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Boss
10-09-2006, 07:55 PM
I'm not sure if this is better of worse than monkeys flying out of your ass. I suppose it sucks on both counts.



October 09, 2006 12:00am
Article from: The Australian


A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

the deta
10-09-2006, 08:14 PM
PSH!!! Every time i eat Buffalo Chicken Snadwiches, Hot wings, and Jalepeno Poppers, i wake up the next morning and shoot lightning out my ass, aint noone ever done a story about me.

Boss
10-09-2006, 08:16 PM
I'm guessing whoever followed you in the bathroom after that meal might not think that was lightning.:poop:

the deta
10-09-2006, 08:17 PM
I live alone..... thank god.

TobyBeau
10-09-2006, 08:48 PM
people that drink out of taps are dumber than dogs. just sayin...

Hole In Face
10-09-2006, 10:28 PM
Australian... Rubber shoes... Yep, she deserved it.

Mr. Irrelevant
10-09-2006, 10:46 PM
What? No video? This thread sucks!

No offense Boss... it's not you, it's the fact that no one caught it on camera that pisses me off.

:tipofthecap:

brooksy556
10-10-2006, 05:09 AM
On a side note- her boyfriend got 3rd degree burns on his well, you know. Moral of the story, don't bend your girl over the sink during a lightning storm.

CommunistaCow
10-10-2006, 11:14 AM
Boss, I imagine that the guy who ate 247 jalapenos at the State Fair this past weekend has a similar story to tell.

:poop:

AB
10-10-2006, 11:56 AM
Hmmm hot piece of ass. I'm just saying...

Dr. P
10-10-2006, 01:07 PM
On a side note- her boyfriend got 3rd degree burns on his well, you know. Moral of the story, don't bend your girl over the sink during a lightning storm.

That's a risk you just gotta man up and take sometimes.

Franks n Beans
10-10-2006, 11:03 PM
Hence a new term is born...I'm shiting lightening bolts!
:poop:

The Dude
10-12-2006, 08:42 AM
"A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body."


OH God...this one sentence made me laugh so hard that I almost shat meself.

On a side note, it is being reported that her husband's nickname for his "johnson" is Lightning.

Mr. Irrelevant
10-12-2006, 03:16 PM
I hope she doesn't listen to Coast to Coast AM. Everytime Art does that Thunderstorm sound effect, she'd be likely to piss her self and start sucking her thumb for the next 3 hours.