Ann Coulter PWNED!!

[5AlarmChili]

Gotta love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIuENL-KhGs

Here's a pic of her with Phil (Jeez, check out that look on phil's face!):
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=album105_anncoulter.jpg

[Dr. P]

Being I love her and she wants to have my children (we have met, anyway) I have to wait to see the replies before I an click on some dribble showing my love in a bad light...

[Bobby The Tard]

Don't worry, it shows that dick Adam Carolla in a bad light.

[5AlarmChili]

Politically, I'm probably more on her side. But she did sound like she deserved it in that exchange.

[Dr. P]

Christ, what horseshit. She was fine, just gave a time restraint. Jimmy Kimmel can clean my gutters while I shoot at him with my high powered pellet riflle from a lawn chair in my front yard enjoying a glass of sweet tea.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Ha, that clip was really funny.

[TheWagesofSin]

Ann Coulter's a bombastic loudmouth. That being said, I'd still probably hit it. Get her and Laura Ingraham in a hotel room with some Ecstasy, rum drinks, nice music...:chicks:

[malcolm/middle]

thanks for posting the two items...

[Dr. P]

Ann Coulter's a bombastic loudmouth. That being said, I'd still probably hit it. Get her and Laura Ingraham in a hotel room with some Ecstasy, rum drinks, nice music...:chicks:

Now you're talking! Make a man's hand sweat!:thumbsup: :chicks:

[Boss]

I wouldn't exactly say she got pwned. He hung up on her without letting her say anything. He's playing to his audience. Typical shock jock crap. She did deserve to be hung up on though.

[guboye]

She looks good in that picture with PH, but then again I've had half a bottle of Don Julio.

Didn't Geraldo hit that?

[Gork Boneman]

(S)he has an "Adam's Apple." A big, honkin' Adam's Apple.

/What's up with that?

http://unclebobs.infopop.cc/coulter_adamsapple.jpg

[Belasco]

That's one of Al Franken's testicles. She wasn't satisfied with just emasculating his logic.

[TobyBeau]

she might not be the hottest broad out there, but at least she don't make a freight train take a dirt road or stop a bullet in mid flight.

[TobyBeau]

a picture of the alternative

http://www.barnard.edu/images/newnews/quindlen.jpg

i'd rather be tied face down into an ant hill.

[Howards Turn]

I wonder has Ann been 'Hannitized' yet?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/coulter_sean3.jpg

[Belasco]

I wonder has Ann been 'Hannitized' yet?

I hear she likes his "spunk". Whatever that means...

[Dr. P]

Thanks for the sourse pic. See the myspace artist girl thread!

['Gloid Bonafide]

That's one of Al Franken's testicles. She wasn't satisfied with just emasculating his logic.



LMAO!!!:thumbsup: middlefinger :tipofthecap:

In other words, I fully concur...

['Gloid Bonafide]

a picture of the alternative

http://www.barnard.edu/images/newnews/quindlen.jpg

i'd rather be tied face down into an ant hill.

LOST MUD!!! Three bagger. One for your head, one for hers, one for your other head so it don't see where it's headed...:puke:

['Gloid Bonafide]

For me, a hotel room with lots of alcoholic beverages plus Ann, Laura Ingraham, and Michelle Malkin.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

http://i2.tinypic.com/206k46h.jpg
Yes, I'd hit that!

['Gloid Bonafide]

http://i2.tinypic.com/206k5z6.jpg
If Ann doesn't entice, there's always this.
Well, actually not.:runaway:

Something for the spank bank, though.

[5AlarmChili]

If Ann doesn't entice, there's always this.
Well, actually not.:runaway:

Something for the spank bank, though.

Rosie? what the hell are you talking about. The ATM just ate my card thanks to you.

[Dr. P]

For me, a hotel room with lots of alcoholic beverages plus Ann, Laura Ingraham, and Michelle Malkin.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

http://i2.tinypic.com/206k46h.jpg
Yes, I'd hit that!

Malkin gave me a case of Yella fever! I love her writing!!! :thumbsup:

And want to have her love child. Ever notice that "Love child" never has to do with love? More like a bottle of cheap chardonnay and a fireplace nearby... just an observation.

[Raghead]

Anne Coulter was losing an arguement on some CNN show.

[Dr. P]

You'll pay for that treason, Rag!

[TobyBeau]

I'm loving the swastika on Ann's head. She's a total national socialist... wait.... huh?

As for Michelle Malkin, if I have to die for a word, my word is MichelleMalkinTang

[Raghead]

You'll pay for that treason, Rag!

Don't hate me just because I wouldn't "hit" that. I am just messing.:thumbsup:

[CommunistaCow]

I continue to be amazed at how many people still equate Nazis with conservatives. Uh, the Nazi party was a socialist party, and therefore more in line with liberals.

Savvy?

[Dr. P]

TVYM, CC!

[Raghead]

I am out numbered....


:runaway:

[Dr. P]

You'll leave the dark side once you have a few years of paying taxes under your belt, young sparkie. Trust me.

[TobyBeau]

I am out numbered....


:runaway:


you're the only nazi here?

[Spooner]

Christ, what horseshit. She was fine, just gave a time restraint. Jimmy Kimmel can clean my gutters while I shoot at him with my high powered pellet riflle from a lawn chair in my front yard enjoying a glass of sweet tea.

lmao lmao lmao

The funny thing is, Russ, I can totally see ya doin' that.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I continue to be amazed at how many people still equate Nazis with conservatives. Uh, the Nazi party was a socialist party, and therefore more in line with liberals.

Savvy?

:me3:

If you look at both the conservative mentality vs. the liberal mentality side by side. You can easily see how facsist liberals can be.

A lot of libs, like that digi-art gal that Russy knows, spend a lot of time expressing to the world how much of a patriot that they are and about how much they love the "real" America that no longer exsists (whatever that means). Yet they have little if anything tanglable at all to show for it.

For example, ever notice that there is an unusual amount of violence and "peace" rallies when a passer-by shouts out in disagreement.

It actually doesn't matter if you're a lib or a con. If you can't control yourself to the point where you want to hurt others for expressing different views than yours... then you are a psuedo Nazi. period.

[Spooner]

Ya know what really sickens me about this clip, is that Adam Carolla (who I used to really dig) has become just another tragic hypocrite; he's done a completely typical Hollywood 180 - so pathetically/easily affected and molded by his Hollywood secret-handshake cult. After 9/11, he was on Stern and said some of the funniest things I've ever heard him say. One thing was something like "What happened to the good ol' days when the ay-rabs would just fly around on magic carpets?" Also, "We should, like, bomb Iowa... let 'em know we mean business... kinda like when a boxer punches his own face before the first-round bell rings." Stern's the same dumbass victim of his own media peer group. Both were pro-war after 9/11 and both have been blown in the other direction by the liberals who host the parties; and both are getting much harder to tolerate on account of it, too.

[FearAndLoathingInSoCal]

Ya know what really sickens me about this clip, is that Adam Carolla (who I used to really dig) has become just another tragic hypocrite; he's done a completely typical Hollywood 180 - so pathetically/easily affected and molded by his Hollywood secret-handshake cult. After 9/11, he was on Stern and said some of the funniest things I've ever heard him say. One thing was something like "What happened to the good ol' days when the ay-rabs would just fly around on magic carpets?" Also, "We should, like, bomb Iowa... let 'em know we mean business... kinda like when a boxer punches his own face before the first-round bell rings." Stern's the same dumbass victim of his own media peer group. Both were pro-war after 9/11 and both have been blown in the other direction by the liberals who host the parties; and both are getting much harder to tolerate on account of it, too.

Well said, I agree :thumbsup:

[FearAndLoathingInSoCal]

Am I the only one that doesn't find this clip particularly humorous? I mean, Carolla (or somebody down the line) gives the Coulter camp a wrong number then pisses on her for calling in late. She had available time earlier, whose fault is it for causing her to call in late? I'm not defending either side's politics, I'm just curious to know what Coulter's at fault for..

[Spooner]

Oh, I'm with ya, brutha.

[Franks n Beans]

Not for nothing but, this guy who is a nobody has just slammed the door on many people who are somebody. Really who's going to call in to his show now?.

What a dumbass. :roll:

[Spooner]

I remember when Carolla was Mr. Bircham the shop teacher on KROQ in L.A. He'd only show up once in a while to do a short routine and always hit gold on the annual K&B CD's. He's the guy no one can find a place for (like Dennis Miller), but high time he goes back to just being Bircham and shuttin' his filthy sewer about politics (after all, the bozo went to North Hollywood High; they're not exactly churnin' out doctors & lawyers there...). Or at least bring back The Man Show - as bad as he is, he was always naturally funnier than Kimmell (and Kimmell knows it).

[Booze]

Ya know what really sickens me about this clip, is that Adam Carolla (who I used to really dig) has become just another tragic hypocrite; he's done a completely typical Hollywood 180 - so pathetically/easily affected and molded by his Hollywood secret-handshake cult. After 9/11, he was on Stern and said some of the funniest things I've ever heard him say. One thing was something like "What happened to the good ol' days when the ay-rabs would just fly around on magic carpets?" Also, "We should, like, bomb Iowa... let 'em know we mean business... kinda like when a boxer punches his own face before the first-round bell rings." Stern's the same dumbass victim of his own media peer group. Both were pro-war after 9/11 and both have been blown in the other direction by the liberals who host the parties; and both are getting much harder to tolerate on account of it, too.

That whole WMD deal was a convenient get out clause for the libs who got all gung-ho after 9/11, but felt guilty about it after. Why can't they just admit it? Their blood was up & their namby pamby-ism went out of the window for a short, glorious time.

[Spooner]

Lee, is there a parallel/tiresome Tony Blair-bashing bandwagon in the UK, too? Is it as bad as here?

[TobyBeau]

i'm voting for blair in '08.

[Spooner]

i'm voting for blair in '08.

In a perfect world, Tobe. In a perfect world.

If they're anything like us now, they're gonna have the second coming of Neville Chamberlain soon (and so will we, I fear).

[Booze]

Lee, is there a parallel/tiresome Tony Blair-bashing bandwagon in the UK, too? Is it as bad as here?

Blair is seen over here as dead in the water now. He's nowhere near as much of a figure of fun as Dubya, but their closeness does him no favours. The Chancellor, Gordon Brown, is waiting in the wings to take over. Apparently, Blair & Brown made a deal back in the day. Brown agreed to back Blair for the Labour Party leadership on the understanding that Blair would step down after a while & let Brown have a go. Lots of people (Brown very much included, by all accounts) think that time is now. Personally, I don't think it will make much difference.

The problem with Gordon Brown, for me, is that every time I hear his name I think of the Stranglers song 'Golden Brown'. And I've got a kind of tourettes about it, because if somebody says 'Gordon Brown', I have to say 'texture like sun.' It's starting to annoy the crap out of me, let alone my friends & family. If he becomes Prime Minister, I'll have to get treatment.

[Spooner]

"...LAY me downnn, with ma mind she runs... throughout the niiiiiiight..."

Yeah, great. "That'll be in me Uncle Ned all night now, guv." Thanks, Lee. (Guy Richie sold that one out in "Snatch"... the limey whore).

[Booze]

"...LAY me downnn, with ma mind she runs... throughout the night..."

Yeah, great. Thanks, Lee. (Guy Richie sold that one out in "Snatch"... the whore).

I actually quite dug Lock Stock & Snatch, but I hate Ritchie. He's a posh boy, slumming it. And he made up a load of that supposed cockney rhyming slang. That's sacrilege!

[Spooner]

Lemme reply without my going more off topic:

I'll be honest. Ann Coulter While I have seen both flicks a handful of times, Ann Coulter I do think Ritchie lifts so heavily from others that you can see his knees buckling from the weight Ann Coulter. And, his heavy-handed editing gimmicks should be used way more sparingly Ann Coulter so they don't make me yawn Ann Coulter... hope his next flick is better than his last... I'll tell ya that much. Ann Coulter

Still on topic! :-)

[Belasco]

That whole WMD deal was a convenient get out clause for the libs who got all gung-ho after 9/11, but felt guilty about it after. Why can't they just admit it? Their blood was up & their namby pamby-ism went out of the window for a short, glorious time.

The whole WMD thing is something that I feel like I can fault the Bush administration for. Not that I oppose the war - far from it - I just feel like it was a mistake to hinge the entire justification of going to war on those things. If you're gonna dilly-dally with the UN long enough that for Saddam to squirrell the majority of the WMDs away in Syria, you're better off just stressing the "Bush Doctrine". There was already a UN resolution against the Hussein regime (since the Clinton administration actually) and the Bush doctrine plainly stated that state sponsors of terrorism would be targetted as enemies. There's the justification - cased closed, forward march. Of course, there were WMD's - we've found several hundred already - but, don't base the whole war on it. When Japan attacked us, we took the fight to Japan AND Germany and the world is better off for it.

[Spooner]

Damn, Belasco. Couldn't've said it better m'self. :tipofthecap:

Unfortunately, that one little line of his (Bush's) was all Fatass needed to brainwash an entire generation of dummies (read: college students) and cause me all kinds of knots in my stomach. Oh, what he wouldn't give to be able to have never said that (since no one hears anything else he ever said - as you've pointed out here).

[TobyBeau]

The whole WMD thing is something that I feel like I can fault the Bush administration for. Not that I oppose the war - far from it - I just feel like it was a mistake to hinge the entire justification of going to war on those things. If you're gonna dilly-dally with the UN long enough that for Saddam to squirrell the majority of the WMDs away in Syria, you're better off just stressing the "Bush Doctrine". There was already a UN resolution against the Hussein regime (since the Clinton administration actually) and the Bush doctrine plainly stated that state sponsors of terrorism would be targetted as enemies. There's the justification - cased closed, forward march. Of course, there were WMD's - we've found several hundred already - but, don't base the whole war on it. When Japan attacked us, we took the fight to Japan AND Germany and the world is better off for it.

Claiming the administration and both parties hinged the entire justification of going to war on WMD is a rhetorical tautology that has grown tiresome from word go. Everybody knows there were multitudes of reasons but WMD gets the most play so the lowest common denomenator chants without end that it was the only justification offered. GD OMG WTF.

On another note, Lee, how did you like Layer Cake?

[Spooner]

<preening and basking in the fact that *most* Hendrie fans are NOT radical liberals>

[Belasco]

Good point - I guess I should blame the media more since they were the ones re-playing it every night. Still, my issue is - why wasn't the already in-place resolution against Hussein and the "Bush Doctrine" not enough? Once the media and pundits got rolling with the whole WMD thing, why not shift focus to the more reasonable justifications? Despite it's leanings, the media can be manipulated. And, again, if you say you're going to go in and get the damn WMD's, don't dick around with the UN long enough for the enemy to clear out a lot of the stockpiles.

[Verno]

WMDs... Where I come from, we call them bombs.

[Booze]

On another note, Lee, how did you like Layer Cake?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. But I'm getting so fed up with all Britflicks featuring either cockney wideboy gangsters spilling each others claret all over the shop, bumbling upper middle class tits making a pigs ear of pulling a bird (but it all working out in the end), or Jane bleedin' Austen adaptations or other period costume crap.

[Booze]

WMDs... Where I come from, we call them bombs.

Next time one of these knee jerk anti war tossers starts in about the WMD's, stop them in their tracks & tell them they actually mean W'sMD.

They hate to concede anything, so you'll be arguing about it for hours.

[Spooner]

Next time one of these knee jerk anti war tossers starts in about the WMD's, stop them in their tracks & tell them they actually mean W'sMD.

They hate to concede anything, so you'll be arguing about it for hours.

lmao

Again, I prefer the arm triangle, personally.

[TobyBeau]

I prefer the 2 step take down after the trapezius neck pinch.

Lee, if you don't like the brit gangster flicks or those estrogen propelled globe theatre tripe, what would you prefer?

[Spooner]

Lee, if you don't like the brit gangster flicks or those estrogen propelled globe theatre tripe, what would you prefer?

I can answer that for him in one word, Tobe: crumpets.

[Booze]

I prefer the 2 step take down after the trapezius neck pinch.

Lee, if you don't like the brit gangster flicks or those estrogen propelled globe theatre tripe, what would you prefer?

I like it when a decent British film comes along, that doesn't resort to cliches every two seconds, such as reminding the Yank audience it's set in London by showing a shot of the Houses Of Parliament or the London Eye. Ann Coulter

There aren't many of those. But off the top of my head, I'd recommend Performance (Gangster, but a refreshing twist on it) The Long Good Friday (Gangster, but old school & believable), Sean Of The Dead & Dog Soldiers.

I read a review of Dog Soldiers that made me laugh. Some American complained that he couldn't tell the characters apart because their Limey accents all sounded the same. The characters couldn't have had more different accents. there was a Cockney, a Geordie, a Scot, a Welshman etc etc. Jeez. that'd be like me complaining I couldnt tell the difference between Russy & a dude from New Jersey.

[Spooner]

Technically still on topic, Lee! :score:

[Booze]

I've learnt from the master.

[Belasco]

I read a review of Dog Soldiers that made me laugh. Some American complained that he couldn't tell the characters apart because their Limey accents all sounded the same. The characters couldn't have had more different accents. there was a Cockney, a Geordie, a Scot, a Welshman etc etc. Jeez. that'd be like me complaining I couldnt tell the difference between Russy & a dude from New Jersey.

Dog Soldiers is a kick-ass flick - I had no problem telling the difference. But, then again, I've been listening to Limey accents since I was kid. Lots of different types of accents too - thanks to Benny Hill. Ann Coulter has a Benny Hill fetish.

[meatinyourmouth]

Lee, have you seen a film with Samuel L. Jackson called Formula 51? It's set almost entirely in Britain and doesn't (if I remember correctly) have any of those cliches you hate so much. Well, ok, be fair, it does have gangsters but there's not a lot of claret-spilling going on.


ANN COULTER USED TO BE A MAN.

[The BYP]

Sean of the Dead is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.:thumbsup:

[CommunistaCow]

To get this thread back on topic :poke: , here is an additional thought to consider about the no-WMD shibboleth.

When the coalition forces started unearthing buried barrels of pesticide (literally, tens of thousands of them) throughout Iraq, what exactly did the liberals think Saddam was doing with them?

Oh wait, this is a thread about Ann Coulter. :phfreak:

[Spooner]

"I like Santa." Ann Coulter, boy, she sure stirs it up, don't she. j/k, Commie

[Dr. P]

I don't like Sanka. Why is it we can put a man on the moon and not make a decent instant cup of coffee? Something you could just stir up and drink...

[Industrial Trackfooter]

This is not really clever enough, but...


I can answer that for him in one word, Tobe: crumpets.

You misspelled strumpets.

[5AlarmChili]

I don't like Sanka. Why is it we can put a man on the moon and not make a decent instant cup of coffee? Something you could just stir up and drink...

Sanka=swill. I go for the Folgers crystals though.

[Spooner]

It's funny and all, but I'm not sure if Russ is goofin' or he really thought I said "Sanka" instead of "Santa" (which just a deliberate non-sequitur post from "Christmas Story")... Ann Coulter then again, my comedy antennae aren't up and I'm seein' double.

[TobyBeau]

man this is turning into the long and winding thread

[The BYP]

Speaking of Ann Coulter did anyone see this?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/britney-spears-life.html

[Booze]

Lee, have you seen a film with Samuel L. Jackson called Formula 51? It's set almost entirely in Britain and doesn't (if I remember correctly) have any of those cliches you hate so much. Well, ok, be fair, it does have gangsters but there's not a lot of claret-spilling going on.


ANN COULTER USED TO BE A MAN.

I've never seen it. It was called The 51st State over here. Having a famous Yank in a Brit flick is a bit of a cliche as well, although I find it interesting to watch.

When I saw the trailers for this, I thought of the crap arse Danny Cannon film 'The Young Americans', which had Harvey Keitel in it. I love Harvey, but he's been in some real shit, & this is one of 'em.

Cannon then went on to cock up Judge Dredd, which he should be skinned alive for & I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Jesus, even for it's genre that movie blows orangutan. Way to waste Jack Black, imbecile. But it's good to know we've got a young Michael Winner in the making.

Cannon went on to be one of the leading lights of CSI, which I tried to get into, but gave up. God, I thought it sucked arse.

Yanks in Brit stuff aren't all bad though. There is a Denzel film called For Queen & Country from back when he wasn't a superstar. He played a Brit soldier coming home from the Falklands. His accent was pretty good & it's a decent film.

Sorry for taking this :offtopic: again. Ann Coulter

[meatinyourmouth]

All work and no play makes Meat Ann Coulter.

All work and no play makes Meat Ann Coulter.

All work and no play...