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AB
10-30-2006, 10:57 PM
BATESVILLE, Ark. - Police knew this Bill wasn't authentic. A man has been arrested for trying to use a $100 bill with no president's face and the name of former President Clinton.

The man, who has not been identified, was arrested Friday after trying to use the bill to buy cigarettes at a Batesville gas station.

"The bill was unmistakably fake due to the fact that the ink was running on the bill, the president's face was missing and for the president's name, it had the name Clinton on it," said Deputy Nathan Stephens.

The sheriff's office expects to file counterfeiting charges against the suspect, authorities said.

"Of all the cases I've worked with phony money, this is the sorriest bill I've ever seen," Lt. Brenda Bittle said.

Dr. P
10-30-2006, 11:00 PM
Sorriest Bill I've ever seen! lmao

AB
10-30-2006, 11:01 PM
Holy crap! I missed that! :rofl: :rofl:

The BYP
10-30-2006, 11:07 PM
I wonder how fast Monica could blow dat hunerd?

CommunistaCow
10-31-2006, 08:03 AM
Hey, the guy just wanted to drag it through a trailer park.

Boss
10-31-2006, 08:14 AM
I wonder how fast Monica could blow dat hunerd?

About as fast as she blew the first Bill.

Smells_like_Dozier
10-31-2006, 12:11 PM
I lived in Arkansas for a year, and it felt like the longest 18 months of my life. I'll wager that the jackball in question actually thought Clinton was on the $100 bill.

The only redeeming value of that state was they played Phil on a Little Rock affiliate.

well that and an abundent stock of moonpies at every convenience store

brooksy556
10-31-2006, 01:38 PM
I can change it with a Carter 50, two Nixon 20s and a Ford 10.

'Gloid Bonafide
07-30-2007, 04:29 PM
Seema a fitting tribute to me.

Dr. P
07-30-2007, 04:31 PM
Nice bump, jack-ass!

Heap
07-30-2007, 04:53 PM
Tell me about it.

Mr. Irrelevant
07-31-2007, 03:24 AM
Holy shit. I thought this was a new thread. I wouldn't even have noticed the dates on the prior posts if it weren't for the Thread Bumping hall monitor Nazi guy, Russel P. :poke:

Thanks, Russ! :thumbsup:

Pinch One Off
07-31-2007, 02:55 PM
Yeah me too! I'm glad I didn't post on this old......oh fuck.