Heres how to shoplift from Best Buy.....

[Zerath]

Buy a tank. Then ram it through the wall, no one will fuck with you then.

[KungFuJesus]

:poop: :savvy:

[where's the ice]

:larry:
:larry:

[Dew]

you :tipofthecap:

[Grandmaster B]

Geek Squad

[Franks n Beans]

Buy a tank. Then ram it through the wall, no one will fuck with you then.

I'm pretty sure that'll work anywhere. Why bother with Best Buy?

I'd go to JC Penny. Get some choice stuff there.

[KungFuJesus]

I have a geek squad T shirt I purchased for 2 bucks at the goodwill... it is among my most prized posessions.

[Pinch One Off]

Buy a tank. Then ram it through the wall, no one will fuck with you then.

So simple, why didn't I think of that. Only one problem. I went on Ebay to buy a tank, all they had was fish tanks, water tanks, gas tanks, and tank tops. Craigslist didn't have any tanks either. I'm going to keep looking though.

[Pinch One Off]

OK, Tanks are not readily available in this country. Perhaps a bulldozer could substitute since your idea seemed to ram your way in rather than shooting the cannon on the tank.

[meatinyourmouth]

^^^Pinch, if you're in America, you can get your hands on a functioning surplus tank. Sure, the huge cannon is rendered unusuable before purchase, but it's still several tons of tread-rolling tank crashing through a wall. Very few people will take the time to closely observe the gun barrels in those circumstances.

[Pomegranate]

Shoplifting is a crime and should only be attempted by professional athletes.

[TheWagesofSin]

^Whoa, Pomegranate's back! Hi Pom!

[Jdiggity Dee]

Shoplifting is a crime and should only be attempted by professional athletes.

What about Winona Ryder? She was pretty successful at shoplifting till she got[click]

[Pomegranate]

What about Winona Ryder? She was pretty successful at shoplifting till she got[click]

Caught? She's a pro athlete; she's the little Japanese gal who wins Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest every year.

[Pinch One Off]

^^^Pinch, if you're in America, you can get your hands on a functioning surplus tank. Sure, the huge cannon is rendered unusuable before purchase, but it's still several tons of tread-rolling tank crashing through a wall. Very few people will take the time to closely observe the gun barrels in those circumstances.

You are so right! A tank would make a much better impression. On a bulldozer you might be mistaken for a constuction worker or a farmer that somehow became disoriented. First impressions are so important.

[HerbSewell123]

Phil Hendrie is still awesome though.

[Verno]

Thanks

[moneymaker]

If only Hole was still alive...he'd have his way with this this tard.

[nate]

Best tamp post ever.

[Superbonbon]

I have a geek squad T shirt I purchased for 2 bucks at the goodwill... it is among my most prized posessions.

I once wanted an Applebee's T-shirt. I asked about buying one. They told me they were not for sale. So the next time I was there eating I filled out an application. I had two interviews and got the job. I was given my uniform on my first day. I stayed to watch the training videos and then told the manager I had to go home I was sick. I kept the hat and the shirt and never went back. I had that shirt for a long time but eventually it became a dusting rag. I can't remember what became of the hat.

[Dr. P]

That's a lot of work for an Applebee's T-shirt. But to each his own, I guess.

[5AlarmChili]

Steal tank
Sell tank
Buy a BestBuy.

[Belasco]

Zemo pulled a THREAD REZ earlier.

Let's look up one of his really early threads. What the hell were you thinking, Zemo, when you started this one?

[Dr. P]

Wow, he was a real fagala back then.

[Dr. P]

I once wanted an Applebee's T-shirt. I asked about buying one. They told me they were not for sale. So the next time I was there eating I filled out an application. I had two interviews and got the job. I was given my uniform on my first day. I stayed to watch the training videos and then told the manager I had to go home I was sick. I kept the hat and the shirt and never went back. I had that shirt for a long time but eventually it became a dusting rag. I can't remember what became of the hat.

We need THIS guy back, BTW.

[Verno]

Didn't Superbonbon rent out the attic in Dogbert's Granny's furniture store or something? Those two seemed a lot alike.

[Dr. P]

I can't remember, but I bet you are right.

[Booze]

I've got to agree with Russ, though. If this spiel was read out against a black screen at the start of a film... I think it'd rival the beginning of Goodfellas.


Originally Posted by Superbonbon
I once wanted an Applebee's T-shirt. I asked about buying one. They told me they were not for sale. So the next time I was there eating I filled out an application. I had two interviews and got the job. I was given my uniform on my first day. I stayed to watch the training videos and then told the manager I had to go home I was sick. I kept the hat and the shirt and never went back. I had that shirt for a long time but eventually it became a dusting rag. I can't remember what became of the hat.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Sav]

Superboner was the dude that fapped out loud everytime Peggy posted. I thought he was a cool guy n' all, but Jesus!

[The BYP]

He was no Grandmaster B.

[Dr. P]

:larry: -Hole

[The Sav]

He was no Grandmaster B.

No one will hold a candle to that guy. He was the bews!

[St. Jimmy]

Larry and I found any easy way to do it at our mall; just have a few games in a bag that always sets the alarms off and you can just say that you have games and they look the other way.

[melon]

THat works at car dealerships too. Just get in a car and say "Hey, I got a car" and they'll let you drive off.

[Booze]

I guess Larry is the lookout man.

[melon]

I guess Larry is the lookout man.

Probably not, because he's blind.

[Dr. P]

Oh, literal Melon!

[Dr. P]

Larry and I found any easy way to do it at our mall; just have a few games in a bag that always sets the alarms off and you can just say that you have games and they look the other way.

Hey, Jimmy, and this is an honest question: why do you think it's right to steal?

[St. Jimmy]

Hey, Jimmy, and this is an honest question: why do you think it's right to steal?

I never said it was right.

[The Sav]

You should just stick whatever you want in one of your diapers. Trust me, they'll be more than happy to let you slip by.

[Spooner]

Along the lines of what Sav said, make sure you walk out with a giant water balloon attached to a stick coming outta yer loaded diaper -- no one likes to hassle Siamese twins.