Talk like a Pirate Day, with translator.

[Boss]

September 19th is "Talk like a Pirate Day". Here's an official translator to help out.

Translations - Ahoy, september 19th is "Talk like a Pirate Day". Har's an official translator t' help out.
Aye, me parrot concurs.

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

[TedBellLover]

ARRRRGH! Prepare to be boarded from astern, ye scurvy dogs!!!-
Savvy?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Ahoy, somehow Me get the feelin' that Etathed is goin' t' dig this. Gar.

[The Dude]

Arrr, you know what you look like t' me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustlin' rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has gi'en you some length o' bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, be you, Agent Starlin'?

And that accent you''e tried so desperately t' shed? Pure West 'irginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink o' the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblin's in the back seats o' cars... while you could only dream o' gettin' out... gettin' anywhar... gettin' all the way t' the F-B-Aye! Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[CommunistaCow]

Ahoy, be you hot? Women find me 'ery sessy. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Aye, tis' all about sa'in' li'es. Aye, me parrot concurs.