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Dr. P
05-10-2007, 08:08 PM
http://forums.klbjfm.com/index.php?showtopic=42977

Nothing says baseball like a finger up the arse! I tip my cap to the Wisconsin team currently in 1st place in the nation, and how they are looking to capitalize on this feat by thanking the fans. And what better way to thank the fans than by a free rectal exam!? To insure that you have a good poop shoot, the Brewers will have proctologists and "OTHER EXPERTS :rofl: " on hand to probe your anus but the flyer reminds you, "it's first come, first serve!":thumbsup: GD, it's Wisconsin, just offer 'em a beer, a sausage or a wood chipper!
TheWagesofSin
05-10-2007, 08:12 PM
I'm not even sure how to respond to this one...holy shit...
PeggyLove
05-10-2007, 08:14 PM
You know you like it, Wagons :rofl:
Heap
05-10-2007, 08:33 PM
I heard that on the radio the other day, and that the line was about 50 yards long!
I'm waiting for Freek to come along and suggest that he'd offer to do some prostate exams for the female fans...
KungFuJesus
05-10-2007, 08:57 PM
Do they at least lick the baseball bat before they insert it?
AB
05-10-2007, 08:58 PM
Do they at least lick the baseball bat before they insert it?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
KungFuJesus
05-10-2007, 08:59 PM
I just want to know what I'm getting into is all.
PeggyLove
05-10-2007, 09:18 PM
I think they use the good ol' petroleum jelly.
Taco Teo
05-10-2007, 09:29 PM
They use butter.

What do you expect? It's WI. We have a lot of cows!
Boss
05-10-2007, 09:49 PM
What's worse according to the story is this failed promotion has already been attempted back in 2002.
AB
05-10-2007, 09:51 PM
What a bunch of assholes! :bolt:
meatinyourmouth
05-10-2007, 10:08 PM
I'm surprised that, most sports fans being closet homosexuals, the turnout for this event wasn't much higher.
Boyd
05-10-2007, 10:27 PM
Call me a traditionalist, but I wish the Brewers would go back to the old Hat & Handjob Day promotion. Free hat, complimentary hand job, why mess with success? Nothing says Wisconsin like a beer, a brat and and a tugjob from a cow milking 4H girl :thumbsup: .
Dr. P
05-11-2007, 06:47 AM
You got it Boyd!
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nate
05-11-2007, 10:46 PM
Larry references Family Guy prostate exam episode in 5... 4... 3...
Jdiggity Dee
05-11-2007, 11:05 PM
Handy Tip For Guys: If someone offers you a free Prostatic and Rectal exam inquire if they are licensed Medical Doctors
AB
05-11-2007, 11:11 PM
Last exam I got, I had no warning. And beeeeelieve me, I won't be going back to that dentist again!
Jdiggity Dee
05-11-2007, 11:14 PM
^^^AB, I was sure you were going to say "licensed and bonded pervert" and you threw down Dentist. Way to keep me on my toes. middlefinger


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