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Boss
10-26-2006, 09:54 PM
This might be the best toy ever. It's a pole dancing kit for little girls. I'm thinking about getting one for A Jelly for Christmas.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5936/poledance231x450at9.jpg



The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".


Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

The kit, condemned as 'extremely dangerous' by family campaigners yesterday, was discovered by mother of two Karen Gallimore who was searching for Christmas gifts for her two daughters, Laura 10, and Sarah, 11.

Mrs Gallimore, 33, of Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, said yesterday: "I'm no prude, but any children can go on there and see it. It's just not on."

Dr Adrian Rogers, of family campaigning group Family Focus said yesterday that the kit would "destroy children's lives".

He said: "Tesco is Britain's number one chain, this is extremely dangerous. It is an open invitation to turn the youngest children on to sexual behaviour.

"This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds. This is a most dangerous toy that will contribute towards destroying children's innocence."

He added: "Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol.

"It ought to be stopped, it really requires the intervention of members of Parliament. This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory, despite the fact that the product description invites users to "unleash the sex kitten inside".

Also on sale on the Tesco website is a strip poker game, "Peekaboo Poker" which is illustrated by a picture of a reclining woman in underwear.

The card game is is described as a game that "risks the risque and brings a whole lot of naughtiness to the table.

"Played with a unique pack of Peekaboo Boy and Girl playing cards, the aim of the game is to win as many Peekaboo chips as possible and turn them into outrageously naughty fun."

The pole dance kit is the latest item to fuel allegations that major retailers increasingly sell products which "sexualise" young children such as T-shirts with suggestive messages.

In recent years Asda was forced to remove from sale pink and black lace lingerie, including a push-up bra to girls as young as nine.

Next had to remove t-shirts on sale for girls as young as six with the slogan "so many boys, so little time."

And BHS and others came under fire for selling padded bras embellished with a "Little Miss Naughty" logo and t-shirts with a Playboy-style bunny that said "I love boys...They are stupid."

Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for "adult use".

A spokesman added: "Pole dancing is an increasing exercise craze. This item is for people who want to improve their fitness and have fun at the same time."


LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412195&in_page_id=17)

TobyBeau
10-26-2006, 09:57 PM
that reminds me of a margaret gray bit..

Boss
10-26-2006, 09:58 PM
that reminds me of a margaret gray bit..

Oh that toy has PHS bit written all over it.

Zerath
10-26-2006, 10:01 PM
Is that funny or scary, I can't tell.

nate
10-26-2006, 10:34 PM
I'm getting one for all the kids in my neighborhood!

Vako
10-26-2006, 10:35 PM
To market that towards minors is quite tacky and untern. It's just not on.

Mr. Irrelevant
10-26-2006, 10:39 PM
I wonder what Russy thinks about this toy. \\:D/

Jdiggity Dee
10-26-2006, 11:40 PM
what a good way to burn off all those Halloween candy calories

Angelina_Jelly
10-27-2006, 12:38 AM
I had a pole installed in my garage a few years ago and a ballet barre and mirrors. It was a fairly easy project. It is a good workout and fun. I pull the cars out into the driveway crank up the tunes and have a bitchin good workout. Sometimes I just cannot go work out at a club. Not enough privacy when I am really stressed.If mens want to watch me move, they an buy a g.d.ticket.

If only I could handle the stress of building a new house my ideal house would have a three-four car garage with studio space about the garage.

Dealing with contractors in a resort town is a g.d nightmare. I cannot even tell you how many people get divorced in the process of building out here.

I need that g.d. POLE for stress relief.
(sophomorice double entendre)

TRANSLATION FOR MEN:
I ALREADY HAVE A POLE INSTALLED IN MY GARAGE. I USE IT. I LOVE DOING INVERTS.

Hole In Face
10-27-2006, 12:48 AM
I had a pole installed in my garage a few years ago and a ballet barre and mirrors. It was a fairly easy project. It is a good workout and fun. I pull the cars out into the driveway crank up the tunes and have a bitchin good workout. Sometimes I just cannot go work out at a club. Not enough privacy when I am really stressed.If mens want to watch me move, they an buy a g.d.ticket.

If only I could handle the stress of building a new house my ideal house would have a three-four car garage with studio space about the garage.

Dealing with contractors in a resort town is a g.d nightmare. I cannot even tell you how many people get divorced in the process of building out here.

I need that g.d. POLE for stress relief.
(sophomorice double entendre)

TRANSLATION FOR MEN:
I ALREADY HAVE A POLE INSTALLED IN MY GARAGE. I USE IT. I LOVE DOING INVERTS.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6967/slug8gz.gif

nate
10-27-2006, 12:49 AM
You have multiple cars?

nate
10-27-2006, 12:49 AM
Hole,

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Jdiggity Dee
10-27-2006, 12:59 AM
I had a pole installed in my garage a few years ago and a ballet barre and mirrors. It was a fairly easy project. It is a good workout and fun. I pull the cars out into the driveway crank up the tunes and have a bitchin good workout. Sometimes I just cannot go work out at a club. Not enough privacy when I am really stressed.If mens want to watch me move, they an buy a g.d.ticket.

If only I could handle the stress of building a new house my ideal house would have a three-four car garage with studio space about the garage.

Dealing with contractors in a resort town is a g.d nightmare. I cannot even tell you how many people get divorced in the process of building out here.

I need that g.d. POLE for stress relief.
(sophomorice double entendre)

TRANSLATION FOR MEN:
I ALREADY HAVE A POLE INSTALLED IN MY GARAGE. I USE IT. I LOVE DOING INVERTS.

Did you also get installed one of those bucket dealies from Flashdance or Carrie for whens you get extra-hott?

Angelina_Jelly
10-27-2006, 01:20 AM
Did you also get installed one of those bucket dealies from Flashdance or Carrie for whens you get extra-hott?

heh. good questions.I have a hose in the garage in case it gets too hot but I usually head up to the shower.
It is all about the upper body and core strength. And it is fun!

Nobody in my neighborhood knows that I have this. I never keep my garage door open. When I am workin the pole, it is on my time.

Hole In Face
10-27-2006, 01:30 AM
heh. good questions.I have a hose in the garage in case it gets too hot but I usually head up to the shower.
It is all about the upper body and core strength. And it is fun!

Nobody in my neighborhood knows that I have this. I never keep my garage door open. When I am workin the pole, it is on my time.



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Angelina_Jelly
10-27-2006, 02:27 AM
You have multiple cars?


two germans. is addictive.

What do you expect? I am isolated. All I do is work, train and spam this forum.
Spamming this forum keep me from buying stuff to attempt to fill the void. The life of a lawyer is fucking stressful and full of conflict. Yeah...success brings the material goods but it does not mean sh!t. Those that i have look slick but it is all a pathetic attempt to fill a void.

OK. that being said...I am outta here....for now.

I have been chastised for being a firt.

And Toby here needs both of my hands....

TobyBeau
10-27-2006, 08:00 AM
It is all about the upper body and core strength.

i love to work on my core at the gym... \\:D/

CommunistaCow
10-27-2006, 09:03 AM
Holy jeebus, virtually every thread is getting tawdry. Of course, not that I'm actually complaining, mind you.

BTW, Tesco is already being sued over this thing. It will be interesting to see what happens.

Hole In Face
10-27-2006, 10:03 AM
BTW, Tesco is already being sued over this thing. It will be interesting to see what happens.

Are you for real? Where did you hear/see/read this at?

EDIT - I thought I read "Tabasco"... Nevermind....

Angelina_Jelly
10-27-2006, 10:11 AM
Are you for real? Inside joke, right?

PLEASE..now is the time to turn this thread into a PHS bit.

Peoples---do tell me a Steve Bosell story as to why he would sue Tesco about this kiddie pole.Just make it up. I am easliy amused....

Ok...go!

TobyBeau
10-27-2006, 10:16 AM
Steve Bosell sues Tesco on accounta he wedged one after doing a cannonball into a pool where slutty lil kids were playing with poles.

The BYP
10-27-2006, 10:18 AM
I would say he was watching Cliff Pettigrew's daughter on the pole and was observed by Cliff sporting wood, and now Steve is suing the manufacturer of the pole AND his bicycle pants ( the real cause of his boner)

Angelina_Jelly
10-27-2006, 10:30 AM
A+ guys. Keep it going... This is the funny for why we iz here.
:rofl: :tipofthecap: :thumbsup:

Dean W.
10-27-2006, 11:45 AM
Steve buys the pole for his daughters birthday party. (something wrong right there). He comes home from his Country Line Dancing class and finds the package at his door. He rushes in and starts to install it in the living room. Being a very, very hot day he has the sliding glass door open, and since no ones home takes off his pants and is just wearing his boots, spurs, and leather vest. After installing it he decides to make sure it's sturdy enough for the kids. So he puts on his favorite Garth Brooks CD and starts to slow dance the pole. His next door neighbor, Roy Hutchins catches a glimpse of this and starts making a video to post on YouTube. Steve is getting a little turned on with the music & his dancing and gets semi-aroused. Just then his wife and 2 of her friends walk in and start busting up laughing at him.

Steve is now suing his Wife, the manufacture of the Pole, his Neighbor, YouTube, and Garth Brooks.

Jdiggity Dee
10-27-2006, 02:13 PM
heh. good questions.I have a hose in the garage in case it gets too hot but I usually head up to the shower.
It is all about the upper body and core strength. And it is fun!

Nobody in my neighborhood knows that I have this. I never keep my garage door open. When I am workin the pole, it is on my time.

Sure AJ, maybe no people in your neighborhood know about your private dancing but I bet the sasquatch, ie Big Feet, are lined up peeking in the garage door windows.

123 Ass Kick Street
10-27-2006, 06:10 PM
that reminds me of a margaret gray bit..
:rofl: That is such a great bit! The exchange she has with the woman at the end is HILARIOUS!

TobyBeau
10-27-2006, 06:18 PM
:rofl: That is such a great bit! The exchange she has with the woman at the end is HILARIOUS!

remember the date? maybe i'll rack it on kblo