Beanerland

[Steve]

So, when does Rainbow 6 Vegas leave beanerland?

I wanted to blow up Vegas, not some run down beaner town. :D

[Howards Turn]

lmao lmao lmao

Thats exactly what we were saying a few months back. It takes a few hours to get to Vegas.

[mysticllama]

HT - I was sooo disappointed!

PE got it and I'm like "play it play it, I want to see vegas + guns!" and then I get the fucking beaner town (and I was sad).

I'll try to hang in there til it gets visually cool ;)

[Steve]

God Fucking Damn It! Hours!?!?! What The Fuck.

[Steve]

It is still pretty fun though. I haven't played this style of shooter before... It's very cool being able to realistically use cover and such.

[Howards Turn]

Thats what i love about it. It gives you the option to play it at your own pace, you can run and gun everyone or take your time in cover and pick 'em off beaner by beaner.

[The BYP]

The beaners at the beginning are just target practice.

[Steve]

I have left Spickville. Yay.

[The BYP]

Try not to hit my Magnum.

[Howards Turn]

I just picked up the messenger chatpad ; zomg@! n00Bkill3r fag!!1

[Steve]

I dig that little keyboard. :D I love the design, how it just snaps right on and doesn't interfere with the grip/footprint of the controller. Microsoft did something right!

[Steve]

Thats what i love about it. It gives you the option to play it at your own pace, you can run and gun everyone or take your time in cover and pick 'em off beaner by beaner.

Yeah, it was fun tricking those cholos into firing somewhere I wasn't, then going around to shoot them in the back of their brown heads with my silenced pistol.

[Howards Turn]

Yeah, it was fun tricking those cholos into firing somewhere I wasn't, then going around to shoot them in the back of their brown heads with my silenced pistol.

They musn't have had their thinking sombreros on.

[Dr. P]

Go dam, I need to play that one some this weekend. I've only played for an hour here and there and always start over.

[Booze]

Same here Russy. Maybe we should try to get a bit of SFJ online action going on tomorrow.

[Dr. P]

Lee, I'm a gambling fool come Sunday. So let's!

[The Sav]

Thats what i love about it. It gives you the option to play it at your own pace, you can run and gun everyone or take your time in cover and pick 'em off beaner by beaner.

I must get this game. Is it only for the XB 360?

[Howards Turn]

I must get this game. Is it only for the XB 360?

360 and PS3.

This is the Beanerland that PE is talkin about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFQEC9IGv8
gYFQEC9IGv8

[The Sav]

^^^^^^
I'm in love!!!

[Steve]

You'll be sick of Spickville after about 20 minutes.

[The Sav]

Not if I'm poppin' caps in their asses... It's like the ultimate dream adventure.

[Dr. P]

I got sick of it and moved onto other games. If only some blacks or slopes woulda appeared...

[mysticllama]

I got sick of it and moved onto other games. If only some blacks or slopes woulda appeared...

Steve and others have been havin' a blast blastin' up shit every night. If only you accepted the friend invite and were on, you could be blowing holes in various exotic casinos!

[Dr. P]

Sorry, i haven't turned that thing on in three weeks. I have good reason to do so this week, though!

[The Sav]

I got sick of it and moved onto other games. If only some blacks or slopes woulda appeared...

Oh Christ! That would be the ultimate pinnacle of gaming nirvana. All them guns and going apeshit on sambos, heebs, wetbacks, slopes, Boris' and a few camel humpers would probably be the best game ever made. I'd probably be tempted to make love to the console afterwards. My wife and kids would never see nor hear from me again. Pure bliss.

[melon]

Oh Christ! That would be the ultimate pinnacle of gaming nirvana. All them guns and going apeshit on sambos, heebs, wetbacks, slopes, Boris' and a few camel humpers would probably be the best game ever made. I'd probably be tempted to make love to the console afterwards. My wife and kids would never see nor hear from me again. Pure bliss.

No one game can capture all that bliss Sav. However, these games may interest you. Resident Evil 5, lets you kill zombified sambos. Call of Duty 4 has the camel humpers covered. There's plenty of games what let you kill slopes.

[Spooner]

I just picked up the messenger chatpad ; zomg@! n00Bkill3r fag!!1

Howie, is there a real practical use to get stuck typing during a game instead of talkin' shit using the headset, or am I still jetlagged and missing a gag somewhere in here? I thought you were makin' that up, but I looked it up, and there it was (then again, for a split second, I believed there was really a Sousaphone Hero--I've seen worse).

[The Sav]

(then again, for a split second, I believed there was really a Sousaphone Hero--I've seen worse).

You mean like....

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5623/panfluteherosw8.jpg

[Steve]

Howie, is there a real practical use to get stuck typing during a game instead of talkin' shit using the headset, or am I still jetlagged and missing a gag somewhere in here?

Not during a game per se, but if you're sitting in Dashboard and want to send a message to a friend, you want to use the joysticks to do it, or would you rather use a normal QWERTY layout keyboard?

[Belasco]

Oh Christ! That would be the ultimate pinnacle of gaming nirvana. All them guns and going apeshit on sambos, heebs, wetbacks, slopes, Boris' and a few camel humpers would probably be the best game ever made. I'd probably be tempted to make love to the console afterwards. My wife and kids would never see nor hear from me again. Pure bliss.

Though it doesn't have all of your criteria covered, here's a game that could potentially give you all that in future releases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing_%28computer_game%29

From the wikipedia article:

Also, while the game's box and adverts claimed "realistic negro sounds recorded on the spot with REAL niggers", these turned out to be ape and monkey cries.

[Spooner]

Sav!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao (Did YOU make that?!!!)

[meatinyourmouth]

Though it doesn't have all of your criteria covered, here's a game that could potentially give you all that in future releases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing_%28computer_game%29

From the wikipedia article:


Hahahahahahaha!! That's freaking hysterical.


Maybe someone could make a mod for Rainbow 6: Las Vegas that replaces all the stock Mexicans with Manuel from Fawlty Towers. Then you could replace the stock Mexican dialogue with "Que?" and other sound bites from Manuel. "This Basil. This Basil's wife. This hail of automatic gunfire."

[The Sav]

Yeah Billy, it's a chop. I'm just glad that I found a pic of James Brown playing the pan flute. :thumbsup:

Ps. Lasco, that was great. And you get to dress up in full Klan garb too! It doesn't get any better.

[Howards Turn]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5623/panfluteherosw8.jpg

Yeah Billy, it's a chop. I'm just glad that I found a pic of James Brown playing the pan flute. :thumbsup:

Ps. Lasco, that was great. And you get to dress up in full Klan garb too! It doesn't get any better.

lmao lmao lmao god bless you and yours. Best chop i've ever seen on this site.

[Dr. P]

That's a real source pic: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oreillynet.com/digitalmedia/blog/images/brown-pipes.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oreillynet.com/digitalmedia/blog/2006/04/&h=280&w=279&sz=18&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=RAFbBGghgT_1GM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpan%2Bflute%2Bhero%26gbv%3D2%26svnum% 3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
Just scroll down to almost the bottom. Yep, untouched photo, there! :thumbsup:

[The Sav]

I almost forgot....

I bought an X-Box 360 last night!

I also bought Guitar Hero II and then I rented a bunch of games like Gears, and RB6 Vegas!

[Belasco]

Go dam, I love the Guitar Hero games.

[mysticllama]

I almost forgot....

I bought an X-Box 360 last night!

I also bought Guitar Hero II and then I rented a bunch of games like Gears, and RB6 Vegas!

Woohoo!!! =)

If you ever want someone to play R6V with, PE's usually around =)

[The Sav]

Christ, Lasco. I was in heaven last night when I got to the part where I could jam to "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.... I WAS the Guitar Hero indeed!

[Dr. P]

Are you online with it yet, Sav?

[The Sav]

That's the problem... I have cable internet and the modem and router are in my office/living room area. But my big screen TV and XBOX are in the family room area and the ethernet cable is only six feet long!

Can I hook up the ethernet cable from my console to my laptop (with built in wireless modem)?

[mysticllama]

That's the problem... I have cable internet and the modem and router are in my office/living room area. But my big screen TV and XBOX are in the family room area and the ethernet cable is only six feet long!

Can I hook up the ethernet cable from my console to my laptop (with built in wireless modem)?

Uhhh....

Yeahhh, I'll let a technical guy answer that sucker - all I know is that our router is wireless and that we can connect OK with the 360 in the living room (house is only 1400sq ft, so it's not a luxury mansion like some of your guys'es digs) and the computer/router in the other living room (separated by probably 20+ feet, I think?)

Edit: PE said spend the $100 and buy the wireless adapter for the 360.

[mysticllama]

*hophop* *hophop*

Are you online yet Sav? =)