wuss intro part in there? If that's an actual term, I think even less of the fag.

[TheWagesofSin]

Yeah, it means "hardcore". Wuss is a douche. But, well, you knew that.

[Spooner]

Spoons should enjoy this one (despite the gay editing)

This brought a real tear of joy to my eye. Thank you very deeply, Wedge. Good lookin' out. :tip:


True story: Saw Firehose at the Palamino circa '95 and the band was pissed off that all these NoHo jerkoffs were trying to "mosh" (:roll:) to every fucking song of theirs... and so was my crazy friend who gets in a fight everywhere we've gone since 8th grade--strong cat, bad drunk, not a good combo.

This beaner-lookin' punk kicks my buddy's dolly in the face (we were at the front of the stage trying to enjoy some Watt riffs). Friend sees the beaner punk crowd surfing, grabs him by his pant-leg and REELS HIM IN LIKE A FISH ON A LINE (no exaggeration); picks him up by his hips and POSTS him face first into the cement a la Steve Atwater/Ernest Givens. SPLATTTTT!!! That's all I heard. Thought the prick was DEAD! Crowd moves away and the punk's barely conscious. They cart him outside and ambulance takes him away. Nary a soul pointed a finger at my friend, neither (which was amazing). It was one of the most beaurdiful moments in all my life; I remember it like it was yesterday. I smile as type this.

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4GC2YbEa8
XX4GC2YbEa8

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZB1wYO9IL0
vZB1wYO9IL0

[Dr. P]

Post 168 was the most tired thing I've seen since Larry did Obama. 169 made up for it, though!=D&gt;

[TheWagesofSin]

Did I get Sav'ed with 168? I thought I might've. Ah well, they can't all be gems.

[the deta]

Hope this wasnt posted....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw
MoDG3k5cPZw

[TheWagesofSin]

Yep, it was. A classic

[the deta]

D0h!!

[DeanThorton]

http://www.break.com/index/do-not-rob-this-pizza-store.html

It ends well :)

[Hole In Face]

http://www.break.com/index/do-not-rob-this-pizza-store.html

It ends well :)

:rofl:
He REALLY got knocked the fuck out! Damn! Why did that dumb broad pull him off? Whore needs to back off and let the man finish the job.

BTW - He better have recieved atleast a $0.50 raise.

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.break.com/index/do-not-rob-this-pizza-store.html

It ends well :)

lmao lmao lmao

Good find, Dean! Shit, this happened just a couple of days ago...nice. :tip:

[Spooner]

^^After he came to, I'd say, "Oh, you want some free pizza, 'ah?!!!" Then I'd proceed to have my buddy hold his pie hole (literally) open and shove at LEAST 30 slices of supreme down his throat. Then give him another ass-beatin', just as an additional what-for.

[Pull Out Method]

That bitch was in on it for sure. She takes the WHOLE till out hands it to the dude? WTF?

[The BYP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSodr6K93OU&eurl=http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Jose+Canseco+boxing+video&fr=fp-today&cs=bz&sado=1
SSodr6K93OU

[Heap]

You always get da straight-troof from Stephen-A-Smiff. Sirr-yesss.

[Dr. P]

http://www.ashevillemarine.org/other_img/camera21.mpg

[Hole In Face]

I wonder if he was hurt? Look kind of bad...


- Beans

[DeanThorton]

http://www.ashevillemarine.org/other_img/camera21.mpg

He was not hurt
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/awning.asp


http://jalopnik.com/assets/images/gallery/12/2008/07/medium_2658266083_5274edfdb8_o.jpg
http://jalopnik.com/assets/images/gallery/12/2008/07/medium_2659093066_51709f8018_o.jpg

[Dr. P]

Just killed?

[Jdiggity Dee]

naw, just embarassed. Snopes says the driver and his kid in the car got out of the vehicle out the passengers side

[Spooner]

http://www.ashevillemarine.org/other_img/camera21.mpg


Just caught this. BEAURDIFUL, RUSS!!! Love it!!!



I wonder if he was hurt? Look kind of bad...

- Beans

:rofl: :rofl: <hack> <cough> :rofl:


I wish it didn't say "Asheville" in the link... it was SO teed up for a "where in Florida was that?"

[Dr. P]

I think it was in Texas. Lotsa folks from Wisconsin move there, I hear.

[The BYP]

Hmmm I sawr it here.....:poke:

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com/forum/showpost.php?p=278025&postcount=15

[Dr. P]

Damn, did I get Sav'ed?

[Spooner]

I dunno... go look at 'Maker's last post in his tatt thread... I think you've been "Maker'ed." :tip:



/Quack

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_G6DeqbEM
Qg_G6DeqbEM

[TheWagesofSin]

So many times I ask myself: "shouldn't this be in the "Black People" thread?"

more slo-mo lion roar action for you all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4l4x7ff6aA&feature=related
_4l4x7ff6aA

[Spooner]

The first one: I hope Taco sees that. :tip:

The second one: Only swamp donkeys keep pounding or kicking the faces of people already clearly knocked out cold. Fucking savages.

[Pull Out Method]

lmao what the hell is with those orange leggings? lmao

[Spooner]

lmao what the hell is with those orange leggings? lmao

Florida.

[Taco Teo]

The first one: I hope Taco sees that. :tip:



That was lovely. Thanks, Spoon. :up:

[Dr. P]

That first one was a Sav, but I only call that out on accounta The Archivist posting it.

[Spooner]

We need official Sav rules. So much shit gets strewn all around this hellbroth that it's reasonable for someone to miss a pic or post that wound up in some shitty thread. We need an expiration date or maybe the pic/videya has to have been posted TWICE already before you can get flagged for a Sav. ? Once just doesn't seem to justify it (unless it had its own thread).

Discuss.

[TheWagesofSin]

You're right. I've been calling Sav on shit that was posted 2 years ago, which is not fair- you can't expect anyone to remember stuff from that far back.

Now, when Maker reposts something I posted a week ago in the same thread...that's a different story.

I suggest a four month limit on calling someone out as having been "Savved".

Of course, someone posting something that has been on the interwebs for 15 years should be in its own category, and there should be no time limitation for calling someone out on that ( "Nigga Stole My Bike" Syndrome or NSMBS).

[Spooner]

I agree: If the videya's been out there for eons, and has even shown up on those lame VH1 viral shows, etc., then all that's needed is a Nigger Stole My Bike drop (which has been done). Four months is a good, soft zone. Then again, it depends on the offender, so this could get murky.

Either way, nothing will ever beat first six or seven posts of the Grape Video thread. Hardest I've laughed in SFJ history. Hands down.

[Dr. P]

lmao Christ, me too. When Bip posted the original video again, I near shit myself.

[TheWagesofSin]

bump


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_rBbGwArg
N7_rBbGwArg

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao Listen to that announcer, sounds like that choad from World's Wildest Police Chases: "...but THESE phat beats ... are about to spark a one-sided beat DOWN." Oh, Christ.

Ya know, fuckin' spades are the masters of the goddamn fucking sucker punch. Anyone who's ever done that needs to be killed--no questions axed.

[TheWagesofSin]

I don't think I've seen a clip YET involving blacks where there wasn't a sucker punch thrown.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao ...or a rape, or a murder, or an armed-robbery, or a drive-by...

[The BYP]

Or an Inauguration

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Booze]

Or an Inauguration

It's a bit early for the BYP one-liner of the year award nominations, but... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DeanThorton]

OUCH. I love this.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34c_1234323429
34c_1234323429

[Spooner]

Oh sweet Christ!!! How the fuck could THAT languish in here for 8 hours with nary a comment?

Jeeeeeezus!! That should win Best Picture at the Sundance Film Festival. Fuck, I'm a vote for it. Not only that, I want the movie poster, the action figures, the lobby cards, and a big sack a corn to watch it over and over again. Whenever I'm feeling a little blue, I'm gonna belly up to SFJ and watch that video. That's the most beautiful thing I've seen maybe ever.

[Heap]

I was hoping that guy would've maybe kicked that other darkie in the throat or something when he was running down the steps. Oh, well. One is better than none, and still a great vid.

[the deta]

Muther fucker clearly watched the Bas Rutten video.

[Nickenheiser]

CHAAA-HOOOOOOOO'ked that nigga OUT! AAhhAA HAAA hAAAAAAAA!!! love it, with the other arm pressing DOWN! he got it in there...

[Spooner]

Some a these are schweet. Love seein' big-mouth sambos get some. The first one takes the cake -- that negro trying to stand up and be pimp when he's got parakeets and jackpots swirling around his dome ... priceless. (Turn down the gay music.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRU7amOW7PE&feature=related
cRU7amOW7PE

[Spooner]

Y'ever seen a dog dreaming in his sleep, paws still running?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vllmWdPU4PQ&feature=rec-HM-r2
vllmWdPU4PQ

Still punchin' ... still punchin'.

[Pull Out Method]

Y'ever seen a dog dreaming in his sleep, paws still running?

Nope, but now I've seen an ape.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao

If you watch it really closely, he's not actually punching -- it looks like he's goin' for his eight-piece bucket.

[Pull Out Method]

lmao lmao

[Spooner]

This reel is friggin' HUUUUUUGE. (That Rodney Freeman KO ... that might be the hardest I've ever *heard* someone get greased.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2ysACkvX8&feature=rec-HM-r2
CY2ysACkvX8

[Belasco]

I so hope that this isn't a put-on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbRLSwkG9U
kWbRLSwkG9U

[Spooner]

Naw, that's real, man. I've seen that makin' the rounds before ... it just goes ta show that spades have that sucker-punch instinct, inherent. Just like the way their cars will drift towards KFC even if they have no money -- pure natural instinct.

[Heap]

lmao lmao lmao

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBbHl3lTJyY&feature=PlayList&p=BC35D47EB73D610B&index=1&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL
HBbHl3lTJyY

[Nickenheiser]

ohhh hell yes!! :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[Spooner]

God, the best part of that is the opening title card: "Fat Boy Get His Tits Lit Up!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :rofl: x10000000

[djb]

And the credits. "Mexican Input, Victor" lmao

[Booze]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love it when the giant goth dude with the x-ray specs & the pink rucksack walks on. Presumably because he wants the next go on Fatty.

Huge, Wedgely. You should have held off until May, though. Or May Pang as I believe it will be known here on SFJ when we celebrate Chink Month.

[Spooner]

The "x-ray specs" .. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl: x1000

[The BYP]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04e_1240791607
04e_1240791607

[The BYP]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17a_1241382585
17a_1241382585

[Pull Out Method]

! whoa

[Jdiggity Dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccF50ssJKVA
ccF50ssJKVA

[Booze]

I dunno what's weirder. That a black dude with no legs kicked someone's arse, or that he's speaking German.

[Spooner]

Unearthed this sweet one while looking for that Ryan/Ventura brawl. Not only does the batter get bozo'ed with a glove in the puss, he gets knocked the fuck out for his efforts. lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnF3UTv-Abo
BnF3UTv-Abo

[Heap]

What kind of asshat goes after the 1B coach?

[melon]

the infamous Izzzy alcantara fight where he gives the catcher a Shawn Michaels superkick, then squares off four fags like "which one a you bitches is next".

3EUr6xsp3mg

[Spooner]

Too bad there's only Ed-CGA graphics on that one. If that were me, from the press booth you woulda heard, "GET SOME!" as the foot went flyin', and then in my best Archie Bunker, as I'm rushing the mound, "SHUT - UP - *YOU*"

[Jdiggity Dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcyFSYhvV4
IIcyFSYhvV4

[Spooner]

For all the nickels you've earned for others here, JD, and all the golden & platinum sombreros YOU've won ... well, that was worth seeing the white-trasher catch a full can of Natty Light right in the temple.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I think they were throwing Icehouse. lmao

[Booze]

What would've really made that vid is if some dude had come out of one of the Portaloos hitching his trousers up & folding his Sunday Times.

[moneymaker]

The biggest chink ever akes down one of the biggest dutchbags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCNeXGi0x2g
YCNeXGi0x2g

[Spooner]

You got Sav'ed. BYP posted this, along with about 10 videos of retards.

That's just a clown matchup -- no different than Randy Couture having to fight dumbass Brock Lesnar.

[The BYP]

Wasn't me, I think POM was the Savee.

[Pull Out Method]

Wasn't me, it was all Melon

http://www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com/forum/showpost.php?p=307183&postcount=355 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8HKstBeSFI)

[Spooner]

^^That's right! Melon's had a fuckin' SOUNDTRACK underneath it. His was way better.

[The BYP]

This is beautiful.....

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=154_1248394681
154_1248394681

[Dr. P]

I could watch that over and over. In fact, I think I will.

[Spooner]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. What an insane video!! Besides the fact that the white-trasher kid did the dumbest thing he could've done trying to make a move with a gun pointed in his face, the outcome is phenomenal. Whoever the fuck was saying, "That's enough," clearly didn't have the gun pointed in HIS fucking face. At that point, it ain't enough till the fat beaner was in a coma from multiple skateboard wounds to the face and head.

On another note, the white kid had him in full mount with some sweet ground-&-pound ... and fatty had a horrible guard.