"Screech" from saved by the bell sex tape

[Darth Hall]

Screech does a Dirty Sanchez?


He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.


Everyone who remembers Dustin Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.


We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."


The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell."


Link (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html)

[Mini Dickman]

Holy Jesus.

[Walter_Bellhaven]

Wow I figured it would have been 2 dudes on the tape with him.

[Booze]

Has anybody got videotape of him being mangled in a car wreck?

[KungFuJesus]

Has anybody got videotape of him being mangled in a car wreck?

I wish
lmao lmao lmao

[the deta]

He was on stern a while back, screech said he had a really big dong.

[mysticllama]

After the special to raise money to save his house had to be pulled due to the fact that the producers couldn't find any proof that his house needed 'saving', he had to do something else to stay in the limelight I guess.

Pathetic.

[Booze]

After the special to raise money to save his house had to be pulled due to the fact that the producers couldn't find any proof that his house needed 'saving', he had to do something else to stay in the limelight I guess.

Pathetic.

Yeh. It's sad to see a once noble man reduced to this.

[the deta]

Yeh. It's sad to see a once noble man reduced to this.


Lee did they have "saved by the bell" over yonder?"

[Booze]

Lee did they have "saved by the bell" over yonder?"

Yep. Thank you all so much for that & Barney the fucking Dinosaur.

[the deta]

USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!

[Cliff Pettigrew]

Yep. Thank you all so much for that & Barney the fucking Dinosaur.

Lets make a deal, you take back the Wiggles and Teletubbies and we'll take back Barney.

Gaaaaawwwwwddd!

[Booze]

Lets make a deal, you take back the Wiggles and Teletubbies and we'll take back Barney.

Gaaaaawwwwwddd!

Done. But you have to take Madonna back as well. She's running around shooting grouse, wearing tweed jackets & generally making a tit of herself. Its getting right on my nerves.

[CommunistaCow]

This thread has brought forth waaaaay too much info. If I were to actually click on the link and see Screech doing the nasty, I believe that I'd end up in a Tibetan monastery practicing celibacy for the rest of my days.

[Cliff Pettigrew]

Done. But you have to take Madonna back as well. She's running around shooting grouse, wearing tweed jackets & generally making a tit of herself. Its getting right on my nerves.

yaaa, sorry bout that, but she did marry a Brit, so your gonna have to live with her.

nailedup <<<<<inspired by Madonna?

[Dr. P]

I bet he's on the recieving end of that dirty Sanchez!

[the deta]

Dirty Sanchez?!?!? thats so old. He shoulda busted out a Screeching ScareCrow.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Notice that most of the SBTB actors went "slut" in their respective careers after the show?

Jesse... Showgirls and Any Given Sunday (Where her character banged the bajeeezus outta Pacino.)

Kelly... Skank and/or bitch on a number of made for TV movies, as well as playing the role of a colossal skank on 90210.

Lisa... Was in a few rapper video's... as a SKANK!

Screech... His new sex tape.

That leaves us with Zack and Slayter... I don't know of any dirt on them. But I bet one of them is still in the closet and the other is just a no talent ass clown. I'll let someone else give the analysis on who is which.

[CommunistaCow]

Savvy, I'm really impressed that you've kept up with this stuff so closely. :gay: :poke:

[Belasco]

I wonder how much capital he had to put up to get the two girls?

I'd have more respect for him if he gave one of the girls an Angry Pirate and the other a Chili Dog.

[The Dude]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4013/dustinisahackqt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

['Gloid Bonafide]

American Cultural Imperialism (tm).

['Gloid Bonafide]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4013/dustinisahackqt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

It's not brown enough. Unless he ate spinach...

[TheWagesofSin]

All I know about Screech is that me and my high school buddies met him at the Roxy in Hollywood-we were callin' him Screech and he asked us not to call him Screech, that his name is Dustin or whatever, but we were really drunk and we forgot and we kept calling him Screech as he stared at us with a sickly smile on his face. True story.

[Darth Hall]

4. Illegal content is not permitted. Copyrighted material of any kind, including files or links to PHS AUDIO, pornographic images, images containing nudity or anything "not safe for work," or images containing illegal or inappropriate content are not permitted.

[nate]

Reason: eww

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