The Official Video Game Discussion Thread

[melon]

Boston Market blew. Both the player and the restaurant.

Tomorrow's the big day! Street Fighter IV!!

[Nickenheiser]

lemme know man, we'll get some brawling gong, im getting my legit copy by noon on tuesday

[the deta]

Street Fighter lmao lmao lmao

Hey man, you ever play Galaga? Its AWESOME!

[Spooner]

Check out Mr. NES acting like he's got fresh games. Ahhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Hey, Ed ... you're still on Galaxian -- Galaga's comin' yer way in 2012.

[melon]

fHAK5DDNF3k

Here ya go Ed. You can grab a copy on the black market.

[Spooner]

Strap on those Snow Jordans, negro, and rappel down from that outcrop, head "into town" and see if you can get one at the A&P. Maybe trade in your copy of E.T. Don't forget to bring your beaver pelts & chickens -- you know they don't know what cash is there.

[Spooner]

Here are some of the sweet things Ed's picking up today "in town":


Ed's sweet Jag sticks...
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/364/jaguarsticksqd9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ed's sweet aftermarket Virtual Boy...
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2231/virtualstonerjn7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ed's sweet new 5200 sticks...
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9045/5200controllerks6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ed's sweet new Gizmondo -- handheld, baby!! OH, yeahhhh! ...
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9167/gizmondomb4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And, of course, Ed's sweet Tiger console (still has the ol' tagger on it)...
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/338/tigerunityo5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Nickenheiser]

'Poo-hoooo-hooon!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: AAAAAAAAAHAKLSJFDLAKDHFL:KAJKLHAAA!

VidEd's grill peeking under the Virtual Stoner!! AHHAHAHAHAAAA!! its like them seeds are pop'n right in ya EYES!


gotta give him credit though, he went next-Gen with his sweet new 64-bit rig
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Atari_jaguar4.jpg

[melon]

This guy the other day was telling me how sweet the Atari Jaguar was. How it was the greatest system ever made. Some quotes: "Dude, it had true 64-bit graphics!", "The controller has 17 buttons!", "All my friends were talking shit about the JAguar, but after they played it they wanted to borrow it from me."

[Nickenheiser]

jesus, what a deluded douche.

i bet they couldnt wait to borrow this one!
http://www1.linkclub.or.jp/~clubey/wolf.gifs/jaguar%20graphics/jagwolf.snap8.jpg

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao And there's no moving forward or backward -- just left & right scrolling. OH, yeahhh!!!

Ed's truly a trailblazer of cutting-edge videya-game entertainment. He's like the Groundhog -- the industry eagerly awaits his emergence from his mountain shack and announces where he believes the industry is going next. Ed rules.

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao And there's no moving forward or backward -- just left & right scrolling. OH, yeahhh!!!

Ed's truly a trailblazer of cutting-edge videya-game entertainment. He's like the Groundhog -- the industry eagerly awaits his emergence from his mountain shack and announces where he believes the industry is going next. Ed rules.

You said it. FOr thos of you interested i am currently plying FIFA 08.

[Spooner]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

1908?

[the deta]

lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Sav! lmao lmao lmao :rofl:

[Spooner]

Oh, shit ... just had the most epic kill I've ever gotten on COD4. Me & The Savs were on Bog, and I'd just taken out a copter and had one RPG left (with Boombastic on it, 'course) and on a lark, I launched it towards the anthill at B. I watch the rocket hover above the ground and corkscrew up towards the apex of the hill, and just as it gets there, some dillhole jumps and catches my rocket RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING FACE!!

I screamed howling and Sav goes, "DUDE, I FUCKIN' SAW THAT!! The fag jumped up and caught it with her face like a dog catching a frisbee!!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl:

Sav said her body did a few cartwheels for her efforts.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Dude, I swear that rocket flew into her mouth and stretched out the back of her head a good 5 feet, just like in Tom n' Jerry! lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Ya know, a few of us should get one of those hilarious UFC games and get some classic cage fights workin'. I'll be Bas Rutten, and you guys can all be Josh Koschek.

:rofl:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

"Digga-da, digga-da, digga-da... Dats how it's done!" lmao lmao

[melon]

UFC Undisputed (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/ufc2009undisputed/index.html?tag=result;title;0)

[Spooner]

Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit!! :rofl:

I'm rentin' it! Who else is down? This could be HUGE laughs!

[melon]

It's not out yet, the release date in still unknown.

[Belasco]

Anybody played the GTA4 expansion yet (The Lost and the Damned)? How is it?

[TheWagesofSin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNCSxaC8U_c
jNCSxaC8U_c

[Booze]

Anybody played the GTA4 expansion yet (The Lost and the Damned)? How is it?

I've got it. I was on the verge of digging the old game out for a wander around Liberty City, so the release was great timing for me & I'm enjoying it. They've got rid of the bollocks where you have to drive all the way back across the city to have another bash at a mission, which is nice. But you kind of feel like you can't just leave your bike & jump in a cab to save time, as you're supposed to be a mean biker dude. And it would upset Paulie the Werepig off that show on the telly.

Hey Ed... I know your dealer lets you play his Xbox while he's bagging up your tinderwood. You played this yet?

I give it a B+, btw.

[AngerRadio]

IM still playing and enjoying the hell out of Fallout 3.

67 hours Level 20.

[melon]

It's a great game. Have you played the DLC for Fallout 3?

[AngerRadio]

Not yet.

[The Larry]

I recently dumped my PS2 for a XBOX 360, GTA4 is the shit. I laughed my ass off when the spick burger guy goes, "Burgers, fresh yesterday!" I love picking fights with him.

[The BYP]

So, in summation, You haven't made it past the spick burger guy yet.

[The Larry]

So, in summation, You haven't made it past the spick burger guy yet.

Nah he's easy pickins, now I'm stuck in Northern gardens, smashing cop cars.

[Belasco]

Have you found the white cane yet?

[The Larry]

Have you found the white cane yet?

No sir.

[Taco Teo]

I'm curious as to how you play video games, Larry. I mean, I understand how you do stuff on the computer with that program, but video games? I don't get it?

[The BYP]

I'm curious as to how you play video games, Larry. I mean, I understand how you do stuff on the computer with that program, but video games? I don't get it?

I think someone is just handing him a controller and turning on old Chico and the man episodes.

[Taco Teo]

:rofl:

[The Larry]

I'm curious as to how you play video games, Larry. I mean, I understand how you do stuff on the computer with that program, but video games? I don't get it?

I follow by sound. It takes a while to get a feel for the controls, but it's really easy.

[Belasco]

You should use the same method if you ever attempt cunnilingus.

[TheWagesofSin]

I'm curious as to how you play video games, Larry. I mean, I understand how you do stuff on the computer with that program, but video games? I don't get it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODCBj6lR4Us
ODCBj6lR4Us

[The Larry]

Super Mario Bros, aa such memories of getting hit by the fireball in level whatever the hell number it was, those damn tubes at the end of the second level were a little uncalled for in my book, why couldn't he just move on to the next level, like he did in the first level? Robot chicken did a great sketch that combines Super Mario Bros with the Grand Theft Auto series, it's from the season 2 episode "Lust For Puppets", I'd highly recommend it.

[Spooner]

I think someone is just handing him a controller and turning on old Chico and the man episodes.

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Hole In Face]

You should use the same method if you ever attempt cunnilingus.


:rofl:

[Booze]

I follow by sound. It takes a while to get a feel for the controls, but it's really easy.

Hey Larry, what video game was this sound from?

"Boing. Woof! Boing. Woof! Boing. Woof!"

I'll give you a clue. It came out in 1987 & Ed completed it last week.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

^^^^^lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Say Larry, tell me what this video game sound is from....

"fap... fap... fap... fap... fap.... fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap.... oh yeah, right there, right there, yes, yes, fap fap fap fap, whooooo whooooo, huuuuuh huuuuuuh, fap fap fap.... oh-my-goooooood!!! JeerrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrghghghgfhfdhthaaaaa aaaa!!!!"

Here's a clue... you do this all the time in real life.

[TheWagesofSin]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Ugh...you guys are killing me. I can't imagine Larry has this much fun on the Bubba Love Sponge site.

[The Larry]

^^^^^lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Say Larry, tell me what this video game sound is from....

"fap... fap... fap... fap... fap.... fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap.... oh yeah, right there, right there, yes, yes, fap fap fap fap, whooooo whooooo, huuuuuh huuuuuuh, fap fap fap.... oh-my-goooooood!!! JeerrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrghghghgfhfdhthaaaaa aaaa!!!!"

Here's a clue... you do this all the time in real life.

Masturbating.

[The Larry]

Hey Larry, what video game was this sound from?

"Boing. Woof! Boing. Woof! Boing. Woof!"

I'll give you a clue. It came out in 1987 & Ed completed it last week.

Sex with a dog.

[Belasco]

You have a sick mind, Larry.

[melon]

Me and N-wordHeiser just took turns kicking each others asses at Street Fighter IV. I could take him when he used the gay fighters. (El Fuente and Dhalsims slow ass.) But he brought some serious heat with Ken and Sagat. He beat me about 6 of 10 matches.

[Spooner]

Man, I laughed about as hard as ever playin' a free-rollin' game of GTAIV with Nword-Heiser. We spawn by this building; he's lookin' for my ass; I climb about seven ladders to get up on the roof and find a copter. I create a lunar eclipse, the blades wailin', and all I hear is Puffington go, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... PLEASE tell me that's not YOU in that copter..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Then he tries to hop into it -- he gets it about three feet off the ground and he got fully 2nd-Amendment'ed with my AK ... right in the puss. :rofl: :rofl:

We've GOTTA get more choads in on that and play "Niggee Stole My Bird" -- whoever can get that bird airborne all the way wins. It's no easy task. lmao lmao lmao lmao What a riot.

[Nickenheiser]

last few hours have been HUGE for XBL laughs!!

in the new Street Fighter you earn titles and little icons to add to your profile (think prestige icons and clan tags on COD). they have a bunch of preset titles you earn and Melon not only earned the title "Half Baked" he selected it from a list of 400 and attached it to his streetfighter profile!!! lmao lmao lmao that was amazing. we gotta get some more matches in onna these days melon, that was some great shit. Melon has Guile DOWN! i think i got flash kicked about 42 times. his Blanka is no joke neither... i remember him using the huge sumo dude E.Honda and finishing me my full on SLAPPING my jap chick across the face for a slow mo KO!! :rofl:

'POON!!-- i see my mini map and your icon fucking tearing across the map.. im trying to figure out what youve done till i hear- "WHUUD-DUP-WHUUD-DUP-WHUUD-DUP-WHUUD-DUP-WHUUD-DUP!" dude i look up... spoons found the bird and has it hovering above my head.... starts screamlaughing and tilts the tip towards me as i blow 40 rounds into his cockpit. biggest laugh all fucking day! lmao lmao
yeah assholes, rent youself some GTA4, get the new lost and damned, and start rolling. this game has tons of potential!

[Spooner]

Oh, for reals. I can't even IMAGINE the gales of chortles we'd have with Booze, Melon, & The Sav all rollin' in that bitch, too.

I've already got a Molotov cocktail waitin' for Booze's passenger window. FLUH-BOOOM!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Niggeeheiser gets in his ride and I pick that bitch up through the passenger window with one of my copter skids and just drop him in the ocean. Oh Christ!! :rofl: It's ON.

[Nickenheiser]

lmao dude after we called the 2min ceasefire and i was riding bitch in that jacked sedan-- i was just waaaaiting for a moment where you would be driving fast enough for me to dive out and spray the car with ak bullets

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao ... I loved when you hopped in my whip and the second you saw some pedestrians, your dude just curled his arm over the top of the roof and started greasing people non-stop. lmao lmao lmao lmao GTA multi rules ass.

[Booze]

Ohhhh shit. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Okay fellas, we have got to play this to-fucking-DAY.

[Spooner]

Oh, just PAGE me, limey ... there's no way we're gonna get bigger laughs on an XBL game. Not possible.

The first time N-wordHeiser tried to run me over in his fuckin' El Camino, I side-stepped that shit at the last second like a matador and pumped my AK into his dome through the back window. I third-world'ed his ass. Ahhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Booze]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What time does that stoner wake up?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Nick is basically on the same schedule as you, Limey.

[Nickenheiser]

usually 9-11am im baking up, send them PMs

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Don't forget about that midday nap that starts up at around 11:30am. ;-)

[the deta]

Nick is basically on the same schedule as you, Limey.

Yeah, "vacation."

[Nickenheiser]

Don't forget about that midday nap that starts up at around 11:30am. ;-)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 'least my naps are free of COD dreams!


ed: its "holiday"

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao you're right.

[Spooner]

Puff's avatar still kills me ... I don't think anyone can find a bigger douche than that dickhead, not even in the douchebag thread. Nope sir.

[Nickenheiser]

Riff Raff
http://www.mtv.com/onair/from_gs_to_gents/season_2/photos/cast_2/Horst.jpg

"eeet wuz wyld, guuz dwopp'n pan'eez on stage, cwayzee, EET wuz cWAYZEE!"

[melon]

His appearance is comical to me.

[Nickenheiser]

im sure you see those fags all the time melon, hes a "mixtape rapper" from houston, tx. i swear man- east coast, west coast, midwest, them atlanta dirty south queers... none of them have ANYTHING on these TX "thugs" they are about the worst looking group of people on the planet

[Mr. Irrelevant]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 'least my naps are free of COD dreams!

uh... well.... shut up, man!

<cries>

[Nickenheiser]

<cries> lmao lmao lmao lmao


hey COD is "set" for holiday 09

from IGN
February 11, 2009 - During its fourth quarter financial conference call on Wednesday, Activision Blizzard revealed that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is due out this holiday season. This is the project that Infinity Ward has been working on, and it sounds like a direct sequel to its 2007 blockbuster hit.

Last year's Call of Duty: World at War, which was developed by Treyarch, was one of the year's biggest selling games, and helped in Activision's better-than-expected profits in the fourth quarter. This is in sharp contrast to the losses reported by the company's competitors.

[Booze]

Holiday '09? You'll have to be more specific. As Ed will tell ya, that could mean virtually anytime for me.

[Nickenheiser]

4/20/09

[melon]

im sure you see those fags all the time melon, hes a "mixtape rapper" from houston, tx. i swear man- east coast, west coast, midwest, them atlanta dirty south queers... none of them have ANYTHING on these TX "thugs" they are about the worst looking group of people on the planet

We have Paul Wall. He's not as over the top as that fag, but he always shows his teef/grill with that fuckin' grin he does. (see my avatar)

[Nickenheiser]

yeah, hes a character for sure, "Paaowl Wooawl duh gwwaayt baybuh"- what a jerk. only good niggeetunes to come from texas is UGK.

[Booze]

Anyone fancy some GTA multiplayer action?

[Spooner]

We were all good yesterday, since you were gung-ho ... Sav, Belasco, & Melon all rented copies yesterday, but they had to return them.

I'iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim KIDDING.


Hell's yeah, Booze. I'll be down at 6:30 PST if you can squeeze in a couple rounds before Bedfordshire. Lemme know, slut. :tip:

[Booze]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Look, if you fuckers can't make the effort to get on XBL at 6am PST, I dunno what to tell ya.

6:30 might be a bit too rich for old Booze's blood, but if I'm still up I'll look out for ya.

[Spooner]

Booze, seriously, negro -- just text me, and I'll rally the rest of the troops. I'm down anytime, daddy -- except 6AM. :tip:

[melon]

Here's the review for Killzone 2 for PS3. I'll be grabblin' that tomorrah.

http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/killzone2/review.html?tag=topslot;thumb;1

...and next weej: Tom Clancy HAWX

[Spooner]

I'll be pickin' it up, too, Melon. We've GOT to figure out how to do two-player co-op on that shitty-ass PS3!

:tip:

[Spooner]

Dude, just watched that whole video -- that looks WAY better than Resistance 2 -- all the way. I'll be gettin' on ma lunch break. OH yeah.

Melon, have you played that something-or-other Adventure game (some choad's name) -- it's supposed to be huge, but I can never rent it 'cause all these little faggots rent the whopping ONE FUCKING COPY and then keep it forever. Assholes.

[Spooner]

Shiiiiiiiiit. Me & Booze had a WAY early GTA IV multiplayer session this mornin'. We hopped into a game full of fags (and a few lifer fags, too) ... it was chaos.

If we can just get TWO more of you homos to at least *rent* the sumbitch, we can hit it. Hell, you don't even need to buy the extension game -- we can all just roll with the standard GTA IV multi and it's all the same. The laughs are incomparable.

[Nickenheiser]

let me know if i need to set my alarm tonight.

[Spooner]

I'm hoppin' on for some COD ... I basically rated a day off, and I need my "exercise." OH yeah.

[melon]

Spoons, the next PS3 update is "rumored" to include private chat.

"Uncharted" is the name of that adventure game. There is a demo on PSN that you can download. I like it alot, it's a cross between Gears of War (with the cover shooting) and Tomb Raider. The controls are great on this game.

As far as Killzone 2, many people are saying that it's the best looking game what's ever been. The online-multi is getting great reviews too.

[Spooner]

Did you pick yers up yet, hooker?

[Belasco]

I've got GTA4 and have played... maybe... 14 minutes of it. I need to break that bitch out again.

[Spooner]

We're tryin' to get a big SFJ multi goin' on that, Diddy. Let us know when you hook it up. :tip:

[melon]

Did you pick yers up yet, hooker?

oh yeah. I also picked up a poker game for 360.

[Nickenheiser]

which one man?

[melon]

World Championship Poker: All In

[Nickenheiser]

lmao lmao lmao we've all got 3 different hold em games!
ive got WSOP 08
'Poon has WSOP 07 (i think)
and youve got WCP

[Spooner]

Yeah -- we've GOT to all get the same Hold 'Em game, goddammit!! lmao lmao lmao SERIOUSLY!!

I need to go grab my copy of Kill Zone before the night's over, but who's down for some fag-killin' in the meantime? Melonowski? Niggerheiser? Savincci?

[Nickenheiser]

yeeeah, be on 'round 5:30

[melon]

Yo Spoonage, not only are there Wings and Bob Seger tracks for GH4, but the SRV album "Texas Flood" is being released for Rock Band. :tip:

http://kotaku.com/5161211/rock-band-getting-a-texas-flood-next-week

[Spooner]

Dude, you're not gonna believe what else has just been announced ... I'm ALL over it, man. OH yeahhhh.

http://www.gameinformer.com/announcements/activisi...ong_pack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8HKstBeSFI)

I love how they never put the exact date, though. Fuckers.

[melon]

ME and the Spoon had a classic GH3 battle last night. The first two songs I handle him pretty easy. Then on "Welcome to the Jungle" he dominates 90% of the song, and I creep up at the end and squeek by in a photo finish.
Well, I could have left as a champion for the night but I accept a best of 3 rematch, where Spooner proceeds to hand me my ass on "Knights of Cydonia" and "Number of The Beast."

[Spooner]

Melon GH battles are like the old Celts/Lakers championship games -- it can go either way on any night, and that motherfucker ALWAYS makes me laugh while I'm playin'. I think it's a tactic. As soon as a song gets squirrelly, he starts in with that half-baked whimper laugh, and then I start laughing, and then as he laughs, he busts out a 2-minute 8x streak and I watch that fuckin' meter just MOB over to the right.

He knows what songs I blow ass on, so he always picks 'em. I do the same. lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl: Always a blast, man. You just need to GET GH4 BACK, NEGRO!!!!!!!!

[melon]

Tom Clancy HAWX came out today. Anyone pick it up?

[Spooner]

I've gotta finish that demo first. Melon, PLEASE tell me we can do air combat in first-person. If so, I'm grabbin' it, negro ... and it's ON.

:tip:

[melon]

Just finish the tutorial on the demo and it switches to first-person*, after that the side view is optional.

*By first person i mean behind the jet, i'm not sure if there's a inside the cock-pit view.

[the deta]

Shit, there has to be an in cockpit view. Christ i just picked up Top Gun and its got it.

[Spooner]

Does Elephant Jumping on Trampoline have a trunk view, Ed?

[melon]

THere is a cockpit view.

[melon]

Here's the GH4 DLC for March:


The European Track Pack 03 -- Available March 5
"Break It Out" by Vanilla Sky
"In the Shadows" by The Rasmus
"C'est Comme Ca" by Les Rita Mitsouko

The European Track Pack 04 -- Available March 19
"What Have You Done" by Within Temptation
"Hier Kommt Alex" by Die Toten Hosen
"Carolina" by M-Clan

The Jimi Hendrix Track Pack 02 -- Available March 19
"Freedom"
"Angel"
"Foxey Lady (Live)"

The Queen Track Pack -- Available March 26
"We Are The Champions"
"Fat Bottomed Girls"
"C-lebrity"

"James Bond Theme" -- Available March 26

That stupid Toten Hoser song was on GH3 and Rock Band, whats up with these repeats. Jesus

[Pull Out Method]

WOOOOOHOOOOO! I gets me some Within Temptation? Sweet Go! Too bad they don't have an older song.

[Spooner]

Well, look at the bright side, Melon: At least they've got Jet by Wings, and there's always Stranglehold. lmao lmao lmao

[melon]

WOOOOOHOOOOO! I gets me some Within Temptation? Sweet Go! Too bad they don't have an older song.

I don't know if your being sarcastic, but yea WT is sweet.

[Pull Out Method]

Not at all, I loves me some WT. I would really like to play something from an earlier album, like Enter.


Gaming story for the night. I went to GameStop tonight to burn through some giftcards. As soon as we walked in my kid puked all over the floor. Good times. It was even better watching the teenaged fags clean it up while I window shopped then left empty handed.

[melon]

Not at all, I loves me some WT. I would really like to play something from an earlier album, like Enter.


Gaming story for the night. I went to GameStop tonight to burn through some giftcards. As soon as we walked in my kid puked all over the floor. Good times. It was even better watching the teenaged fags clean it up while I window shopped then left empty handed.

lmao You kept shopping! I woulda bolted that place.

[Pull Out Method]

Hells yes I kept shopping. I sent him out to get in the car with his mother and resumed by business. I don't like to buy from that store anyway, I was just in the neighborhood, and was looking to pick up RE4. They didn't have it.

[Spooner]

POM, did you tell 'em you're the King of Kong on SFJ? That'll get 'em to clean up that hurl a little faster: "Hey, you missed a spot, fuckhole!"

[melon]

Yeah, Gamestop blows. They've been ripping people off (including their employees) for years.

RE4 is good but 5 comes out the 13th.

[Pull Out Method]

I should have, I doubt they even know who Steve Weibe is.

I would love to run into Billy Mitchell someday on the street just so I could make fun of him. I do believe I could make him cry. Something about his personality just screams "Pussy".

[Pull Out Method]

I've never played through 4 though and have heard good reviews from everybody. Plus, I only have the system for faggots. Isn't 5 only on 360 and ps3?

[Booze]

POM, did you tell 'em you're the King of Kong on SFJ? That'll get 'em to clean up that hurl a little faster: "Hey, you missed a spot, fuckhole!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If you was Dr Orfannkyl, POM, they'd go out & clean yr windscreen as well.

[melon]

Rock Band: Beatles to come out 9/9/09
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6205636.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;8

Guitar Hero: Greatest Hits in June.
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6205649.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;11


(rumor)Guitar Hero 5, Van Halen in '09?

\http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/rumor-control/909119209/26803315/activision-rocking-out-van-halen-band-hero-guitar-hero-5-in-09.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;1

[Spooner]

Melon, you should seriously apply to work at some kind of video game publication. Or at least a tester. You're like the Carnac of gamin'.

[Spooner]

'Sget some gamin' on, fags. Who's down?!!

[Spooner]

The angry kraut kid ain't got nothin' on *this* fag.

Happy Gilmore plays Hayla 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0u8wt_5FMg&feature=related
F0u8wt_5FMg

[melon]

lmao lmao lmao "Go fist yourself faggit"

[Spooner]

You fuckers missed THEEEEEEEEEEEEE best-ever Melon "GODDAMMIT!" ever heard in the hixtory of mankind.

We were playin' Train Kept a Rollin' on Aerosmith GH, and it was neck & neck. All of a sudden, Melon shoots his 8x wad RIGHT when there's like a 20-bar break of dead silence ... I can't describe the reaction he had as he sees his fret board turn blue, but with NO NOTES FOR DAYS!!! He just goes, "GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT!!!"

I laughed so hard I couldn't EVEN fuckin' breathe!!! Oh, that guy's too much!!

[Spooner]

I'm tellin' ya, you cheap assholes need to get on XBL. Fuckin' HOLE, who MADE this thread and never posts in it, ain't even on the shiznit. 'Sco, fags!

Anyway, me, The Sav, & Melon were gettin' in our usual COD4 trigger time, and Sav was gettin' real pissed that other people were "squeezin' off their copters" before he could get his off.

Finally, one last one comes out, and Sav goes (with NO trace of humor), "God DAMMIT! That *BETTER* be MY COPTER openin' a can!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl: :rofl: (I almost passed out). He also named a guy "Billy Ocean" and "Top Ramen" .... lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Oh, man, kids ... that was a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE session!!

We had my Newfie buddy come in (and he's not only good, but he communicates sweet -- always tells us where the fags are hiding). Then we had a private match wherein Sav shot me ONCE and fragged me about 48 times (FAG). lmao lmao lmao lmao

That's it, man. I'm loading up my boombastics next private match -- and they're all goin' in your pants, slut. We gotta roll with that squad way more often. I think Newfie was lovin' it, too. :tip:

[Nickenheiser]

"YEEEAAAAH! nice mic last round FAAAAGGIT!!"

juskiddens-makersrollswithfloralplates-kittehs-jkagain-youdidntjointtheparty-melonslaugh-youwaitedaweekforyourovernightpizzas-savcantsqueezeoffhiscopter

[Spooner]

I didn't kill that party, stoner ... the Newfie's fucked-up connection did. lmao

[Spooner]

We're gonna start videotaping our COD4 exploits, so you can all see and hear Sav's antics (and N-wordHesier, Booze, & Melon).

To explain, having someone throw a C4 bag on your personage (much less on your grille) is more unlikely than getting a royal flush in poker. It just NEVER happens. Sav goes APE one night, 'cause some 10-year-old choad casually tossed a C4 bag (with a red blinking light on the bag) right on his face, then took out his clicker and asploded The Sav to smithereens. He was PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED!!!

We all died laughing. Today, we finally asked him to retell the story. Here's what he said:

"Dude!! I don't even REMEMBER it!! I just know that when it happened, it felt like an earthquake hit my house, and the fag what tossed it at my grille was wearing a feather boa and big Elton John glasses... he just tossed it casually at my face like you'd toss a new book on the coffee table when you get home from Barnes & Noble."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :rofl: x1000000000 We all about had coronaries from laughing so fucking hard. You fags really gotta get into this game, you cheap, anti-social cretins.

[the deta]

Oh boy. Can't wait. Woo Hoo.

[Spooner]

Oh boy. Can't wait. Woo Hoo.

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Yeah, you go have a blast all by your lonesome, Ed.


:grillz:

[Pull Out Method]

lmao lmao lmao

that is a thing of beauty. I want one.

[Spooner]

Drop yer pricks and grab yer sticks, fags! Early-morning rounds! 'Sco!!



...anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Baby Gumb? ...uhhh... Dogbert?

[the deta]

Well, who got Resident Evil 5?!?!?!?! I am looking forward to hearing some reviews! I heard the controls are shit, but most of the RE games have a goofy control feel.

[melon]

THe controls are great. Plays exactly like RE4, BUT you can strafe (thank go). I'll be getting that Friday. You down for some co-op Ed?

[the deta]

no sir, as i am sure you know, and trying to set me up so you all can laugh and poke fun, i do not have online access with my Xbox.

But i probably will get it, pending good reviews and play the 1Player campaign.

[Spooner]

If Ed had XBL (the techmology of which is just WAYYYYY too advanced for his "lifestyle"), friendly fire would HAVE to be turned on, and we'd just keep punking him in the face; puttin' LOADS of buckshot in his ass and reviving him just to put him down again like a horse; pushing him into hordes of zombies; and a LOT of Roxbury'ing him ...

Frankly, I can't see any reason you WOULDN'T get this happenin', Ed.

[melon]

My big worry about RE5 is having to escort that bitch around. If she dies, you die. Remember Gears of WAr when those asshole partners would run off like children and get kilt?
In the demo that axe dude ran her through and killed her instantly.

[the deta]

yeah i was unaware of this. Wasnt there a part in RE 4 that was similar? I hate having to take care of other people during games.

[melon]

There was some escorting in RE4. Your partner in 5 will be armed (you can even exchange weapons/ammo with them), but if the AI is dumb it could still be a problem.

[Spooner]

Ed, you stoner -- you couldn't take care of a goldfish (just a Pepperidge Farm one--about 10,000 of 'em).

[Spooner]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3941/picture5hrw.png (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture5hrw.png)
Just scored "Chasing Ghosts." OH yeahhhh.

Billy Mitchell's God.

[TheWagesofSin]

What? Off EZN? Oh...wait...

No, seriously, is it out on DVD or what?

[Spooner]

No. It was harder 'an a MOTHERFUCKER to get. I found a Demonoid torrent, and it finally came down. Make sure it has the words "Beyond the Arcade" in the title or you'll get a shitty-ass Michael Madsen flick.

[Spooner]

Here, kids ...

It's the only working torrent I know of ...

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1713897/8024513/

This one may come down much faster though (it's a UK one):

http://www.torrentz.com/files/...chasing_ghosts_beyondarcade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8HKstBeSFI)

[melon]

Fuck. Well played Spoon. Well played. =D&gt;

[Nickenheiser]

ive got one going (torrent) but only 4 seeds... sonofabitch.

[Spooner]

Melon!!!!! Willow!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!

:rofl: x100000000000000000000

[Spooner]

Fuck. Well played Spoon. Well played. =D&gt;

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7329/gotcha.jpg (http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gotcha.jpg)

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[TheWagesofSin]

Fuckin' A...perfect setup...very well played. Luckily I decided to read the whole thread before trying your link.

[Spooner]

^^Bullshit.



lol

[melon]

09's gonna be tHe summer of brawlin'!

FIght Night Round 4: out in July
http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?sku=200507

UFC Undisputed: out in May
http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?Product%5FID=71805

[The BYP]

Can't we all just get along?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00210/king-i_210877c.jpg

[Spooner]

I can tell ya right now, when the UFC game comes out, Niggerheiser's in for a Rodney King-style beatin' -- flyin' arm-bars, oma platas, crucifixes, ...an' EVERYTHING. lmao

(Speaking of Rodney; he's the ONLY motherfucker on that sweet Dr. Drew show who's gettin' his shit together. I like him.)

Now, we need a show where Reginald Denny gets to beat the living piss out of this Damian "Nerf Football" Williams with one of Maker's burnt steaks. I'll pay ta see that.

[Spooner]

**Melon story (not for Ed):

Me & Melon have been playin' a couple hours of co-op Resident Evil the last couple nights (and it's a gas, to be sure). So, one of the two a yuz has to be the bitch, and last night, Melon was the bitch. lmao lmao lmao

There's a scene where we're stuck in a dirt shit-yard, and about 20 negroes on dirtbikes come FLYIN' off jumps over the fenced-in area we're trapped in. One spade does like a full aerial and you have to hit "X" at JUST the right moment to dodge him beheading you with a chain.

I hit MY "X" button, but Melon didn't, and his bitch just got GREASED by this outta-control negro on a Ducati. He just chain-whips her around the neck. You can see the chain just wrap around Melon's bitch's neck and she "merges with the infinite." Melon just sighs heavy, "Awwwww mannnnnnnnnnnn." .... this happened three times!!! :rofl: x100000 It was only later we realized *I* was the only one who had to hit that fucking button at the right time! lmao

I said, "That negro looks like Maker on his minibike, trying to jump those two cars." Melon's reply, "No way. This guy got WAYYYYYYYYYY more air." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao :rofl:

[melon]

My favorite story of the night: We come up to a huge furnace and Spooner walks in without me knowing and I fire that bitch up. The next thing you see is a cutscene of Spooners dude getting torched. When it was over he looked like 'Makers pork bomb. lmao

We also got beheaded by this chainsaw dude.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Melon's bitch got chainsaw'ed at LEAST 12 fuckin' times straight! :rofl: x12

Ohhhhhhh shit!!! Yeah, Melon lets me run into the "escape hatch," what turns out to be my coffin. And he flipped the switch, like Bozell lightin' the Bic to burn down Pettigrew's garage.

**COD4 EPIC BRAWLS TONIGHT**

We found us a kindred spirit who hates beaners, campers, snipers, and fags with juggernaut perks. We were getting WORKED (safetied; punting from the fucking back of the end zone; 48-yard sacks; 4th-&-63, etc.) ... and we came back two in a row to win by one fucking point at the last second. That Pimpseco guy rules ass, huh. What a choadmonkey -- dude wasn't only good, but he fit right in with the huge chortles. Nice rounds, fags.

:up:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

When it was over he looked like 'Makers pork bomb. lmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[melon]

Two epic comebacks tonight!

[Spooner]

Taking out that Tito Ortiz faggot from the .50-cal was my personal victory of the night (that and fragging his ass outta the cookie store after about 10 tries -- fuckin' fag. Oh, I'd rather win by one point against campers like that than our usual routings any day.

Tomorrow night, Melon -- get some energy drinks ready -- RE part 3, baby!

[melon]

Yeah, and we're due for some GH4 too.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

My best moment of the night was when I called that one faggot, who's name was "BallsOfSteel"- Buns Of Steel.

He had it coming.

[melon]

Buns of Steel! lmao lmao

and don't forget Sav's classic "hunting fag" line from last night. lmao lmao

[Spooner]

Oh, yeah ... never the plural "fags" -- "Let's go hunt fag," like it's quail. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Nickenheiser]

gotta say, that UFC undisputed keeps looking better and better. looks like they've really improved on the flow and pacing of the game. they've got a create-a-fighter mode too, which always seems to be the most fun feature in these boxing and fighting games.

check out this HD vid showing the different fight styles
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/876973/ultimate-fighting-championship-2009/videos/ufc09_trl_fighttech_031309.html
^^^ that asshole only talks for a few seconds.

here is a sweet one showing GSP whoopin some ass
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/876973/ultimate-fighting-championship-2009/videos/ufc09_trl_kickboxing_031309.html

get used to those slo mo replays 'Poon, thats whats gonna echo through your living room once you get in my muay thai clinch lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao are knees a part of you new diet?

[Spooner]

Flush out yer head gear, new guy -- you wouldn't know a Muay Thai clinch from a Thai spring roll, bitch. lmao

[Nickenheiser]

ohhhhhhhhhhh man them thai spring rolls... i dream about those whores. and yeah, jus' gett'n you back for your 1st comment, its fucking on ya scrub! new guy? you know im learning more then MOST assholes.

its gonna be TOO much when we start getting comfy with the game and throwing out those crazy moves. maybe the first time i throw a wild spinning backfist and spoon sends my mouthpiece flying. or the first time you try a flying armbar and get slammed and in "side mowntz"

[Spooner]

I'll just go into my armadillo, splay my toes and hands, and ... well, I see a tapout in your future.

[the deta]

Anyone play the DS anymore, mine got smashed. But this new grand theft auto actually looks pretty good and its getting decent reviews as well. Anyone play this by chance?

Here is the GTA review video....
http://ds.ign.com/dor/objects/14266989/grand-theft-auto-chinatown-wars/videos/gts_ctw_vdr_031609.html

[Spooner]

I bet with Action Replay you can really kick-ass in God Mode on that bitch.

OH yeah.

[The BYP]

I'm waiting for the board game.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao

[melon]

UFC Undisputed roster

http://www.gamespot.com/sports/blogs/sports-blog/909097139/26817040/exclusive-ufc-2009-undisputed-full-roster-reveal-video-interview.html?tag=topslot;thumb;1

[Pull Out Method]

Anyone play the DS anymore, mine got smashed. But this new grand theft auto actually looks pretty good and its getting decent reviews as well. Anyone play this by chance?

Here is the GTA review video....
http://ds.ign.com/dor/objects/14266989/grand-theft-auto-chinatown-wars/videos/gts_ctw_vdr_031609.html

Picked it up on release day... it is pretty good. I swear the budget for Liberty City Police must be near what Obamya is throwing at the recession. Those fuckers are everywhere I turn.

On the downside, I don't think you can get prostitutes in this one, Ed.

[the deta]

damn. Thanks for the review POM.

[Spooner]

UFC Undisputed roster

http://www.gamespot.com/sports/blogs/sports-blog/909097139/26817040/exclusive-ufc-2009-undisputed-full-roster-reveal-video-interview.html?tag=topslot;thumb;1

BADER?!!!! BADER?!!!!

What, they couldn't get Junie Browning to sign? Joe Riggs was busy that day? You gotta be shittin' me. He's had like maybe ONE fight since the show. Sheeeeeeeeeeezus!!

[Nickenheiser]

looks like my 360 is toast. ill be picking up another cheap one as soon as ive got the funds, shouldnt be more then a few weeks

[Booze]

Wait up, Heise-face, all might not be lost. I've heard you can bring that sucker back to life if you wrap it in a towel.

[Spooner]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Nickenheiser]

lmao thanks booze

[Spooner]

Jigger, I thought you posted that post BEFORE you got it workin' again late last night for our rounds. What's the story?! She broked again?!! You shittin' me? Not even catch-towels workin'?


**Okay, this space below needs to be reserved so I can illuminate the rest on what kind of a kook Melon is -- especially on video games. The laughs are indescribable, especially if you ain't never heard his laugh (I have a clip of an old Hendrie stoner-laugh drop that sounds ZACKLY like Melon's laugh; I'm a dig it up and post it here soon).

Anyway, first, me & Melonowski are continuing are ongoing co-op of Resident Negroes 5. Melon's the shit to play co-op with 'cause he's organized; he doesn't jew for all the sweet gear; his parents taught him to share; he splits up duties evenly; you get the idea. He's the MELLOWEST cat I ever known. NOTHING rattles him (except the guy hiding under the train on COD4 that time).

So, we both had to use this one zip-line to get to a platform and open a door. When said door is opened, the most hell-raising savage negroid with a chainsaw does a 20' free-fall and just starts putting the wood to you HARD. Not even SHOTGUN rounds to the gut or head faze this asshole, okay.

So, we get greased at least two times by this cunt and have to start yet again. Melon's now growing a little concerned (you can hear it ever so slightly in his voice -- you hear the cogs workin' -- how's he gonna re-strategize, right?

He goes (in his half-baked mellow Melon voice), "Spoon, uhh... why don't you hang back at the zip-line, and I'll open the door ... then you can toss frags at this thing? <LOOOOOOOONG quiet pause ... dead silence ... Melon's rethinking it ...> Oh, wait, man ... I *can't* do that ... then I'm gonna trigger homeboy."

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**The GH4 story will follow after I catch my schweet Saturday schnooze. It's HUGE. :rofl: x100

[Nickenheiser]

Jigger, I thought you posted that post BEFORE you got it workin' again late last night for our rounds. What's the story?! She broked again?!! You shittin' me? Not even catch-towels workin'?


**Okay, this space below needs to be reserved so I can illuminate the rest on what kind of a kook Melon is -- especially on video games. The laughs are indescribable, especially if you ain't never heard his laugh (I have a clip of an old Hendrie stoner-laugh drop that sounds ZACKLY like Melon's laugh; I'm a dig it up and post it here soon).

Anyway, first, me & Melonowski are continuing are ongoing co-op of Resident Negroes 5. Melon's the shit to play co-op with 'cause he's organized; he doesn't jew for all the sweet gear; his parents taught him to share; he splits up duties evenly; you get the idea. He's the MELLOWEST cat I ever known. NOTHING rattles him (except the guy hiding under the train on COD4 that time).

So, we both had to use this one zip-line to get to a platform and open a door. When said door is opened, the most hell-raising savage negroid with a chainsaw does a 20' free-fall and just starts putting the wood to you HARD. Not even SHOTGUN rounds to the gut or head faze this asshole, okay.

So, we get greased at least two times by this cunt and have to start yet again. Melon's now growing a little concerned (you can hear it ever so slightly in his voice -- you hear the cogs workin' -- how's he gonna re-strategize, right?

He goes (in his half-baked mellow Melon voice), "Spoon, uhh... why don't you hang back at the zip-line, and I'll open the door ... then you can toss frags at this thing? <LOOOOOOOONG quiet pause ... dead silence ... Melon's rethinking it ...> Oh, wait, man ... I *can't* do that ... then I'm gonna trigger homeboy."

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**The GH4 story will follow after I catch my schweet Saturday schnooze. It's HUGE. :rofl: x100

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: great re-tell 'Poon, melons single sentence comments rule XBL

[Spooner]

Melon's classic line tonight, as we continue our Resident Negro saga:

They have all different kinds of negroes what come at you, and we've got most of 'em named already. So, I'm all safe up on these stone rafters, and Melon's down in this cesspool trying to find a cord to pull so we can get outta there.

I can hear LOADS of racket and footfalls -- and Melon poppin' a few frantic shots with his six-shooter (which is all he's got ammo for at this moment ... lol). He goes, "DUDE! I've got about four Manute Bols down here and a bunch a Fat Alberts <source sounds: squirsh/crack/smack/screams ... pop gun shots> ... I think I'm gonna need some help!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Ya can't beat two-player co-op on XBL. Yo, Melon ... I'm gonna go re-rent GRAW2 tomorrow soes we can get THAT rollin' next. These are the shit. :tip:

[Spooner]

...(RE5; continued) ...

Tonight, it's just a fuckin' monster fest on RE5, and it's just raining holy hell on me & Melon. We have no health -- Melon's gotten his head pounded in by about four Manute Bols, and I've got about six of 'em bashin' my head in simultaneously.

Melon has about one ounce of health, and my guy's grabbin' his balls and limping 'cause he's got ZERO health. For some unknown reason, Melon picked up a rotten egg and was carrying it around in one of his nine precious slots. I go, "Melon, I think you need to kick that egg over to me -- I'm gonna die in like 20 seconds."

Melon goes, "Uh... dude, you sure you wanna eat it?" I said, "Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? I either get the shits or I die -- either way, it'll be a laugh." He hands me this rancid egg; I eat it; and my choad just doubles over and my health meter starts glowing red, with full air-raid siren FX. I'm toast. We both start gassin'. Now my guy has encephalitis, dysentery, and probably some kind of liver disease.

Our stats show up at the end of the chapter, and for once, Melon didn't quadruple my accuracy, but he only greased four negroes. He gets really quiet as he looks at the stats, and you just hear him mutter, "Mannnnnn.... I only killed four things?" Ahhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao "Four things" ... There're so many types of negroes, monsters, beaners, whiter-trashers, that Melon now can only call 'em "things" :rofl: x100000

[melon]

THere's this part in RE5 where you have to align all of these lasers to activate the elevator to move on in the level. When I moved the laser it went through Spooner, burned him up and instantly killed him. lmao
It's too bad were almost done with it, I figure we'll be done by Friday.

[the deta]

Which one of you is the girl?


lmao lmao lmao lmao lamo


Seriously.




lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[melon]

I am the girl. I'm hot.

[Spooner]

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Melon's the bitch ... and she's gotta be a dyke 'cause she's not diggin' my Ben Stiller-lookin' moron character.

The funniest regular feature is that Melon bought a cattle prod, and occasionally I'll hear this sound like a power transformer getting ready to asplode, and I'll look over and there's Melon's bitch with the cattle-prod, with a huge Fat Albert held about 4' off the ground, fully convulsing and his hi-top Converse get blown off his feets. lmao lmao lmao lmao

[melon]

Spooner calls it the "Nigger be good" stick. lmao lmao

So, Ed. Which game is more scary, RE5 or Dead Space. So far RE5 really isn't all that scary, maybe it's all the laughs, but this game don't have any "lose your mud" moments. I know you've played Dead Space so I'd like your opinion on that. thanks

[Spooner]

Well, in RE5's defense, we DID have to kill Steve Buscemi while he was in the ocean, morphed into a giant octopus, and he had some big blue :jdnutz: swingin' <---them were what we had to shoot at to kill him. That was pretty scary.

Melon's biggest fear is "The Licker" ... he's prayin' one doesn't jump through a plate-glass window and land on us like a giant starfish ... lol

[the deta]

Spooner calls it the "Nigger be good" stick. lmao lmao

So, Ed. Which game is more scary, RE5 or Dead Space. So far RE5 really isn't all that scary, maybe it's all the laughs, but this game don't have any "lose your mud" moments. I know you've played Dead Space so I'd like your opinion on that. thanks


Well i dont have RE5 so i cant comment on that. But dead space was awesome. The atmosphere was like bioshock times two in intensity and immersiveness, imo. And it was definitely scary at times, its dark, the music is real good, the creatures are fuckin different, and creepy, In fact, i may have to play it again.

In summation.......You will dig it.

[Spooner]

Shit, Ed ... sounds like Johnny Cochran hacked yer account from the dead.


But here's the question: Did Dead Space have any bears in it? If not, did it have at least some Fat Alberts or Manute Bols? I need somethin' more ta go on. I ain't convinced yet.

[mysticllama]

But here's the question: Did Dead Space have any bears in it?

It did have creepy post-abortion looking fetus aliens that would launch themselves at your head.

I know this was the Ed-bear crack thing and I shouldn't reply, but the beer compels me. Seriously. Those fetii were really fucking creepy and not funny in the least.

[Belasco]

The atmosphere was like bioshock times two in intensity and immersiveness, imo.

Blasphemy!

[the deta]

Belasco did you play deadspace?

And i do need to play Bioshock again as well.

[Belasco]

Belasco did you play deadspace?

And i do need to play Bioshock again as well.

I've seen clips of it. It looks great, but even though I haven't even come close to finishing Bioshock I can't imagine that what I saw of Dead Space comes close to the richness of Bioshock.

[the deta]

Shit, Ed ... sounds like Johnny Cochran hacked yer account from the dead.


But here's the question: Did Dead Space have any bears in it? If not, did it have at least some Fat Alberts or Manute Bols? I need somethin' more ta go on. I ain't convinced yet.

Here's some enemies... And you are encouraged to shoot off the limbs for the best kills.

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Dead_Space/dead_space_ea_video_game_image__2_.jpg


http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1860/1196691283.jpg

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/875/875035/dead-space-pics-20080519112104580_640w.jpg



http://blog.pricegrabber.co.uk/buttonsmasher/files/2008/08/943338_20080617_screen009.jpg


On the down side spoonman, it is out in space and you are fighting/alien human things. BUT there are some cool Zero Gravity boards.

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao just looked up my initial review of this game ....


Holy shizit. This dead space game is CRAZY. I have only played the first 15 minutes. I'll tell you this... in the first 5 minutes their is a sequence that is scarier than that grizzly bear in condemned 2. This was the fucking training level! Seriously, this is very freky game. I finished the intro level and m chilling out before i play more.... in fact i may wait untill its light outside.

[Belasco]

Yeah... Rapture is definitely a more beautiful and imaginative setting.

[Hole In Face]

Fuck those games!

Max Payne 3 Announced! AAWWWW YEAAAAH! (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/965/965130p1.html)

[Spooner]

I missed the whole boat on Max Payne ... though I'd play one called Alexander Payne, as long as you get to beat hell out of him with some kind of blunt-force instrument.

Ed, is that shit PS3 or '60? Yeah, and nothing compares to Bioshock, so let's all forget you invoked it.

:tip:

[Heap]

I liked the reviews for the new Thomas Payne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezU8UhZ2RSo) game for the 360.

[melon]

I liked the reviews for the new Thomas Payne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezU8UhZ2RSo) game for the 360.

Remember to use Stopping Power on the Derringer.

[Spooner]

Jesus. Me & Melon just spent what felt like an eternity trying to grease some giant can of Spaghetti-O's that had huge nutbags all over it, and we had almost no ammo.

Melon's taking sniper & pistol shots at this things :jdnutz:'s, and I'm trying to hit 'em with cheap buckshot, and then after it flails, you have to torch it like one of Maker's BBQ liver photos. We'd grease him and then he'd just fire up a new can a O's, and it'd start all over again. By the end of all this, I never heard Melon more exasperated ... he goes, "Dude ... uhh ... I think that's as far as I can go tonight ..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao He was PLEXIN'. :rofl:

I'm still recovering. I need a couple Valium ... maybe some of Ed's shit-weed. With HD & DTS, you forget you're not really IN the goddamn thing. Tears the ass outta you. HOooooooooooo doggies.

[Spooner]

**Oh, can't NOT tell this one Melon anecdote:

We have to jump on a conveyor belt full of boxes and carcasses, and then traverse AGAINST the flow of the belt, weaving slowly in and out of all these obstacles. If you get hooked on a body (which of course comes to life and, as Melon says, "mounts you"), you're dragged into this incinerator.

At one point, we were both trying to run away from the incinerator, and I barely weaseled by this huge box, but I turn around and there's Melon's bitch just standing there, succumbing to the conveyor, letting it take his ass into the fire. He wasn't even fightin' it -- standin' still as a statue.

I go, "Melon, RUN, GODDAMMIT!" lmao lmao He just quietly goes, "Naw, I'm toast, man. I'm toast." :rofl: x1000000000 And he was.

[Nickenheiser]

hey assholes

so i got my 360 fixed! found a dude on craigslist who permanently repaired my RRoD-- took less then an hour and only cost me $40 (niggee thats just an eighth)

heard belasco was rollin a few days ago... you gonna stick around?
and whats up with Sav? aint you beat ZUMA yet? get your ass on COD

[melon]

oh yeah well i got mine fixed for free and got a cool white box and a month of xbox live. :poke:

[Nickenheiser]

ya jerk. lmao lmao

oh yeah well i fixed it myself for free! whatcha do is, you take 3 towels...

[the deta]

Im seriously thinking of getting a new DS and grabbing GTA China town wars. The more i hear about it the more enticed i am.

[Nickenheiser]

where do you hear about it? nobody talks about that shit

[the deta]

reviews, message boards, you know, this thing called the internet.

[PeggyLove]

Im seriously thinking of getting a new DS and grabbing GTA China town wars. The more i hear about it the more enticed i am.

My hubby actually wants to get this game for me. I'm interested in what you think of it, Ed.


reviews, message boards, you know, this thing called the internet.

:score:

[Belasco]

Damn, ed. What's got you so antagonistic lately?

[Spooner]

Ceiling Kitteh & no more dirt-weed till Saturday (my educated guess).


... you know, this thing called the internet.

You know, this guy called Hi-Tech Ed.

:grillz:

[Pull Out Method]

Ed, I've been playing the shit out of it since release day. I found out that you can see how far you are in to it and I reluctantly looked... I am now at 26.6%. That is a pretty damn long game for the DS. The missions are still getting harder and I am really enjoying it.

Niggerheiser... did that dude just wrap some towels around it and take your 40 bones? Doesn't it void the warranty?

Edit: Nope, I checked. It very clearly states in the 360 warranty that all repairs done by "some guy on craigslist" are treated as if done by a certified repair shop. Nice.

[melon]

lmao lmao POM

Hey Nick you got that guys number? Jesus Christ I get my old rig back and was testing on RE5. The graphics turn to shit about halfway through and i'm fucking pissed. Fuck Microoft and they're shity console.

I switch back to my new console and me and Spoons ended up finishing RE5

[Spooner]

Melon's SEVENTH RRoD. This is fucking UNacceptable. He said it's the SECOND one he's gotten back that has RE-RRoD'ed on the FIRST NIGHT HE GOT IT BACK!!!

He goes, "Yeah, now you can only do it online ... now I don't have anyone to yell at." lmao lmao lmao You know he'll fill out a survey, give 'em shit reviews, and circle "B+" for overall customer care. They should, like Tron, all be thrown as humans into Shipment on COD4 with no weapons.

His box starts taking a shit right at the ending battle of the game. During a cut scene, I comment on the stress level, and Melon goes, "Yeah, and I've got the added stress of knowing my 60 is about to Red Ring of Death on me, too ... so I've got that stress piled on." :rofl:

Co-op shooters are the shit. End of story. That was a blast with loads of laughs and loads of hardcore intensity, and also cool strategizing. I dig that shit. :tip:

[Spooner]

hey assholes

so i got my 360 fixed! found a dude on craigslist who permanently repaired my RRoD-- took less then an hour and only cost me $40 (niggee thats just an eighth)

heard belasco was rollin a few days ago... you gonna stick around?
and whats up with Sav? aint you beat ZUMA yet? get your ass on COD

Sav got C4'ed in a private match, and no one's seen him since. He vanished like Kaiser Soze.

What's the story, Savinci? Not a peep outta ya after that ... no "You down?" text pages, no rally cries, no nuthin'. :tip:

[melon]

Yeah that was real fun Spoon. :tip: Techically im not calling a RRoD yet, but it blows nonetheless. (i guess it's karma for making fun of NwordHeiser lol)

[Spooner]

No offense to the COD4 dynamic (that's as good as it ever gets for multiplayer), but two-player co-op has a serialized effect on ya; you actually start lookin' forward to the next few chapters or waves each day.

Up next: GRAW2, then Rainbow Six 2. Should be schweet. Oh, and Metallica comes out Sunday. Not only does Melon know all them songs by heart (and I don't know but one), he's gonna have a whole day to practice every tune (oh, and he will), and I'll have my lunch fed to me for at least a month. Yer fuckin' lucky King Crimson ain't releasin' their own GH game, you hooker. Tell ya that much.

**Oh, classic Melon GH4 story I forgot to tell: We're playin' "Do It Again" by Steely Dan on GH4, and the notes/riffs are sparse, but highly syncopated -- not easy when they DO show up. Anyway, I didn't get the first star and Melon did, so he's at full bulbs, and I'm fucked. When you're behind, Melon likes to stove your head in for good measure, so he ends up spacin' and hits his star power JUST AS A 24-BAR PERCUSSION passage kicks in with NO NOTES for days (2nd time he's done this, and it's impossible to hold in the laughs).

I start howling, and at the end he goes, "Dude, not only did I blow it on that, but I was in such shock that I'd done that, that I missed the first notes when it kicked back in and I totally fucked up my streak." :rofl: x100

[TheWagesofSin]

No offense, but who exactly are you telling these stories to? I only come into this thread to see if you guys are fucking with Ed. The other shit doesn't strike me as all that funny, or pertinent to why we're here: PHIL HENDRIE.











/quack

[Spooner]

Think of them as minutes taken during corporate board meetings -- merely a source of record for those involved, and the stockholders, Phil.

[the deta]

Think of them as minutes taken during corporate board meetings -- merely a source of record for those involved, and the stockholders, Phil.

Then how bout making a thread called "Documented Happenings From Our XBOX Live Lives" so you arent clogging up this thread. Because i am sure i'm not the only one who's not reading all that shit.

[TheWagesofSin]

Think of them as minutes taken during corporate board meetings -- merely a source of record for those involved, and the stockholders, Phil.

:tip:

[Belasco]

Up next: GRAW2, then Rainbow Six 2. Should be schweet. Oh, and Metallica comes out Sunday. Not only does Melon know all them songs by heart (and I don't know but one), he's gonna have a whole day to practice every tune (oh, and he will), and I'll have my lunch fed to me for at least a month. Yer fuckin' lucky King Crimson ain't releasin' their own GH game, you hooker. Tell ya that much.

**Oh, classic Melon GH4 story I forgot to tell: We're playin' "Do It Again" by Steely Dan on GH4, and the notes/riffs are sparse, but highly syncopated -- not easy when they DO show up. Anyway, I didn't get the first star and Melon did, so he's at full bulbs, and I'm fucked. When you're behind, Melon likes to stove your head in for good measure, so he ends up spacin' and hits his star power JUST AS A 24-BAR PERCUSSION passage kicks in with NO NOTES for days (2nd time he's done this, and it's impossible to hold in the laughs).

I start howling, and at the end he goes, "Dude, not only did I blow it on that, but I was in such shock that I'd done that, that I missed the first notes when it kicked back in and I totally fucked up my streak." :rofl: x100

I just bought GH4 for my chick for her birthday and she's been playing the hell out of it. We didn't have any of the GH games for the 360 before and she wants downloadable content access. Anyway, I told her this story and she had no idea you could play online. After just finishing playing that Steely Dan tune, she started laughing at melon's miss because she's done it so many times herself. She's also a hardcore Metallica fan, so I guess I'll be getting that one too.

[Spooner]

Then how bout making a thread called "Documented Happenings From Our XBOX Live Lives" so you arent clogging up this thread. Because i am sure i'm not the only one who's not reading all that shit.

I think it'll be easier for you to just create your own "Ed's Single-Player NES & Commodore 64 Video Game" thread where you can discuss all the in's & out's of your sweet, fresh games:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDO0ah4kjvc
FDO0ah4kjvc


Till then, the XBL multi-player tales & gamin' talk will still flow like cheap mountain beer (guys, keep your posts over three sentences so Ed won't try to read 'em).

:grillz: ...mountain stoner.

[Spooner]

I just bought GH4 for my chick for her birthday and she's been playing the hell out of it. We didn't have any of the GH games for the 360 before and she wants downloadable content access. Anyway, I told her this story and she had no idea you could play online. After just finishing playing that Steely Dan tune, she started laughing at melon's miss because she's done it so many times herself. She's also a hardcore Metallica fan, so I guess I'll be getting that one too.


Tabasco ... you're gonna get hooked, man. Believe me. Did you buy the whole rig or just the guitar/game version?

[melon]

We gota start a band!

[Belasco]

Tabasco ... you're gonna get hooked, man. Believe me. Did you buy the whole rig or just the guitar/game version?

Just the guitar version. We already have a PS2 guitar and a Wii guitar in this room. We're running out of space and the tubs would make it even more cluttered.

[Booze]

I once nearly got Spooner to buy a tricked out gaming PC so's we could play my favourite game of all time, Battlefield 2.

There was a false alarm when Battlefield:Bad Company came out a little while ago, but it turned out they'd arcadified it way too much. Now, though, I think we're finally going to get almost the full Battlefield experience on the Xbox.

EA are releasing Battlefiled 1943 this summer. They've dumbed down a couple of things for the consoles, but I'm hoping it'll still play mostly the same. It'll be a small game, not many maps, downloadable & cheap. I think they're testing the waters. Oh, & just like the original, they've got planes.

http://www.battlefield1943.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM4Fh8X7IuY
TM4Fh8X7IuY

Now I can look forward to being out for a duck on Wake Island. :tip:

[Jdiggity Dee]

Booze, do you think DJOT 1943 will be very different? I'm trying to think of a gift for an outcrop stoner who has a birthday within the next year or so.

[Booze]

It's exactly the same as the firthcoming DJOT 2010, except the dog smokes a lot more.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

and whats up with Sav? aint you beat ZUMA yet? get your ass on COD

My wife kids play Zuma while I'm out working my ass off from 7:30am 'till 8pm. But thanks for reminding me that I'm pretty much an indentured servant to my monthly mortgage payment, asscrack! Oh, and congrats on getting yer 360 fixed. Lemme guess... $40 straight up cash? Or the obligatory baggy trade off with the guy who owns a soldering iron and a 360 manual? I'm guessing the latter. When there's a day when I get home before dusk, it's on mofo.... it's on!

[Spooner]

^^It's *always* on, hooker. How many times have you said, it's an issue of national security -- fuck work.


It's exactly the same as the firthcoming DJOT 2010, except the dog smokes a lot more.

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

They're still pinners, but he just smokes "more" of 'em.

[TheWagesofSin]

obligatory baggy trade off with the guy who owns a soldering iron and a 360 manual
:rofl:

[melon]

So Ed, what game are you playing now?

[Spooner]

I'll let Ed burst my bubble, but I'm betting it has something to do with sword-fights.

[the deta]

I actually restarted Dead Space.

[Belasco]

Is that game where you're miniaturized and have to pilot a craft into Larry's ear and come of the other?

[Spooner]

That's one short, quick ride.


Ed, you're belly-achin' about all the XBL chatter in here, and you're big video-game post of the day is that you're REplaying "Dead Space"?

Be sure to tell us all when you re-fire Donkey Kong Country. I can't wait to pull up a chair.

[the deta]

lmao lmao lmao


http://i.pbase.com/o4/52/605852/1/53762799.IMG_0006.jpg

[Spooner]

Edward ... buddy ... I know you love SMB, but you gotta quit droppin' them blue question-mark boxes on us. Use imageshack.us, dude ... guaranteed to work. :tip:

[melon]

...or red x's (for us Windows users, lol)

[Hole In Face]

lmao lmao lmao


http://i.pbase.com/o4/52/605852/1/53762799.IMG_0006.jpg

http://www.imgdump.info/data/media/46/Truck%20of%20Fail.jpg

[Spooner]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2577/chucklinpuppetsbm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[the deta]

fuck it i aint tying to fix shit. Works on my screen.

[Spooner]

^^lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Well, as long as YOU can see it Ed ...

BTW, playing Melon on GH-Metallica = bad idea. I was like the Washington Generals again' the Globetrotters. That's how bad I got clowned. REAL clowned. I figure if I can keep the Melon Meter at least two pixels from his maximum, I'm the big winner. I almost passed out playin' that nutty shit.


*Melon, to answer yer Q: ZEPPELIN. THAT'S the one GH what needs to be. It'd be the biggest-selling game ... what EVER was.

[Belasco]

Speaking of GH. If you ever see my name online playing that, it's my chick. She'd love to play online sometime, so feel free to send her an invite. It might take her a minute to figure out how to respond, but she'll definitely jam.

[melon]

i'm going on for some fag killin' COD4 style if anyones interested.

[Spooner]

I'm down for a few rounds.

Don't ever make the mistake I did today: Don't play HQ on Shipment. That game wouldn't end. I started seein' spots. Ridiculous.

[PeggyLove]

:grillz:

sorry, boys, bored...

[Hole In Face]

:grillz:

sorry, boys, bored...

http://www.coedhumor.com/images/posters/600/get%20the%20fuck%20out.jpg