What's Your Favorite Toilet Paper?

[Franks n Beans]

So, which is it?

[Taco Teo]

I gotta go with Northern. TP is one thing I'll spend the extra money on. No cheap sandpaper stuff for me! Same with tissues. I have to use Kleenex.

[Franks n Beans]

I really couldn't think of all the brands, so feel free to mention.

[Jdiggity Dee]

Quilted Northern is worth the extra expense. But Costco's Kirkland is a good no-brand option.

[drjimsadler]

"Please dont squeeze the Charmin!"

yeah, the softer tissues make for a kinder, gentler experience but I go with the cheap store brand every gd time

[dirty_pool]

these threads are getting silly (cottonelle)

[Taco Teo]

Quilted Northern is worth the extra expense. But Costco's Kirkland is a good no-brand option.

I don't have a Costco card, only a Sam's Club one. I wonder if they have something similar?

[Cliff Pettigrew]

I like Charmin with Aloe. I notice I can run faster because of less friction.

[CommunistaCow]

I really couldn't think of all the brands, so feel free to mention.

I see that you failed to list:

a. Fistful of leaves.
b. Magazine pages.
c. The maid.
d. The dog.

Look, if you are going to start goofy-ass threads, at least be thorough.

[dirty_pool]

I notice I can run faster because of less friction.

:rofl:

[Verno]

Wow, Franks, stimulating topic here (Hopefully this is a mock thread, if it is, well done). I buy whatever is the cheapest and still provides the same result.

[Hole In Face]

....jesus....this thread.....pine cones....

[Franks n Beans]

I see that you failed to list:

a. Fistful of leaves.
b. Magazine pages.
c. The maid.
d. The dog.

Look, if you are going to start goofy-ass threads, at least be thorough.

Well I was figuring the hand option would cover things like that but you're right, I need to be more detailed.

Yes, it's just a hip shot mock thread. Just trying to entertain the mood.

[Pull Out Method]

I usually just print out St. Jimmy posts and wipe with them.

[dogbert7693]

Charmin, and I love to SQUEEZE it!

[Hole In Face]

I usually just print out St. Jimmy posts and wipe with them.


:rofl: :score:

[St. Jimmy]

Of all the things you could have started a thread on. JESUS.

[Franks n Beans]

Great. You just put the wonk curse on my thread. Thanks alot buddy.

[St. Jimmy]

I do my best.

[Hole In Face]

:rofl: Jimmy owns this thread now! :rofl:

[Spooner]

Post away, Yimmy! Tell us more...

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(c) The Dude, 2006

[Boyd]

I use Brawny Extra Manly Style:

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[Franks n Beans]

Yea, just scrape the shit right outta your hole! :rofl:

[Spooner]

I can't believe I'm a make even a semi-serious comment here, but don't you fucking HATE when you're at someone's pad (say you're stayin' overnight from outta town) and you find out what cheap bastards they are when they have that terlet paper what's either (a) the stuff Macy's wraps neck-ties in when you buy 'em, or (b) that shit what's like notebook paper? I mean, we're talkin' about THE ASS here... that's one place no one should be lookin' to save fifteen fucking cents, alright.

Cheap, filthy bastards. They're everywhere.

[nate]

Penn State buys the cheapest industrial grade toilet paper in the world. It comes on enormous rolls and is like translucent tissue paper. No joke, a buddy of mine found a sizeable planed-off wood chip in it once.

[Heap]

Rough toilet paper sucks, I think we can all agree on that. But the rolls that are too soft don't always get the job done efficiently. Store brand is usually a good mix between the two, IMO.

[Spooner]

No joke, a buddy of mine found a sizeable planed-off wood chip in it once.
Is he sure that didn't come out of his ass? Not sayin'... jus' sayin'...

But, get this: (and I WILL find the flyer and post it one day... my Mom saved it back in Cali) There was an old Thai Joint in L.A. that had just gone under new management. The new gook broad who owned it now sent out this flyer that was way beyond the lame Jay Leno stuff. This was the worst ever, but it was dead serious. She had obviously just hopped off the boat.

It had photos of the joint, inside and out, and a "glamour shot" of the hideous new owner (she was mugging like it was the cover of FHM and she was in her early 50's... pouting rectus... you get it). The highlights of their new establishment were in comic book stars, and I quote: "Free water" ... "We have Charmin toilet paper in our bathrooms" ... "Free music" (this is a small Thai restaurant, remember). I'm doing it no justice, but I'll have her dig it out and send it, soes I can post it. It's insane.

[CommunistaCow]

I can't believe I'm a make even a semi-serious comment here, but don't you fucking HATE when you're at someone's pad (say you're stayin' overnight from outta town) and you find out what cheap bastards they are when they have that terlet paper what's either (a) the stuff Macy's wraps neck-ties in when you buy 'em, or (b) that shit what's like notebook paper? I mean, we're talkin' about THE ASS here... that's one place no one should be lookin' to save fifteen fucking cents, alright.

Cheap, filthy bastards. They're everywhere.

Billy, feel free to stay at casa de Cow the next time you're in the Republic of Texas. You can use the casa's poolside restroom. We go all out for our guests - the TP is actually the pool brush, but we hang it on a lovely free-standing TP rack. :thumbsup:

[123 Ass Kick Street]

Charmin is pretty good, when I can afford it.

[Walter_Bellhaven]

I break it off clean.

[Franks n Beans]

I break it off clean.

Ever wonder why your shit is tapered at the end?


















































So your asshole dosen't slam shut.

[Verno]

Franks, that was a horrible, horrible joke. Horrible.

[Franks n Beans]

Awe c'mon....You didn't even snicker?

[Verno]

Not that I recall.

[Franks n Beans]

I just noticed that this joke was used a few days ago in another thread.

[Hole In Face]

I just noticed that this joke was used a few days ago in another thread.


I was going to mention that, Frank, but I didn't want to seem like a dick... :rofl: