Brazilian Mayor Hands Out Free Viagra

[Boyd]

Brazilian Mayor Hands Out Free Viagra


BRASILIA, Brazil (Nov. 20) - The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed "Happy Penis," or "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese.

But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said.

"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side," he said.

To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program.

"That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands," he said.

I hope they have a "Happy Penis" program in this country when I retire.

[Nickenheiser]

brazil doesnt need viagra! they have nothing but hotties!

[melon]

AIDS riddled hotties.

[Nickenheiser]

exactly! so they never live long enough to get old and gross!

[Boss]

How about handing out condoms and vasectomies to the entire Latin world. They already breed like fucking rabbits. Of course the Vatican does nothing to prevent overpopulation. It's okay to raise children into poverty, but you can't blow your load into a chunk of latex.

[Nickenheiser]

How about handing out condoms and vasectomies to the entire Latin world. They already breed like fucking rabbits. Of course the Vatican does nothing to prevent overpopulation. It's okay to raise children into poverty, but you can't blow your load into a chunk of latex.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: =D> =D>

[CommunistaCow]

Well stated, Boss. As a Catholic, I continue to be amazed at how screwed up the church leadership remains.

[Booze]

AIDS riddled hotties.

And ladyboys.

[Belasco]

How about handing out condoms and vasectomies to the entire Latin world. They already breed like fucking rabbits. Of course the Vatican does nothing to prevent overpopulation. It's okay to raise children into poverty, but you can't blow your load into a chunk of latex.

Hell yeah, Boss!

And don't get me started on that cunt Mother Teresa. She didn't do shit to help those people. Instead of giving them a place to lay down and be miserable until they died, she could have encouraged birth control and responsibility. I hated that bitch.

[Dr. P]

And don't get me started on that cunt Mother Teresa.... I hated that bitch.

:shock:
Yes, I saw P&T's BS about her (actually, I saw some of it, wasn't as interesting as some of the other subjects to me). But hate!?! For someone who devoted their life to helping the poor and infirm?

[Belasco]

:shock:
Yes, I saw P&T's BS about her (actually, I saw some of it, wasn't as interesting as some of the other subjects to me). But hate!?! For someone who devoted their life to helping the poor and infirm?

She didn't help them. She created a death cult around them. To her, sufferring and misery were a means to do penance for Original Sin. She thought she was helping, but the reality is that her beliefs/doctrine/theology added to their suffering. She (with the Church) had the means to treat, feed, and educate (especially about birth control) the people to the point that they could improve their lives. I think she did more harm than good.

[TedBellLover]

Do we need Brazilians to reproduce more efficiently? I think not.

[Hole In Face]

Spic whores