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Franks n Beans
07-19-2006, 06:28 PM
This is some crazy Japanese candid camera kind of show, and this is

pretty funny... about 5 minutes long, but very funny... the poor guy

at the end that catches air is hilarious...


I dare you not to laugh uncontrollably at this one. Don't worry if you

can't speak Japanese. Watch to the end - the Japanese are so cruel to

their own....


http://www.glumbert.com/media/rocketchair.html
Don Berman
07-19-2006, 06:46 PM
I don't get Japs at all.
Booze
07-19-2006, 06:46 PM
lmao

Remember back in the 80's, when the West first saw clips of that Japanese gameshow Endurance, & we all thought 'you crazy Jap bastards'?

Now this stuff looks positively dignified compared to some of the utter drivel that we're being shat upon with in the US & UK.
Spooner
07-19-2006, 07:39 PM
This might be thee funniest prank I've ever seen. I saw this gook prank show a long time ago where they actually made breakaway railings on this pier that hung over a harsh jetty - I'm talkin' like 35 feet up above intense breakwater. The mark would talk to a guy who'd lean on the rail. The predicted instinct was that the mark would subconsciously copy the body language and himself lean on the rail - then it was bye-bye bowl haircut. Freakin' hilarious to watch, but wouldn't wanna plummet into that water.
Booze
07-19-2006, 07:41 PM
This might be thee funniest prank I've ever seen. I saw this gook prank show a long time ago where they actually made breakaway railings on this pier that hung over a harsh jetty - I'm talkin' like 35 feet up above intense breakwater. The mark would talk to a guy who'd lean on the rail. The predicted instinct was that the mark would subconsciously copy the body language and himself lean on the rail - then it was bye-bye bowl haircut. Freakin' hilarious to watch, but wouldn't wanna plummet into that water.

The Nips obviously don't have to worry about some namby pamby EU style health & safety rulebook.
Spooner
07-19-2006, 07:44 PM
Or American lawsuits.

An old friend worked on a show here called "Totally Hidden Video." And they got sued a bunch of times. One time was when they dressed up a guy in a very realistic gorilla suit and hid him behind some shrubbery in back of a shed. They'd call exterminators, tellin' 'em they think they had a rat or possum in there. So this boogie shows up and you can tell he's scared to go back there (he was carrying a giant flashlight, too). You hear the bushes rustling. And BLAMMO! Out comes the gorilla, and the colored starts running like Carl Lewis down the street - dropped everything he had in his hands and beat feet! The camera guys and producers couldn't catch him!! It was huge.
meatinyourmouth
07-20-2006, 10:20 AM
Wow, there's something very very wrong with these slopes.


Can you just imagine if they tried that over here in America? Lawsuits for days.
Dr. P
07-22-2006, 05:05 PM
Or American lawsuits.

An old friend worked on a show here called "Totally Hidden Video." And they got sued a bunch of times. One time was when they dressed up a guy in a very realistic gorilla suit and hid him behind some shrubbery in back of a shed. They'd call exterminators, tellin' 'em they think they had a rat or possum in there. So this boogie shows up and you can tell he's scared to go back there (he was carrying a giant flashlight, too). You hear the bushes rustling. And BLAMMO! Out comes the gorilla, and the colored starts running like Carl Lewis down the street - dropped everything he had in his hands and beat feet! The camera guys and producers couldn't catch him!! It was huge.

I have never heard of anything described that I want to see more than this! :thumbsup:
Franks n Beans
08-22-2006, 05:01 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html
Walter_Bellhaven
08-22-2006, 05:06 PM
That's funny, you wanted snakes, you got snakes.
TheWagesofSin
08-22-2006, 05:07 PM
................................Zerath. (rimshot, cymbal)
Zerath
08-22-2006, 07:40 PM
................................Zerath. (rimshot, cymbal)

I was waiting for that.
The Dude
08-22-2006, 09:11 PM
Gotta wonder about a country where the men pee sitting down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whvWzES385g&mode=related&search=
Franks n Beans
08-22-2006, 09:31 PM
Gotta wonder about a country where the men pee sitting down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whvWzES385g&mode=related&search=


lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Oh man...They really toped on that one! Jeeze.
Booze
08-22-2006, 10:15 PM
................................Zerath. (rimshot, cymbal)

Yep! There's the 'puchline'. :thumbsup:
Spooner
08-23-2006, 11:51 AM
Gotta wonder about a country where the men pee sitting down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whvWzES385g&mode=related&search=

Schweet Christ! That one does blow the other one away. Gooks freak my world, and this video does nothing to mitigate that. That guy had a growler half way outta his ass when he came out up top. 'Scuse me now as I obviously have ta forward this video to 35 people. :tipofthecap:
Booze
08-23-2006, 02:47 PM
Schweet Christ! That one does blow the other one away. Gooks freak my world, and this video does nothing to mitigate that. That guy had a growler half way outta his ass when he came out up top. 'Scuse me now as I obviously have ta forward this video to 35 people. :tipofthecap:

lmao lmao lmao lmao

'Growler'! I'm nicking that word, Billy Boy. :thumbsup:

This is some funny shit. But I couldn't help thinking that only a country with a rich Bushido tradition coulda invented a toilet like those. Jesus. If Brit thrones were like that, I'd never get any reading done.
Spooner
08-23-2006, 02:51 PM
lmao lmao

No kididn', man, that was one narrow-ass terlet seat! I don't think chinks order Sausage McPatty or super-size McBurglar sangwiches.
CommunistaCow
08-28-2006, 12:52 PM
Check out this "prank".

http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=absp43attzvf9.gif
Walter_Bellhaven
08-28-2006, 04:21 PM
Check out this "prank".

http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=absp43attzvf9.gif

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :phfreak: :runaway:
Dr. P
08-28-2006, 04:26 PM
Now there's something I wish I hadn't seen.
Jdiggity Dee
08-28-2006, 04:30 PM
Schweet Christ! That one does blow the other one away. Gooks freak my world, and this video does nothing to mitigate that. That guy had a growler half way outta his ass when he came out up top. 'Scuse me now as I obviously have ta forward this video to 35 people. :tipofthecap:

Billy, was it the last dude who had the growlage?
the deta
08-28-2006, 04:47 PM
After that toilet prank... i am completely baffled as to why those dudes would piss like that. And what was up with those toilette bowls?!?! wacked.
Hole In Face
08-28-2006, 04:51 PM
After that toilet prank... i am completely baffled as to why those dudes would piss like that. And what was up with those toilette bowls?!?! wacked.

It's all that radiation we droped on them in '45. Fucked them up in the head real good.