First bit that you heard...

[Panfacism]

Mine was Chris Norton talking about Spiderman not being sessualized enough. Almost lost my mud. Been a fan ever since.

[Page turn Page turn]

Shortly after 9/11. Vernon Dozier kicking out the back window in his car while in a car wash because the huge car dryer was so loud he thought there had been a terrorist strike. He was wanting to sue the car wash because the incident had made him look bad in front of his son. Been listening to Phil's show ever since.

[GeneralSantos]

Shortly after 9/11. Vernon Dozier kicking out the back window in his car while in a car wash because the huge car dryer was so loud he thought there had been a terrorist strike. He was wanting to sue the car wash because the incident had made him look bad in front of his son. Been listening to Phil's show ever since.

Wasn't that a Steve Bosell bit??

[Cliff Pettigrew]

It was 98 or 99 when I was a poor bastard and had a second job cleaning an office building, i turned on the radio and heard this guy wanting to sue his wife because she used a "strap on" to show him how it feels and i think she went "back door" so it made him feel gay. Or somethin like that. anyway, I couldn't wait to hear what would happen next and have been listening since. I moved to Boise in 2000 and have had a BSP since.

Man the FCC screwed up great bits like the firs one I heard. Probably can't ever hear it again.

[GenJohnsonJameson]

Shortly after 9/11. Vernon Dozier kicking out the back window in his car while in a car wash because the huge car dryer was so loud he thought there had been a terrorist strike. He was wanting to sue the car wash because the incident had made him look bad in front of his son. Been listening to Phil's show ever since.

Wasn't that a Steve Bosell bit??
Yeah that Was Bosell, he was suing for emotional rape and thought the carwash should put up a sign saying, "This equipment could cause fear"

[ricola]

it was one of the numerous Ted Bell Foil Wrapped Potato Tree bits, cant quite recall which one...

[Bitch Slap Festival]

The first bit I heard was Austin Amarka as the owner of a karate dojo who would take his students and to the movie theater and talk during the movie and threaten others who tried to shhh him. I think its under "Kill Bill 2" in the archives.

[the deta]

HaHAHA that when he does the roundhouse kick in the aisle CLASSIC!

[Austin Amarka]

Don't forget him threatening the caller with a "gut-check neck-snap".

[Bitch Slap Festival]

Also he does the "Silent Scream" when he gets right up in someones face and acts like he screams at the top of his lungs but dosen't make a sound come out. That would make any old lady trying to get in his face shut up and turn right back around.

[Boss]

I think the first time was in the Spring of 2001. Jay Santos was doing a flare drop and stopping everyone talking on a cell phone. He said he was monitoring all of the calls with some type of listening device. I think he was pasting a big sticker on peoples windows. I wish I could find that bit again.

[Mini Dickman]

RC, the Donkey Show.

[Whiskey]

First show I heard was in early 2001... I was surfing radio statoins while driving from Amarillo to Fort Worth and found the PHS... Doug Dannger of the Orange County Courier was on, arguing with callers about how being a "gay man and a gay journalist" made him more enlightened on the subject of... well, I can't remember. I was all ready to call in and argue with him... but somehow I resisted the temptation. When I got home, I was Googling "Orange County Courier" and "Phil Henry Show" (note the spelling) to no avail, of course. Something seemed amiss, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

A year or so later, during a drive to Houston, I found the show again... Jay Santos was describing his plan to ally with the Florida Volunteer Gator Brigade and the Nevada Desert Batallian to visit amusement parks and perform body cavity searches on young children, looking for evidence of their involvement in terrorist activity. This time, I heard enough to figure out what was going on... and the rest is history. I listened to the show on KFI for several months, and then signed up for a back stage pass.

Now, as I'm sure is the case with many of my fellow die-hard Phil fans, I experience the blessing / curse of having the voices of a dozen or more PHS characters -- especially Bud and RC Collins -- constantly rattling around in my head, offering commentary on nearly every event in my daily life. Ain't it great?

Whiskey in Fort Worth TX

[Lloyd_GD_Bonafide]

i'm 18 now and i've been listening since the classic 'all you can eat negro' bit. so probably around 9 years now.

[5AlarmChili]

there was some kind of carnival in Belmont Shore and the character felt that the three-legged race was insulting to mongloids, and various other games were insulting to various other taboo groups. Funny, not a best-of, but it's the earliest I can remember.