Top ten ways to get out of a bit...

[Reaper696]

10) "What? What?.....Ooooh, I dunno why I'm talkin' to ya, I don't even speak fart"

9) "Wait wait wait, lemme put someone with your intelligence on the line"

8)"Do you know how much your point is worth?"

7)"Here's my Lorena Bobbitt impression!"

6)"Wait a second, I do care.....'Bout this much"

5)"Iraq, Syria, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines...Do you know what they have in common?...They are one, big, (click)"

4)"I know exactly what'll solve this problem!..."

3)"I know you can't see this, but I'm holding my hands out as if to imitate a scale. Now, in one hand I have your point, and in the other my point. Now I'm thinking back to what we said and the scale of this all can only go to one side, (click)"

2)"You forgot about something, I don't care!"

1)"You know what? I think we click real well...No no I'm serious, we're clicking real good here, so much I wanna add one more..."

[the deta]

I might have to make a laminated card listing these and tape it to my phone. CLASSIC!

[The Dude]

Call in an airstrike.

[planetkpop]

My brother and I use to always end our phone converstations with, "Hey, hold on just a second" and then hang up the phone. :D

[KungFuJesus]

I've always been a big fan of "Hey, tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up"

CLICK

[The Dude]

My brother and I use to always end our phone converstations with, "Hey, hold on just a second" and then hang up the phone. :D

I do that with phone solicitors, except I say "Hey, just hold on a second." and just put the phone down and walk away. About 10 minutes later, I'll go back and hang it up.

[New From Peenman]

I was bored one day and spent about ten minutes with a phone solicitor. They can't hang up until you say no.

Just kept saying, repeatedly, "But I'm happy with my phone service."

[Vako]

One night I got a call from a telemarketer, and I hung up. The bastard actually had the audacity to call me back and scold me for hanging up on him. He accused me of not having any manners. I said "I'm not the one who aggressivley calls people who do not want to be bothered trying to sell them on some hack scam of a product or service." He then said "Well I am just trying to make a living." I said "So am I, so don't bother me again." I detected an Indian accent, so I said "Are you in India?". The guy then accused me of not being educated. My response was "Well neither are you, or else you would not have to work as a telemarketer, you douchebag." His response was "I'm not familiar with douchebag." I then hung up on him. (again). Oh the glory.

[The Dude]

One night I got a call from a telemarketer, and I hung up. The bastard actually had the audacity to call me back and scold me for hanging up on him. He accused me of not having any manners. I said "I'm not the one who aggressivley calls people who do not want to be bothered trying to sell them on some hack scam of a product or service." He then said "Well I am just trying to make a living." I said "So am I, so don't bother me again." I detected an Indian accent, so I said "Are you in India?". The guy then accused me of not being educated. My response was "Well neither are you, or else you would not have to work as a telemarketer, you douchebag." His response was "I'm not familiar with douchebag." I then hung up on him. (again). Oh the glory.

Ha Ha..."I'm not familiar"