The SFJ Gloid Hall Of Fame (Famous Gloid Quotes)

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Here are some famous gloid quotes.


I would watch the video if it was just Kid Rock, but since Scot Stapp is in it, all bets are off.

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Here is a recent one.


Growing up in the suburbs of Jersey, there wasn't a lot to do. I had to entertain myself. And I've never outgrown the pleasures of window screaming: Now, in Los Angeles, it's even more fun. I roll down Vermont Blvd. on Wednesday morning yelling ethnic slurs out the window: "yeah, push that stroller, you ranchero whore!" "yeah, nice sombrero, you faggot!"

What can I say, it relaxes me.

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This was from Boyd Lonafide shortly after bowl haircut left.


I’m with Bowl Cut on this one. SFJ has become a cesspool pf pornographic filth, filled with narcolepsy… I mean… narcotics… I mean… narrr…er.. what Bowl said. I have to put on a hazmat suit just to logon, and take a Silkwood shower after I log off.

This then, is my last post. SFJ you can kiss my ass goodbye, I’m a Hendriepedia man now. But I do feel sorry for all of you ‘Gloids who have not seen the light and are destined to burn in Hell.

Sweet Feathery Jesus is Dead!!!
Long Live Hendriepedia!!!!

PS Before I leave, I wanted to share with you guys these two great midget porn sights I just discovered:

Midgets Gone Wild.com (http://gloidy.blogspot.com/)

And

Gidget Does Midgets.com (http://tlakeman.blogspot.com/)

Boyd Out!!!

And this was his response shortly after that.


Hi guys, I’m back!!!

I was perusing the Hendriepedia.com site this afternoon at work, and happened to view a page that contained the following:


Teabag
The act of having another's testicles gently, but firmly, placed on the face. This is considered an act of hostility. Also, the act of doing the same (teabagging). According to Lloyd Bonafide, cats have a tendency to do this to humans.

Unfortunately, a female co-worker happened to be walking by when I was viewing the page, and now I’ve been suspended from work indefinitely, with out pay. Thanks a lot Bowl Cut!! How am I gonna pay all my babies’ mamas now? You coulda at least put an NSFW warning on the page.

Hendriepedia is Dead!:thumbsdown:
SFJ is forever!! That’s what I always say!:thumbsup:

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Here's another Boyd Lonafide classic.


Dear Mr. KevDidit,

My name is Boyd Lonfatu. I live in Nigeria. My family owns the company that makes the Black Magic Spice Powder of which you speak. I am pleasant that you are liking of our powder, it is a special secret family recipe (Do not try to ask for ingredients). God Bless you KevDidit! You make me happy heart. You are truly a Good Man. Unfortunately my family has not been able to export our powder to your illustrious country because my father, who owns our company, has recently died. All of the assets of our company have been seized by the evil warlord, John “The Beast” Mugabi, who has taken control of our village.

But “The Beast” does not know our secret recipe (Again, do not ask for ingredients), so he cannot sell our powder in your glorious country. That is why you cannot find it. I have an order of purchase from the Publicks Corporation for US $15 million of Black Magic Spice Powder (PO# PC1762672A). Sadly I cannot ship, because I do not have funds for cartage and custom’s duties. If you kind provide your bank details and wire me US $25,000.00, I can ship the order to Pubic Corp. and we can share the profit, 50% for both.

This is a matter of great urgency. Please wire the monies as quickly as possible before the order of purchase expires.

God Bless You My New Business Partner,

Kindest Regards,

Boyd Lonfatu