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the deta
01-12-2006, 09:58 AM
So i was just thinking of what the racial breakdown of SFJ might look like. Me? I'm white.

The Dude
01-12-2006, 10:24 AM
I'd be shocked if the users of this site aren't overwhelmingly, blindingly, Edgar Winter white. Phil's show itself is as caucasian as macaroni & cheese and spam. Not to say that others don't listen. Just talkin' percentages here.

I'm white...and I'm proud.

the deta
01-12-2006, 10:27 AM
I have the same expectations as you Mr. edelman

did you say you were white then vote two or more races????

The Dude
01-12-2006, 10:30 AM
I have the same expectations as you Mr. edelman

did you say you were white then vote two or more races????

Nope, being the dumb, corn fed Florida cracker that I am, I forgot to vote. :wink:

the deta
01-26-2006, 09:46 AM
Only 13 votes?!?!?! This is not acceptable participation people.

Bob Green
01-26-2006, 09:56 AM
Only 13 votes?!?!?! This is not acceptable participation people.

Only the real hip people visit the SFJ.com (the site) Forum.

the deta
01-26-2006, 10:00 AM
Isnt that a shame?? I know there are some really hip Native Hawaiian and other Pacific Islanders out there and they need to be represented!! Lets just hope more folks come in and vote. VOTE OR DIE MUTHA F*!^%RS

nate
01-26-2006, 10:04 AM
I wonder what race the person who voted "Other" is. Whoever it was, feel free to specify. :mrgreen:

I'm a nice pasty whiteness, myself, if you couldn't tell.

TobyBeau
01-26-2006, 10:25 AM
Dutch-Turkish...

nate
01-26-2006, 10:38 AM
That's an impressive combination. Although there's a Two or More races option up dere.

TobyBeau
01-26-2006, 10:53 AM
Beware the scourge of the young dutch turks.

BowlHaircut
01-26-2006, 02:07 PM
Have the Catholics got to all the Negroes?

phendrierocks
01-26-2006, 02:10 PM
Does Jackson White count as 'White' or 'Other'? Because if 'Other', it really should be its own classification as I believe we have a number of those freaks as members!

Cheers,

The Dude
01-26-2006, 02:11 PM
Does Jackson White count as white or other?

Other, unless you are talking about Michael Jackson White.

Cliff Pettigrew
01-26-2006, 03:07 PM
For the AD fans:

G.O.B. cutting a track for his new CD on healing race relations, he sings a duet with his Afro puppet, Franklin.

G.O.B. "It's not easy being white"

FRanklin "It's not easy bein brown"

G.O.B. "All this pressure to be bright"

Franklin "I's got childrens all over town"

G.O.B. (As the African American producer vacates the studio) " hey, where'd the guy go?"

Jackson White
01-26-2006, 10:58 PM
Mama sez she aint sur about my daddy, but ar kids ar wite.

Mr. Irrelevant
01-26-2006, 11:39 PM
I wonder what race the person who voted "Other" is. Whoever it was, feel free to specify. :mrgreen:

I'm a nice pasty whiteness, myself, if you couldn't tell.

Well there is the Alien... No not the messicans that are over hear illegally... the little green fella's. They've gotta be around here somewhere. They can vote in the "other" section too.

BTW- 90% whities!!! Yeah! Now I can say "Get the gas, the torch, and a cross and let's go!" Without catching any flack for it.

nate
01-27-2006, 11:17 PM
Wow, we sure are a diverse bunch. ;)

Verno
01-27-2006, 11:25 PM
this site is mayonaise white.

Mr. Irrelevant
01-27-2006, 11:35 PM
The next thread should be: "Where are the black PHS fans in here?"

0 replies

I'm kidding

(Now where did I put that white hood?)

Verno
01-28-2006, 12:09 AM
(Now where did I put that white hood?)
next to the NAZZI hat?

Mr. Irrelevant
01-28-2006, 12:13 AM
(Now where did I put that white hood?)
next to the NAZZI hat?

Ahh, thank you Vernon! Now where's that rope? :wink:

Verno
01-28-2006, 12:17 AM
(Now where did I put that white hood?)
next to the NAZZI hat?

Ahh, thank you Vernon! Now where's that rope? :wink:

those Jews locked in your basement stole it to make a dreidle

Mr. Irrelevant
01-28-2006, 12:25 AM
Oh that tears it.... time to take it to the next level. (Yelling to the back) "Hey Mary-Beth-Lou-Ann!!!! Get me that-there branding iron from the out-house!!!"..... "Yeah!!! That one!!!.... Woman, you aint-no-nevermind, what'sa I'ma gonna use it for!!!"

raven98030
03-14-2006, 02:47 PM
Black or African American 2% ( 1 ) sad :wtf: I wounder why my black people do not get the show.

the deta
03-14-2006, 03:08 PM
I am still waiting for our first REAL Bowlhaircutt member. (no offense to the original bowlhaircutt who is not really a bowlhaircutt)

Cliff Pettigrew
03-14-2006, 03:09 PM
Black or African American 2% ( 1 ) sad :wtf: I wounder why my black people do not get the show.

What did you think of the Ray Nagin bit? Do you think racial humor is funny? I'm thinking some people can't get past it.

moneymaker
03-14-2006, 03:18 PM
Black or African American 2% ( 1 ) sad :wtf: I wounder why my black people do not get the show.

First of all I am as white as the day is long. Maybe Phil is right and we are all a bunch of jackballs and this is all beneath the average black listener. I have not convinced one person to listen (all white, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS!!!). Some find a bit a little amusing, but not enough to give it a full listen.

I am convinced we are either at a higher plane of intelligence compared to the rest of society OR we do not even register “bean dip” on the blows-o-meter.

raven98030
03-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Black or African American 2% ( 1 ) sad :wtf: I wounder why my black people do not get the show.

What did you think of the Ray Nagin bit? Do you think racial humor is funny? I'm thinking some people can't get past it.Too me a joke is a joke.When a person can not sit back and laugh a little bit need too relax and drink some hypnotic http://www.beerliquors.com/images/spirits/hypnotiq.jpg

raven98030
03-14-2006, 03:30 PM
Black or African American 2% ( 1 ) sad :wtf: I wounder why my black people do not get the show.

First of all I am as white as the day is long. Maybe Phil is right and we are all a bunch of jackballs and this is all beneath the average black listener. I have not convinced one person to listen (all white, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS!!!). Some find a bit a little amusing, but not enough to give it a full listen.

I am convinced we are either at a higher plane of intelligence compared to the rest of society OR we do not even register “bean dip” on the blows-o-meter.My girlfriend moms love the show I send her cd's I am in Seattle and his live in VA

TedBellLover
03-14-2006, 03:49 PM
Dutch-Turkish...

Wonder how THAT racial combo came about?!? Kind of a George Noory thing going on! (Half-Arab) ;) BTW, you screwed up! Considering how many CTC fans post here also, you should have included Grays, Nordics, and Reptilians. Count me white.

Noel
03-14-2006, 03:53 PM
I'm Donnie Osmond-white and not suprised at all by the % of members who are also caucs. I thought my whiteness was a prerequisite for joining the gang :fire: .

the deta
03-14-2006, 03:56 PM
Dutch-Turkish...

BTW, you screwed up! Considering how many CTC fans post here also, you should have included Grays, Nordics, and Reptilians. Count me white.


Dont forget shadow people.

Dr. P
03-14-2006, 04:51 PM
My girlfriend moms love the show I send her cd's I am in Seattle and his live in VA
Alright, I'm going to be irritatingly nice to you like a good while liberal elitist, on accounta' your the only black member on the site. I'll even ask if you are related to Shaun Alexander, (being in Seattle). But from that sentence you posted, I can not begin to figure out your gender!

moneymaker
03-14-2006, 04:55 PM
Dutch-Turkish...

Wonder how THAT racial combo came about?!? Kind of a George Noory thing going on! (Half-Arab) ;) BTW, you screwed up! Considering how many CTC fans post here also, you should have included Grays, Nordics, and Reptilians. Count me white.

Is that pronounced Douche-Turkish?

WELCOME BACK COL. KLINK!!!!! =D> One of my favs!!!!

123 Ass Kick Street
03-14-2006, 05:19 PM
To quote Dean Wheeler...

"Well, I'm a white man and I enjoy that alot."

kerrycollins
03-14-2006, 08:20 PM
and according to Clara, most black women would have to drink a case of alcohol before they would sleep with any of us!

Russy's girlfriend
03-14-2006, 10:05 PM
My 7th graders are currently studying heredity, and genetics. One of the topics for our next Socratic Seminar is, "Does Race Exist?". Seriously - I (red hair, green eyes, white skin) can have more genetic material in common with someone who has completely opposite "racial" features than I do, as opposed to someone with the same physical characteristics as mine (red hair and green eyes, white skin). So I ask you - does race really exist? The following article is worth a read...

Look around on the streets of any major city, and you will see a sampling of the outward variety of humanity: skin tones ranging from milk-white to dark brown; hair textures running the gamut from fine and stick-straight to thick and wiry. People often use physical characteristics such as these--along with area of geographic origin and shared culture--to group themselves and others into "races." But how valid is the concept of race from a biological standpoint? Do physical features reliably say anything informative about a person's genetic makeup beyond indicating that the individual has genes for blue eyes or curly hair? This came out of a Scientific American - for the rest of the article, go here: http://www.sciam.com/print_version.cfm?articleID=00055DC8-3BAA-1FA8-BBAA83414B7F0000

I personally feel that a "social race" exists, as in a race created for social delineation. One only has to look around (currently) or examine history to find atrocities committed in the name of "race". But I do feel that race from a biological standpoint is almost a non-issue.

raven98030
03-15-2006, 09:25 AM
nothing ](*,) [-o<

Cliff Pettigrew
03-15-2006, 09:43 AM
We are all the same race, the human race-now join hands and sing!

Can't we all just get along?

Dr. P
03-15-2006, 09:46 AM
So much for my "Chinaman in the woodpile" joke this thread was beggin' for... :(

moneymaker
03-15-2006, 10:07 AM
We are all the same race, the human race-now join hands and sing!

Can't we all just get along?

Yeah, but why can’t my woman have a little junk in her trunk, and why cant I jump, excel at most sports (except curling, figure skating, and NASCAR—if those are really sports), run, leave my comb in my hair, or dance with any reasonable sense of rhythm? To make matters worse, I can swim! :P

Noel
03-15-2006, 10:10 AM
Your just lucky, I guess.